SIX STAGES OF CORONA DENIAL

That is stage 4

6. 70% of the population is likely infected and the majority are asymptomatic. Assume you have it and take precautions not to infect others. Get some basic supplies if you haven't yet. Most of us won't die, but small children and the elderly are going to have a bad time.

Nice meme chart.

its true. was supposed to start work with my neighbor on monday.
ent to his house.
wife answers the door.... except she didn't open the door. cracked the window just enough so i could hear her....

" we're quarantined. we don't need your help. if you want to talk call on the phone. we're old"

then she quickly closed the window and didn't even say goodbye.

german normies went from it will do nothing to panicking when someone sneezes in weeks. we will all share neetlife in a month.

>its all bullshit
>Laughing at faggots concerned about 80 year olds dying
>See congress tried to cram abortion funding to kill babies while virtue signaling for the elderly who will die anyway
>Finally, yep its all bullshit

>What comes next?
Realization it was all a scam:

The official mortality rate from WHO, CDC, and most nations is 2-3%.
This is because they are only testing people showing symptoms.
There is a 90% asymptotic rate per published research on the matter.
This would suggest the actual mortality rate is 0.2-0.3%.
Singapore is the only nation testing everyone regardless of visible symptoms or not.
Singapore shows a 0.2% mortality rate.

Now for the stuff that isn't so blatantly obvious (or maybe it is?)
It's a scam.
Biden loses voters every time he speaks.
They rigged the DNC primaries for Biden by running a dozen candidates appealing to specific demographics who got the delegates needed then pledged them to him.
They are now working to rig the election against Trump by taking the market with a false pandemic to make all the normies scared and tank the entertainment+travel+hospitality industries temporarily.

There is a strong chance China is working with the DNC establishment on this, since the initial fear started there with videos "leaked" of them gassing cities, nailing people in their homes, and dragging bodies around.

Why would they do this? Because their economy is already getting wrecked to the point they aren't on a path to dominate the world economy any longer. In line with thousands of years of Chinese warfare: they reached a moment where they won't get a better opportunity, so they made a move. Biden is their only hope of having tariffs rolled back so they can go back to dominating us economically.

The DNC establishment are happy to sell out to China (again) in exchange for regaining power. The MSM are happy to help them sell the lie, as are the EU leaders helping to push this nonsense.

>6. help each other
they will never happen

Ok. Hardly anyone is dying and the people who refuse to fall for the latest media scare mongering are the stupid ones. The only reason we’re still hearing about this is because the feds haven’t given the Jewish politicians are demanding. You’ll never hear of it again if the get the money. Just like SARS, swine flu, Ebola etc. they do this same shit every few years.
1.Jewish media scare mongering
2.Jewish politicians demand money to fight the “epidemic”
3.Profit for the kikes once again
Jews only have a few tricks and you dupes fall for it every time.

here

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>at stage 6 but I aint helping nobody

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Actual stages:

1 - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
2 - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
3 - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4 - NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Every corona happeningfag says it "will" be bad and we're "in the early stages" and "it's going to get so much worse." But why do you think this? China is already over it and it wasn't that bad.
>inb4 China is lying, how convenient for you
This is, once again, like every other bullshit pandemic, literally fucking nothing.

You stupid nigger, tell this load of shit to the Italians.

I hope you dumb niggers get Coronavirus and die.

Most are on anger atm

This is way more deadly and contagious

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STAGE 1 - DENIAL

those stage apply really well to the histerical wine aunt believing corona
>Denial ( it's a dangerous virus bro )
>Anger ( I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD PANIC IT'S REALLY FUCKING DANGEROUS BRO )
>Bargaining ( Maybe everyone is lying about the numbers, the virus as 100% mortality rate, I said 50%, maybe 25% but it still enough!!!)
>Fear WITH anxiety ( REEE MY TP THE WORLD WILL END AAAAA)
>Depression ( no one believe me we all gonna die it's the end )
>Acceptance ( RESPECT MY AUTHORITY REEE )

When will the mods start containing these nothing burger retards in one thread? I’m tired of seeing 30 le corona beer threads at once everyday.

