/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1997 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

also don't even bother putting the fake ass chink numbers here, 22 cases lmao Chinks are dying by the thousand

Netherlands just updated at 804. Got back from the shops and some aisles are looking bare.

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BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

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>you can have your guns
>keep your water and medicine
>when shit hits the fan
>you will be sucking his cock for bread rolls

or so the logic goes apparently

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Germany closed nearly all schools and theaters
Over 3k cases
Boomers panic buying
Germans out of noodles and toilet paper

RED IS CORONA
BLUE IS LOCUST SWARMS
PURPLE IS BOTH

THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO IMPLODE

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80 YEAR OLD DANISH MAN DEAD DUE TO HEART FAILURE

GUBERMENT TESTED HIM AFTER DEATH AND IT SHOWED POSITIVE FOR VIRUS

GUBERMENT SAYING IT IS JUST A COINCIDENCE IT WILL NOT COUNT AS A DEATH

DONT BELIEVE NUMBERS COMING OUT OF DENMARK WE ARE LITERALLY CHINA 2.0

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i am ready to embrace the downfall of modern society

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Ruki vvehr, ryssä perkele.

NUKE THE CHINKS

Thank you for this.

>China and USA kill each other
>Pakistan loses its two global supporters
>Pakistan gets claimed

India super-power 2020

...

Spain just updated their statistics the 3rd time today!

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

BREAKING: Spain's health ministry says number of cases of coronavirus has risen to 4,209 with 120 dead, or 1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

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Corona-chan the Boomer Removalist

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we're about to live in interesting times

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k go lick an airport doorknob then kiss ur mother

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 19 (NINETEEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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need to get rid of these fucking boomers

JIIIIIIIIIIM I KNOW UR HERE PAL YOU BETTA STREAM TONIGHT GOY. DO IT JEEEEEM OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE WAFFLES IN YOUR LUNGS REEEEEEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

Won't you come out and play with me?

Step by step
Heart to heart
Left, right, left
We all fall down
Like toy soldiers

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Thank fuck I didn't care about fertility, I was already snipped, I'd be pretty fucking pissed if this virus killed my sperms. LMAO.

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The sole fact that the economies of the world are taking such a hit to contain this should btfo the nothingburgers. This is serious, maybe not extremely deadly for most people but the most serious pandemic in our time.

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
SINGING THE SONG OF INFECTED MEN
IT IS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
WHO WILL DIE FROM VIRUS THIS YEAR

WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART
MATCHES THE CRACKLING OF YOUR LUNGS
THEN LIFE IS ABOUT TO DRAIN
WHEN CORONA COMES

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My mother is part of the Igualada hospital staff. Today they had a crisis committee, the highest and most dangerous vectors are CHILDREN. They're transmitting it to their grandparents since they are either asymptomatic or simply show very mild symptoms similar to a common flu. It has also been said that the experts estimate 70% of the population in Spain will get infected. They won't say this anywhere to not spread Chaos and panic but it's definitely happening, this is not a drill.

chinks scream, pastabros sing

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8108199/amp/Coronavirus-Incredible-moment-quarantined-Italians-chant-dont-together.html

>A cold and locusts swarms that happen all the time will make the world implode
You're joking, right?

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>you can have your guns
>keep your water and medicine
>when shit hits the fan
>you will be sucking his cock for bread rolls

or so the logic goes apparently

forgot pic at

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lMAO
AHAHAHAAH

fuck I will die

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New Dutch numbers just came in:

+5 dead
+190 infected

804 infected total
10 died total

I am curious, are the red light districts still active? They must be a real hotbed for transmission.

>asthmatic
>haven't slept last night, had to finish muh essay
>drank two cups of coffee
>slept for an hour
>can't take a 100% deep breath after waking up, feel a slight pressure in my chest
>no coof or fever

how painful is dying from this? Is it quick? I'm scared

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My country still hasn't done anything to prevent shit from spreading. I think we're dead.

We can only hope. Aren't you in Manila?

These are outdated already
Stop wasting post limit on this shit

>Iran +1,289
Jesus, are they still licking lampposts?

Finally Kazakh bros are fallen. Join the family.

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It’s not funny anons. I’ve been watching Coronachan since January praying for a happening and now I’ve got the corona virus. I’m not that sick but my mum has auto immune disease and my grandad is 78. I’m paranoid of infecting them then killing them

tvthek.orf.at/live/Pressekonferenz-Weitere-Massnahmen-zur-Eindaemmung-des-Coronavirus/14056534

Pressekonferenz @Austrians

SHOULD I GET ANIMAL CROSSING OR DOOM ETERNAL?

