>Be Amerimutts
>Global pandemic or apocalypse hits
>Human need priorities- food,water,health /antiseptic products
>Amerimutts :WE NEED TO WIPE OUR ASS, STOCK UP ON TOLIET PAPER.
Why are americans this retarded? I mean if shit hits the fan we will have no running water or electricity, so why waste precious room over stocking up rolls of paper?
Same shit is happening here. I finished my prep months ago so I've got 5k toilet paper pills.
Same thing happening here dutchbro. Just the people here are even more retarded.
I really don't get it either dude. I overheard two women in the store the other day saying the exact same thing - "Why is toilet paper THE thing to stock up on? It's so weird I don't get it."
Toilet paper is part of proper hygiene you disgusting slob..
Stores are also sold out of bleach and hand sanitizer..
You can use rags or leaves if youre that desperate
I hope Covfefe-19 kills humanity, fuck this world.
>Why are americans this retarded?
You know the retard is you. You are clearly aware the TP supply is running out and you bitch like some spoiled boomer cunt who expects free paper products to just fall from the sky.
A tree died for that loser. Show some respect.
NPCs aren't that good at decision making. They see other NPCs hording TP so they do it too. No thought process required.
Same thing is happening in the UK. Is an NPC problem not an American problem. there are far more capable, serious, and equipped doomsday preppers here than in the Netherlands, lol. The only other countries on our level are Australia and Switzerland.
Do you have an idea of the surface of the average american ass? They need alot of paper.
They dont have bidet to save the day.
We don't even have the space to prep, you amerisharts truly have no idea how small this country is.
One of two things happened:
1. Like 3 people decided stocking up on TP was a good idea because it doesn't go bad and it might be a little hard to get if your town gets quarantined, so they decided to buy it all up. Which made other people buy more TP than usual so they would actually have some instead of letting the scalpers get it all. Which led to everyone buying up TP like crazy because they're worried they'll be unable to purchase any if they need it.
2. TP companies made this meme so that they could suck out all the normie's dollars before corona kills everything
And get disgusting fungal and bacterial infections directly on your hole? Or put bleach on it first so you can burn a hole in anus and die of toxic shock.
>We don't have the space to prep
Why are you unable to dig down or build up? And securing land is only part of prepping anyways.
Harley Quad
post arm routine, mirin those guns.
I’m at a lose about the tp and paper towels also. I went to the store three times over the past two days to stock up on FOOD. Dumbfucks. I was comfy af loading my cart with a bunch of meats that I went home and vacuumed sealed. Lots of canned food and other dry goods. The rest of the mongs in this country are going to be really fucking hurting soon. I’m guessing by Wednesday stores will be wiped clean as one by one the light finally comes on in their empty fucking skulls.
Only 4% of Dutch houses is accessible with a median wage. And those are all in earthquake territory.
>precious room
Rofl. We have big houses not the tiny little hovels that most europeans are forced to live in. Storage space is not an issue
If it was shilling, it's the most successful shill campaign ever. This is pure meme science. Though you know 2 also has trolls doing it for the lulz.
In reality,it was probably 1, then 2, then 1 again, than some more 2 in an iterative loop the only overruns once the last tree has been cut.
Only the savage wipes and smears it around.
you really should post the other pic too since you are reusing my content
Our diets of heavily processed foods gives us constant leaky diarrhea. Toilet paper is our one friend in that game.
smudging shit around until it's no longer visible to the human eye isn't hygiene you fucking retard cunt
I dont experience this at all and my diet is nothing special, unless you count not eating fast food special.
>a pack of TP lasts me a month or more
Wtf amerisharts, do you eat it or what?
This. I spent a month in Japan with their bidets and it wasn't until then that I realized the impact of the toilet paper jew.
Unironically when are stores going to start price gouging preppers? Stuff like TP and powdered milk needs to cost $50 a pack so a couple retards don't buy out the whole store and people who actually need the goods can still find and get it. There's absolutely no reason these goods should be so cheap when demand is artificially inflated so high.