How many people have died in Italy? More than other diseases? No? You’re a pussy who fears what the people on the shiny screen tell you to fear. The NPC meme is all to real. Coward.

they should have made a whole new board about it long ago but they're paid to destroy the board culture not to preserve it so

stage 6 sounds like "well okay, a few sick days and i'm fine again"

my experience is completely different

my parents and their friends refuse to take this seriously

will not social distance ,will not change behavior deny anything is happening' continue to watch degenerate kike entertainment and ignore what is happening
refuse to do any basic prep
not alarmed at all

MFW fucking retarded boomer parent i live with infects me cause of their stupidity

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This boomer shit is pretty boomer-tier.

that's because YOU'RE the one in denial retard not them YOU

Orrrrr nothing happens and you look like the retard.

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even when the plan is horrifying. On Monday Merkel told the press that, like, 60-60% of Germans would get coronavirus, which means millions die, nobody panics. Because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little Bundesliga game will be cancelled, well then everybody loses their minds!

And here we see stage one

theyve been prepping for weeks. stopped going to church etc. its his wife. shes insane. hes along for the ride. theyre both late 70's... liberal too. maybe its their time.

Sauce?

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See you next month when this blow over and you’ll have something else to be fear mongering and spamming the board about.

his ass

In here you see price of denial
youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

Charts in accurate. Chinese ain’t people.

good post

Here in Oregon, schools are closing next Monday.
>lil zoomers with face masks being vagrant and acting out with mild criminal behavior because they haven't gone to school in 4 months
I see the future now.

It IS like the flu
>but its super infectious
like the flu
>people are dyingf
like the flu
>it literally shuts down your lungs
like the flu

My family is at the third stage. We´re taking vitamin c, and a bunch of other stuff. We also bought half-masks, filters and some chloroquine. Maybe next week we'll start buying extra food and shit.

This

>t.critical care nurse in cali

the denial was all china propaganda in order to get the virus into the west. Since it's a bioweapon. They succeeded so no need to deny anything anymore.

I've heard it has potential to make people infertile. Has anybody heard anything else about that?
Is this a super jew virus that won't infect the chosen people but will make everybody else infertile?

I'm still at 1. I haven't seen any reason to move past it.

This. Coronavirus is .6% Case Fatality Rate according to Korean study that tested 140,000 people. Probably the most accurate to date because it accounted for the 80% who get it but don't seek medical care.
2009 H1N1 on the other hand was not as contagious as the chinkiepox and infected ~60 million Americans with a .1% CFR.
Do the math and lets be conservative: 60 million Americans get Corona-chan with a .6 CFR...that is 360,000 dead Americans in the next few months.

I do hope when the Corona crap blow away you guys go away with it and never come back to Yas Forums never again.

I’m at stage “I saw this shit coming 2 months ago and finalized preps during this time without breaking a sweat as I’m always prepared and I hope the fucking sheep enjoy toilet paper in a nice BBQ sauce because that’s what these dumb fucks will be eating a month from now if TSHTF.” If nothing happens I don’t buy food for 9 months oh the horror.

i was at stage 5. when i was born.

Acceptance and laughing at normies just realizing this is serious.

>Believes commie stats
Holy shit you are dense. Have you seen the Wuhan live cams or traffic stats? That place is a fucking ghost town.
Also, I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell the testing fags and Pres. Trump blamers to go fuck themselves. This is China's virus..they were playing with shit they shouldn't have been and it escaped the lab.
There was no containing this once it got out...the best we could have ever hoped for is to flatten out the infection peak so that the hospitals aren't overwhelmed. The long period of asymptomatic transmission and extreme contagiousness of this virus assured that we would always be one step behind it. All it takes is one asymptomatic carrier to slip through..and boom..you have a global pandemic. Pic related. This chink infected 9 people before he even got to work.

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7. "How can i help happening".

I wish there was a happening. Unfortunately I can still go the store, shitpost on Yas Forums, have electricity, no fighting for survival, and death numbers are really low. Can you tell me when I can start playing Fallout irl? You guys make it sound its right now but I'm over here going to work. Everyone is just going about their business as usual too. If this is a happening it's really boring.

All the neets can fantasize about what may be happening ouside their permanently shuttered windows with their only info coming from alarmists online but I still go to work with everyone else and somehow those neets don't question why the Amazon van still manages to deliver their tendies and dragon dildos every day even though the world ended.