Brit/pol/ Narrowboat's edition VII

>Millions of workers stay at home as commuters find car parks empty and train carriages deserted as coronavirus crisis grips Britain
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108299/Millions-workers-stay-home-amid-coronavirus-crisis.html

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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first for cup of beans

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Fuck Ray Mears

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Haha we had a revolution and our country is now the strongest in the world while you’ve lost your empire

At we least we still have our foreskins.

Mfw I started the narrow boat craze

Aye but at least i'm not a mutt

Yummy

Fuck off don't steal my thunder

Most of us were not alive when the British empire died, but its nice to be alive and see chyna take the top seat from you

I’m Jewish, it wouldn’t matter if I were there or here.

Lol

>muh herd immunity
that's not going to happen. boris is going to get millions of people killed thanks to reinfection. his entire coronavirus team deserves to be executed for this.

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Mate, don't do this I'll cry, shilling narrowboats and Raoul Moat is all I have going for me

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I forgot that most of this country can't even make a pasta sauce from scratch LMAO

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Based piers morgan

looking at China looks like next to nobody is getting reinfected though.

Of course you are.

read the /cvg/ pastebin. there are a lot of articles about reinfection. also, never trust china's numbers.

Inform us non brits what are narrow boats? Pleasure craft? Homes? Public transportation?

tbf I made one the other day when I was fucked up and it ended up being a diabetes soup. I could feel my life draining with each bite.

Anything and everything m80

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>when you become a colony of your former colony
lol they're pathetic

quality of brit/pol/ is dropping lads. someone sort it out

Idgaf about fake news. All the actual info and talks from scientists are saying reinfection is extremely unlikely.

Unless the article is from the WHO website or an official government health board its bullshit.

>CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL LIVE: It's Gold Cup day as racegoers refuse to be put off by coronavirus and 70,000 punters pile in for the big one worth £350,000 to the winner... get the latest odds, tips and market movers
dailymail.co.uk/sport/racing/article-8108623/Cheltenham-Festival-2020-Gold-Cup-Day-LIVE-Latest-updates-racecard-odds.html

good, the virus needs to spread through the population whilst we have capacity

>Unless the article is from the WHO website or an official government health board its bullshit.
the WHO is a chinese mouthpiece. they're as guily as china of covering this thing up for months.

Do we reckon seethenonce was successful in his jannie application ?

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i haven't bought a pre-made sauce in years.
got it down to a T me

290 new confirmed COVID-19 cases in the UK

>banning going to schools

genuinely the most retarded response to the crisis driven entirely by retarded facebook mums who probably feed their kids chips every day

Children are the least likely to die (less than 0.1% chance), and what's more they're the biggest disease vector. The sooner they get the virus and survive, the better off we'll all be.

Not to mention taking kids out of schools means every nurse with kids suddenly starts taking time off at the worst possible time. Either that or the little scrotes just end up infecting their grandparents who they probably wouldn't have had contact with otherwise

INFECT THE FUCKING CHILDREN NOW

Where can I ride a narrowboat

Canals work best

>Either that or the little scrotes just end up infecting their grandparents
Sounds like closing the schools is a good idea then

>Children are the least likely to die (less than 0.1% chance)
reinfection increases those odds greatly each time it happens.

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>Children are the least likely to die
It's not just about mortality rates. What are the long term health implication for them? Nobody knows, so your blase attitude to infecting children is misplaced.

I like the lloyd grossman one with chilli. Ive heard homemade pasta is the shit too, but ive never bothered to try

It is now forbidden to go take strolls in public parks, oh lads, why.

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the sheer amount of projection in this post is honestly funny, hope you get it m80.

>possible eventual mortality rate is 100%

I mean if you genuinely believed this horseshit you would post the picture of your having taken out a massive loan and your plane tickets to thailand so you can spend the remaining few months of humanity fucking ladyboys

>What are the long term health implication for them?
there is no real "long term" for anybody when it comes to this virus. it fucks your organs, nervous system and brain up if you even get a "mild" infection. reinfection is extremely deadly and increasingly common.

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they are going to get it anyway

because your government is retarded

Anyway, how are we lads?

