/cvg/ Corona Virus General #1992 : Recycled OP edition

► Detected: 134,768 ► Died: 4,990 (OLD)

When The 5000 Ceiling Breaks It Will Break Hard

>NEWS
Trudeau's Wife tests positive for COVID-19
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Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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France closes schools and universities
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Engineered bat coronavirus related to SARS caused polemic over risks
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

>LATEST CASES
22:38: 171 new cases in Norway.
18:55: 595 new cases and 13 new deaths in France.
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
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youtube.com/watch?v=pVzYS3Ga_j8
scientificamerican.com/article/how-chinas-bat-woman-hunted-down-viruses-from-sars-to-the-new-coronavirus1/
cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/01/china-releases-genetic-data-new-coronavirus-now-deadly
nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/world/asia/coronavirus-death-life.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR0jWa_a3rzbFEbM3Vka1wft_7R9gDbSL4qVVbfJ2PVC2fHox-s4K0ghL4Y&fbclid=IwAR3wXcoOmUBL_PvDefyXzSIjkBKFbvSgfXLH9BDhOwErfew651qWidX2Rl4&fbclid=IwAR0pzClHmMjE0oJ_JS5IEhCmyOHXAbUtsudrOeo9ljpemaCJLtvGlUmnqZY
zakon.kz/5011408-koronavirus-vyyavili-v-kazahstane.html
youtube.com/watch?v=ksuFZ28bnG4&feature=youtu.be
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-millions-of-britons-will-need-to-contract-covid-19-for-herd-immunity-11956793
feedstrategy.com/uncategorized/six-points-for-optimal-use-of-basedbeans-in-piglet-feed/
youtube.com/watch?v=_e0-cPbGcQk
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/first-covid-19-case-happened-in-november-china-government-records-show-report
finance.ifeng.com/c/7umRziIYecx?fbclid=IwAR0Qn5cmCadzEnT5GeDP7eETtNqaBjA7JBeJWdnyUPLbn1P4HM2t4oJQWAk
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>Dead: 4,990
lol, still only 4,990.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,990? Four days? Five days?

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THREAD THEME-
youtube.com/watch?v=pVzYS3Ga_j8

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I made this to put on rona pictures

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>full hazmat suit and mask to buy 1 bottle of kombucha
>carries 1 bottle in a trolley
based nz man

Give it to me straight, /cvg/...do I have enough prepped? This is for one person, potentially two.

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GARY WHAT WAS THIS? HMMM?

GARY HMMM?

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Based Gary. Thank you for the facts.

>A bunch of shills and faggots that want the end of the world to come

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GARY PLS WHAT HARD DRIVE DID U BUY?

Who has the video of the nigger parents chimping out at school and spraying kids with lysol

look at this autist
Also no olive oil, you have 2 weeks max to survive on that

>WORLD IS COLLAPSING, YET THERE ARE STILL SOME IN THIS HERE VERY THREAD THAT HAVE YET TO PREP

CONFESS

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Prove to me its really happening, most of Asia has it under control.

o fuk i'm gonna coof

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I think it varies extremely depending on where you live. According to data I have that I trust, April and May will be the worst worldwide, you should be able not to leave the house for amonth, again depending on where you live.

You're probably set for at least 10 or 12 weeks looking at carbs and meat alone, for one person

literally not even the normans believe that

GARY WHY DO YOU NEED MORE HARD DRIVES?
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US GARY?!

i'm really scared guys
for real

Believes Chink numbers Kek.

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Being this bluepilled. Even the MSM in our country strongly suggested the Chinese numbers are fake as fuck

Boomer
Remover

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RIP this CVG is the year I was born

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I am in the market for a new hdd, what would u recommend

If you're prepped and reasonably healthy you should be safe for the most part if you stay quarantined. What you should fear is losing your job if it's at risk and the economic collapse coming after the pandemic

Don't worry, she'll take good care of you

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And Swedens feminist government is extending school time to weekends and breaks (and heavily implying it's illegal not to go), also no slow down in immigrant flow nor are they doing any virus checks at airports XD

even longer because. pp can survive up to 12 days without food so long as you have water, with rationing you could make a 10 week supply last 25-30.

