How does 90 pounds of rice, 100 pounds of beans, 25 cases of that blue salt with that yellow dressed chick walking and dropping it. Over 150 pounds of flour sealed. 8 bags of sugar and various spices. Well water and 4 large jugs of cooking oil sound for a start of a prep. I understand everyone here is an absolute god in there mind and will talk shit to talk shit but try being realistic. How long would that logically get a family of 2 adults and one 19 year old. Also 5 butane tanks and an outdoor cooker. Dont give me bullshit about movie scenarios I'm buying not for fear of a various but a fear of other panic buyers. I dont believe water will be turned off or some end of the world scenario where food supplies just fucking disappear will even come close to happening. Just an emergency buy.
How does this short range prep sound? Am I missing anything you find key?
That outta last you a few hours
you forgot toilet paper
I hope you have some yeast for that flour or you're gonna be eating a lot of flatbread.
You will be good for several months at least. Maybe 6?
Well I hope you like rice and beans.
That's a great point we have some but not enough for 150 pounds. Will buy more
A good idea would be to create a sourdough starter, that way you can keep it going indefinitely without being reliant on yeast. It's very easy.
You are much more prepared than me. I have maybe two months of food for my fiancee and I if we ration. Hopefully neither you nor I will need it and we'll both have a big stash for next time! good luck to you and your family.
legend has it the human being requires vitamins and minerals such as those found in fruit and vegetables to survive
Get twice what you have min for 3, also canned sardines and tuna as well as fill freezer w beef/chicken/fish to the max capacity to flavor you rice and beans. If it gets bad, learn to fast and eat 1 meal a day
imagine dying of scurvy with 100 pounds of beans still on your shelf. big brain
Where's your vitamin c user?
BEANERS
Get multivitamins and dehydrated fruits or just dehydrate it yourself.
it takes months and months of a zero-vitamin-C diet to get scurvy. A single multivitamin will resolve it in 48 hours.
Understand vitamins and minerals are a must. Will be buying some today.
smart
just be sure to hide your supplies and dont tell your neighbours. they will laugh at you today and mock you behind your back and then the moment theres any actual crisis they will come begging at your door. or maybe they beat your brains in with a bat for your beans.
"yo dawg we know you got dem beans let us in"
All that flour and sugar aren't worth shit if you dont have
YEAST & baking powder
I do. I missed out a couple things but plenty of baking soda but we need abit more yeast
you need guns & ammo to defend that hoard
just put a hole in the wall and fill the wall with beans then fill in the hole and repaint the walls without even telling your family. then if crisis hits and your family is hungry you just punch the wall and beans come out. i will never have a family but if i did they would not even know about the beans. i guess you would have to replace the cans every few years. and make sure not to accidentally cause an electrical fire or something i dunno. i just want to imagine someone punching a wall and beans coming out that would be badass.
like "oh no we are starving what will we eat we are going to die there is no food why do you look so calm" and then you just punch the wall and pull out beans and be like "bitch we got beans in these walls we're good senpai"
Wtf dude
how can you even call yourself a father unless you have filled the walls of your family home with secret beans. i bet you all got beans in your walls already you just tight lipped about it. fucking everybody but me already has the beans in the wall but i just thought i came up with it just now but you have all been doing this for years havent you.
Guys what’s the best over-the-counter medicine to buy?
amoxicillin
from the pet store for your fish tank
a broad spectrum antibiotic
actual doctors prescribe this all the time, but the human marketed version of the same shit
put it inside your walls with your beans that you have in there and then dont tell anyone
What's the baking soda for?!
