/cvg/ - Coronavirus general #2001 - Nice edition

It's Over.

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LOUISIANA jumped from 19 cases to 33 this morning

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>JAIR BOLSONARO TESTED POSITIVE

JAIR BOLSONARO TESTED POSITIVE

>JAIR BOLSONARO TESTED POSITIVE

JAIR BOLSONARO TESTED POSITIVE
meiahora.com/geral/2020/03/5881948-primeiro-exame-de-jair-bolsonaro-testa-positivo-para-coronavirus.html

Eskdee
Thank you for the gold kind sir!
Edit lmao i got my vasectomy

>They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

>They won't confirm a case unless they test for it.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

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KEK

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Why do retards hoard toilet paper of all things

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>REEEEE user where can I get those masks
Normie friends are all shitting colossal bricks, begging to get some of my loot.
"Don't be a dickhead mate, you don't need 5liters of iso alcohol" jejejejeje.

punxsutawney phil sez: 30 more years of communism

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>Wow I'm really ahead of the curve with all this toilet paper
Normie herd mentality, they saw other faggots stockpilling it and assumed it was vital.
Meanwhile I'm finna buy up all they lentils and grain.

Through a donation of 500,000 testing kits and 1 million masks, we join hands with Americans in these difficult times.

- Jack Ma of Alibaba

Someone is finally helping America with it's testing and Mask problems. Thank you China for helping a weak nation that doesn't have the capability to deal with problems anymore.

Thank you china.

based

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>Bolsonaro will end up being the one who brought the virus here
>new government dies of Corona
>leftards take over again
>my ass-raping taxes will keep rising and crime will continue to get worse
GODDAMMIT CORONA

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It's in my city, I don't wanna lose my testicles lads

turn up the heat / buy a humidifier

>GOT IT AT MAR-A-LAGO
GOT IT AT MAR-A-LAGO
>GOT IT AT MAR-A-LAGO
GOT IT AT MAR-A-LAGO

IT'S OVER

Coronavirus:Arthritis drug seems to work
Naples doctor calls for use of medicine to be extended

ansa.it/english/news/science_tecnology/2020/03/11/coronavirusarthritis-drug-seems-to-work_8113f9d9-9bb8-4181-9c02-3e314c30e7e9.html

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Customers being really passive aggressive and annoying since we are out of everything . Leave me alone retards

Lmao Trump and Pence were pozzed by Brazil

We've reached post irony at this point

>Why do retards hoard toilet paper of all things

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SERIOUS QUESTION: HOW ARE THEY CURED OF THE VIRUS? WHAT SHOULD I BUY?

HAHAHAHA BOLSONARO FAGS ON KEK WATCH

Come on Uruguay test some fucking people. You're surrounded from all sides.

Having a headache is a syptom? serious question, having it since yesterday

TELL THE NORMIES TO GO TO CHINA ANONS

WHY ARENT THEY OPENING THEIR CITIES?

THEY HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL RIGHT?

THEY KNOW HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT ANONS?!

WHY IS CHINA NOT DOING ANYTHING RELEVANT ?

CHINA KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT TELL THE NORMIES SWARM CHINA SWARM CHINA!

DIDNT THEY BUILT HOSPITALS in 10 DAYS? THEY CAN HELP EVERYONE OUT! TELL THE NORMIES! GO TO CHINA !
ATTACK

FOR KEK!

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That's not gonna matter when my retarded boomer parents keep carrying on like everything is normal, I probably already have it

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SUDAN HAS THE COOF

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>call store from bathroom
>use my nigger imitation voice
>"you niggas ggot beans"?
>no
>mfw the shelves where full
Fucking faggots trying to keep beans for themselves, beware

lotta protein helps the body fight off the virus

At this point every signle drug ever has been "proven" to work. Nothing really does. They are just stuffing people with drugs and hope for the best.

NIGGEEEEEEEER
that's the only journalist, (read: JOURNALIST, not JOURNAL) reporting it
only that Mazzini fuck has reported that news, and OSINT twitter kikes + Gleenwald made the rest of the damage
NO
OFFICIAL
TEST
RESULTS
HAVE
BEEN
POSTED
SO
FAR

>this but unironically

they actually pozzed Brasil

>this shit is accelerating so fast we might actually break 8k deaths by the end of the month

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I don’t know, I still think it’s fake news to make Trump look bad in an election year.

