NOTHINGBURGER APOLOGY THREAD

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More people die from flue than Corona, very low chance of dying. But it will effect economically more and the panic will make it worse. And myself am preparing for a bad year all together in the stock market because of this virus. This is gonna have effects for months and months maybe years unfortunetly.

>guesstimate

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>less than 100 people died from the corona virus and they were all old and sick
Yeah...it’s a nothing burger , simp

>1,5 million
>of 327 million americans
>this is somehow a something-burger

nope.

Its still nothing. Coronothing has been eradicated in Zhongguo. The wh*tes will now die to their own propaganda. Western stock market collapsing. Soon will be the great humiliation of Meiguo. For ten thousand years the scholars will point and laugh at the west for their embarrassing and humiliating response. Sad!

You NPCs will never learn, will you?

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corona is a nothingburger
the hysteria is the happening

the genetic group immune to hiv and plague (the genetic group the world is trying to ‘copy’ to cure aids, cancer, etc via bone marrow transplants and gene editing) are also immune to this.

Man i dont know how people like you exist. You’d have to be moronic at this point to think this is no big deal.

The happening fags have been told its never gonna happen every step on the way on this one and proven morons like you wrong, and yet you persist.

If it wiped out basically the whole world you’d be like “yeah but Yas Forums is overreacting, it will never wipe out the final survivors, happeningfags btfo!”

big brain hot take right here

give me the name of 1 person who died from this virus. I don't want pictures or second hand stories I want 1 name of a person who has died.

And what makes you so sure of this? The hiv bit i can understand, as it has the hiv parts in it and china was engineering hiv proof babies

Albert Einstein.

Folks are gonna enjoy this.

The corona virus is actually sickness from 5g Internet and chemtrails.

>mfw early adopter

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Stanley Thompson

It’s easy to forget all the previous failed happenings. This one has just gotten more attention. I’m skeptical because so few people have died and we are months in at this point. The mass panic seems indicative, but there has been panic before over nothing.

Nope chang, its from china

Fake and gay fear psyop as usual. Only people at deaths door already are "dying" "because" of this "virus".

>Counterfeit debt dollar system
>They caused the great depression in which they RAISED interest rates
>Funded Hitler and USSR
>Fake the Holocaust
>Faked nukes and the cold war
>Faked the 60s counterculture
>Faked the "disease" AIDS
>Faked the Jihad threat
>Fake the Killer Bees threat
>Faked Y2K
>Faked Climate Change
>Faked the WMDs and Osama
>Pretended 2008 crisis was an accident
>Faked all the AR-15 shootings

When are you stupid Goy going to catch on?

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>when I say nothingburger, you say sorry

its nothing why do you need panic so badly what good panic do nigger?

>assuming 50% of Americans are infected, and 1% mortality
Kek, try 70% and 5% mortality for more fun numbers. Plus, we don’t know what mortality looks like when hospitals are flooded

based schizo china-apologist

This happening has already happened. You were btfo the moment it shut down china. Then again the moment it became a big deal in other countries, and then again and again.

If it fails to be absolute worst case scenario will you call this a failed happening? Moronic congitive failure

Take your meds

>climate change

take your meds cunt

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It's still a nothingburger

Its still a nothingburger.
Tell me when more people die from this than the flu.

Take your meds, schizo.

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>Source> Some tranny on Yas Forums

Still a Pasta al niente

>take your meds
Shill stock reply. Non-arguments.

I’m not saying it’s not a happening, but so far it doesn’t seem like the happening to end all happenings like you think it is.

>>climate change
>take your meds cunt

Are you claiming Climate Change is caused by humans?

fucking kek

Still a nothing burger.

