Don’t tell me

This. I'm more Yas Forums than 90% of the population here, and my province has very few guns. Stealing from these doughy motherfuckers would be easy.

Also great way to get infected.

Fuck you

Yes, line up for your serving of nigger chow.

>he never had a FEMA burger during Hurricane Rita in 2005
At least it was fun assisting with relief efforts as I was out of power at my place for 3 weeks. What the fuck else was I going to do? Get rocked in my trailer by the bull that escaped it's pen?

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The new towers of hope.

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I didn't, but that's because I chose the scavenger perk instead of the stockpile.
A much more flexible class choice.

>Armour potted meat
Patrician's choice

I'm ready.

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Good thing there's still time to prep you niggers. Cleaning supplies and toilet paper is out of the question. Maybe buy napkins to wipe your ass? But there's plenty of food left

I have a freezer full of meats. I plan on pillaging my neighbors for some delicious side dishes when it becomes appropriate

Nuggies!

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That’s a lot of preservatives.

Enjoy cancer, jewniggerfaggot!

Sage

>live like a Chad during normal times, never stocking up
>society collapses
>shoot virgin prepper and take his stuff

Pottery

i am

ill come and rob your ass user

You're not safe unless you're three days away from the nearest city. That's about as far as a desperate hungry person is willing to go on foot.

Buy a gun.

This. My pantry always looks like that and living 45 minutes to any store, i plan for a month at a time, also have sheep, fish, and pigs. My family of 8 will be fine.

>leaf can't handle the truth

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why would you buy a bunch of processed shit instead of staple foods/canned foods

Enjoy all the bpa that causes cancer, kidney failure etc. with all that tin cans.

Canned goods are sort of a waste of space. One can of soup is only 400 calories or something. The same volume of sugar is thousands of calories. If I actually cared to stock up, I would buy a bunch of whey protein, sugar, coconut oil, and multivitamins.

You need to have some diversity (in the food supplier).
Enjoy drinking protein shakes all day every day.

I didn’t. Because less than 5 thousand people have died, out of the 8 billion on the planet. Since I’m not a retarded faggot, I saw this was nothing and moved on. Now get back to your womanly-shrieking about ‘muh deadly pandemic’ you massive queers

I won't even notice the TP shortage.

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>1 roll of tp
>several packs of chicken nuggets
Dead in under a month after the collapse occurs especially if anyone gets wind of those nuggies; you won't be able to hold the marauding herds at back.

literal nigger tier logic.

>kool aid

What's wrong with you fatso?

Any traps want to come self isolate with me? Asians only.

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>living in a country where BPA is in the cans

Must be nice living in a third world country

I have food enough for a few months, but after the initial panic wave finishes hitting the stores from all the schools closing down like they did this week, you'll realize this wasn't even necessary. Food will still be plentiful and easy to come by. The only thing worth actually stocking up on was soap and sanitizer.

Anyone who thinks society will collapse is retarded.
There is always someone in charge. The closest country to actually having just anarchy is Somalia and even there, someones in charge, and then maybe on your street, someone else is in charge.

Its not you, your food belong to them.

All cans have plastic linings. Doesn't matter if it's BPA or some other plasticizer (some are even worse than BPA)

Which province has very few guns?

Ah me Amerricun-Chinee radyboi. I come stay rit u. Me cooky cooky and sucky sucky for foo and rearry strong man protrection

The USA has the advantage of overabundance of food.

A boog tip, to help with ammo conservation (especially for those stuck using a shotgun as a primary), aim for the genitals. As a quick look at Yas Forums will demonstrate, there are idiots right now planning on being raiders. To dissuade potential raiders, it is necessary to become something truly fearsome. While uncle Vlad did this by making a forest of impaled men to terrify a sultan and his forces, the modern shotgunner can achieve this legendary status with much less effort. Whether running 00, 1, 000, or 4 buckshot, or slugs, aiming for the groin will get the word spread fast that any seeking to relieve you of your supplies will do so at the cost of their genitals. It will also help you after the boog, as if it goes to trial you can point out that you intentionally avoided killing raiders. However, DURING the boog. You must shoot every raider you can in the nuts (or mound, in the case of female raiders.) Raider throws down his weapon and surrenders? Walk over and put a round of 00 buck in his crotch. Don't execute him. Leave him like that. A female raider seduces her way in to set you up? After you've creampied her and shot her allies, shotgun her pelvic region and drag her outside your apartment. Soon people will ask about the hobbling raiders they see clutching the remains of their privates and your legend will grow.

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God there is no amount of starvation that could make me want deenz.

most prepper stashes are pathetic. 2 cans a day, it would last you maybe a couple weeks

you better hope those fema trucks coming rolling in with that government cheddah

rate my breps

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$450 worth. Think I went overboard?

also not pictured is 100 lbs of rice and 40 tins of deenz

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Way ahead of you, OP.

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fuckin deenz man
canned fish in general is just great
t. just had kippers for the first time a few days ago

Nice high calorie density prep

Bend over then fag

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Can't go overboard if you'll have eaten your supplies before they expire.

Jesus you stocking up for diabetes and a stroke, too?

BPA is only one plasticizer, there are others which are just as bad or even worse. BPS, touted as the “BPA alternative” to lemmings such as yourself, is just as dangerous. There are many plasticizers in hard and soft plastic packaging, and most of your food is in it. Your ignorant ass thinks “BPA free” cans mean you can worry less about your exposure to plasticizers responsible for a multitude of changes in your body (neuronal changes, behavioral changes, increased risk for infertility, cancer, etc). You’re stuck in a poisonous echo chamber with no way out - the only way out is innawoods, and Denmark has none.

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To be honest I'm more worried about the mass hysteria than the disease itself. NHL and NBA cancelled, stores unable to stock toilet paper, not to mention the stock market collapsing. The generation that comes after zoomers is going to look back and think what a bunch of retards we all were.

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Rate me breb stash

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based and deenzpilled

Why, there are very few niggers around me. Most of my neighbors are brain dead anti gun liberals we panicked and filled their garages with supplies with no way of securing them. My close friends and family are all farmers ranchers, we all have military experience. Why waist money, especially when I still have a freezer fully of meet from hunting season and can garden goods from last year. Game is plentiful, seeds are already prepared for planting when weather turns. Finally I got a well stocked library of books I like and have been trying to find time to read.
Stocking up is something cityfags and lazy asses need to do.

I follow about 5 of those girls on twitter. Wash your hands first cutie.

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>trying to reason with a retarded underage prepper who likely lives in a non-disaster prone area
you're basically talking to a snowflake my man.

THAT'S MY NOSE GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!1