/cvg/ corona virus general #1995

OH GOD I JUST FUCKING SNEEZED HELP ME ANONYMOUS!!!!!

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spen always the gigachad

i don’t

The quicker each and every single boomer is ki- I mean removed from power, the quicker the earth and humanity can start pivoting towards normalcy

FREE THE BOOMER REMOVER

nobody cares about Albania

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Epic bacon, m'good gentlesir. Have some reddit gold.

Why is covid19info.live/ down?

THEY FINALLY CLOSED THE SCHOOLS

IM FUCKING FREE AND DONT NEED TO WORK FOR 4 WEEKS+

finally time to bunker up at home with the kids and enjoy my prep

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*ahem* DEATH TO ISREAL!

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Source?

>BIG BIG CHUNGUS
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I dont believe it exists. If it did, then we wouldnt know about it.

threadly reminder that you need to post a triforce of immunity to survive the plague
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War breaks out between the US and China.
Who are you faggots siding with?
No on-the-fence nigger shit.

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Rude asf
Any Albanian news site.

>tfw this is it
Yeah its happening, but explain how it could realistically get any worse than what's happening right now?

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you have to go back

Wonder what wisdom Bill Faggot will share with the world today, especially after the markets have lost $11.5 trillion.

SARS2 confirmed
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3074988/coronavirus-some-recovered-patients-may-have

welcome to the club.

>dad tells me over the phone that he got a cheap cruise booking and he'll be gone for 2 weeks
>told him that if he goes he will literally die because he has asthma
>"oh you're just being a hypochondriac again"
I'm going to miss him

take pictures
Tanks and soldiers in gas masks plox

Re-posting this with the hope that it helps.

Yesterday Macron announced that help will be given to PME (small and medium companies).
If there are any frogs here please go and complain or share this to show the clusterfuck that it is. I'm loosing my 30 years of life work due to the social taxes and taxes on revenue that are still not cancelled.
I'm not believing it but I'll try. Tbh I'll probably blow my head when I receive the letter that they seize the shit that I sacrificed myself for.
Good luck anons, take care and vive la France.
solidarites-sante.gouv.fr/soins-et-maladies/maladies/maladies-infectieuses/coronavirus/

I prepped very late because I'm a stupid roach, but at least not late enough that I'm too fucked.
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Lots of Albanians here in Switerland right now worrying about their families because Albania has closed it's border also for us

I have a 10 hour car trip with my parents ahead of me. Both are coughing and insist it is just a cold. On a scale from 0 to fucked, how fucked am i? I am 20 and white.

US, China is way weaker than people think.

Forgive me padre, I have less than 1k rounds in .45acp. I’m good on other common calibers but not .45

>tfw I'm still alive

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>for the goat fucker who called me a kike

A totalitarian aspirant to superpower status, China, with a long-time satelite state, North Korea, whose only value is tactical, to taunt the only superpower rival, with whom you also have a economic death-embrace, the United States.

An unpredictable president is elected in the US. The client state, also dangerously and recklessly nuclear, whose leadership regime is inbred and dangerously unstable to begin with, goes completely insane. They try the usual gamesmanship, fake negotiations, appeasment getures with no follow through, etc. The usual. But the new US president gives zero fucks.

China needs the US. The US needs China. Nobody needs North Korea. With loyalties and rational actions out the window due to existential paranoia and zero-sum resource scarcity, the fact on the ground for China is that Kim can stow a nuke in the bed of a pickup truck and drive it over the porous border with China easier than he can put one on the top of a inoperative intercontinental ballistic missile. Same goes for South Korea, who would be defensless against such a strike.

The Kims have outlived their usefulness.

>old and sick
>and poor
>and crowded
>and dirty

>inland China
>near a bioresearch lab
>airborne
>invisible incubation

>Kung Flu is specifically designed to wipe the NK regime from the face of the Earth.

The collateral damage is limited to those who will be dead soon anyway, in countries with serious resource problems with pensions, insurance, welfare, and extraordinary care provision. Rhe recovery will address many systemic flaws in the world's response and surge capacity to future natural pandemics.

In exchange for this necessary and in the long run beneficial collateral damage, the world's worst risk for nuclear holocaust will be eradicated with no shots fired.

That's how you do conspiracy theories. It might even actually happen. Bonus side effect of a natural disaster. No more lunatic nukes.

>Except for Pakistan.

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Reminder: Trump is a nothingburgerfag who sat on his ass and did absolutely nothing to prevent this.

I would rather slit my wrists than fight for either of them desu senpai

We have no tanks.

It's going down in my state.

