March 13, 2020: Until the beginning of the Easter holidays on April 6th, all kindergartens, schools and Kitas (daycare centers) will shut their doors in Bavaria, Berlin, Saarland, Schleswig-Holstein and Bremen.
March 12, 2020: Germany's DAX drops below 10,000 points
March 11, 2020: Lufthansa Group announces 23,000 flight cancellations for April
March 9, 2020: Germany minister: events with over 1,000 people should be cancelled
Hier in Berlin haben se die deutsche Oper abgesagt, bis 19. April. Wie isses bei euch?
Caleb Nguyen
>t. unter 18
Josiah Cruz
Can I join?
Grayson Rivera
If you let us take your flag as emergency med pack, yes
Andrew Adams
fühle frei, brudi. i don't think it will help though. Switzerland is thoroughly fucked.
>coof
>coof
Josiah Morales
wtf my mother is fucking panicking right now she was in lidl and everyone was panic buying shelves are empty people keep their distance and some teenage girls coofed on people just because she made fun about their panicking
Connor Foster
my university is closed
Nicholas Wood
Hier in Hamburg machen sie halt anscheinend gar nichts? Sonntag wollen sie hinten in den Bussen einsteigen lassen, angeblich...
Hunter Perez
In erkelenz i still have to go to work in a warehouse where 2000 people work.
Ryan Sullivan
Which one?
Here in Hamburg they just stopped some administrative stuff, granted semester hasn't started yet...
Lincoln Peterson
>prepped in january >normies were laughing >february >normies were laughing >now >normies in panic this feels so good
I will just raid the by then empty boomer apartments in my block, it's going to be a KINO survival episode
Hudson Morgan
Real life story: Meine Oma war vor 3 Wochen bei Rewe einkaufen und nur weil sie etwas erkältet war und gehustet hat, haben ALLE komisch geguckt. VOR 3 WOCHEN
Kann mir niemand erzählen, dass die normiere im Stillen nicht geprellt und Panik geschoben haben
Ryder Rivera
Ok, aber das geht auch freundlicher
*normies *gepreppt
Josiah Bennett
To get low bar estimate of cfr, offset the infection count by time-to-death minus time-to-diagnosis. Time-to-death is two to six weeks. Time to diagnosis is up to a week depending on how aggressively is tested, onset of symptoms on average after 4 days. In the China data a spike in deaths occurred 11 days after the 14,000 spike in infections, which sounds about right. Multiply infections by assumed underdiagnosis: A factor of 1 for full coverage, to 5 for only testing symptomatic patients, to 10~20 for only testing severe cases.
Korea: Early and aggressive testing. March 1st (12 days ago) infections is ~3,500. Underdiagnosis factor ~1, given the dip in infection rate. Deaths: 70 as of yesterday. => 2% cfr
Germany: March 1st: 130 infections. Underdiagnosis factor 3-4 (100% spike on March 5th, no slowdown). Deaths 6 as of yesterday. => 2-3% cfr
Italy: March 2nd: 2,000 infections. Underdiagnosis factor, let's say 10 to account for slow response. Deaths: 1,000 => ~5% cfr
Those are lower bars, i.e. for the cases that closed out after two to three weeks.
Dominic Harris
Normies versuchen Gefahr solange zu verdrängen bis sie ihr nicht mehr ausweichen können, dann ist Panik angesagt. Das momentane verhalten ist das beste Argument gegen die Demokratie
Jacob Edwards
gibt jedoch genug, die sich öffentlich darüber lustig gemacht haben
Normies =/=Normies
Isaiah Evans
Auch TUM? Hab HöMa3 mit 4,0 bestanden. Feels good man:)
I should have recorded this one nothing burger normie in my local Aldi last week: >Sojajunge am Telefon >wurde wohlvon seiner Freundin zu Einkaufen geschickt >"Nein Schatz, hier gibt es keine Spaghetti mehr. Gar keine Pasta. Ey was geht denn ab mit den Leuten, kaufen als ob morgen die Welt untergeht! Solche Idioten"
Das lustige ist doch, dass der Virus zeigt was für cucks ihr Deutschen doch seid. Kriegt Panik für nichts, seid mega dreckig (nur Untermenschen benutzen soviel Klopapier, zivilisierte Länder nutzen ein Bidet, aber ihr Deutschen seid einfach eklig), eure Politiker haben keine Ahnung, niemand weiß was er tun soll. Euer Untergang ist unausweichlich. Wir lachen über euch. Eure Töchter werden Kopftuch tragen.