Lemming train

>mate

triggered, we will not be able to drink it with friends

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Quiet day
Happening cancelled
Well done boris. Boris cancelled the happening by not cancelling deanos football matches

>tfw just got drafted to be part of the manlet fever testing unit in parliament

AHHHHHH

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Big whoop. Has any black dude died yet? Seems like it's just chinks and people.

>ansa.it/english/news/science_tecnology/2020/03/11/coronavirusarthritis-drug-seems-to-work_8113f9d9-9bb8-4181-9c02-3e314c30e7e9.html

N=2 is meaningless results

Even on 10 people wouldn't prove anything.

good night's sleep

This. my mom keeps saying "Ive lived through this before its just like h1n1 lol ur being paranoid and cowering"
i want to smash her stupid fucking face in

>2001

ahh, the memories

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>LATEST CHANGES
China +22 (+8) Iran +1,289 (+85) S. Korea +110 (+5) Spain +1,063 (+34) Germany +372 (+1) Netherlands +190 (+5) H. Kong +1 (+1) Indonesia +35 (+3) Ukraine (+1) US +135 Switzerland +267 Norway +95 Sweden +114 Denmark +111 Japan +10 UK +19 Belgium +157 Austria +67 Bahrain +13 Singapore +13 Australia +43 Canada +16 Finland +46 Slovenia +45 Israel +17 Czech Rep. +4 Portugal +34 Kuwait +20 Brazil +8 India +7 S. Marino +8 Lebanon +9 Thailand +5 Romania +16 Poland +13 S. Arabia +17 Taiwan +1 Russia +11 Estonia +14 Brunei +12 Palestine +4 Albania +10 Croatia +4 Serbia +7 Slovakia +9 Panama +13 S. Africa +8 Pakistan +1 Ecuador +2 Oman +1 Hungary +3 Latvia +1 Cyprus +4 Bosnia +2 Malta +3 Armenia +2 Jamaica +6 Morocco +1 Lithuania +3 S. Lanka +2 Réunion +1 Faeroes +1 Fr. Polynesia +2 Congo +1 Kazakhstan +2 Turkey +1 Cayman Isl. +1 Ethiopia +1 Gabon +1 Guadeloupe +1 Kenya +1 Total +4,528 (+143)

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Imagine being a sacrificial lamb lmao

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>COUNTRIES LIST
? China 80,815 (3,177) ? International 58,269 (1,940): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 7,979 (71) Spain 4,209 (120) Germany 3,117 (7) France 2,876 (61) US 1,832 (41) Switzerland 1,135 (7) Norway 895 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) Sweden 801 (1) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) UK 609 (10) Belgium 556 (3) Austria 428 (1) Australia 199 (3) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) India 81 (1) S. Marino 80 (5) Egypt 80 (2) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Ireland 70 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 64 (1) Philippines 52 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (1) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Denmark 785 Qatar 262 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 158 Finland 155 Slovenia 141 Israel 126 Czech Rep. 120 Iceland 117 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 Brazil 85 UAE 85 Romania 75 S. Arabia 62 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Estonia 41 Brunei 37 Palestine 35 Chile 33 Croatia 31 Serbia 31 Slovakia 30 Luxembourg 26 Georgia 25 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Pakistan 22 Peru 22 Belarus 21 Ecuador 19 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Latvia 17 Cyprus 14 Tunisia 13 Bosnia 13 Mexico 12 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Lithuania 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 S. Lanka 5 Réunion 5 Liechtenstein 4 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Faeroes 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Honduras 2 Kazakhstan 2 Saint Martin 2 Turkey 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Bhutan 1 Cayman Isl. 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Trin. & Tob. 1

>Countries around the world are locking everything down
>Economies are melting down so hard governments are having to mass print money to prop things up
>Currencies are becoming worthless
>Hospitals are getting overrun
>Iran has mass graves
>China mass burned their dead
All to make Trump look bad. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

BASED

refreshing to see Turkey has finally admitted to having it

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Did the stocks recover yet?