>entirely novel to humans
This virus has been around for at least a 2,000 years.
STOP listening to lying media

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This virus has been hyped way out of proportion, it’s been in the US since at least January (first reported cases in Wuhan were October, therefore first infections were probably in September, and it’s honestly probably been global since late October or November) and there hasn’t been any serious issues that weren’t man made. Think about it, all the problems we are facing now are because people are panicking. There aren’t tons of people dying, there aren’t overwhelmed emergency systems (more than normal at least), and people are not even getting all that sick really. Even in Wuhan the vast majority of issues came from man made problems like panic and government intervention. This shit is being pushed so hard by the media in the west because now there are political implications to it. I think it fucks up certain ethnic groups but over all it doesn’t really effect most people, they are hesitant to say that though due to “muh racism”. You panickers are literally hurting people more than helping them, you are legitimately a bigger problem than the virus.

Shut up, bitch. Apologize to me RIGHT NOW.

Covid-19 is unique, coronavirus is a category

>New virus

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citation required

this isn't worth it. They're all npc retards who are going to have to literally have Trump go on TV and tell everyone they need to panic before they'll acknowledge it's anything. Even then, a large number of them will have to watch a family member die, or get it themselves, before they'll acknowledge it's not a psyop.
We deserve this plague.

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Americans are retarded by nature. They're denying people to test, boomers there don't care and everyone is fine. Natural selection will take place now.

>muh cough

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>people aren’t even showing symptoms
>infected rate is tens of times higher than is actually reported
>death rates stay normal
>”5% mortality guys!”
You’re so fucking retarded

Yeah, but they have to test it for a year

Tell me, how many previous "happenings" have actually happened?
Absolutely fucking none, that's how many.
We're still ~10% brown, there's no war, no Russians invading, Ebola and SARS came and went, storms and floods were a thing for a while but everyone lived through that.
Boomers lived through the cold war, acid rain that killed large amounts of plants and animals, fucking Chernobyl was said to destroy all life because of nuclear particles carried on the wind.
Ice caps were told to melt and flood us all, the ozone layer would be gone by now, we'd all roasted by the sun...

And after all that collective hype, guess what: We're all still here. Most of us are doing fine.
Some elderly are dying but still far less than they were in past times.
The only thing that has changed compared to hundreds of years ago is that we have the internet now, and the news, constantly reminding us of all the terrible shit that is happening, making us FEEL like we're gonna die.
But we're not, compared to the times we've already lived through, we are doing fucking excellent.
So go ahead and prep if you want, like I said, come summer we'll all have forgotten about this shit as well, except you since you'll have your mountain of prepping supplies to remind you of this very silly time.

this. a meme is shutting down civilization

>Covid-19 is unique
Hows that?
>Symptoms of original
Same
>Fatality rate
6x less than 1918 outbreak
Ya maybe it is unique.... Unique that it is less powerful?

I don't trust any source that says "Guesstimate"

>trusting kikes.
Kikes always sell snake oil during plagues, go pick up a book not written by a postmodern faggot.

Fuck off you demonrat niggerfaggot. This coronacircus is FAKE NEWS because you are fucking desperate and know that Trump WILL be reelected and you WILL cry for four more years. Stay mad libtard

>We're still ~10% brown
Need news?
We're under 10% white

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how did this one catch on? why such panic over this one but no real panic over H1N1 or MERS. there was a little panic over ebola, bird flu and swine flu, but not like this.

not even at 5k deaths globally, it was supposed to be the next black death

t. based department

I am sorry. I was wrong

0.5% lethality is nothingburger.
That was confirmed by the CDC as the projected lethality again this week.
Go by shit tickets like tge rest of the cattle.

Ok retard

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>Muh chink flu

Just because it's Chinese doesn't make it special. It's just a flu with a fancy name.

It's just a flu, bro.

This

I'm not scared that it's going to kill us, but we should prevent it from spreading.

>real viruses kill the entire planet in their sleep overnight, and anything less is nothing to worry about
I really hope this virus kills you, potatonigger. it's like none of you can conceptualize that this is more deadly to civilization, because it's less deadly to the individual and has high infectivity.

Show faces of dead people. Then we will see what burger it was.

>because it's less deadly to the individual and has high infectivity.
kinda like the cold

This. Fuck these faggot it's happening niggers !