when I came here 17 years ago, and said I wanted to lead a campaign to have Britain lose it's prestige and become irrelevant on the international stage..you all laughed at me! youre not laughing now are youu!
The government wants companies to plan ahead for mass working at home, they know it takes time to ensure networks, VPNs etc. access are sorted and capable that's why you've had today Lloyds of London testing their WAR plans with half their staff working at home or at 3rd party sites.
>Tfw work in IT >Mfw director asks how easy it would be to provision 30 laptops and VPN access ready monday. Shame that I finish in 10 minutes and won't be in again till next week.
I work for a bank in change management and even with a change freeze being in place because the markets are so volatile they are still ensuring upgrades to our VPN appliances, MPLS WAN upgrades and other network stuff is being progressed 24/7 worldwide.
Being going like this since the start of February because I think in the next 2 weeks they will tell people to work from home.
My workplace has done literally fuck all to prepare and never will. I work in a large one-floor open office with at least 300 people. It would only take one person to infect everyone.
Cooper White
You mock him for changing his name, and the jew love is unfortunate, but anyone who stands to muslims gets a death warrant. You're either Ali yourself, or you're daft to the facts.
Blake Miller
flee with your family to italy or china to improve their chances of survival
Jose Brown
Yes I think this is scarily normal, gfs company where she is the office manager is the same, the directors haven only just started to take it seriously this week despite her and the HR team saying they need to start preparing since late January for the possibility.
Now she says their IT department can't order enough laptops as suppliers are out of stock and they don't have enough VPN licenses.
Carter Long
>scared of a death plague oh comon its not that bad
YUH AHREYT PAL I DENN KENN WAAT TAH DEH NOW PAL EF DE CORNER SHOPS CLOSE AYE I WAS AWA TO GET ME AH PEYNT A CIDER DERE WAS NOOOO MANN NAY WORKENG DE CUNT
Mate he's posted that image over 350 times (not joking). He's Romanian or some shit as well, so literally the bottom of the bucket when it comes to European genes kek
Cooper Moore
The thing is, the one with the nose ring is actually kinda hot
Why do they have to take them home? Do you give them a car and a home as well? Do you pay their bills? Give them internet? Or do you keep company property in the company building? How many laptops and thumbdrives were "lost" by MI employees in the past 20 years? I'd bet hundreds with top secret crap on them.
Christopher Sullivan
I am looking for a job any brit want to employ me?
Cooper Cox
>live in belfast >our government come sout to make a statement >our two first ministers say "schools are NOT closing now, but we are following london's advice to try deal with this" >go to bed >wake up >one of our ministers (British)has said "the shcools might close eventually but not now" >the other one (IRA) says "schools have to close NOW" >today is also the day of judgement for the massive RHI scandal that collapsed our government for 3 years
Right now there are border communities in NI with schools that have pupils from both here and the ROI. Some of them have been told to stay home, some haven't. Same with border workplaces. This place is a meme
I work in IT too, we spent the last week getting ready for the whole building of 100+ to work from home. Its been a nightmare because we are a post production house and 70 people work with graphics. We have spent £10k+ just to implement the systems and give everyone who needs one a laptop. More and more bushiness are shutting down. This time next week i won't be surprised if London is a ghost town.
Charles Sanders
funny how you don't deny it
Jack Rivera
Low on a bog roll, how's your rimming?
Ethan Cruz
Anyone want any updates?
Ryan Allen
That is a cool package design, I want it. Have not been able to taste any obscure bong snacks in years.
is it weird that this gif made me sad? like the poor lads where just enjoying a cuppa and then BOOM the look on the one on the lefts face was terrifying and he tried to reach out to the other one.
>working from home They are antisocial psychopaths. Go up and tell these HR dictators that Boris and his scientific advisers have decided it's best that everyone gets infected before the next winter. It's the herd immunity and all, innit. They are deliberately going against government policy to protect its people
