/cvg/ Corona Virus General #1993

I am starting to actually hate the "just a flu!" people at this point.

If we had a proper response to this, this virus would be another near miss nobody gives a fuck about but thanks to these shitheads, we're in trouble.

I'll just leave it here again before I go back to work:

youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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COF COF NIGGERS

>long term lung, kidney, heart, and tescticular damage

>just get the virus bro HERD immunity bro llol

fpbp

More like designed to kill a majority of the European populace to let the brown hordes move in.

>Died: 4,990 (OLD)
We need a competent OP that can update the figures. Sorry OP.

What if smelly butt crack tho

what a coincidence
archive.is/JWX5d

If children aren't effected why they close the schools?

69 TOTAL CASES IN INDONESIA !!!
>69 TOTAL CASES IN INDONESIA !!!
69 TOTAL CASES IN INDONESIA !!!
>69 TOTAL CASES IN INDONESIA !!!

ONE ESCAPED
>ONE ESCAPED
ONE ESCAPED
>ONE ESCAPED

PANICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC !!!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody have an actual study that proves reinfection and it's higher lethality or is it just some faggot doomer meme?

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coofing coworker got annoyed when I told him to stand back another meter when looking at my screen
>uh user, that's no way of communicating
>I rather not talk at all than be so far away
You are never going to wear that cosmonaut outfit in a million years.
No one in here except literal spergs will be brave enough to even wear their half masks out in public.

you can check the count in the [LIVE]

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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superspreaders because no symptoms and link elderly, parents, friends, everyone

>it’s really finally happening

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That's stupid if I survive and inherit my parent's money I can just run train on immigrants and buy rental properties out from under them

BNO is slow now, anyone got s better site?

>President catalonia : close Madrid
>Catalonia close 70,000 town because corona
Fuck off, proxy

Someone post the Spanish audio with subs please.

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I just baked because nobody else did
Someone gay enough to have a pass should do it, im being raped by gorillion capchas

They are affected. They can get the virus they just aren’t dying from it.

AYY MY BIRTHYEAR THREAD NUMBER

BEEN HERE SINCE THE FIRST THREADS

FEELS LIKE AGES AGO

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Currently rewatching britbong series Utopia in the KinoBunker. very relevant rn. god bless you CoronaChan

It's a meme at this point like the leafposter in YLYL threads

yet.

A KID IN MY UNI GOT DIAGNOSED POSITIVE FOR CORONA FFFFUUUUUUUCKKKK

>Not having a pass in 2020
Kek
I also do not have one but just saying.

Guise, how do I fill up my new freezer with meats without taking half a dozen trips to store? When I look up "frozen meat" online it's all a bunch of stuff for dogs.

based texan, probably worth putting in the OP if there is room

why are they buying so much oil?

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WHAT RELIGION CAN HELP US?

Empty store in Latvia last night, right after govt. announced the banning of public gatherings of over 200 people and the cancellation of schools and all in class lectures.

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UK will be annihilated.

>They won't test you unless you have confirmed contact with a confirmed case.

>They won't confirm a case unless they test for it.

As you can see by the time a case is confirmed (if ever) it will have been spread to hundreds of others, if not thousands.

I'm willing to put money on hundreds of thousands of people having Corona right now in the UK.

There will be a lot of death. Not only from the illness but from the NHS being overwhelmed, this will happen within the next month.

Government thus far has been literally;

>Wash hands, nothing is closed, carry on

Symptomatic quarantines are only 7 days which is no where near enough.

It's Over

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You know it's kind of likely that at least one of Trump, Biden or Bernie will get fucked hard by this?

My feet hurt, my back hurts, I don't wanna go to work

remember boys to get lots of advice from pic related. You need steel plated defenses if you are living alone and have no one to watch. Pic related is good reading, make sure you make your house shitty looking as possible.

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OH NO IM COOFING

Once it's over we need to push the masses to hold chinks accoutable. Everyone already knows China is tge source so it shouldn't be too hard

I'm currently trying tp acquire an apocalypse gf. Wish me luck Yas Forumsros

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Christianism.

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>not having a dragon dildo
ngmi

Athiesm

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> empty
> still a lot of wine there

It's unbelievable how people are hoarding all the toilet paper.

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it spreads by the literal air coming out of their mouth, if you are fucked you're fucked. Doesn't matter how close they are to you since it covers an area of 4.5 metres over 3 days.

Hey! I was born in 1993

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>xir can't triforce
L M A O
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Video of an old lady with makeshift plastic bag gloves, this is obviously just panic still pretty funny

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Exactly the same with switzerland

Coronism

Anyone got the toiletpaper fort image for me?

to put on the pasta after you cook it, using EVOO is the best.

TP?

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>fatty acids are important for vitamin absorption
>oil lasts a long time and has a lot of calories
>frying anything makes it better, even the lamest canned beans

Be a good follower and Goddess Corona might spare you

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Well, at least we won't have to eat bugs.

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GARY

Here's a video of that exact same scenario, but from WUHAN to Chicago, back on Feb 2nd, when shit was really happening over there.
Good thing I don't live anywhere near Chicago.
Heh.

youtube.com/watch?v=0nbWIP_GAtk&t=944s

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China makes the toilet paper, it's not hoarding it's a shoretgage

What audio? i can translate it for u user

based and coofpilled hope she doesn't catch you at work

>Russia 34 (population: 146M)
>Belarus 27 (population: 9.4M)
Hm...

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They are affected retard

WHY IS IT HAPPENING?
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT!

accidentally posted in old bread
>pol asks for a happening for years
>try to meme happenings into happening
>finally get one
>g-guys i dont like this anymore

fuck all of you
i hope society collapses by the end of summer

>Once it's over we need to push the masses to hold chinks accoutable. Everyone already knows China is tge source so it shouldn't be too hard

Actually I'm thinking the real SHTF when we and some of are allies declare chinks fucking bioweapened the world and we start nuking those fuckers

kek what if the stores dont restock after this. fucked supply lines. quarantines everywhere. hmmm. normies are gonna norm, and niggers gonna chimp

my financial aid hasn't come yet and it's been two fucking weeks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can Bill Mitchell shut the fuck up? I hate that retarded boomer

Are the measures Europe countries are taking right now enough and will this become a nothingburger? Or are we all heading towards Italy numbers?

>it's over
Esteemed gentleman, the happening has only just begun

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Gary, never leave us

Coronism.

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If she will I hope I'll be worthy host

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who actually makes pepes

Not confirmed if this is here but this image has also been floating around

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Lmao jfc
Full of people
0 protection

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>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+

THIS WAS TAKEN IN CROATIA JUST NOW WHAT THE FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Unholy.

People overuse toilet paper because it's cheap.
Thus they believe it's something they absolutely need for hygiene.
Rather than learn how to use it sparingly, they'd rather just hoard it.

Most people I know would be able to use their existing reserves for a year if they didn't use it like retards.

Bad pasta is bad

You are old enough to feel Corona-chan's grace in the ICU soon.

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Went to my local tesco with the GF in P3 masks, gloves and goggles. Self isolating as I have a coof and terrible breathing. PHE aren't interested in testing me and my gp appointment is cancelled. And to think I have a govt job. Been good shit posting, lads. Time to fuck until the world ends