There won't be an election

Doesn’t go bad-you’ll need it if you can’t go out and can be used for currency when society breaks down

Niggers dying from random diseases is just a normal tuesday in africa.
(Not that any nigger would have a concept of week days)

Hue President Bolsonaro tested positive in preliminary tests.
Is this legit?

Source:
meiahora.ig.com.br/geral/2020/03/5881948-primeiro-exame-de-jair-bolsonaro-testa-positivo-para-coronavirus.html?fbclid=IwAR2pFt0Wsudvf7_QScb7VChdEhc8ELdxKru_OxT_rON-LzQRyNrAyWG-EZ0#foto=1

Can we get it to a point where we hit the bump limit exclusively using reposting scripts?

Trump honestly fucked up. He tried too hard to downplay it

FINALLY some good news in this whole mess.

twitter.com/samirasawlani/status/1238475700719550465

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Where do I find a giraffe gf?

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Can someone ask one of these normies why they need so much toilet paper?

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what is it with Jews and wells

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I'm not leaving my house for 3 months and need to shit

>SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Bolsonaro killed Trump

It's not legit until O Globo reports it

It’s absolutely possible that China and Iran did this to take down Trump. Remember how badly he wrecked both countries.

Absolute state of the UK

twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1238471135332913153

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They are going to close the gyms.
My gains...

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youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw

Black Health Man Live soon 6ros

>Drafted
Are you a chink lmao

>meia hora
Vai dar meia hora de cu

wow, the whole CRISP gene modified humens work going nice out there

This is what I get for being a semi zoomer NEET living with his parents I suppose, I never considered the virtues of living on your own, even in a shithole. I never thought they'd be this retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw
Almost WHOnigger time.

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mobile.twitter.com/gabstargardter/status/1238118508166348800?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed&ref_url=https://d-27387630381803385229.ampproject.net/2003031842100/frame.html
how real is this? trump got it or nah?

>communism

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The job losses caused by this bug are going to be something else.

Another lost decade to recover but it will spring up again in the winter. Poverty is no fun.

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China is suffering the worst, not that they care about their people but still, they are suffering economically

been closed since yesterday here

Ok, now what about all the other countries that went into lockdown especially Italy?

What has it been 4, 5 months of this shit?
>still fewer /cvg/ threads than there are years anno domini
Wake me up when somebody at least throws some topings or condiments in this empty bun

I legitimately think at first he thought it was just a liberal hoax, that it wasn't a big deal. By the time he realized that it actually was a huge deal, it was too late already. And yet, even now he's still downplaying it despite being likely pozzed. On Yas Forums you get called a shill if you say what I'm about to say, that I voted for Trump in 2016 but after this shit I'm voting for Biden. Trump has unironically fucked this country with his indifference and muh fake newsing.

The boomers will figure it out when they start dropping like flies, and once he loses them, and he will - he loses every state in the union on election day minus the deep south at absolute best.

Fuck off Chang you dirty nigger

Favella riots when?

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military cars moving street from street and asking people to get back inside on megaphone, the city is quarantined for 2 days. it's very apocalyptic.

wtf u bongs are fucking crazy

>not prepping

OH NO NO NO

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Listen guy, he's my president but this line of thinking is approaching psychosis

LOL BOOMERS FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON

>that fucking link

low effort bait, Katie Hopkins is a confirmed retard troll

dude ive lost 8 lbs. gotta gain it back next year i guess

Is she literally encouraging people to get infected?

>Why do retards hoard toilet paper of all things

If quarantines are coming, I'd like to have extra toilet paper. Is that so naive?

imagine if reinfection is not a meme

they're literally self-genociding lmao

"get immunity"
what did they mean by this

Katie Hopkins is based though.

That bitch will die of Corona-chan quick

>immunity
Ahahahah

Good luck with that.

HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
>HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
>HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY
>HOW THE FUCK HAVE SCOTLAND DONE 3.5K TESTS AND WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY

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Stocks are back up. Happening canceled.

no, Leandro Mazzini is the only journo reporting it on both of his columns in o dia and that other shitty news website that's even more obscure
when MSM here starts reporting then it's confirmed, but i reaaaaally doubt Heleno or Guedes will allow such announcement to be made

based argiebro
globo fags are as pozzed as they can get, but at least they would take significant flak for reporting such news in case they're fake, unlike these unknown journo's looking for clicks, or OSINT kikes retweeting the first news article they see to get them retweets

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49 confirmed cases in colorado plus 1 presumptive positive from some shitskin worker at CU boulder
we were at 30 two days ago
the fire rises

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This strategy is so completely wrong. You bongs are going to kill millions.

What is the likelyhood of having this shit without a fever and a cough?

Which city?

When is Iraq not looking apocalyptic?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104001/Elderly-couple-die-hours-apart-contracting-deadly-coronavirus-northern-Italy.html

is that an ironic shitpost, I can't understand the internet without emojis :(

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nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787
WHY IS THIS NOT EVERYWHERE ON THE NEWS WTF

>President Trump and VP Mike Pence have both decided not to be tested
what are these clowns doing? just take the fucking test. can't believe how badly they're screwing this up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When someone who live in Iraq (nee Babylon) says things are apocalyptic, we must listen.

GET FUCKING REDPILLED

youtube.com/watch?v=GG74AAFz1cg

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It can be dormant for 24 days before symptoms show.

This disease only affects humans

Italy has nothing to do with this. The way the Democrats and the media are attacking Trump over it is an absolute hoax and witch hunt.

The only people with psychosis are deranged TDS patients like yourself.

What the fuck am I reading

Is it a good idea to take paracetamol if you happen to get infected or is it better to let the body do its thing

Just wondering if I should stock up on some just in case

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Military Flatbed is STILL here 3 days later. They don't normally stick around here. Still could be coincidental.

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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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>Luigi Carrara, 86, and Severa Belotti, 82, were confined in their Albino home in the northern province of Bergamo for eight days devoid of medical help during the lockdown, and according to their son, Luca Carrara, he was not allowed to see or visit them
Not confirmed
Not medically treated
Still no white deaths from Chinese coronavirus

I bet they are as bad as italy since they have to hide it

THE HERD SURVIVES

you know what to do user
I too like to see how deadly the black plague and spanish flu are in the modern days, but not in Finland that is

Toilet paper will become a valuable trading commodity.
Everybody poops.

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It's a bull trap. The market is just reacting to the large gain from the 1.5 trillion dollar pump from the feds. This shit is unstable. The general trend will continue downwards as this virus continues to lock countries down.

Bongs now part of a mandatory membership death cult?

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heh

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Asshole next to me in class keeps coughing. Am I fucked? Michigan here

>BREAKING: Switzerland Closes Borders, Invokes Article 13 of Schengen Agreement

AMERIMUTTS COPE

>Chink are not white
>Japs are not white
>Iranians are not white
>Italians are not white
>Germans are not white
>French are not white
>English are not white
>Spanish are not white
>Greeks are not white
>Romanians are not white
>Aussie are not white
>Swiss are not white
>Norwegian are not white
>Dutch are not white
>Swedish are not white
>Leafs are not white
>Irish are not white
>Pollacks are not white
>Bulgarians are not white
>Not all Americans are white
--> You Are Here Colgate are not white
>Finnish are not white
>Russians are not white
>...
>...
>...
>Everybody is not white but me

>t. mutt

How is the world going to punish China for this disaster

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Live in a minute bois

youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw

same. i am in college and dont have the job to move out, i was gonna move out this summer but its too late now. It wont be until we are all dying in my home she will think "huh, maybe it isnt just the flu". god i fucking hate my life

Perfect pic, except that user has cult of personality blasting into his head

Every government except SK's and Japan's did.

youtube.com/watch?v=nSXIetP5iak

>lol bro just accept your painful death

My work is suggesting WFH if me or partner has "pre-existing condition"

What can I pretend my wife has to WFH lads

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Albuterol is all that matters in treatment, you could try some other things that are used for asthma/copd, but generally its treating the pneumonia that prolongs people's death.

They cant even lie and say we are fine its that much of a shit show then are in full panic mode.

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When 40% of population is dead. The remaining 60% will be immune. Checkmate virus!

