>Hi boss, can I work from home tomorrow?
>Sorry user, you'll have to come in as we need you here for the client meeting and government guideline is to keep going to work
>mfw
Are anyone else's employers sitting around doing nothing?
Everyone's coughing around me ffs.
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I already work from home every Friday
protip: it's boring as fuck
Jokes on you niggers, I'm a graphic designer so I'm just going to draw hentai during the entire quarantine
Spread corona everywhere out of spite if you catch it.
Just so u know its mostly the liberals who work for me that think they should just be allowed to stop coming into work until this blows over, which could be a long time. Fuckin tards, everyone gets the flu eventually.
>tfw bus tables
Im guaranteed to get this shit
Atleast my company has paid sick days now
We have some old farts in our office too. Like 70+ old timers that have been there 40 years, partner level and making £1 million a year. They're so relaxed about it one's even gone to Germany for a holiday.
how much does it pay?
asking for a friend
I work in a warehouse contracted to a Japan-based company. All they've done is put fliers up warning people to wash their hands and put hand sanitizer everywhere.
You suck dick at your own home? Dude...
I want you to know, so you can come to terms with it, you are Going to die. Anger, denial, all that shit, get that out your head and just accept.
I don't want your feels, I just want you to be at peace. Best you begin now.
He's a graphic designer, so he doesn't get paid.
The floor above me shut down due to many of them coofing, fever, ect. But no reported cases so gotta keep going like a good wagie. My state doesn't want to test them because of the bullshit you can't be tested unless you have confirmed contact with someone that has it rule. At least the boomers will die from being incompetent.
If you can work from home, then you're clearly not doing any real work and are worthless.
>mfw you contract deadly respiratory illness and die because mr. goldberg said you had to
us NEETS will inherit the Earth
No I doubt they’ll let me either. I work for a hospital business office, so you’d think they’d let me, but no. We don’t have many cases in my state, yet.
I see people STILL not washing their hands after using the bathroom.
They handed us cans of lysol and said wash your hands. We work exclusively with a large retail store.
thought so
I guess I'll become a janitor on Yas Forums
I shit and dont wash after haha even had fries today after pooping and didn't wash fuck you normies I'm immune
Quit larping. No one works for you. You either get disability or work McDonalds.
get fucked wagie piece of shit
One of my stupid fucking coworkers called out so now I have to cover him downtown in DC. And I won’t take the metro so I have to drive and pay $25 in parking. FUCK.
I'm a chemist, I can't do my work from home.
jewish comedy
i'm in the only office in my building still open. it's actually pretty nice.
>mfw my employer is canceling events left and right and is on the verge of granting no questions asked telework to the entire building
>mfw joblets in this thread have to expose themselves to the boomer remover or get fired
I never wash my hands except when I shower. Girls literally put my cock in their mouths, but for some reason I’m supposed to wash my hands after I touch it? Yeah, no, that’s some bullshit. I don’t even wash after I shit. You are just an immunolet
He’s too powerful
Based tri ps and nohandwasher. It makes your immune system stronger, washing your hands is for pussies
I haven’t been downtown in months and of ALL times it’s now, right after my state went into crazy mode. Schools closed, gatherings banned, national guard. But this dipshit client is start wfh on fucking Monday even tho the announcement was last night.
The dude in covering for is a wanna be gangster type black guy who’s taking the day off to go to North Carolina for a St. Paddy’s day bar crawl.
Stupid coon will kill us all. So angry.
Wow cool are you immune too?
>Are anyone else's employers sitting around doing nothing?
I was asked to come to work as I have no children. My job doesn't require me to be on site at all
If you are colleagues are already showing symptoms, that means you are already infected and well beyond the point of no return. HO at this point won't help you.
Mine is sending everyone home, and wants me to provision laptops and VPN access for Monday. I'll still need to come in though
I'm going home now as I've got a headache and told my boss.
He finally relented and said I can go home.
The way I see it, if Corona kills me, I was unfit to survive. If it only kills some boomer managers in my building, well, that's opportunity.
hey someone shit in the urinal would you mind cleaning that up before the doors open, get me a coffee while youre at it
I quit my job a week and a half ago. Just got a text telling everyone to wash their hands. I told them it was airborne and to stop contacting me.
When all the boomers die off, there will be plenty of jobs for everyone.
COVID doesnt spread through poop
My company gathers 10000 people in the same place every day. We’re up to 8 cases in the state, people are panicking and they are just not telling us anything. Add to this that like a quarter of the company travels half the week to do consulting. I’m probably going to end up with the virus if they don’t change things quickly. And I could easily do me job remotely
Mine has been pretending to care, while actually doing nothing. We get a daily email about how concerned and in top of it all they are. That's it.
Yes it does you lying nigger boomer. I can't wait for the world to be purged of your kind so the youth shall finally be free.
