MARKET THREAD 2

It was OUR turn bullbros

Bubble created by Fed to be propped up by more (((Fed))) tricks.
Everyone fooled.
Good times return.
Happening cancelled!

it's up 3% from yesterday's close

probably will take some time,by 1pm expect redness unless feds start pumping more

amen to that.

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OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>up 700
pol was wrong(again!)

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Any non-Yas Forumsacks (non-retards) want to give a basic fundamentals outlook, considering oil situation also?

Oh I'm sorry, WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING?

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Stock is going up but there is no volume, kek wtf is happening?

Prepare the disappointment room!

>DOW +4.35%
It's over crashbros, it was our turn

LET IT GO UP
I WANT CHEAP PUTZ

Threadly reminder that money is leveraged on debt. So trading capital for the sake of profit is de facto slavery.
Nothing short of total goy market collapse is acceptable.

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I have 8k in mutual funds via American funds (that also take their cut) that I should’ve sold last month when it was higher. Gonna need the money for grad school fees soooner than later. Is selling by c o b today a bad move?

They're just reacting to all the capital that countries pumped into their markets overnight. Give it the weekend so they can take in all the new infections that's coming

>market goes down
>silver goes down
>market goes up
>silver goes down
>industry closes
>silver goes down
>industry reopens
>silver goes down

Dead cat bounce bros. There's still hope

>Give it the weekend
lol, no it's habbening today. Bolsenaro just tested positive, wait until the news starts covering all the celebs that are pozzed later.

I wish

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Nah, this will probably be your last chance to cash out anyone soon, unless you want to ride it out I until this time next year

So the UK announces their biggest single day increase in infections yet their share market is driving ahead. FUCK OFF

>up 1000

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Not much volume on Royal Caribbean Cruises, or Carnival.

Happeningfags BTFO as always

30 year going up
market gong up

these shouldn't happen at the same time. PPT in full force today.

based

WE BULL NOW BITCH

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AND NOW... WE PUMP

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DUMP DUMP DUMP WHILE THE FED PUMPS
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buy silver

So... I’m getting ready to put an offer on a house this weekend. Should I low ball then or just wait and see how the economy goes. Do you guys think we’ll bounce back quickly?

>Not much volume on Royal Caribbean Cruises, or Carnival.
Should I buy RCL????

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Say that again please

NPC are waking up to the media hype job. I would not try to short this rally.

223 to 139

we're going back into the 21k's

Crash is driven by China supply lines cut not Corona deaths

owners may be in panic mode.
you should be able to get away with a lower offer.

caring about the economy is for niggers

twitter.com/MirrorBreaking_/status/1238463380115030018
>bolsonaro shaking hands with trump.jpg
so, have we had an active us pres bite it due to some virus yet?

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139 to 64

No, it’s driven by hysteria and panic. Supposedly.

crash incoming after fed stops pumping

DOW OPENING GREEN
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
DOMP IT
DOMP IT ALL NOW

BTC is up lol

FUCK THE FED

No, they're pumping everything, just funny that they weren't pumping them for a while since they they forgot the script for a few minutes. Wait until they get tired of pumping this tired old fucked up thing.

So basically the stock market is uninvestible because these viruses can break out at any moment.

Think about it. The next time this happens, people will all sell and buy vxx/short, market will drop 50% in a couple days.

I’ve been thinking the same. At the time I had to wait 10 days for my financial info to go current and at day 9 was the crash

64 to 21
21k here we come

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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They can't hold it indefinitely, the crash is inevitable, trust my words.

Wait...
...for...
it.....

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Wakey wakey Bullfags

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fuck
>nooo not my heckin bolsonarino

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Riding this out isn't that big of a deal. You'll just have to hold for a while

DUMP KEEP GOING WE CAN DO IT THE FEDS TRILLIONS AREN'T WORTH ANYTHING

Fake Fed
Using Fake money
to create fake demand
for inflated stocks
to prop up fake market

EVERYONE FOOLED !
Good times are here again

DUMP NOW GOYS

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BRRRRRRR

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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wtf are you doing investing 8k when you're going to need it in the short term? Your mistake was buying.

This market is a fucking yoyo. Please just watch from the sidelines, unless you already have funds, then you must dump.

he sold? pump et.

the man on the television says everything is okay

its okay.... right?

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We've been down this road, before.

This is just a small climb like we saw last 2 weeks. The injections create this but it will be eaten up shortly as the greeders will fight to get the values to themselves. When the meal is finished the plummet will continue, because we just saw the first reaction from the companies directly effected; but now we will see the secondary and the depending companies will drag it all down. The airplane companies noticed the primary effect but what about all the companies that need them for their income; from airports, tax-free, the supply companies and even Coca-Cola etc that earn from sales at those venues. Food services will go belly up from no customers at restaurants and the dominoes will keep falling. Good luck negroes

youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

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youtube.com/watch?v=aDleXP4t8oc
get in here faggots

Every Aussie has Superannuation and guess what, they're the last to trade. Imagine if any normal person was running a super fund, they're not. They're run to be the designated losers, the last call, the prick in the corner with his hand up to sell that everyone ignored.

you'd be better off investing in beans and bullets.

the electronic noises are so comfy

I know right, I could sleep to this.

WHY WONT IT CHOOSE A DIRECTION TO GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm gonna crash the market by downvoting this stream bros