>MARKET OPENS IN 1 HOUR
Predictions?
MARKET OPENS IN 1 HOUR
Henry Peterson
Kevin Garcia
DEAD BAT BOUNCE
Juan Roberts
My sources say 5 to 7 percent gain.
Jackson Long
Kek
Easton Jackson
muh stonks XD
Hudson Fisher
I'm broke right now. Fuck it. Let it all burn.
Jeremiah James
it will be an extra comfy day
Ayden Sanders
pray for istael lads
trust the plan
Juan White
gonna rip
Cooper Clark
minor movement while everyone is filling up their coffers with discounted stocks.
first quarter of April new all-time highs will be seen across the board, especially for cryptocurrency
Andrew Thompson
1839D chess.
Blumpf wins!
Evan Ross
Economics are so fucking stupid, they're just random fucking numbers and retarded chimps freak the fuck out and the numbers go up and down. They have literally zero basis in any form of reality, if a super localized solar flare somehow wiped out the stock exchange and ONLY the stock exchange it would influence absolutely nothing.
Levi Gonzalez
crypto seems like it's great to get into right now, but didn't they just recently change something in regards to tax law surrounding it?
Christopher Wood
Wall Street faggots will be jumping off rooftops again and that's a good thing.
Ryan Walker
They're going to pump the fuck out of it today. Rocky start but big gains tailing off to the close.
David Barnes
>this
Hudson Lee
TRUST THE PLAN OR ELSE
Zachary Sanders
THIS SO MUCH THIS. /ISRAEL/ = BEST ALLY
MAGA
Kayden Sullivan
after-hours gains demolished by end of week profit taking I think in the end we'll at the very least close in the same spot as yesterday.
Ayden Hughes
Prepare your anus because this shit is going DOWN.
Even if they experience another dead cat bounce, the market is heading for shitsville. Get out now while you still have a chance.
Gavin Mitchell
Up and then selling off the closer we get to close. Major sell offs again next week
Juan Sanchez
Gonna keep freefalling you faggot.
Can’t wait to buy a cheap house and sailboat then make a killing when the market stabilizes in a year or 2
David Long
Keynesian economics is stupid. It's literally voodoo bullshit.
Ryan Fisher
NOT MY NUMBERINOS
HOW COULD CHANG DO THIS TO ME
Jace Thompson
Jews Will jew and I Will as always just be a petty, little slave.
Nathan Collins
this, the crash starts at noon
Luis Collins
Pretty much, I look at the stock market/etc and it looks like a giant casino for people who want to pretend they're not gambling addicts. Gambling on Calls, gambling on puts, gambling on futures, all just meaningless fucking numbers with zero tangible form. Kinda like Bitcoin really, if said Solar Flare (which is always entirely a possibility, just a relatively small one that we pray doesn't happen) hit us tomorrow Bitcoin would go from being worth $10k a coin to - oh holy fuck it's already plummeting in value - to being worth less than the toilet paper you use to wipe your ass.
It's so maddening to see this retarded rat race and screeching over literal numbers that don't even have a tangible value like Gold or Toilet Paper assigned to them.
Luke Baker
Checked
Yeah , with an attitude like that you’ll be a slave forever. Fuck em. They’re not immune to fire
Hudson Clark
WHY WON'T XI TELL ME EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OKAY??? I PRINTED EVERY STORY HE TOLD ME TO AND I HAVE BEEN DILLIGENTLY HARANGUING ANYONE WHO PREPARED FOR THESE DANGERS...WHERE IS XI WHY WON'T HE HOLD ME LIKE HE USED TO?
Joseph Cruz
What exactly is a repo?
Bentley Scott
This is what the market is gonna look like today...
Easton Perry
>worst stawk week ever
>end of week profit taking
pick one ,brainlet
David Hall
Futures are recovering nicely.
Joshua Smith
Noah Collins
top jej
William Flores
Uncanny
Every fucking time
Parker Wood
+10%
We have all missed the floor FUCKING HELL
Matthew Perry
Does any of this crap affect me?
Ian Collins
This is pretty much correct. They've swindled Asian and Australian markets by triggering lower circuits and then closing the market way in the green.
It may go even higher because of the weekly short covering expiry.
Easton Morris
EXIT STAGE LEFT! EXIT STAGE RIGHT!
THERE WILL BE NO EXIT WHEN THIS SHIT GONNA CRASH WITHOUT SURVIVORS!
YA FEEL IT DUUUDEE?
Gavin Howard
+5% today -12% on monday
Luke Howard
>Predictions?
a bouncing bear riding a sliding bull into a nose dive cash impact rebound to the third lane fake to conor fake to gerald pass to blitzer bouncing up as shroedingers cat and fucking a can of tuna fish back to you bob.
Connor Cooper
Blake Foster
Green all day
Jacob Rivera
You Deserve this.
Alexander Baker
Probably simmilar tho this.
Levi Watson
+1500 points rise due to 1.5 trillion $ being printed out by the FED and todays giant stimulus being announced by Germany.