BOOM

In the last 24 hours 6 African Countries have confirmed their first cases of Coronavirus:
Ghana, Guinea, Gabon, Sudan, Kenya and Ethiopia.

Is it happening yet?

Italy is just getting theirs for selling out to the ChinaComs.

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Niggers killing each other over worthless crap?
It never stopped.

>Americans unironically think this is a democrat vs republican thing
Yikes

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Where did all the deniers go? And I mean irl. Everyone is on edge here now. 24 hours ago they said it would never effect this province. Everyone is shocked and for some reason the toilet paper has been sold out. Why toilet paper though?

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that never happened
media turned 20 minutes of "trust the experts, it could be really really bad but we hope not and it might be fine" into "downplaying"
youtube.com/watch?v=ZTF-A5ezdEQ

How fucked is the corona beer brand right now

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OUR SHIT SHOW IS ABOUT TO START

>youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw
youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw
>youtube.com/watch?v=eyntF-VqRBw

Entire flatbed train is a full company.

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Just took my last trip to the supermarket, complete self isolation for me now. My boomer parents (that i couldn't convince) will do the shopping for fresh stuff for me because we live like 100 meter apart. I will just disinfect it.

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this is some Trudeau-tier logic

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>The only people with psychosis are deranged TDS patients like yourself.
Oh you're an amplification shill. Kys

The UN will write a very angery letter

Yes you are fucked

LOOK IN MY EYES? WHAT DO YOU SEE?

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I think this is some reverse psychology thing to get liberals mad and realise the Gov is fucking them

UK can not literally afford to shut anything down. If the UK goes into quarantine you guys will spend the rest of your lives smashing rocks together to pass the time. Good luck, m8.

Mardi Gras user. Thousands of tourists and locals. These cases are the tip of a fucking tip of an iceberg. Most of them so far in the Orleans parish but it's everywhere.
I cancelled all doctor visits and such but my mom has to go to PT 3x a week so it's pretty bad. Fucking ogre. The stores are already missing shit.

BoJo has seen the truth and is now /ourguy/. UK will be the first country to make worship of Corona its state religion

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i see UK going full /nurgle/ cultist mode
based

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>woke up dizzy and lightheaded
>skin feels overly sensitive
>body feels cold
I haven't even been sick in years, why the hell does it have to be now?

the whole US is probably pozzed
that Bolsonaro's aide WAS NOT THE FIRST BRAZILIAN TO BE INFECTED IN NORTH-AMERICAN SOIL
WE HAD AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE WITH NO TRAVEL HISTORY TO EUROPE, ONLY U.S., THAT AFTER RETURNING, WERE POSITIVE FOR CORONA
and those are the ones i know of, probably a fuckton more of HUEHUE's that got infected in the states

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Very nice, a good place to start
What better way to treat this than to shut all borders and restrict travel while applying contact research and social distancing?
There's literally no other way to go about this.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. NOT ONLY DO WE HAVE TO PAY THEIR PENSIONS FOR EVER THEY'RE LITERALLY CAUSING TOTAL FINANCIAL AND ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.
FUCK OLD PEOPLE!!!!

60 year old female Trump supporter were ted

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shit like this makes me really detest normie whites and im white (but the blonde is cute)

Sucks as I was just transitioning into a bloomer. Ironic, I wish for death for years and the moment things start looking brighter and I become more positive this happens. Even if I survive I'll probably have fucked lungs and testicles.

State of Emergency has been declared here, fuck, it had to be this month when I had been planning to meet with people:

elmundo.es/espana/2020/03/13/5e6b844e21efa0dd258b45a5.html

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They are doing that rightfully, in most regards, because his reaction has been nothing but "men, just a flu bro" when two other countries already showed what that line of thinking gets. Mix that with his brilliant idea to ad lib while addressing the states and cause the market to tank harder and you have a he's 100% wrong. Yes a good bit of shit the media and libs say is nonsense, but a broken clock is right twice a day and in this they are right. His handling of the situation shows he has no idea how to lead in a crisis situation.

The virus dies in high concentrations of alcohol.

It is on a global scale. CCP desperately wants their poodles the Democrats back in.