Da fuck r u in restaurant depot
shut up about the beans or else it wont be a surprise
may be hard to get in a nanny state like canada though. i dont think our pet stores are allowed to stock that.
also you may want to check the laws in your country regarding the legality of beans in the wall. thats probably illegal in nanny state canada too. and britain its probably illegal without a wallbeans loicense or something.
like a police officer walks into your house saying they heard rumours of unlicensed beans in your wall or something. and then he wacks your walls with his truncheon and beans come out and then the police department tweets out that another man with beans in the walls was apprehended to keep the public safe.
a man should have a right to fill his walls with beans is all im saying
Lmao best post so far today
amoxicillin is an antibiotic, its only useful in the small chance you have a secondary infection. Normal cough medicine (without acetaminophen, preferably) and stuff like zinc and elderberry are good enough ~80% of the time
Sounds gay like you
Rice and beans work at a 2:1 ratio for a complete protein. For one person to have enough calories and protein for a year you’ll need 300lbs of rice and half that in beans. But rice and beans every day will cause palate fatigue, so make sure and have some spices. During the siege of Sarajevo people were killing for a can of gravy just to change the flavor of their shit emergency rations.
EIGHT bags of sugar?
Are you fucking kidding me? I don't think I've gone through EIGHT bags of sugar in my entire life. You're a terrible parent for superloading your kids with shit that is known to lower IQ. Get some fucking frozen broccoli, dumbass.
You use sugar in baking you fucking tard.
No, I don't. You do. Enjoy your weakened immunity you Amerilard.
You don’t bake, do you?
i hope you fucking die you stupid faggit
Yes, I have. Google sugar free substitutes.
There's plenty to make bread rise that don't give you type 2 diabetes. Bread can even be keto, ffs. Ever travel abroad? Most countries don't superload their bread with eight bags of sugar, and it tastes better for it.
This needs to be fresh pasta
Incase op is serious, go on www.wolfframalpha.com and you can ask it questions like 'how many calories in 150lbs of flour'
Have a feeling these are all slide threads because it's info anyone could find if they wanted to.
K
You need to get rid of the rice.....get foods high in selenium.
you do not want to fill your walls with fresh pasta trust me
Lmfao that's all you have energy to type cuz you're so fat. XD
That’ll last you about 2 weeks after you all get the virus
That's enough for 1 adult to last about a year, but you'll probably die from malnutrition without greater access to diversity
Please, his family is probs so fat they could live off of a multivitamin and water and be fine for a year.
8 bags of sugar, lmfao.
not worried about water being turned off
yeah, it might not happen, but regardless, everyone should have some sort of portable water filter like a life straw
Assuming that you didn't forget to list the supplies for your post-apocalyptic bakery, how are you planning to use 8 bags of sugar in conjunction with the other products? Otherwise seems ok.
fleshlight
Just the deal it came in. It's a restaurant depot so all things are whole sale. It was like 17 bucks
Yes
You're going to die from scurvy trying to survive the corona.
>I POISONED MY CHILDREN BECAUSE IT WAS CHEAP
Typical amerifat
Gotta get lube too, good thing the shelf life for it is years.
i think it depends on what u are prepping for.. quarantine? u wanna get some nice things like canned fruits and sweets and stuff.. its just to soften the blow of being stuck at home for like 2 weeks..
If you are prepping for the end of the world check out this q&a with a guy who survived kosovo and talks about what people traded and did to survive
You need a deep freezer of meat for your growing son or else he will turn into a fagboy trap that livestreams from your basement by the time he's 20 if he eats all that shit . ((( They ))) are trying to fuck with our nutrition again since it's the best way to keep us docile.
No you fucking retard. Do you think I'm gonna eat 8 bags of sugar in day jesus fucking christ. Can you rationalize stuff without automatically assuming the worst possible case scenario. It's a MARKET DEPOT so whatever you buy comes in packages of 6-8 or by a heavy weighted amount. It doesnt mean I have to eat 8 fucking bags of sugar but it does mean I dont want to go to a stop and shop and buy 2 bags for 15 fucking bucks when I can buy 8 for 17.
I got 18, should be fine
Actually hormones in meats during pregnancy alongside plastics are the main reason why so many people think people are becoming traps.
Btw, it doesn't matter after pregnancy. Drink as much soda or meat as you want. It matters especially early after pregnancy when these chemicals leak into an embryo.
lol someone got mad probs cuz fatso
I'm about the same way. I have a quarter cow in the deep freeze with some veggies and a box of MRE's that are only a year old.
I'd say it's about 2-3 months worth of food if I ration properly, but hopefully it doesn't come down to that.
lol