/cvg/ corona virus general #1996

Nothing a lung transplant can't fix.

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dude reaction image lmao

dude marksoiplier lmao

>69 cases in Indonesia

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>most of the people in my social media feed dismissing the virus work in healthcare
Good to know our fucking nurses think it’s just a flu, makes me feel real safe

Lmao. You pathetic cultists never fail to make me laugh with your corona virus general threads.

The truth is each day the numbers go down and my burger just gets more bun.

>this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
>this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
>this faggot little extinction level event won't wipe out humanity
>

it is happening and the end of the world as we know it. Welcome to the new age

>2 new cases today
>46 total
It's as far south as Saigon now.
FUCK

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WHY WHY WHY WHY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS HAPPENING

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welcome to the club

>muh 5000 ceiling
Oh wow it broke so hard guys lol you faggots go back to your panicked shrieking now

Can you sleep with a respirator on?

If it's any consolation, they will eventually infect parents / grandparents and experience tragedy.

youtu.be/ksuFZ28bnG4

They knew also planned this shit since 2012.
He starts speaking about after 3:50. English subtitles are in there too.

MILIONS ALL OVER THE PLANET ARE MEANT TO DIE IN 6 MONTHS.

Fuck my uni cleaner came round and is coughing everywhere like a retard. Litterarly spluttering all over my supplies. Fuck

C'mon it can't be THAT bad...
Only kills boomers at a 3% rate.

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IT'S NOT FAIR LADS! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END LIKE THIS? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What are the odds that Trudeau also has the virus and has already infected the shit out of a bunch of world leaders he's recently come into contact with?

Oh it will, believe me it will. They can't stop pumping money into the market forever.

>two bio weapon labs at ground zero, both who stole or bootlegged medical research from the us and Canada and have some of the world's top corona virus specialists working there and where warned multiple times the labs safety and containment standards where bad and who's government then proceeded to and continues to cover up the situation and numbers while silencing whistleblowers
>"the us did this"
These chinks are really something else.

Not even worthy of bait pic

Stupid fish.

how long unti total collapse of the market?

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>you will never be as smug as a boomer who purchased and maintained a bunker all these years

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R8 our corona strategy

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>4 MORE THREADS
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godspeed viet user

I guarantee the DOW will close in green today. Screen cap this.

>2 children
Y I K E S

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“Collapse” is probably a better word before “extinction level event”

Rude

>what is social unrest leading to even more deaths and more strain on the medical system
Fucking dense motherfucker

JUST
A
FLU

BIGOTS

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I'M LITERALLY SCARED RIGHT NAO, WHY WHY WHY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So if this makes permanent problems to your lung functions, are we fucked even if we're not boomers?

what are some coronacore vidya?
plague inc.
they are billions
pathologic/void
this war of mine
stalker
morrowind
what else?

>R8
with that kinda rnot you might make it

Is it over?

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Eh, they will be fine. Parents on the other hand..

>All our science. All our hopes...our dreams are foolish! In the face of this, we are dust, nothing more. Unto this dust, we return. When he chooses for us to die, it is not our place to challenge God.

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Harden the fuck up fellow ausfag, you're letting us down cunt

>Dying for a medical experiment with no basis
Thanks britian, part and parcel

>/cvg/
>no countries list

Do your job right faggot

Google cpap

Uh oh my mum is supposed to go on holiday there

no boomer killed yet

Fuck

Pathologic

>5000 before hospitals are even overloaded
>countries are starting to say there's no point in keeping track anymore, it's beyond containing
hope you bought beans, buddy

It's just begun.

>1,016 dead in Italy
>1,045 recovered

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Far Cry 2.

Plague Inc. Evolved doesn't work on Linux, at least for me. STALKER works but it's laggy as fuck probably due to my graphics card being old. I'll check out the others.
>morrowind
lol

Get ready for the "More threads than years" shills

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>social unrest
Sure thing, it's spreading in my state, in my county and nobody gives a shit.
It's a cold. You're overreacting and none of the shit you just said is even possible in the modern world.

Stop living in 1918.

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zerohedge.com/geopolitical/last-weeks-womens-day-march-helped-cause-surge-deadly-coronavirus-infections-madrid

>Kek

For him? Most likely yes.
For us? It's not even the end of the beginning yet.