The stores are wiped.
The old folks homes and care centers are being shut down.
School, college closed for at least 3 weeks.
Everyone who can is working form home.

IT'S HAPPENING

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:(((((( chungus didn't like that
nobody liked that
heheheheheh thisll hold him
epic quote from THE big chungus

god bless the spaniards, as a portuguese man I commend you for your valiant pursuit of the top

Ok torero, let's see when you have almost 3000 cases and 200 deaths every day

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It's all fucking fucked mate, big time.

They are from Kosovo. No confirmed cases in Kosovo yet.

Finland could be worse than Norway and Sweden soon

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We will be siding with the jews, as we did in the last world war

Michigan user here-- Two of my aunts are sick, also one of my friends, and my boss came into work yesterday also sick. We also have a few confirmed cases in my state.

How fucked am I? My one aunt was sick for like 2 weeks and seems better now. And my friend was sick around the same time and also got better.

I warned everyone I knew back in January that Coronavirus was happening and nobody believed me.

>It's just the flu bro
>The flu kills many more people a year
>Remember bird flu and swine flu?
>This happens every year and nothing ever happens?

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ICU beds running out and the subsequent collapse of the healthcare system

this is why everybodys hellbent on prolonging the spread

This, as with every other western leader who had weeks of warning

Spain has reports 812 new cases of coronavirus and 24 new deaths, raising total to 3,958 cases and 91 dead
>Spain has reports 812 new cases of coronavirus and 24 new deaths, raising total to 3,958 cases and 91 dead
Spain has reports 812 new cases of coronavirus and 24 new deaths, raising total to 3,958 cases and 91 dead
>Spain has reports 812 new cases of coronavirus and 24 new deaths, raising total to 3,958 cases and 91 dead
Iran reports 1,289 new cases of coronavirus and 85 new deaths, raising total to 11,364 cases and 514 dead
>Iran reports 1,289 new cases of coronavirus and 85 new deaths, raising total to 11,364 cases and 514 dead
Iran reports 1,289 new cases of coronavirus and 85 new deaths, raising total to 11,364 cases and 514 dead
>Iran reports 1,289 new cases of coronavirus and 85 new deaths, raising total to 11,364 cases and 514 dead

I'm siding with /ourgirl/ for the total extinction of the human race.

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US duh. Fuck China and fuck chinks.

>US bans travel from Europe
>Doesn't ban Brits, which are instructed by brainlet Boris to just let it spread to as many people as possible
BRAVO

>5 MORE THREADS
5 MORE THREADS
>5 MORE THREADS
5 MORE THREADS
>5 MORE THREADS
5 MORE THREADS

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3 NEW IN LITHUANIA !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anyone else here a newly ex-Trump supporter who is baffled at how all the Trump supporters think this is a left-wing hoax to take down Trump?

just called off work, taking a cheap flight to miami. fuck it at this point

yes go down and buy all the beer and booze you can.

time to get comfy

Nigger people will start dying once the ICU units overflow.

if it does exist, then nobody will survive no matter how much you have prepared.
If you catch it, you should start making plans on the assumption that you only have a few months left to live.

I stopped defending Trump after April 2017

Death to Israel and let me suck on boob pls

Reminder to not go to federal agent-created honeypots.

that's now what was said

trump said the media's coverage is hoax tier

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Thread 2000 will be home to a big happening mark my words

Pretty sure they are activated.

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>coronavirus cases in indonesia
>69

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Why contain it.

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Stay safe Michigan bro’s, spread this to your loved ones

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It's like a veil has been lifted. All these "leftist" Asian countries are handling this virus properly, while also being more advanced.

this but unironically

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When you don’t have where to put the dead bc crematories are backed up.

Shitskins from the third world are truly mental deficients, they really think that they are immune to this highly infectious virus because they have low numbers in cases. They don't realize that the official numbers are not the real numbers, that they don't have the means to test the population, the virus is already in every continent, almost every country have cases and the high numbers are in first world countries because they have the means to test their populations. These retards doesn't realize that where millions will die is in Africa and Asia.

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You are a stupid roach for believing Yas Forums. The virus barely kills sick old people, in other words "a hamburger made of nothing.

I don't have much to live for anyway. My parents are far far away from Istanbul so they should be good for a while.

thanks for admitting albania is a shithole
not that we did not know that in the first place

source?

PKN Orlen (Polish oil refiner and petrol retailer) started to produce disinfectants.

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> how all the Trump supporters think this is a left-wing hoax to take down Trump
Except for the left wing (it's the deep state) and hoax (it isn't) they aren't wrong

I'm not referring to that. I was listening to conservative talk radio yesterday and this seems to be the prevailing narrative.