Which way is it pointing? Houston or Dallas?

If true, they basically enabled the resurgance of nationalism also in economy by producing goods again back in White countries and secondly they will be hated by quite a lot of normies for canceling their entertainment.

whats wrong with it

there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Fucking christ.
Preppers have spread from the supermarkets to corner shops. Takes ages to get some weeekend milk and ES with all these cunts stocking up on shitpaper like their ass is about to burst into a fountain of diarrhea.

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I'm actually scared bros. I'm a NEET and my dad works at once of the biggest hospitals in the country. Not to mention me and my dumbass friends went to a mall and ate at a buffet yesterday. I'm basically asking for something to happen.

If you’re white you must feel comforted

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STAY INSIDE.
WE ARE COMING.
DO NOT RESIST.

what is he going to do when Trump inevitably tests positive

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We have crippling normalcy bias

The night rider, remember him when you look at the night sky

>Biden
Yeah no, you're even more retarded than Israel first and corona response botching Trump is

Like the 10% we just got from the new gov?

>Hello, I bring you here this.
Ok... what's it.
>It's called Coronavirus, It's a new type of virus.
Where did you find it?
>Well, it came from Wuhan from misterious sources, someone said it came from bat soup.
Bat Soup?
>Yeah, Bat Soup.
So you eat one of those and get an strike out right away
*Laughs*
Frozen image text: "(COVID-19) is an infectious disease caused by the virus strain severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)."
Ok tell me more about it
>It has an infecting ratio really big and can hide on you 2 weeks until it ruins your lungs and kills you. It's gonna be the end of mankind.
Ok. You wanna pawn it or sell it?
>I'm gonna sell it.
Ok, how much?
>It's gonna be an Apocalypse and Human extintion
Insert: During decades I have been expecting for a Happening: WW III, nukes, apocalypses... And I'm not lose the opportunity to get this.
I give you a flu.
>I can't accept that.
It's not worth more than that, best I can do it's a flu.
>Insert: "I come here with a really unique thing, I wanted a high price for it but I'll accept Zombie Apocalypse at least"
>Give me at least some kind of Apocalypse or something.
Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
Hi Tedros welcome
>Hi Rick
>Insert: My name is Tedros Adhanom, General Director of WHO.
What do you think?
>It's really a virus, I don't have doubt of that
So it's not a fake?
>It's not a fake Rick, this is a real virus, but it's from Wuhan where the Goverment of China has took control over it.
>But it already crashed several countries and the world capitalist market
>Not more than a pandemic, Rick.
Thanks for coming Tedros. I always trust my experts so I'll give you a epidemic.
>But he said a pandemic
He said no more than a pandemic, like an epidemic at least, It's the best I can do.
>Give me at least a controled pandemic.
Ok I can live with that.

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I WANT TO QUARANTINE MYSELF BUT BOSS SAYS THAT GOVERNMENT SAYS THAT IT'S "OK" FOR NOW SO I HAVE TO KEEP GOING TO WORK AND EVERYONE IS COOFING

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If they are infected then they need to know asap.
If they are not infected then passing the test is a good propaganda tool

Not taking the test at all is simply retarded. The way Trump has handed this makes me put a tinfoil hat on and ask is he deliberately throwing the election.

because cvg preppers took that bosnia shtf pic super cereal and bought a bunch of tp with other supplies
normies remember someone with an odd cart. they can't quite figure out why they were prepping with so much tp, but they knew earlier, so there must be something to it.
repeat and spread tp meme over a week or two with growing coverage of coronachan

>Donald J. Trump
>@realDonaldTrump
>I will be having a news conference today at 3:00 P.M., The White House. Topic: CoronaVirus!
>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1238478818135945216

Whats he going to say?

Normie shills didnt realize the hole they were digging

A bat flew over my house last night, guys. I’m scared.

Immunosuppressant for a virus? Seriously?

time for a pre-apocalypse cooom session

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How's the chip supply? I wanted to snack today

>that never happened
>media turned 20 minutes of "trust the experts, it could be really really bad but we hope not and it might be fine" into "downplaying"

Lmao cope

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same here bro. literally everyone in my local shop carrying toilet paper. huge lines. I don't get it

>GREAT
>TRUMP WILL PROVE HIMSELF THAT THE VIRUS IS JUST THE FLU

I'm feeling the same. I'm hoping it's just stress.

