/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1998 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

The worst and the best part about this whole thing is I can't order some fucking mcdonalds. I'd kill for some of those uniquely delicious fries but I don't want some mouth-breathing subhuman contaminating my food with this chink shit.

The good part is I have a semi-valid reason to not waste money.

Ouh, baby :) Im comiiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! YEAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Europe is my new favourite

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TAKE INJECTABLE GLUTATHIONE, BOLSTER YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

THE CORONAVIRUS IS AN RNA VIRUS, IT UTILIZES OUR PROTEIN-SYNTHESIS MACHINERY TO REPLICATE ITSELF USING THE REPLICASE ENZYME. THE MORE IT REPLICATES, THE MORE DANGEROUS IT IS TO OUR BODIES. IF YOU CAN STOP THE VIRUS FROM REPLICATING AS QUICKLY, THE BETTER CHANCE OF YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM HAS OF DEFEATING IT.

THE REPLICASE ENZYME IS VERY VULNERABLE TO ZINC, THE ZINC ION WILL INHIBIT REPLICASE FROM WORKING. THE ZINC ION IS A POSITIVELY CHARGED ION, AND POSITIVELY CHARGED MINERALS CAN'T GET IN TO THE CELL. SO WE NEED DRUGS TO OPEN UP THE ION CHANNEL THROUGH THE CELL MEMBRANE TO ALLOW THE ZINC TO PENETRATE. ONE OF THESE IS CHLOROQUINE, AN ANTI-MALARIAL DRUG, A DERIVATIVE OF QUININE. USE QUININE TO OPEN THE ION CHANNEL TO SHUTTLE THE ZINC IN TO THE CELL, THEORETICALLY.

Can we actually sit down for a minute and talk about this logically without memes or shitposting.
Practically the entire civilized world is shutting down over this. Without exaggeration, are we seeing the beginning of the end of humanity?
There's a ton of conflicting reports, but if you weed through it all, there's three things that are abundantly clear about this virus;
>1) it latches onto your ACE2 receptors and totally fucks your system by putting your body into overdrive, after the "flu" like symptoms have run their course
>2) It remains in your gut flora indefinitely, so once you have it, you're always going to have it and you'll have it flare up every so often. Meaning that, in short, this virus will /never/ go away
>3) It does very high levels of permanent damage to lungs, liver, kidneys and testicles even if you manage to be "cured" of it.

Add those three up and what do you have? A virus that's unstoppable thanks to the way it latches onto your ACE2 receptors, will constantly be reoccurring thanks to it living indefinitely in your gut, and each time you go through it your lung capacity will drop roughly 20-30%, as well as becoming infertile.

In a decade this virus will still be running it's course, and it will have mutated by then. Honestly, seriously, with no joking, how fucked are we?

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I don't like this anymore

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Hope you make it argiebro, you're the only one worthwile on Yas Forums

meh shitty precautions other than shops closing.
>no border controls for germany
>not completely closing restaurants, bars etc

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Don't get trapped, markets go up today. They need to bounce.

>I have evidence that China developed this virus and deployed it as a weapon. No other country would be capable of this. Just put me in a secure prison with
>What are these bedsheets, wow thanks user these really wrap around you

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should I buy the dip?

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where my /dipbuyers/ at

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How is China gonna pay for this!? What we do after

BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

>a week before animal crossing and doom eternal release
Please no delays
Please no delays
Please no delays

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Lügner!
They just announced that will NOT happen.

P A N I C D E M I C

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It's all fun and games until you're in the trenches yourself.

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Got banned for three days, got unbanned suddenly.

What's new?

It's a very weak virus
The Ebola outbreak in 2014 was far more serious than this faggot little pandemic

BREAKING
BREAKING

Austria anounces lockdown in tyrol

m.oe24.at/oesterreich/politik/Kurz-ueber-Geschaeftsschliessung-Unser-Land-muss-auf-Minimalbetrieb-heruntergefahren-werden/421569582

>+11 IN RUSSIA
B Poccии выявили 11 нoвых cлyчaeв зapaжeния кopoнaвиpycoм

Hoвыe зaбoлeвшиe нaхoдятcя в Mocквe, Mocкoвcкoй oблacти, Пeтepбypгe, Лeнoблacти и Пepмcкoм кpae.

Чиcлo cлyчaeв зapaжeния кopoнaвиpycoм в PФ yвeличилocь c 34 дo 45 зa пocлeдниe cyтки, cooбщили в oпepaтивнoм штaбe.

ria.ru/20200313/1568565191.html

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good pasta

Are we going to die

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this whole thing is a ccp ploy to try to tank the US economy since china sucks ass and is losing the trade war. they unleashed a bioweapon on their own because they're communist cock sucking bastards. now npc morons are mad at trump even though we all know dems would have stonewalled any attempt he made earlier on. dems and the ccp should be exterminated.

They're hangin around somewhere

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McDonalds is chav food anyway, lad. Very likely someone who works there would go in anyway while sick, high chance they might even intentionally spit on your food.

Get your 'azmat on and pop down Greggs for some delicious sosij rolls instead.

1998 was a good year, frosted tips and Limp Bizkit, it was a simpler time, a non-plague time.

Let me guess, Moscow?

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I feel a headache and it hurts me to swallow. Is it the end?

>Live in border city
>All big supermarkets full of gringos emptying the shelves
Wall when?

Update on what's really going on please from a non schizophrenic person

>17 days before Bannerlord
>6 hours before new PoE league
This is gonna be a comfy pandemic.

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They will not,TLOU2 is on crunch

its happening

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>Panic At The Demic

endo of humanity? no. end of this idiotic clown world? yes, and it's beautiful

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only boomers are gonna die, and zoomers are gonna conquer.

only if you're 80

Why would you buy a dead cat?

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40 cases in city of Nis in Serbia, I know from a valid sauce. What the fuck is our government doing? I know, they do absolutely fucking nothing. Instead of closing everything like any reasonable country, we don't give a flying fuck.

The apocalypse bro

Now I realize why chinks have been wearing masks for years and years now at the airports, they are ALWAYS infected.
Disgusting people.

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Ey, are there any sources on those claims that the virus continues to live on in your gut indefinitely?

I won't be able to lift soon. All I can do is bodyweight. Fuck this.

Don't catch falling knives

All bouillon was gone! Fucking stale ass soup it is then.

Moscow, Petersburg, Moscow Region and Permkrai region.

>bobros rise up, niglets

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China is helping us, China is our friend!
twitter.com/AmbCina/status/1238383147743694848

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Ay-yo, where dis bitch nigga virus at? Come here bitch nigga I'll bust a cap in yo ass

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PLEASE, SOMEBODY BLESS THE OLYMPIC MASCOTS WITH CORONASHOP

twitter.com/Reuters/status/1238454540472549378

There are few games I play anymore but I will always play a new Doom game. The last one was great

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netherlands is 5 new deaths and 5 that were already counted = 10 total
it was written in a dumb way by the news, had to double check on the ministry site to confirm

You tell us, Luigi. What is the situation in Italy right now?

FUCK THE CHINESE

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Tombili!

hug your local chang now

Moscow, Saint-Peterburg, Perm

Bioweapon eugenics

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>all the uni fags saying just a flu bro
>have internship to to next month on the border checkpoint with Romania
>they still dont have a mask
>I do

Life is good.

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