Gavin Johnson
Also wenn die Sojaprodukte ausgehen werden wir wirkliche Panik erleben
Jace Powell
wait am i the only one who got it? i live near heinsberg
Connor Hall
Ehm Klopapier ist beste Nur unzivilisierte lassen sich in das Popoloch spritzen Gerade Du müsstest doch dagegen sein, Schwule schmeißt ihr ja sogar von Dächern
Kayden Garcia
Poste es hier Schick Screenshot oder mach nen screencap
Juan Hill
>Hochmut kommt vor dem Fall Egal wo du bist, Corona wird dich auch erwischen
Sorry, Germany is actually 1-2%. Numbers are too low to be accurate anyway.
Isaac Robinson
so basically merkel isnt doing shit to prevent this?
Logan Gomez
Who /didn‘t prep/ here?
Kevin Flores
She wants it to spread
Julian Morgan
AUSTRIA BEING SHUT DOWN 1. ALL COMPANIES SHOULD SEND EVERYONE HOME 2. RESTAURANTS, BARS AND CAFFEES HAVE TO CLOSE AT 15:00 3. EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT NEEDED SHUTS DOWN
BORDERS TO SWITZERLAND CLOSED; NO FLIGHTS TO AND FROM SWITZERLAND FRANCE AND SPAIN
TIROL IS GETTING BUTTFUCKED BY CORONA-CHAN THEREFORE, CERTAIN VALLEYS IN TIROL ARE UNDER QUARANTINE FROM NOW ON HOLY SHIT
>only have half a pack of toilet paper at home right now
A-Am I gonna make it?
Eli Edwards
why?
Elijah Edwards
she wants to keep the borders open to let the migrant at the greek border in
not kidding
Isaiah Bell
irgendwer hier in nürnberg? ich trau mich nichmehr raus, kein plan was da abgeht. habe essen für 2 monate, hoffe mal das reicht
Mason Bennett
She said that eventually 60% will be infected and told everyone to avoid social contacts and to coof into your elbow and to wash your hands
Before that she always just let the health minister speak who told us that everything is under control and to not panic
Luke Foster
Just shit into the shower lol Never tried it, but I heard stories...
Carson Garcia
SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW >SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW >SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW >SCHOOLS ARE SHUT DOWN IN NRW
Jason King
ICH BIN AUS NRW WENN DU MEINEN POST LIEST BEKOMMST DU CORONA
Jack Hernandez
Medical crisis management isn't under federal jurisdiction, each state manages it on their own (muh third reich, showers never again). Yesterday was a meeting with all state heads: Rich states and federal health minister said hard measures, poor states said muh jobs and economy. Press conference was 2 hours late, nothing really happened. Now today is each state announcing their own measures...