Nips are downplaying it hard. Too much to lose for them.
I think you meant Singapore and Worst Korea.

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This is an absolute nothing burger bros, only 5k deaths? Pfff.

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ok gaylord... we just need all of you and amerimutts to die and we are good

That's a very well done OC.

>what is a cytokinestorm

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Bloomer is a mindset, not a product of your environment. You have to keep your chin up no matter how tough things get. I meme here all day about the world ending but I'm a bloomer through and through. No matter what happens, I'll find a way to end up happy.

go eat some of its droppings. If you're lucky you can give corona-chan a little sister

The real question is whether Madagascar and Greenland have closed their ports yet.

My fellow Americans. *Coof*

jesus we are actually fucked
the hot weather don't do nothing against corona-chan

full nuclear strike on china was launch 30 minutes ago.

based coronachan

gary is that you

Ayo faggot whiteboi how yo girl wanna take the virus off my big black corona lol

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I woke up with a nose bleed and I have so much phlegm in my throat today, which I need to cough to get out. Almost certainly nothing, but it's not helping my nerves any.

You should save it for the during-apocalypse coom

>implying Biden will be alive or not committed by November

trump blamed usa infections on EU kek so never probably

kek

They think it will prevent the market crashing.

Event 201

centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/

If anything they're getting massive free publicity. No one is that stupid to avoid the beer for fear of the virus, but they are stupid enough to buy it just to post pics of them drinking it on Snaptagram.

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amazing i like this idea its the way forward since this virus is gonna be around for......well......for a long fucking time

I wish 'stupid people statistics' would just work out once. JUST ONCE.

A Best Buy employee in Baton Rouge was escorted out of work yesterday because she is believed to be infected

Is this slut from a doujin?

:]

youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
get in here fags. party has started

Coronavirus symptoms include bad diarrhea which is infectious in the first stages. Yes, you will shit yourself. Livestream your death to your grandkids on faceberg, boomer.

WHO?

>110
>Lowest daily new case rate in two weeks
>Number of recoveries today higher than number of new cases
Sorry Pasta-Bros
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Someone is talking here and im listening.

They are taking over IP cams and changing the scipt

insecam.org/en/view/853322/

insecam.org/en/view/853457/#tags

dumping

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Thanks to those government fuckers downplaying it we still ot idiots running around saying the flu is more dangerous.

I say they did this to stock up on things that will allow them to remain the elites in the world after the virus.

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based

chinese gf next?

IMO you should exterminate the vermine by nuclear holocaust and let the Japs colonize it, they know how to deal with radiation

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>they pay taxes and utilities
Who else /colgado y en negro/ here?

>tfw all these happening fags
explain how it gets any worse from here. keep in mind right now isn't even bad
>oh no, n-no toilet paper, some boomers died and i have to stay in like i dont already do that anyway!
kek, so?

death in sudan reported
>sudanese citizen
>recently been in the uae

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

> In October 2019, the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security hosted a pandemic tabletop exercise called Event 201 with partners, the World Economic Forum and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Recently, the Center for Health Security has received questions about whether that pandemic exercise predicted the current novel coronavirus outbreak in China. To be clear, the Center for Health Security and partners did not make a prediction during our tabletop exercise. For the scenario, we modeled a fictional coronavirus pandemic, but we explicitly stated that it was not a prediction. Instead, the exercise served to highlight preparedness and response challenges that would likely arise in a very severe pandemic. We are not now predicting that the nCoV-2019 outbreak will kill 65 million people. Although our tabletop exercise included a mock novel coronavirus, the inputs we used for modeling the potential impact of that fictional virus are not similar to nCoV-2019.

Headaches, sore throat/dry cough, runny nose. Rare/severe: shortness of breath, vomiting, diarrhea.

