/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2000 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 139,018 ► Died: 5,116

>NEWS
WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Boris Johnson to let it spread so the UK "gets herd immunity"
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Catalonia puts several municipalities under lockdown
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>RESEARCH
Texan tests negative twice, then positive
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Rapidly mutating
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Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
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All cases in study test positive 2 weeks after "recovery"
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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WHO: Detailed information provided in only 38% of cases
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Infected in India only discovered post-mortem
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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>LATEST CASES
13:03: 190 new cases and 5 new deaths in the Netherlands.
12:56: 136 new cases and 28 new deaths in Spain.
12:48: 115 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
12:42: 20 new cases in Kuwait.
12:26: 3 new cases in Poland.
12:25: 13 new cases in Singapore.
11:58: 37 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI
twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1238464931084853248
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +22 (+8) Iran +1,289 (+85) S. Korea +110 (+5) Spain +1,063 (+34) Germany +372 (+1) Netherlands +190 (+5) H. Kong +1 (+1) Indonesia +35 (+3) US +135 Switzerland +267 Norway +95 Denmark +111 Sweden +64 Japan +10 UK +19 Belgium +157 Austria +67 Bahrain +13 Singapore +13 Australia +43 Canada +16 Finland +46 Slovenia +45 Israel +17 Czech Rep. +4 Portugal +34 Kuwait +20 Brazil +8 India +7 S. Marino +5 Lebanon +9 Thailand +5 Romania +14 Poland +13 S. Arabia +17 Taiwan +1 Russia +11 Estonia +14 Brunei +12 Palestine +4 Albania +10 Croatia +4 Serbia +7 Panama +13 S. Africa +8 Pakistan +1 Ecuador +2 Oman +1 Hungary +3 Latvia +1 Cyprus +4 Bosnia +2 Malta +3 Armenia +2 Jamaica +6 Morocco +1 Lithuania +3 Réunion +1 Faeroes +1 Fr. Polynesia +2 Congo +1 Kazakhstan +2 Turkey +1 Cayman Isl. +1 Ethiopia +1 Gabon +1 Guadeloupe +1 Kenya +1 Total +4,462 (+142)

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,815 (3,177) ► International 58,203 (1,939): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 11,364 (514) S. Korea 7,979 (71) Spain 4,209 (120) Germany 3,117 (7) France 2,876 (61) US 1,832 (41) Switzerland 1,135 (7) Norway 895 (1) Netherlands 804 (10) Sweden 751 (1) Japan 701 (19) D. Princess 696 (7) UK 609 (10) Belgium 556 (3) Austria 428 (1) Australia 199 (3) Canada 158 (1) H. Kong 132 (4) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) India 81 (1) Egypt 80 (2) S. Marino 77 (5) Lebanon 77 (3) Thailand 75 (1) Ireland 70 (1) Indonesia 69 (4) Poland 64 (1) Philippines 52 (5) Taiwan 50 (1) Albania 33 (1) Argentina 31 (1) Panama 27 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Morocco 7 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Denmark 785 Qatar 262 Bahrain 210 Singapore 200 Malaysia 158 Finland 155 Slovenia 141 Israel 126 Czech Rep. 120 Iceland 117 Portugal 112 Kuwait 100 Brazil 85 UAE 85 Romania 73 S. Arabia 62 Russia 45 Vietnam 44 Estonia 41 Brunei 37 Palestine 35 Chile 33 Croatia 31 Serbia 31 Luxembourg 26 Georgia 25 S. Africa 24 C. Rica 23 Pakistan 22 Peru 22 Belarus 21 Slovakia 21 Ecuador 19 Oman 19 Hungary 19 Latvia 17 Cyprus 14 Tunisia 13 Bosnia 13 Mexico 12 Malta 12 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Armenia 8 Jamaica 8 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Lithuania 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Paraguay 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Réunion 5 Liechtenstein 4 S. Lanka 3 Ukraine 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Faeroes 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Martinique 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Congo 2 Ghana 2 Honduras 2 Kazakhstan 2 Saint Martin 2 Turkey 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Nepal 1 Bhutan 1 Cayman Isl. 1 Ivory C. 1 Ethiopia 1 Gabon 1 Gibraltar 1 Guadeloupe 1 Vatican 1 Kenya 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Trin. & Tob. 1

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PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
>PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
>PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
PUT ME the game, you lost ANONS
>PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS
>PUT ME IN THE SCREEN ANONS

#StayAtHome !!!