>This is just another conspiracy to take down Trump! This virus is nothing! It's just the flu! They're ruining the stock market just to get Trump!!!!!1

They think the world revolves around them and their cult leader. Of course everything is a plot to take down Trump.

thats my plan after work, 2-3 cases of beer and a big bottle of black velvet.

Okay japanons enlighten me, what's the situation over there? Are they still trying to salvage the Olympics? Are people panic buying? What does 2ch say?

I got sent home today because I got the sniffles and a sore throat.
How much time do I have left?

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This is an odd coincidence ...

Safety concerns at a prominent military germ lab have led the government to shut down research involving dangerous microbes like the Ebola virus.

“Research is currently on hold,” the United States Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases, in Fort Detrick, Md., said in a statement on Friday. The shutdown is likely to last months, Caree Vander Linden, a spokeswoman, said in an interview.

The statement said the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention decided to issue a “cease and desist order” last month to halt the research at Fort Detrick because the center did not have “sufficient systems in place to decontaminate wastewater” from its highest-security labs.

But there has been no threat to public health, no injuries to employees and no leaks of dangerous material outside the laboratory, Ms. Vander Linden said.
In the statement, the C.D.C. cited “national security reasons” as the rationale for not releasing information about its decision.

The institute is a biodefense center that studies germs and toxins that could be used to threaten the military or public health, and also investigates disease outbreaks. It carries out research projects for government agencies, universities and drug companies, which pay for the work. It has about 900 employees.

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mfw every chain in my work stopped working but boss still too stubborn gonna call ik sick for my free 14!days over the weekend

Wait... what happened to the >ALBANIA 0 CASES ?

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>BOATS AND HOES
BOATS AND HOES
>BOATS AND HOES
BOATS AND HOES
>BOATS AND HOES
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>BOATS AND HOES
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>BOATS AND HOES
BOATS AND HOES
>BOATS AND HOES
BOATS AND HOES
>BOATS AND HOES
BOATS AND HOES

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no you faggot its a translucent burger

At this rate, will happen soon
Madrid is beyond saving, let's hope some of us make it out alive and without infecting ourselves
I pray to Corona every day to get her blessings

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Warsaw 2 hours ago

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The (((globalists))) did this

Estimated production ~2,5 million liters this month

Also be aware that even if your country chooses the light, there will always be Communist vermin among you that will side with the insects.
Its up to you to exterminate them.

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if theres one thing the spanish know, it's how to spread disease

Okay nigger, hit me up when you catch the gift and have to be quarantined.

God bless the spanish inquisition

From what my german grandma told me from the time during WWII:

>hyperinflation
>jobless count skyrockets
>curfews and military in the streets
>police brutality
>corruption
>food rationing
>black market for things like bread, rice, potatos
>you start to recieve news of friends and family members dying
>martial law gets declared
>you can be hanged for trying to steal a loaf of bread

Yeah Yas Forums this racewar thing surely sounds adventurous and exciting

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Frog news: gathering of more than 100 people are BANNED

>When The 5000 Ceiling Breaks It Will Break Hard
watching you alarmist faggots freak out over a flu that’s killed less than 5k people worldwide reminds me that you brainlet niggers are basically r*ddit now. You can return to your panicked shrieking now queers

G-Guys.. this doesn't look well, some regions don't even have recovered poeple

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That can't be Warsaw, where are the S-K-Y-S-C-R-A-P-E-R-S ?

I'm planning on drawing Corona-chan in MSPaint

>was meant to be going to Belgium next week to bang a qt

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nice source

If you say that it's a "chinese virus" then you are racist now. You'll see, give just a little more time for Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and all this shit, start banning everyone for saying this. It'll be just like the NPC meme.

Dis gon b gud lol

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I’m not worried about the virus. I’m more concerned that my legs keep growing and it really hurts my knees. I can’t tell you just how much I hate knee grows.

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Exactly one year to the day of the NZ happening, Yas Forums will likely peak again and maybe even top that event.
But this time it's all of us getting killed instead.

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I hope you get AIDS, degenerate.

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-austria/austria-closing-schools-over-coronavirus-as-border-checks-take-effect-idUSKBN20Y2YC

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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE HELP US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LIFE'S NOT WORTH LIVING IF OUR IDOLS DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE CONVIRUS STOP DEPLETING OUR FUNDS.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not in all federal clays. NRW, of all things, the most contaminated clay has schools still open.

>mfw the spanish flu originated in chyna

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won't be in my shithole

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plvs vltra

Well, can't doubt those digits. Corona-chan shall bless me with her gift, and i shall accept it. This is the end for me. It's been an honour to witness this happening with you, lads. I'll see you all in Valhalla.