Jaxon Butler
whats the best place to watch the numbers fall?
Caleb Harris
Assuming no bad news a slight gain.
Parker Baker
Is it the perfect time to purchase some quality bourbon to observe events?
Lucas Thompson
unless you live next door to a liquor store you won't have time
markets open at 9:30
Jackson Price
Based, I have a raiding party ready for tonight if shit hits the fan
Jacob Sullivan
Keynsian economics is a relic that boomers have clung on to and based their lives on. They think its like a fucking cheat code to fix things when they go bad. Consumer behaviour has changed so much since the 40s and 50s and most economic theory of the era is irrelevant with just how stupid people are today. Most central banks have no room to move their cash rate any lower, wonder if they will be stupid enough tl have negative rates. Banks would just love that
Grayson James
Lincoln Jones
You’re saying I won’t have time to get quality bourbon to observe the downfall with because all stores will close because of the retarded stock market?
You stay away from my booze
Luke Wright
just sitting down and getting comfy, i don't think the bloodbath will repeat itself today. (((they))) had to step in and (((regulate))).
and honest to god, if it crashes again then really what the fuck are you jews even doing? you have one fucking job, can you even handle the fucking money?
Anthony Ortiz
It is probably going down another 6-10%
Isaac Bennett
Checked
Austin Gonzalez
Hurry you got twelve minutes!!!
Jaxon Gutierrez
We go up today. Market was too predictable for 3 days. Monday or Tuesday we start going down again.
Adam Lewis
How could it go on so long if money is printed out of thin air though? You can’t really keep an economy going based on “pretend play games” like they’re doing now. Our money used to be backed by real commodities and now it’s backed by zilch! They say “petrol backs our dollar!” But if that is the case then how can they just print money out of thin air? How do we get away with 23 trillion dollars in debt for so long? It’s to the level of corruption that is most staggering and frightening.
Jose Walker
(((They))) make money off the crash, numbnut. They ((regulated)) the media alarmist bullshit so the marked crashed because their deeds started to come into the light again.
Why wasn't the swine flu as much of a shitstorm? 500.000 died, I had it, no one gave a fuck. Now 4000 chinks die and it's the end times. You all got baited like the dumb goym you are.
Nathan Allen
>You stay away from my booze
we plan on drinking before and after then fucking off. we actually have pdf's printed out on how to make whiskey, vodka, Bourbon, and rum. Not to mention I have a store of seeds weed, salvia, herbs, tomatoes, veggies ect ect so I am fucking ready to go we are mostly gonna raid canned food fresh water cleaning and building supplies. Already have a place to go and stay I have been waiting for this shit.
Elijah Garcia
Aaron Martinez
dollar will get hyper inflated because fed bois have the IQ of a dust mop and think flooding the market is gonna fix it
>federal reserve note dollar will crash till it's worthless getting us off the Rothschild banking system
>economy goes to shit expect about 3 to 4 weeks of chaos
>US treasury will bring back the original US dollar that's been locked in a vaults in the treasury
>US no longer owes money or has to listen to Jew lords Becuase it has its own money now and a bitching Millitary set up that was paid for using the Jew dollars
>tl;dr we Jew the Jew by making their sheckles worthless to the point they have no money like the rest of us and there for they have no power
Owen Sullivan
Today on Friday the 13th the market will be utterly BTFO ushering in chaos around the world.
Eli Diaz
who the fuck is "you all"? You don't think I know that people profit in these situations as well? Did you really just compare a flu to a SARS?
You were straight up too stupid for me to even respond to but for some reason I did anyways. Stop being such a faggot user.
Ryan Moore
this most likely
Noah Moore
fiat currency is dumbest most useless thing on planet earth, just print more money lmao no value whatsoever I'm surprised whole world isn't communist by now
Hudson Walker
Flooding the market could fix it if everyone pretends for the sake of what little they have left though right? Why crash fiat and lose your billions if you could pretend you don't care they just devalued the currency. It's- it's a fugazi anyway right?
Aaron Phillips
Just as long as I keep my bourbon
Leo Rivera
>Friday the 13th
I hadn't even noticed kek
Isaac Williams
I guess technically its backed by americas productivity, economic prosperity and positive prospects to make a good and sizable return on investment. Problem is that shit can stop or stutter and shit the bed. Then you have the fall of mot only america but every currency that has been by, i mean to it. And i guess the debt you mentioned ensures a collapse. Gold would help stabalise global currencies in a time like this so even if there was a multi trillion dollar debt the nation wont implode. Suppose the debt was engineered to ensure collapse.
Hunter Sanchez
>Just as long as I keep my bourbon
when society collapses and you may just be sippin on our product. Losing whiskey would be a set back for men.
Kayden Moore
1 MINUTE
DIPS FOR THE DIP GOD
DIPS FOR THE DIP GOD
DIPS FOR THE DIP GOD
Brandon Baker
You wish, we hit the floor in late April, much more pain to come. Escape from Manhattan island will be a classic.
Owen Richardson
Slightly down today within 5%, with another larger drop within a week.