/cvg/ corona virus general #1994

What's gonna be the likely situation in Colombia? There hasn't been any updates since the 9 cases reported and my university is still saying to go, is it likely to get worse in 2 to 4 weeks? Should I stay home? What do I do? Do I start prepping?

it's just a flu, bro
youtube.com/watch?v=g_UNvtM9bpY

WE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIEEE

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Trump = Gorbachev

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A totalitarian aspirant to superpower status, China, with a long-time satelite state, North Korea, whose only value is tactical, to taunt the only superpower rival, with whom you also have a economic death-embrace, the United States.

An unpredictable president is elected in the US. The client state, also dangerously and recklessly nuclear, whose leadership regime is inbred and dangerously unstable to begin with, goes completely insane. They try the usual gamesmanship, fake negotiations, appeasment getures with no follow through, etc. The usual. But the new US president gives zero fucks.

China needs the US. The US needs China. Nobody needs North Korea. With loyalties and rational actions out the window due to existential paranoia and zero-sum resource scarcity, the fact on the ground for China is that Kim can stow a nuke in the bed of a pickup truck and drive it over the porous border with China easier than he can put one on the top of a inoperative intercontinental ballistic missile. Same goes for South Korea, who would be defensless against such a strike.

The Kims have outlived their usefulness.

>old and sick
>and poor
>and crowded
>and dirty

>inland China
>near a bioresearch lab
>airborne
>invisible incubation

>Kung Flu is specifically designed to wipe the NK regime from the face of the Earth.

The collateral damage is limited to those who will be dead soon anyway, in countries with serious resource problems with pensions, insurance, welfare, and extraordinary care provision. Rhe recovery will address many systemic flaws in the world's response and surge capacity to future natural pandemics.

In exchange for this necessary and in the long run beneficial collateral damage, the world's worst risk for nuclear holocaust will be eradicated with no shots fired.

That's how you do conspiracy theories. It might even actually happen. Bonus side effect of a natural disaster. No more lunatic nukes.

>Except for Pakistan.

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>the PM's wife has the Coronavirus
Bet he wished he quarantined the Toronto cases now

low quality but there's plenty of 3rd worlders and mouth breathers here so enjoy your (You)s

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America will hit 2000 cases by this evening, we're gonna be at ~10k by the 23rd.

I signed up to flucamp to get infected with corona chan for vaccine trials. Still waiting for the phone call but the sent me a text desu.

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Daaaaaaamnnnnn

>our civilsation
>looks at flag
uhm I have bad and good news for you

>thread theme
youtu.be/ffk3bgMrs_I

Breaking News: Dr. Boomer released his newest video.

youtube.com/user/Campbellteaching/videos

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Kek, what a Chad.

What's gonna be the likely situation in Colombia? There hasn't been any updates since the 9 cases reported and my university is still saying to go, is it likely to get worse in 2 to 4 weeks? Should I stay home? What do I do? Do I start prepping? I'm worried for my father.

basado

>already 3 infected children in Bulgaria
I wonder if those videos from China were legit and they really did cremate kids?

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But i thought Biden was supposed to be some Brezhnev tier geriatric

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God, I wish this was true.

Shitskins from the third world are truly mental deficients, they really think that they are immune to this highly infectious virus because they have low numbers in cases. They don't realize that the official numbers are not the real numbers, that they don't have the means to test the population, the virus is already in every continent, almost every country have cases and the high numbers are in first world countries because they have the means to test their populations. These retards doesn't realize that where millions will die is in Africa and Asia.

>Ontario shuts down elementary schools but not universities
FFS I just want to get out of class.

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Madrid Ia going to become Lombardy 2: Wuhan Bogaloo

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Had a terrible cough and other "flu-like" symptoms around late december to early january. Coughed up stuff that was nearly blue and couldn't sleep because of a dry cough. Also got the drowning sensation a bit.

