America is collapsing general
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Kill yourself first then faggot
Everyone's gonna feel pretty stupid in a couple weeks when there's plenty of toilet paper again.
>collapsing
KYS you faggot NOTHING IS EVER HAPPENING !
Atleast we post the in store prices.
Thats why leaf faggot is getting his family raked, as we speak.
Bring it on. Accelerate the hate. Stoke more panic. Cause the entire system to collapse globally.
Its literally the only way to hurt (((them))) without full-scale war and revolution.
The TP is just the canary. The contagion has moved to all paper products now as the paper towels and basically anything you can wipe a butt with and throw away are gone.
Fucking animals.
Bread in this country is fucking poison. Fucking idiots.
Wow, I sure am glad capitalist countries don't have the problems of "socialist" countries! This has never happened before, and it's not happening now!
America ain't collapsing, just supply chains are overworked and inefficient.
t. 15+ year Walmart associate
——- Groceryjew Detected ——-
Threadly reminder that these posts have been disproven many times before. This faggot, aka groceryjew, started posting these on Yas Forums as "Canada Is Collapsing" threads and has moved on to pretending to make "election" or "politics" threads, and posting this bullshit on /ck/ to avoid this copypasta, but it's the same proxyfagging nutjob.
The lying kike has rudimentary knowledge of proxyfagging and bumps his own threads with a variety of proxies from Canada, the US, and the UK especially. If you pay attention to the diction/posting style/CAPS you can easily see they are the same person, varying between 2-3 posting styles, and doing upwards of 50 posts each thread to keep it bumped. He often deflects his true origin by (((accidentally)) outing himself as a Pole, but he’s really an Americanized Jew.
He’s likely under the employ of the Kinsella consulting group, hired by the conservatives to discredit the PPC and divert attention from the Jewish influence in Canada.
In order to maintain the illusion that Canada has high food prices, he posts prices from remote communities like Nunavut where food has to be flown in/expensive certified organic brands no one buys/food in kgs to obfuscate the price since most Americans are too dumb to understand metric.
If anyone is actually curious if there is an issue with food prices in Canada, go to literally any forum online with Canadians and ask them if they struggle with their food bill. It’s that simple. We pay a bit more than the US does, like we do for everything, but it is on par with other commonwealth nations like Australia.
This is pasta and and the poster will not be sticking around for replies. I invite fellow leafs to copypasta this to all this nutjobs threads, and don't forget to sage; the proxyfagging becomes really obvious when he has to scramble to bump his threads. Redditspacing is intentional and done for maximum exposure and clarity
Everyone who is not Australian and hoarding toilet paper is a fucking moron. They are the only ones with a legit supply chain issue. Maybe the UK too now not sure
Aint it something user? Just the smallest tap and the whole thing starts crumbling.
Just imagine what'll happen once the powers that be pull the rug.
based fat stacy
>/AIC/
Sweet justice
>tfw bought 25lbs of flour yesterday
only did it because it was literally $.50 more than a 10 lb bag. i guess i can make my own bread or just eat hardtack
America's been collapsing for decades.
when i went to ralphs earlier paper towels and rice were fucking gone
I am note sure whats more of a plague. the virus or h*mans?
In a few months Zoomers are going to learn the fun of TP-ing neighbors' trees.
Honestly, this is what burgers deserve for creating another piece of rightwing propaganda out of whole cloth.
Definitely humans. At this point, viruses are cures.
Nah. Entire country-sized forests are being leveled in America as we speak to produce more TP
>Just imagine what'll happen once the powers that be pull the rug.
Yeah, martial law is gonna be a hell of a time.
America's economy has been on life support for decades.
It just happens.
The shit we got up to in the efforts of entertaining ourselves before the internet existed.
>horde of muslims
This must be in Deerborn
>gf calls me tells me stores are almost empty of shit
>sit at home with like half a bag of toast, some sausages and cheese left in the fridge
meh i'll be fine
>t. Mohammad Chang Draganov
OP are you underage or do you live in a non-hurricane prone area? This is nothing new. Media overblows something and retarded preppers buy up tons of goods they never need.
You wish commie faggot!
This whole entire thing is such obvious fear mongering with Tom Hanks' insertion into the middle of it all the worst of MANY giveaways as Hanks is, outside of maybe Spielberg, THE most infamous child rapist/satanist in Hollywood and he absolutely would be used in this capacity to make the threat real to the moronic housewives, etc..
THIS IS ALMOST ENTIRELY BULLSHIT!! The "happening" is the panic the media, etc. are causing NOT this piddly virus.
Seethe faggots. Seethe. You’ve lost everything, and your Bernie is finished. Now make slide posts about how you hate America until your life gets better. Don’t forget; you’re here forever
Fuck off shill
Take your medicine, fatty.
but i thought capitalism had bread?
Ahh a true slav knows how to live end of month, all month.
