Dow Jones Crashed Harder Today Than It Has in 33 Years

The mutts are collapsing

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Don't worry, it'll be up by midday and crashing again by the closing bell.

It's recovering already. Dow Jones up by 1000 points, the Trump bull is back. The recession is cancelled.

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today will be a hopium day. relax. breathe.

Zoom out

>only 1 billion guns on earth
Rookie numbers

Predicted to keep flipping back and forth for awhile

The DOW will probably hit a low of 18k, so be conservative, start buying at 19k & hold.

33?

market correction BTFO by based Fed

Post the spot prices and there will be an end to the suffering

Reminder that trump was acquitted of both counts of impeachment at 3:33pm cst

As the Justice is reading the votes, a story about 33 workers scrolls across the news ticker at the bottom.

Also this was Trumps 1,111 day in office.

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I can't wait until Trump loses this November and boomers will finally be forced to acknowledge Q was bullshit

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>saw article like this yesterday
>heard crypto is failing
>got marshmellows
>went to Yas Forums
>enjoyed the meltdown

eat a dick
100% manufactured panic by gay liberal media

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Kekked and checked

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crypto already recover 1/2 of what it lost yesterday, expect it to bounce back futher

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niggers

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Who here doing the raider/criminal life? Need to make a general for it and run with it.

>Being this defensive of a Jewish Ponzi scheme
Casinos are less rigged then the (((stock market)))

Yeah, it’s been displayed so frequently in stories of late. I’ve tried pointing it out to people but most just dismiss it as coincidence.

the jew giveth and taketh away

I'm not being defensive of jew bankers
I'm being defensive of shit collapsing over a fucking FLU and people losing jobs because of it
If you had a job, you'd understand

Nice try irrelevant HIV+ ruskie faggot

Your tax dollars hard at work.
>what's that, our banks crashed?
>lol, make the plebs bail them out.

>It's just the flu! Think of the job market!!!!!
Ok Boomer

>what are business fundamentals?
You'll be dead soon, boomer.

look, you parents that pay for you to live at home and be a neet have jobs too, what happens when they can't give you neetbux anymore?

The NPC's won't care because behind the facade they already know but their programming compels them to reject such stimuli so as to not "break character". Think Disney Imagineers on crack.

lmao now this is some palpable cope

The machines love to churn. And those trades cost money, neat scam.

TAKING ALL BETS TAKING ALL BETS

MARKETS OPEN IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES! WILL THEY RISE IN RESPONSE TO OPTIMISM DRIVEN BY THE 1.5 TRILLION STIMULUS? OR WILL IT DROP IN RESPONSE TO THE CONTAINMENT MEASURES AND THE RUMORS THAT THE US PRESIDENT MIGHT BE SICK?

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3 is everywhere all the time. It is intrinsic to us. Dont be upset others dont notice it. Be happy you are blessed with sight

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What does "pumping trillions in to the market" mean?
Who gets that free money?

Jews, of course. Unironically.

Not us

Solid point. Though it’s odd that multiple people at work have recently been coming to me to talk more about what’s taking place, but as soon as another person comes near, they get silent or try to change topics to a more palatable NPC conversation...it’s just extremely odd to witness.

marketing are opening in half an hour you leaf faggot

I... I knew that.

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That’s a nice way to look at it. Thanks user.

npc detector

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We'll see what that 1 trillion dollars will do to the market today

JJ is that you?

>futures up 5%
Fuck off shill bitch maybe come back when you know what you speak of....maybe

You better fucking hope not because if wall street goes down America is finally going to get its Caesar and we are coming straight for you yuropoors.

for that to be true, there has to be a LEGITIMATE reason for it to drop, like an exchange got hacked, a large wallet got hacked, etc.
This is 100% emotionally driven, so when people start getting sick next week, and realize this is no big fucking deal, it will already be too late to get back in low. Crypto is top manipulation and will use ANY method available to get bagholders to dump low.

You're good guys.

>the coronavirus has little affect on the populous aged 30 and under
Im no boomer but I hope people like you are an exception and this virus treats you the way you've treated people your whole worthless pathetic existence. You should be swinging from a tree pockets turned out, seems like a fitting end to someone as cruel and shit tier as you, peasent.