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if you're under quarantine you/ll be eating MREs which are designed to make you constipated
your dumps will come out as solid masses and probably wont even require a wipe afterwards

Jews are immune to the virus. Any cases you have seen are hoaxes.
Reminder that Jews militarized their communities months ago following the spat of supposed "anti semitic attacks" worldwide. They are immune. They will shoot any and all goyim who approach their communities. This is the Samson Option. Jews chose China and the white world will fade jnto the night.

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Based

JUST CALL SICK TO YOUR DOCTOR GET PAID LEAVE ITS THAT EASY

FINALLY THE SHITSTORM IS AT 2 WEEKS

Whatever it is, be ready for all progress the market made today to be wiped out.

saw a bunch of Hummers and medic vehicles on big rigs heading westbound in South Carolina a few days ago. have seen the Hummers before, but never medic vehicles

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its just a fag on CVG trolling.

DEATH RATE

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europe has gone too far this time extra trading regulations and more restrictions!

Nothing really drastic, I'm sure.

Reeeeee keep going down below 22k DOW JONES

Shit, what's next. Civil war Yemen?

Asthma.

Also my work said the same.

AUSTRIA +143
WERE JOINING THE BIG BOYS CLUB

GROWTH RATE

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Being in close proximity to the plaguebearer nation means you had some sort of preparedness towards SARS and airborne whuhan SARS-aids

Europe alwasy though those shits would stay in the land of the slant-eye and never did anything to prepare for when half the countries developed resporatory failures at once

>Hmm... I've got a friend who's an expert in Viruses, I'm gonna make some calls
>>Insert: I think the expert gonna agree with me that this is more than just a flu.
>Hi Tedros welcome
Lost

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Best part is it is parked in homeless and ghetto area. So yes.

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So they finally started testing, nice.

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fuck
now that I piled up all the shit I realized that this aint that much

ques the team cannibal or raiders it is then,,

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Bought 20 jars of peanut butter
10 kilos of rice
6 bags of flour
18 tins of sardines
18 packs of noodles
And various tinned vegetables

there was a ukrainian death. move the posts again?

fuck off chink

Can you imagine the possibility of a travel ban from Venezuela? things will only get better now.

What are some non-meme groceries to buy? I already stocked up on flour to make lotsa bread and I have a freezer full of meat and vegetables.

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Exactly my thoughts. I flew into Armstrong Airport on the last day of Mardi Gras (2/25), returning home from an urgent necessary visit to family, first going through LAX. The airports were busy. Am symptom free but I think this got spread around here during that last week of Mardi Gras. So far have appeared to dodge a bullet

REMINDER: HOW TO CLEAN MASKS

imcclinics.com/english/index.php/news/view?id=83

>1. It was found that dry heat disinfection (heating at 70 ℃ for 30 minutes)had the least effect on damaging the filtering mechanism, and the filtering effect could be maintained above 95%.
>2. The disinfection method of spraying alcohol on the mask will destroy the electrostatic absorption of the mask, causing filtering efficiency of the mask lowering below 95%.
>3. Other methods such as steamer damp heat method and high-pressure high temperature sterilization methods also made the filtering efficiency of the mask lower than 95%.In addition, high temperature and high-pressure method makes the mask seriously deformed.
>4. The new coronavirus is sensitive to ultraviolet rays, and ultraviolet disinfection does not affect the filtration efficiency of respirators. However, the inactivation effect of viruses in mask fibers, which cannot be directly observed, is unknown. Therefore, it is not recommended.

he was eating at mar a lago with drumpf days ago.
LMAO.

i've been looking for that pic, thanks m8

Mamma Mia Italy, what is-a you doing?

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bros WHY THE FUCK are we so shit at this
FUCK OUR COMMIE GOVERNMENT

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sincerely who cares that some script kid is changing camera captions

Shut the fuck up Justin

I didn't go to work yesterday nor today. My fucking company is retarded. They can easily give us a way to work from home. Fuck off mr shekelstein, i'm not risking lives over your shitty company

Democrats at the CDC were withholding testing. Blue cities are spreading the disease like mad. They're going to kill us all because we voted for Trump.

>slowly starting to feel tickling/emptiness/slight pain in my lungs
>no coof
>no fever

WHAT THE FUCK IM A NEET I DONT EVEN MEET PEOPLE

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Forged and homosexual until it appears on some news at least.

I am erect