Henry Torres
Was für Essen? Einfaches Rezept: Spaghetti, Möhren und Pastierte Tomaten
Camden Morris
Wenn Du meinen post liest, bist Du immun von diesem user post
Noah Smith
>Geschäfte sind ab Montag, 16.03.2020, bleiben geschlossen. AUSNAHMEN: Supermärkte, Apotheken und Tankstellen bleiben offen >Restaurants, Cafés und Bars werden ab Montag, 16. 03. 2020 nur bis 15:00 geöffnet sein >Paznauntal und St. Anton am Arlberg sind unter Quarantäne gestellt >Veranstaltungen in geschlossenen Räumen über 100 Menschen verboten >Lokale sind von der "100er-Grenze" auch betroffen >Universitäten schließen am Montag, 16.03.2020 >Einreisestopp für Menschen aus Italien >Bundeskanzler ruft Arbeitgeber auf, Heimarbeit zu unterstützen >Einschränkungen an Schulen stehen bevor >Alle Bundesmusseen schließen bis zumindest Ende März >ÖsterreicherInnen sollen soziale Kontakte einschränken >Österreich schließt ab 16.03.2020 Oberstufen, Rest ab Mittwoch, 18.03.2020, Kindergartenkinder sollen zuhause bleiben >Ab 16.03.2020 keine Gottesdienste news.at/a/coronavirus-oesterreich-11360814
Luke Scott
why have so few people died in germany? what the fuck are you guys doing?
William Bennett
I fucking knew it ... this is a right wing virus for sure. Never have we seen so many borders close in such a short time.
du bastard. wenn du das liest bekommts deine mutter. und du auch
Juan Thompson
censorship
Austin Wilson
Does someone have the screencap of the user who predicted the quarantine in Italy? Please
Christopher Jones
GEMÜSEBRÜHE NUDELN BOOM ENDE
EIN JAHR ESSEN
David Rivera
Wer /Berliner/ hier? Also ich finde Panik hält sich in Grenzen, oder?
Carter Cooper
habe konservendosen und so zeugs. und ganz viele nudeln. ich kann schon keine nudeln mehr sehen
Landon James
>Please MAYBE OR MAYBE NOT FIRST ANSWER ME THIS WHAT WAS YOUR PROBLEM WITH HITLER?
Michael Morris
spooky
Evan Brown
Jetzt wo nach und nach Schulen geschlossen werden, meint ihr die Ämter schließen auch bald? Meine Fallmanagerin hat mir einen Termin für Ende März geschickt.
Elijah Ortiz
I hope that those few Germans who have balls will take advantage of the situation and do what is necessary. Although probably nothing will happen eh
We have a lot of emergency beds for the sick and are well prepared (for now)
Andrew Reyes
KOMM DOCH ZU UNS? HIER IN NRW IS ES AUCH WUNDERSCHÖN SOLDATEN LAUFEN HIER RUM LEUTE FALLEN TOT UM NICHTS ZUM EINKAUFEN KEIN ESSEN SCHÖNE SONNE UND LECKERES BIER
VIEL SPASS BEIM VERSUCH DIE FLÜCHTLINGSHEIME ZU SCHLIESSEN BZW DIE ARBEITER ZUHAUSE ZU LASSEN
HA HA HA
Henry Sanchez
Diese Fäden sind immer schön kompfy.
Levi Cox
Corona diagnosis started late january and the costs are backed by the statutory health insurance. Also many intensive care beds.
Hudson Young
Also die teuren Nudeln sind noch da ;)
Beweise?
Mischst Du das oder wie?
Jaxon Walker
Denkt ihr dass das schließen von Schulen/Behörden und Absagen von Veranstaltungen etwas bringt?
Jayden Harris
it's hard to say to make any good statement about the rate of diagnosis and actually infected either it's highly virulent and everyone and their mom is being infected and many people do not show symptoms (incidentally the expression of ACE2 on the cell membranes differs between individuals by a factor of 25 and someone with 25 more possible entry points for a virus in a statistical numbers game fueled by brown'sch molecular movement and fought against with antibodies does spell a considerably worse sickness for anyone with that predicament) this is well known from covid19 specific tests by now too (8 dead people and dozens of life people compared) but it has been well studied since we understand how corona infects vertebrates and what role the renin-sngiotensin-sldosterone-system in all vertebrates is and how any corona utilizes it to get entry below the age of 55 the mortality rate is considerably below 0.2% especially children do get a lot less worse symptoms than grownups
Matthew Richardson
>Beweise? WAS HABE ICH DAVON DIR ETWAS ZU BEWEISEN?