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KEK IMAGINE HAVING A FUCKING JOB IN 2020 ITS LIKE PUTTING A ENGINE IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND THINKING YOULL RUN FASTER NO TAXES SORRY
My husband is on mandatory work-from-home as his job site had a case. My company is doing fuck all but decided to quarantine me for a week since I told them my husband was likely exposed.
>get email telling you to wash your hands
>next week select workers can begin working some hours from home
>few days later office starts working from home on select days
>and so on
This kind of incremental do-nothingness is the root of the problems in the west. Nobody will act anymore, either for fear of losing money or fear of their job. Bureaucracy is everywhere and it’s going to get us all killed.
lol get fucked faggot. This is god punishing you for being a queer. Now post feminine penis.
the mouth of the modern woman is filthier than an indian street
Checked but I'm a woman you dummy.
>sitting
How do they let you to sit?
Had a meeting planned for this morning but got a text that we'd just skype instead. Got told not to come to the office for the next weeks and just work from home.
Not that I was planning to come into the office anyway. I work very close to the central train hub of the country and a large mall which is the last place I want to be now.
empty offices are pretty kino
t. your local theif of office supplies
I worked at a tutoring clinic because I'm a college student. I saw this shit coming since January. Children are disgusting I hope a few of those retarded little shits die so the rest learn to wash their hands and bathe regularly.
TITS OR GTFO
Damn she hit the wall hard or it hit her
They want it to spread because they think you can develop antibodies to a bioweapon (agenda 21 in reality)
Im not playing anymore, figure it out.
>When all the boomers die off, there will be plenty of jobs for everyone.
Fucking this!
CHINA closed all the factories. ALL OF THEM.
Meanwhile these greedy fucks in the west think economy is more important than peoples health not realising that not stopping NOW will be even worse for the economy in the medium run.
Boomers had it coming for so long, this is karma.
They are rolling straight into their doom.
The fact that politicians are one of the most affected professions is great.
>Now post feminine penis
I'm not some fucking sheep ass faggot who works in an office building. Work for a small restaurant, we have been talking about closing for a bit. Federal Government is going to give small business loans out, owners promised to pay us for time off due to closure. Get cucked, office working faggots.
>women on the internet
Why would you do this, tell lies on the internet?
My dad is having a get together tomorrow with his boomer friends. I'm just going to tell them that this has a 56% chance of killing you if you are over the age of 60. He doesn't want to take this seriously and has resisted it from the start. At least he has a good life insurance policy.
>inb4 le 56%
Tits or get the fuck out!!!
I work for a large company and they have Corona task force set up that probably wont' do shit although we can all work remote. My wife works for a small company and the owner doesn't think it's a big deal.
No user, you must assume they are a faggot until they mention they are a woman. That is when you pounce.
>Its not a big deal
I can't wait to make them eat their fucking words while they try to cough up the grey glue in their lungs.
>quit my wagie job a month ago out of some edgy spiritual void/apathetic shit
>not touching money and hands all day anymore
>get to be home for the boogaloo outbreak
Verona Bro?
Any small business owner renting space needs to realize that if one other tenant in that building tests positive they will shut that building down and sterilize it which could take weeks. Doubt many business owners have contingencies in place for such a scenario.
Story time, just in:
> I have a $12/hr part-time rent-a-cop job at a building with 4,000-5,000 workers and where we physically handle other people's IDs and do magnetic checks on a daily basis, doing this while I wait to get my bachelor's
> I'm also an Alabama user whose father is a physician in a clinic, we're waiting for the other shoe to drop
> learned literally last night past my shift that a possible case has been detected from a county where a lot of his patients come from, not to mention from Nashville a few hours north of us, along with all the news that's happened
> that means that he could be unknowingly working with patients who have the virus, and I live with him and my stepmom, who both work with patients every day, not to mention whoever from the building may have it
> I call in to my supervisor this morning to tell him I'm not coming in for the next few weeks because of this, I have to call in that very day because no one above me was working before this happened I could call
> our boomer boss gets on the line while we talk and tells me it's not a big deal, no one has it yet, and to just wash my hands
> I tell him about the asymptomatic period
> he replied that if I don't come in today, I should hand in my resignation, even when I told him as part-time I have no problem calling back in in two to three weeks
Fuck him, I'll resign then. I've never seen my father react to any epidemic like this, he is anxious as fuck... idk if I'm overreacting, but better safe than sorry, I live with him rent-free and I have a $1k/month web-dev gig I can do from home
About to head out, Mr Noseberg needs me to deliver results.
>Are anyone else's employers sitting around doing nothing?
Walmart has at least suspended thier attendance policy and has an emergency measure for those infected with COVID-19. What good that did me when I was immensely ill 2 months ago and was refused to be let go without facing a penalty.
Until the charity evaporates. Besides, you're a goddamn immunelet if you catch this shit
Rent a cop faggot I hope you die.