SWEDEN HAS STOPPED COUNTING SICK PEOPLE AAAAAAAA

I quit my job and prepped 2 weeks ago. The USA is going to get fucked up over the next month.
I think you should expect Colombia to end up no better than Italy or Iran.

WHERES THE FUCKING WEBMS AND VIDEOS FROM DYING PEOPLE IN ITALY
WHERES THE SHITTY CHAOS IN NEW YORK
THEYRE SUPPRESSING IT

Luck to you brother

NO REFUNDS
t. your uni

>Trudeau's Wife tests positive for COVID-19
God I hope she coofed on that faggot, corona-chan is an absolute beast spare no one!

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>a few thousand dollars to get pricked with who knows what and probably suffer horribly and possibly die.
>that's all it takes for you to be a lab rat for some literally who B-team researchers

I dont know about that but this is WW-1 / WW-2 level event. There will be mass loss of human life and needless suffering.

KEKKED OUT LOUD

>There is no longer any need to test.
>If you have a cough or a fever, you probably have it.
>If you have a cough or a fever, staying home for 7 days will reduce the peak by 25%.
>Keeping the whole household home will reduce peak by 50%.
Honestly this is reassuring to me.
I've had a cough. I stayed home. This makes me think that I may have been lucky and that I had coronavirus already and only faced mild symptoms.

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JUST A FEW MORE THREADS BEFORE THE BIG MILESTONE

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Ausfag doctor here who is working in a corona virus clinic at his hospital. Ask me anything cunts.

If you're young, then there's not a big risk.
4k pounds was it?

where is the country list?

>Dr.Boomer
kek

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>3 million people in the UK over age of 80
>5 million between 70-79
>7 million between 60-69
minimum 1.1 million dead according to these numbers assuming all critical cases receive medical care

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källa på den tack

Coronavirus is just fake news. No-one has actually died of corona.

WE 5000+ DEATHS NOW

It’s satisfying seeing everyone who called me crazy start to panic and realize they’re too late. One final petty victory before we all die.

jesus christ 10-14 more weeks of this

JIM I KNOW YOU'RE IN THESE THREADS YOU BETTER STREAM TODAY

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test

Doing God's work!

FUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WE ARE GOING TO DIE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Trump is next. He's dead by the end of next week.

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£3500 and 30 yo but I'm almost 10k in debt and no job so I need the money to buy crossbows and hazmat suit

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t. hans familj har röstat på S i 40 år och han litar på myndigheter som hjärntvättat honom att inte lita på information som får den svenska staten att se dålig ut

Back when numbers in China were slowing down and numbers everywhere else in the world weren't going up yet, I thought we won't get to #2000. I was wrong.

aftonbladet.se/nyheter/samhalle/a/70GQRV/nya-strategin--slutar-rakna-exakta-antalet-coronafall

''confirmed deaths''

5000+ was probably a reality before the virus left chinkland

It's 81 confirmed cases in India now
twitter.com/PTI_News/status/1238431597403070464?s=19

Where did you sign up at? I wouldn't mind dying and getting some quick cash.

I'm going to say this as someone who is broke
How badly do you really need the money?

literally me in early january, where in general do you live? north east for me

NUMBERS

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czechia closes borders on sunday

Did he ever finish Coldsteel Cruz?

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Guys I had pizza for first time in weeks last night.
I have explosive shits and feeling tired as fuck.
Did the greasy polak takeaway infect me?
Is this what the toilet paper is for?

You forgot about rapid mutation and antibody dependent enhancement.
You fucked yourself, bro.

Why is everyone letting this aside?
He's the chinese foreign ministry... and he's saying that the virus came from the USA.

twitter.com/zlj517/status/1238269193427906560

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Svenska staten kan suga min kuk. Tegnell gör ju inte ett skit för landet och tror fortfarande att detta är en ingentingburgare.

Ska kila iväg till affären strax. Tänker köpa upp exakt allt

At which number will countries quarantine parts of their country? I'm from the city the first infected popped up and I wonder when I'll get my paid vacation.