God y’all are fucked lol

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EVERYONE HAS THE CONVIRUS GENE IN THEM, WHY IS IT SHOWING UP IN TESTING?
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The UK makes me feel like I'm honestly in a simulation.

Starsector
Dwarf Fortress
Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead

Dow is limit up in pre market so easy call fren

>twitter.com/skynewsbreak/status/1238366264747270144?s=21
Why do I have to live in a country of retards

emt user here:
my sources told me more
>general lockdown from 18/19:00 till 7:00
general lockdown from 18/19:00 till 7:00
>general lockdown from 18/19:00 till 7:00
general lockdown from 18/19:00 till 7:00
>general lockdown from 18/19:00 till 7:00

START: either today or monday
END: ????

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Reminder that South Korea defeated the virus

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Trudeau 100% has this

Prototype

Death to murica you must pay for Korea, Vietnam, Libia, Iraq and Yugoslavia. Chairman Xi will kill you.

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Wtf is a mum. Can we ban these kangaroo fuckers already

We’ve stopped counting

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100%

uhhh....

>literally only sick old people die from the virus
>ITS HAPPENING!!
uhm, no.

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Lockdown here already LMAO

>>qz.com/1805422/wuhan-virology-lab-unable-to-quell-china-coronavirus-conspiracies/
>Sure, years ago she was editing bat coronavirus strains with HIV vectors to enable them to bind to human pulmonary ACE2 receptors (like COVID-19 does):
>>jvi.asm.org/content/82/4/1899

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WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

your shilling doesn't work you fat shit. No one cares what you think but it's what the cattle in society does in reaction to it. Fucking federal agent.

Going on vacation now would be a nightmare, not much of a vacation when your flight are getting canceled, hotels going on lockdown, quarantine and etc.

fug this shit
I wont be buying a new pack of smokes after this one, now it's perfect time to stop that fun

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Nationwide

Hey, has someone made one of those "drop it" videos about corona chan's rapid spread yet?

Give me corona-chan songs

Kek. The sole fact that after almost 2000 threads the virus isn't stopping should btfo the shills, but the fucking copelets won't stop with the cope no matter what.

How will i get to work?

Mate go bush and stop being a complete pussy about it

>KYS: we wont test all suspected cases anymore
Fucking 155 cases and they are already limiting their testing to more severe cases. This must be a fucking joke

is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000006438260.html

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Doom-mongers BTFO!

China has pretty much wiped out the disease. I told you this was just a big nothingburger

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Confirmed, it's the Anglos, as always:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Military_World_Games

The 2019 Military World Games, officially known as the 7th CISM Military World Games, was held from October 18–27, 2019 in the capital of Hubei Province in Wuhan, China.
the inattentive attitude and disproportionately below average results of American athletes in the game indicate they might have been in for other purposes and they might actually be bio-warfare operatives, and that their place of residence during their stay in Wuhan was also close to the Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market, where the first known cluster of cases occurred.

It's a flower, dumdum

Holy fucking shit. EVERYTHING'S ACCELERATING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's going with my father in July and she's being stubborn thinking "OH NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN"

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Wheres Gary tho? Did he already die from Corona?

TRAPS ARE GAY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fuck off mitchell

2 cases in 2 days in Turkey. Patient zero is a superspreader. You're fucked.

nigger wat
Even with a lowball death rate of 2% thats 800,000 dead bongs

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Spain getting infected AT A FASTER RATE THAN ITALY DID.
Brace for impact bros.

I'm sorry you don't speak English

>do not wohree about de vihureuss
>USA made vihreuss to infekt ussch

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good luckin a few weeks Batuhan.

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No point anymore
Numbers are growing too fast

Take your meds.
Nobody here in my area gives a shit. No panic buying, no screeching and pissing themselves over a little cough, nothing.

Nice end of the world happening. Nice social breakdown. Futures are up, nice market collapse.
Fucking kek.

Why stop? Might as well enjoy your sins all the way to the end.