Huang pointed out that the cannabis vape industry is at its core a hardware business, and nearly all vaporizers, vape cartridges and batteries are manufactured in China.

mjbizdaily.com/how-coronavirus-in-china-disrupts-the-cannabis-vape-hardware-supply-chain/

That happens all the time across the US.
eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/05/29/some-recent-us-lab-incidents/25258237/

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Checked

Death to America
Death to Israel
Siding with Corona-chan and rooting for destruction of both slant-eyed niggers and niggers with mutilated dicks.

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panic and do everything you can to not go it thrives in confined spaces

>m-more people die!
Cope. This is the peak. Grauntee Italy posts same numbers as yesterday.
>muh limited testing capabilities!
Again, cope more.

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I'm prepped
My family is prepped

Who else here is comfy & prepped?

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>Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.
so basically normal albania

Dem trips

Also I c whut u did thar

checked

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So is now a good time to shoot at niggers on the street from my car?

ONG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

155 cases
schools are open and ''it's useless and insane to have food for more than 3 days'' as people are panic buying shit

fuck this clown show and good that I prepped since january

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Good morning my friends. Here's to a wonderful Friday the 13th full of ridiculous happenings and apocalyptic scenarios!

88/14 fucked

GET IN THE BUNKER!!!!

>less threads than years since jesus walked the earth

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I'm sorry, but how is this any different from normal in Albania?

The Chinese version of events is credible, /pol needs to given it a fair hearing

You are silly.

You think you'll be safe from this world killer.

That's cute.

WHAT ABOUT THE REINFECTIONS
PEOPLE GET REINFECTED WITH EVEN WORSE SYMPTOMS EVEN IF THEY'RE YOUNG

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My university probably will be closed next week. Also I took some photos at the shop. That's incredible.

Mega world coalition to nuke every city and medium village in China

>inb4 corona cripples every major country except Russia

>HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
>HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
>HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
>HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON
HAPPENING IN CAMBERWELL, LONDON

OLD BLACK MAN JUST COLLAPSED, PEOPLE RAN TO HIM TO HELP HIM, BROUGHT HIM TEA, PARAMEDICS ARRIVED AND NOW ANOTHER AMBULANCE AND POLICE

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Literally nothing has changed here
Going to the pub later

Maybe the gov. will stop some sport events by the end of the month but seems were just riding this one out

lmao bong is buying what the Skynews is peddling.

Subburbs

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>mfw prepped but sent home because showing symptoms

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> Still 0 deaths
Whats the hold up Corona-chan?

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WWIII can be a 3-way.

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A couple of more weeks, just before martial law

I hope you all die.

Looks like Enver wasn't as paranoid as we thought, better get to those 700k bunkers

"it's great meeting famous people all around the world. The Canadian PM's wife is pretty famous but Tom Hanks is the most famous person I have met so far. Tom Hanks would not give me an autograph for some reason but is a very sweet person. I liked Mr Hanks in Forrest Gump most, box of chocolates, so funny." - Corona Chan

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Hahahah some albaniafag was posting how based they were with no infections couple of days back

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>still no exact date of birth + name + Christian name + maiden name + GPS location of a dead person
yea it's nothing

my county has closed them and thats all i care about

>NRW
nothing of value is lost.

In all seriousness however, half of the states did it, the rest will follow suit next week i think

There's no bunkers here, it was a communist PsyOP.

Agreed especially because the chinks themselves debunked the zoonotic/wet market story where they could have easily gone with it.
They never believed it.

25 more threads.

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Good God! That's massive!

>ugh im feeling sick *coof coof*
>Let me just stop by Hobby Lobby to get that new RC car and model set I've been wanting
>I've got some time for tap dancing too!
>Oh look a hockey game, I'll take one ticket please!
>Wow I'm hungry after that, how about some Burger King
>Time to fly home and visit my parents!
>*coof coof*

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Fake country.

While Corona-Chan will make life hard for some time, there will be positive benefits. People will remember humility and humbleness when they realize they are not invulnerable, probably in the middle of their 3,000th coof. Promiscuity will be reduced as people will not want to get sick from others in an immediate tangible way that HIV doesn’t have. Smokes will hopefully quit. People will learn to come to God again after dealing with the loss of their elders, which is heartbreaking. At the end of it all, I pray people learn to love and care for another again in this fragile existence.

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Oh shid im fugged :DDDDDDDDDDD

well trump just fucked EU/USA relations

No sure if I should go to work today... I'll probably be on a cash register for most of it.