The empire was meme anyway lad

>taiwan news reporting on what a chink doctor said

lol

youtube.com/channel/UC_0KCOY6LkteChDivbb6QBQ

What do you lads think of this channel? based or cringe?

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>they are going to get it anyway
That wasn't the argument you were making. This is just defeatism.

its basically like AIDS

what would you do?

Sars cov 2 is a bioweapon and "just herd immunity bro" is genocidal.
Fuck the new world order fuck freemasons fuck microbiologists breaking the geneva convention and fuck you for allowing people back from asia in the first place, government.

I heard your fucking bs on the radio last night, the economy is more important to you, you had to cut off trumps ex medical sec because your argument was the government NOT the people decided fuck quarantine and hers was trump did good by not allowing spread, and you were all "how is our position political" gee I dont know BBC maybe because youve been their mouthpiece since oh ever.
Well, fuck you too.

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got me confused la

Not bad Giuseppe, yourself?

I came here for the narrowboat

Thought this would be a link to Steven Dawson's channel, fair to say i'm let down.

Good lad.

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Quarantine is disgusting; I want to go out

youtube.com/watch?v=ccTUYkCi_Gw

for all your narrowboat needs

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>>What are the long term health implication for them?
>there is no real "long term" for anybody when it comes to this virus. it fucks your organs, nervous system and brain up if you even get a "mild" infection. reinfection is extremely deadly and increasingly common.
Turns impotent

wrong link

youtube.com/watch?v=4_OZDFML7gY

Got me beans. Got me tuna.
What other foods are good for the corona pantry?

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Sell the Gainsborough!

Boats that travel in canals and rivers. They were originally made along with barges to carry cargo across the country. Some people still use it for business and trade but now its mainly for recreation. Incredibly comfy and Englishpilled

This one below is paticularly intresting
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few dozen mackerel wouldn't hurt

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The USA. perhaps the shittest country to exist in all human history
bunch of literal sub-humans so biologically altered from normal humans through countless generations pump fed corn syrup and s o y, chemicals in their food, chemicals in their water, 5G radio waves rotting their brain, processed food, mac and cheese, fast food with s o y, fast food chemicals made from plastics, estrogen in their water supply, consumerist, materialist culture,

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I would have closed the entire nation down two months ago, but then if it were me we wouldn't have global free trade and mass international travel to begin with.

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oh well I should have read this earlier before my shitpost because that just makes sense

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that's cool, so you're happy for just as many people to die from not having access to medicines and complex medical equipment that relies on a global supply chain, presumably.

Ironically looks so cozy

it's all gone tits

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it's simple, just takes a long time in the cooking to get it really good.

yay so happy that all the boomers can finally fucking die off, they make up the dumbfuck majority who voted this sick party into power in the first place :) fucking die die die!

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The people who created our empire have more control over you than ever, and have done since 1913. The 'empire' is bigger than ever, but it doesn't hide behind the shitty british flag anymore

USA ethered
Mutts on suicide watch

If you value people living and being treated for disease that would contradict what you earlier argued for by infecting children.

I honestly think the USA will be fucked hard by Kung Flu.
>no universal healthcare
>diabetes everywhere
>India tier personal hygiene standards
>mass gatherings
>high incidence of ‘underlying’ health conditions.
>fecal contamination on the streets
>general ignorance and distrust of experts

Unironically this is how the left think

UPDATE on coronavirus (#COVID19) testing in the UK:

As of 9am 13 March 2020, a total of 32,771 people have been tested:

31,973 negative
798 positive

+208 cases lads

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independent/guardian are fucking SEETHING but they can't criticise because the government's approach is completely sound and logical

This coronavirus is fun.

It feels like we're finally living through something interesting like previous generations.

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no pretty sure youre the brit/pol/ weirdo. i forward your posts promoting arson to police quite a bit t b f

corona parties when?? we need to get immune

you didn't respond to my point, sweaty
I am concerned about immunising the population whilst treating as many people as possible whilst the disease spreads.
Kids will get sick, they won't be treated, and they'll be fine.
What you want is to forgo all cancer drugs forever because you don't want your nan to die.

you've lost me, take your meds fella