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Bullshit

If you don't have anything constructive to add, then FUCK OFF

l4d

1000% fake numbers it's definitely more

well you can thank feminist rallies and fiesta normies for that

He's got it for sure. He had sniffles during his taped fireside chat about coronachan. Sounded hoarse too.

youtube.com/watch?v=qKTo5nrkDNA
youtube.com/watch?v=3zHNfzXSqLQ

>BREAKING: EARTH declares state of emergency due to coronavirus, cancels HUmanity
Constitution: canceled

sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article241106636.html
American Airlines: canceled

Pilot Tests Positive for Coronavirus

msn.com/en-us/finance/companies/american-airlines-says-pilot-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB117dbv

Mount Everest: canceled

London Underground train: canceled

A London Underground train driver tests positive for coronavirus

bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-51868904
Disneyland canceled , Paris, Walt Disney World, and Disneyland in California will all be closed due to coronavirus

Netflix: canceled

deadline.com/2020/03/coronavirus-netflix-infection-staffer-lockdown-los-angeles-1202881859/
HUmanity : canceled

Every household should be ready to hunker down for 3 months: Dr. Marty Makary, Johns Hopkins University
This guy ,Dr. Fauci and Dr, Gottlieb are the ones to listen to. If they where in charge from Dec we would not be ded!!

youtube.com/watch?v=TE0uI6StR2Y

CDC response to coronavirus a 'fiasco,'. Dr. Ashish Jha of the Harvard Global Health
youtube.com/watch?v=rAtgETr4ZMg
BREAKING: Estonia orders lockdown
BREAKING: Belgium orders lockdown
BREAKING: Catalonia orders lockdown
BREAKING: Spain orders lockdown
BREAKING: Bolivia orders lockdown
Etc , etc , etc etc
European CDC says containing coronavirus is no longer feasible
BREAKING: HUmanity : canceled
“I told you all this was a nothing burger!” Total overreaction. “ is just a flu!” wash your hands and sing Happy Birthday !”

>trusting china

Fuck our healthcare, honestly.

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Well I can see why their propaganda machine is going all out with this clumsy accusation now. Fucking hell is there any doubt at this point?

Work excluded afaik

It makes most sense in light of evidence from genetic phylogeny that corona came from USA

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>its just a flu bro
>t-take your meds
I can hear shaking from here you fucking pussy lol

Imagine this tho

>Be chink winnie the Pooh
>Be president
>Abolish presidential terms
>President indefinitely
>Happy as fuck
>Pooh wants to harvest more weaponry power
>More specifically bioweapons
>Research on viruses
>Knowing clearly well viruses are worse the bacterias and can't be as easily combated
>Does it anyways
>China being China and chinks being chinks, things go south
>A mutated corona virus is now free and infecting the chinks
>Chinks are dying
>Reports around the world of the same virus
>Reports of ppl dying of this "cinese disease"
>Pooh gets infected
>Pooh dies
>After only 2 years after the term limit was abolished

>MFW China's attempt at biological warfare backfires and a potential new plague starts because of the stupidity of asian ppl
>MFW Pooh killed himself by his own stupidity

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We've been stuck at No Garry Posts for what now, 1 day, 2 days?

based roachbro

>only sick people die from disease
dude no way

kalo gw biasanya puter ini bro
youtube.com/watch?v=24howVwYgHY

Too bad western countries can't do the same, since no one will allow the government to put bullets in the head of the plagued

Give me some fun post apocalyptic vidya

HOLY SHIT ,, THE MAD LAD DID IT!!!!!!!!!"Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make."

Boris says “Be prepared to lose loved ones before their time”. THE US and UK'S GOVERENT HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!

If you have symptoms stay home for 7 days , LOL . Don't worry Boris, is just a flu

Our governments are intentionally doing all they can to spread this. They want us all to die.

youtube.com/watch?v=M53iJduvDSA

Britbongs is him saying this causing mass panic ???

It will happen, and the economical fallout will the worst one yet.

God, I wish this were true.

You have no strategy, just pure defeatism. Your playbook specifies that's there's no point in closing borders and shutting down internal travel because it won't work and has to many social and economic repercussions

And you believe the Chinese.....

Oh yeah, for sure. Even the official numbers are bad. There's probably hundreds of cases by now.

watch out italybros

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ALL THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME SCARED, WANT TO CUT MY SONS DICK OFF AND TELL ME IT'S NORMAL? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>DAX +10% now
What the fuck.

Fuck john hopkinberg uni

remember to keep buying

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hello chang

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OMFG today in work they told me that i was in contaminated building :(

Britain doing the brave work by collectively trapping the virus in their own lungs.