>what are wet wipes?
Based
I assume you also didn't panic buy the TP.
Toilet.paper also takes up a lot of space for the number of product. So stores don't keep a lot.
Amateur.
This started because our chinks started buying up dunny rolls to send back to China for makeshift masks. It hit facebook and the herd started going oh shit I need dunny rolls too and now we're here. Pic very related.
It's just a coping mechanism for non-prepper consumers. Seriously, pan out the camera in the store and most of the shelves are full, just water and tp are being over consumed for no reason.
Only because people are hoarding, expecting some sort of economic collapse. Not because they think there is low supply.
Selling out next.
>wet shit smudging better than dry shit smudging
Wash your ass, toothpaste.
clean asses is number one priority
You're just a retard who fell for the sandnigger bidet instead of the chad-wipes. kys
Its actually funny, normally they just shit their pants but once there is a pandemic suddenly they want to wipe
Exactly same thing happened here. For some mystical reason people are hoarding toilet paper.
virgin food buyers vs chad toilet paper wipers
>TFW I already stocked up monday and haven't left the house since, told I was panicking
Price gouging is illegal faggot
THE CHINESE ARE BUYING ALL OUR SUPPLIES AND SHIPPING THEM TO CHINA
HOW DID WE NOT KNOW THIS
Good thinking Shlomo-Moshe, never let a good crisis go to (((waste)))
The shartocalypse kek
holy based
Amerilards are too fat so they have to wipe with an entire roll at once
They grip one side with the tube and jam it between their asscheeks and stroke up and down
>something illegal in 34 states is illegal in all states
I bet you think age of consent is 18 in all states too.
I'm just one guy and I have enough toilet paper to last a couple weeks, but I'm starting to get worried anyway for some reason.
Every time I wipe my ass there's virtually no shit on it, what is that about? I try to eat a low carb diet with lots of meat and dairy, so is that the reason?
>mfw i built a 3 hazmat suit sanitation and storage room connected to a decontamination entryway room the second week of December after Wuhan's "feast of 100,000", told i was panicking
>3 weeks later learn that at least 134 of the 160 strains cause permanent testicular damage
>spend $1500 putting the boys on ice
i don't feel bad for the neetbux nothingburger incels
Go a head and try to price gouge in any state in the us I'll laugh when you get fined faggot.
That's because you have a gift bro, the man who don't get shitted when he shits
Because we already have and know the means of getting food. Atleast those of us that dont live in big cities. The next thing to focus on after that is sanitation and medical supplies.
A rumor went around that toilet paper was becoming scarce so people went nuts and didn’t want to be stuck without
Jokes on you niggers I always order my toilet paper in bulk
I’m
Good for months
Kek this
Nigger I could fill hundreds of square feet of my house with toilet appear and you wouldn’t even notice
People clean out shelves in time of crisis to resell toilet paper at markup, that is all.
At least it has lots of surface for tattoos
i thought it was just a meme
i stopped by a local grocery store at 9am today
it was packed with boomers mostly with their shopping carts full and of course all the toilet paper and wipes were gone. i could not believe it.
fuck all the panic fags. you people are being led around by the nose by the media.
We're trolling you retarded EU Trotskyite slaves.
The panic is a load of shit, so we're all buying toilet paper. Now get back in your quarantine pod, comrade!
kek, don't tell them!
>many other countries actually having TP shortages
>HAHA MURICAN'S
OP cleans his ass with his hands.
Imagine you have to be inside your house for months.
How will you clean your ass?
Same shit happened during the Spanish (chinese) flu. Now there is something like 130+ toilet paper companies. There will be more stock tomorrow, not like Venezuela though where the socialist retards were like "just stop eating so much lmao. Ill take over this factory THAT WILL SOLVE IT"
Found the people who either don't clean their ass after they take a shit or clean it with their hands.