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is 2 confirmed?
if so, does it get worse/deadlier the next flare up?
is it still contagious when the flu part clears up
if so, then it's pretty much a plague and current low mortality rates mean nothing

Spain is kill

Thanks corona chan for ruining our lives!
youtube.com/watch?v=EatBBebNSks

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I sincerely wish Corona-Chan will remove Boomers from Government positions

Check this out

All the shit today was planned by the Vatican
proof in the video

MIT researchers had been commissioned by the Club of Rome to predict what the future of worldwide growth looked like given finite planetary resources.
Using a refined computer model called World3 – based upon Forrester’s original World1 system – the researchers calculated that upon a ‘business as usual’ trajectory, our society would effectively collapse sometime this century.
Corporation (ABC) has shared some of its original TV coverage of the research in a new YouTube clip, and it offers a chillingly prescient look at a then-distant 21st century from the perspective of 1973.

youtube.com/watch?v=cCxPOqwCr1I

yes! more war! more death! more glorious carnage!

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>804
>your country with 18 million people
>10 boomers who were gonna die in 10 years anyway
>OMG THE END IS NIGH

>4,209 with 120 dead
Lol how many seconds it has been stuck at 4,209 with 120 dead? Four seconds? Five seconds?

What's the safest place to be rn?

We're going to party like it's the 1998.

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you cant leave the house with out a permit since today.

here you go maam
1 happening

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>how fucked are we?
Honestly, seriously, with no joking, way beyond the point of no return.

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SPAIN ABOUT TO GO FULL ITALY

1063 CASES 34 DEATHS TODAY
>1063 CASES 34 DEATHS TODAY
1063 CASES 34 DEATHS TODAY
>1063 CASES 34 DEATHS TODAY

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I bet Putin's snacking on popcorn rn

190 NEW CASES AND 5 DEATHS IN THE NETHERLANDS

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youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1tBVtYOBc

"vulnerable"

Literally nothing happening in Canada except the First M’Lady getting it, are we the only white(ish) country that’s gonna survive?

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You drown in your own fluids.

This world will never be the same
We did it reddit!

What do you live off? Do you get gibs?

Update on the car trip. I had to close my window because she was cold. These are my last hours, i feel it. I will keep you posted until the end.

Its always amazing to me that normies brains function on a nothingburger or end of the world switch there's no inbetween for these retards

evolve gary
Till death do us part

thanks for the numbers

The amount of low IQ around here this morning is astounding.
>World governments are bailing their economies out/propping shit up to keep the sinking ship afloat for a little longer
>HAPPENING CANCELLED HURRRRR
>Countries around the world are stopping testing so numbers aren't what they would otherwise be
>OMG HAPPENING CANCELLED
>More and more evidence of permanent, significant lung damage in people who "recovered"
>JUST A FLU BRO MUH NOTHINGBURGER
Fuck you niggers. Yas Forums is a fun place to shitpost but for serious discussion, and during a fucking world crisis when we should all be fucking serious there's mostly spam and memes. Time to find somewhere else to go. Faggots.

WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE

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Cases here in Brazil just doubled in a single day.
And we are set to have huge political rallies from the 14th to the 18th.
Corona-Chan will spread like wildfire.
We are going to win the infection bowl spain and italy, we are coming for you

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I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK

tell me why isn't this disinfecting mask possible?

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Germany has fallen

WE ARE GOING DOWN!!!!

actually noone outside gives a fuck about corona, even my football training is still today. Will stay here inside and comfy.

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Who /nomoretesting/ club here? Show of hands those who won't be having any official numbers anymore.

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sorry bud but it's a BULL MARKET and you missed out on buying the dip

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THE MAHKET JIM IT'S OLL RED TOLK ABOT DA MAHKET

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spred it
>>qz.com/1805422/wuhan-virology-lab-unable-to-quell-china-coronavirus-conspiracies/
>Sure, years ago she was editing bat coronavirus strains with HIV vectors to enable them to bind to human pulmonary ACE2 receptors (like COVID-19 does):
>>jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899

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glad im not the only one that saw this

I'm all the way up north in a rural town so I have no idea if whores still go to work. They probably do as it seems like business as usual here.

THIS IS THE END!!!!!! I BURN MY DOCUMENTS!!!!!!!!!

News on TV are saying that people are fighting in the stores and leaving with full carts without paying.

Reply to this post if you have asthma. I'm ready to die.

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Club of Rome
clubofrome.org
Founded in 1968 at Accademia dei Lincei in Rome, Italy, the Club of Rome consists of current and former heads of state, UN bureaucrats, high-level politicians and government officials, diplomats, scientists, economists, and business leaders from around the globe.Wikipedia

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Yas Forums was never good

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>retards crashing the economy over a flu
>retards putting everyone on house arrest over a flu that kills boomers
The reaction is way worse than the virus for young people who actually deserve to live

AAAHH ITS EVEN WORSE

1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight
>1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight
1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight
>1,063 new cases and 53 new deaths since midnight

H-Hey Italy...You feeling alright?

www.insecam.org/en/view/853457/

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you can buy groceries, just dont leave youre town

Is 'herd immunity' even possible? I thought that you don't build up an immunity and if you get it again, it's even more deadly

Is this the end for bongs?

Free stuffs to plunder

you can take all those chink pussies, i'm enough with high tier gadgets

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