It's the muzzies in Michigan for sure. They're basically jew-lite in Dearborn.
They're buying up the paper products to resell at a massive markup in their shitty convenience stores.
Remember this MI user when they try to pretend they're innocent and just want to live in America.
They see us just as jews see us.
Cattle to be milked.
They just can't control banks because usury is illegal in Islam.
So they jew people by hoarding necessities and marking up the price.
>buy a 24-roll pack sometime last year
>use up a roll about every month or so
>still have 13 rolls in the closet and 4 rolls sitting on top of toilets for easy reach
>mfw
Do you get fired if you press the 'Very Unhappy' button?
Location? Because in Broward county FL it’s business as usual. Shelves are stocked and everyone is going on as normal.
Good
Can't have bread lines if you don't have any bread.
The average human IQ especially in herds is utterly low. Why the fuck are you hording TP? I don't get it.
Found the wizard.
some reddit salt about not prepping and going to the store and seeing an empty shelf
Oh I don't know. China has always acted like a fucking weirdo but welding and chaining people into buildings, or dumping piles of asphalt against exterior doors is a little bizarre, even for China. And the Goldsteins of the world, giving up their shekels shutting down the NBA.
because everyone else is and people are worried someone will hoard it all and they wont have any, so they must try to hoard instead
This whole thing is psychological and could be handled apropriately with correct government propaganda intervention. But the west can only make propaganda about how great the west is and get people to buy things, it has no idea how to actually use it effectively to manipulate the public in other ways.
my only regret is that I have no milk
Disgusting Muslims, where is that? Cologne, Hamburg, Berlin?
Chinks chinking
There's shittons of surplus so just buy on Monday (I don't recomend tomorrow because there will be panic buying again). The only things you should be worried about is potatoes and fresh vegetables. If you have a garden, plant these. Everything else is fine.
Chinkland, commonly known as Australia.
this explains it
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user... do u live in a basement?
The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
Nice bookmark.
>some reddit salt about not prepping and going to the store and seeing an empty shelf
Thanks, I enjoyed it.
>1 roll per day
Nigger what the fuck do you eat? Laxatives?
Holy shit no.
This is why I welcome the plague
Daily reminder that the only thing more subhuman than Islam is being a grown adult who literally plays with your shit and thinks they are making a statement.
I have no incentive to rock the company boat, so I choose the best option to not have a situation where management is forced to have a courageous conversation with me and to see where the problems lie (I'd be there all goddamn day). No. There's work to be done. I'm already working 5-7 hours for free on a weekly basis.
Women.
>1 roll per day
What the fuck are you talking about sperg. Are you a massive fat person with Crohns shitting 15 times a day? Otherwise you’re a retarded faggot
RIGHT-WING DISINFECTING SQUAD
Who knows, they're everywhere now.
Down with Babylon! Down with Sodom! Down with Gomorrah!
I live in a big bouse in the middle of nowhere on a mountain ! But I still need to go to work monday and nobobdy is dying! No fights ! No raiding ! No nothing !!!
We'll make doubly sure your organized crime country gets taken out.
Joke's on the hoarders. When I run out of food I won't need to shit.
>Baby gets caught up in it.
Disgusting people
haha yeah brotha, fuck those damns mutts, hope they all die in the mass panics for TP for bunghole.
Why toliet paper? Is it just cattle following cattle or is there any logic to it?
Meanwhile the adults here who don't live with mommy and do their own shopping realize this is all bullshit. Yeah, I saw some empty shelves in the supermarket this week because they were moving product to different isles, the shit happens all the time.
America has already collapsed for you if you've been waging at Walmart for 15 years
"Associate". This is fucking mobster-speak. Also, you're our resident Wal-Mart poster huh?
Are you projecting?
A face so ugly it distracts from the tits
No, I don't have corona yet. You'll be the first to know.
Your thread should instead be called
/FUD/
/GBL/ (gay bunker larp)
/AAAAAA/
/BoringLifeMediaFlu/
/GlownigGeneral/
/AlarmistGeneral/
I got more, but it's in the options field
>buying bread that will mold in two weeks
Thanks Beavis.
>I live in a big bouse in the middle of nowhere on a mountain !
Truly living the dream
Ordered a euro ass sprinkler with built in soap mixer and drying fan off amazon, works great and my ass is clean.
I saw too many people I know get burned in 2008. Unlike them, I dont have anyone to move back home with to support me. And people wonder why I dont apply myself.
>not owning a freezer
I already have it you faggot! IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING YOU FAGGOT!
That shit has more ingredients than there are grains of sand on my local beach. Shit's good for a month or more. Or they can freeze it? Either way it's fucking poison anyway.
It's Sam-speak. Have you not read Made In America by Sam Walton? Yes. It's me. What's going on, lilman?
On behalf of the European Union, I thank you for purchasing the Euro Ass Sprinkler™.