Eat healthy!
>EASY PREPPING FOOD FOR DUMMIES
gatheringdreams.com/easy-healthy-meal-prep-ideas-30-minutes/

Do inhouse gym!
youtube.com/watch?v=UoC_O3HzsH0

Be safe!
>HOMEMADE BOOBY TRAPS
onlinebarracks.com/homemade-booby-traps/
ps: FUCK NIGGERS, CHINKS, PERONISM, BOKITA,
JANNIES AND (((THEM))).

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*Ding Ding*

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Fuck jannies

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WAS HERE

still alive

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2000 LADS LOVE YOU ALL TIME TO CELEBRATE

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Happy 2000 thread Corona-chan! Please accept this tribute from your humble servant:

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FIRST FOR BOLSORONA

Still not convinced this virus is real.

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Top kek!

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You're laughing. This virus is going to kill millions, and you're laughing.

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FUCK CHINA

2000!

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2000 coronas'
it's been a interesting journey so far

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when will 3000 be hit

first for fuck the chinks

2000 Celebration

noice one

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cvg bros..... i think ive figured out who started it and how the virus works..... but too drunk to post atm. STAY TUNED IF YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

/cvg/ 2019 crew reporting in

posting in epic bread

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Corona2020 soon.

2000!

>aunt from ITALY (of fucking course) sent us a package
>parents are turbo ultra mega boomer retards on the level of Bill Mitchell that aren't taking this seriously
>they just left to pick up the package
I'm fucking dead.

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new UK numbers

twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1238464931084853248

798 positive

In for corona2k

THIS IS KEK ASCENSION AS A GOD OF CHAOS

WILL YOU ACCEPT TO BE WEAK OR CHOOSE THE PATH TO TRY TO BECOME A GOD OF CHAOS YOURSELF AND STAND WITH KEK IN THE BEYOND?

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GO CORONACHAN GO!!

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>B A S E D C O R D O B E S

DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE
>DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE

DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE
>DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE

DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE
>DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE

DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE
>DEATH RATE 50% IN ITALY, SOME REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN RECOVERED PEOPLE

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Billions will die.

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>tfw was monitoring coronachan before cvg

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A classic for the 2k thread
a shame Gary is missing, probably banned

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>US 1,832 (41)
>41
Lol.
Still only 41.
How long has it been stuck at 41?
4 minutes? 5 minutes?

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The bidet solution when?

I was here
Digits for continued mayhem, come on Coronachan

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The virus will vanish in two months.

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It's 2000, my dudes

put me in the screencap

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Based

TRUMP CONFIRMED INFECTED

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EVERYONE WHO HAS IT WILL DIE WITHIN A YEAR

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My chest is feeling weird this morning. It's over isn't it?

We're all gonna die

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2000 gang

WELD YOUR DOORS. BARRICADE YOUR WINDOWS

I love her

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>had surgery 2 weeks ago and dont have to work until end of april
mymy im so lucky

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Gladly

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Put the happening

I'm the bag

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Reminder that Bill is one of us

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Posting in historic thread

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CONGRATULATIONS CORONA-SAMA

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Spoiler alert, package contains corona

Hail Check'd

LMAO CORONARO

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2000 thread

Put me in the screencap!

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Wasn't thread 1000 also around this time of the day?

I hope all anons will stay safe though. Take care.

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F

Hudson-Odoi recovered in a couple of days from this pussy virus. What a nothingburger