Rude baka

There are cases in Russia, but all of them were literally sent to Siberia.

SO the virus is like aids, makes you weak then fucks your lungs up
your lungs fill up until it manifests itself then it's too late, but isn't there a way to tell if your lungs are filling up? like taking deep breath, doing cardio or other?

Nobody. Fuck americans and fuck chinks.

ARE WE ALL DED YET,??????

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Corona wont get me

based this

Enjoy those beans, friend.

they'll also start raging because the foodstamps card wont work

ITS JUST A COINCIDENCE MERKAL VISITED WUHAN IN SEPTEMBER GOY

xinhuanet.com/english/2019-09/08/c_138374216.htm

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Chad af.

ass implants
god i wish this were true

The hold breath for 10, 20 seconds test
Oximeters

you're ded my friend

>''it's useless and insane to have food for more than 3 days

our government urged every household last year to prep for ten to 14 days or more and still people get ridiculed...by politicians

clown world indeed

It will be okay, here take my cock in your mouth

>tap dancing too!
The tap room is a bar

>33 infected and 1 dead in Albania
Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.
>33 infected and 1 dead in Albania
Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.
>33 infected and 1 dead in Albania
Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.
>33 infected and 1 dead in Albania
Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.
>33 infected and 1 dead in Albania
Military curfew, no cars allowed, everything on hold.

Soon the same situation will be in your shitholes too lel

Ded

I'm glad I don't live in a city.

you have a cold, retard.

did I get banned yet?

come back and finish what you started with the spics

prepping's for fags

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In 30h.

I'm rooting for maximum death toll on both sides and total mutual annihilation

It's not fair to our western friends. Every russian if he/she is not completely retarded have stockpile of food and goods for 1 year.
How good is your prep? Do you have at least one gun? Friends that will help you in case of post-apocalyptic future?

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>33

Thats the neo-German fighting spirit.

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>Bulgaria declares state of emergency over corona-can

Huge queues in supermarkets, security lets 2-3 people in and are only allowed to use shopping baskets, shopping carts are locked.

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>limit social contact
Going to the store less often and buying more at the same time is not considered limiting social contact?

How long are your food supplies going to last you? I only have three weeks, 1 month tops, and I am freaking out.

I'll be farting corona the rest of the month

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But da stockerinos are all in the green. You have to buy, Goy! Buy NOOOOOOOW. BUY HIGH, SELL LOW!

Sauce on this semen demon?
Also checked and cofirmed

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ok i held for 60 seconds

Merkel outfits are Maoist in inspiration

Calm down albozerg, dontcha have bunkers to sit it out in?

I really appreciate your continual posting of best girl throughout these threads

I'm dying user, show some respect

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If help is being given, why would they seize your shit?

I would fight only for my family or the great European Union if necessary, not for literal subhumans like you or the chinese dogs.

Power through. John Campbell summarized a study on vitamin D3. If you're deficient it lowers the chance of a viral (or bacterial) of the lungs by 70%

Communism is a far more serious threat than Christianity, so I will side with the US like how Mamluks sided with the Knights in the Crusade when the Mongols came knocking.

>Sauce on this semen demon?
Fuck right off, you retarded newfag.

I hope you’ll be joining me comrade

keep talking like that you\ll get raped faggot

Well, if you say so

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one week with healthy stuff
two weeks frozen stuff
three weeks with durables

could be better, but as a family of four its okay i guess

I HAD TO TAKE A PISS AND MY PISS DRIBBLE LANDED ON THE FLOOR, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN BUT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>South Korea already past the worst of it and came out fine

Its not your time yet anons

My man

Saga of Tanya the Duckface.

Not that much, 3-4 months. No gun, but I have frens

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friendly reminder to wear double disposable latex gloves (or anything more potent) while going outside.

And then one boomer who was at that metro station will pabic, run to Tesco to prep, infect a ton of normies who will make grill this week because it's finally warm enough, and by Monday half of the city will be infected.
Absolutely based.

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>the great European Union
Wow nigger really?

>health workers don't have enough PPE
>the government is "discussing" and "thinking about" actions to take
>"too early to take action now"
>the head of THL is sniffling and sweating during the press conference
the situation will get hilarious here very soon

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real coronachan pic

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Someone send me to Antarctica

>www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3074988/coronavirus-some-recovered-patients-may-have
Don’t get this disease

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>Semen Demon
Thats a man in a girls body user

got a solid 3 months can ration to 4

South Korean cases are rising again m8

Are mudslimes still going to mosques? I hope so.

Any italybros in here right now? If so let us know how shit is there

What's with all the politicians , celebrities and sports stars getting coronachan?