WHAT’S ON THE HARD DRIVES GARY?
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST COMPROMISE BY SHOWING US THAT SELLER HM?

All we can do is wait it out.

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That's what I was thinking. Thanks friend
I'm in North Carolina (southern United States).
My bad, I have around 4 gallons olive oil also

We need to kill all the bats, shi would disagree but I say We need to kill all the bats

scientificamerican.com/article/how-chinas-bat-woman-hunted-down-viruses-from-sars-to-the-new-coronavirus1/

TLDR
>China’s “Bat Woman”
>Wuhan-based virologist Shi Zhengli
>bat caves
>mysterious patient samples arrived at Wuhan Institute of Virology at 7 P.M. on December 30, 2019. Shi Zhengli’s cell phone rang
>hopped on the next train back to Wuhan
>the mysterious disease spread like wildfire.
>By January 7 the Wuhan team determined that the new virus had indeed caused the disease those patients suffered
Aside. How long b4 commies release info?
>>Jan 11, 2020 cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/01/china-releases-genetic-data-new-coronavirus-now-deadly - China releases genetic data on new coronavirus, now deadly
4 days to release to rest of world. Not bad for commies...
Back to Shi Zhengli
>“It’s crystal clear that bats, once again, are the natural reservoir,”
>“Eating wildlife has been part of the cultural tradition in southern China”
Shi Zhengli says
> “wildlife trade and consumption are only part of problem.”
>In late 2016 pigs across four farms in Qingyuan county 60 miles from where the SARS outbreak originated suffered from acute vomiting and diarrhea and nearly 25,000 of the animals died.
>“The Wuhan outbreak is a wake-up call,”
>“Bat-borne coronaviruses will cause more outbreaks,”

Personally I'm leaning towa5rds option 2, a SARS vacine out of control from a poorly managed but loved level 4 bacterium factory. Had they already done an injection program?

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Forgot the secret thing as usual shit

FUCK OFF WUCHINK THIS IS A GARY HARD DEIVE THREAD NOW

I fucked up by not buying hand sanitizer.

*coof coof
check this out anons

fine...

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i started prepping when they brought those fuckers back from the first princess ship to travis afb. only worried about my close family, nothing else matters right now frankly

if my mom dies i'm slaughtering every slanted eye devil i see
mark my fucking words

Based. I am pretty chubby (average by American standards) so I've got fat to burn too

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New times.

Always has been.

Please post that meme where a coronavirus is posting.

Will they pay for it?

>Poltards still cant name one single death from this virus
>omg the end is nigh
seriously stop shilling this shit already. this faggot virus wont cause a pandemic

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it's okay to feel fear user.

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Not a single one of you can respond to this post with a coherent post detailing how the virus originated. Hard mode: don't mention Jews, CIA, bat soup or laboratories

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How do I stop my mam from going to work at M&S lads

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Does anyone know if postal offices are going to close?

yay its my birth year early millennials unite

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>archive a thread at 240
sasuga janny-sama

>When The 5000 Ceiling Breaks It Will Break Hard
why what changes at 5000

reminder that you die by being literally microgangraped by millons of millons of tiny penises

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Even then you always stretch out the amount food you have.

Cover her mouth until she barely passes out and tell her she'll be feeling like that 24/7 when (not if) she gets infected.

At 241

Kek are people actually worried about this shit, let the old people die.

which coronavirus? the common cold?

You had a good life.

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>DEIVE THREAD
Sorry? a what?

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It was a fake thread. Real 1991 was at 400+

You need milk

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Anyone read this article?

>nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/13/world/asia/coronavirus-death-life.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&fbclid=IwAR0jWa_a3rzbFEbM3Vka1wft_7R9gDbSL4qVVbfJ2PVC2fHox-s4K0ghL4Y&fbclid=IwAR3wXcoOmUBL_PvDefyXzSIjkBKFbvSgfXLH9BDhOwErfew651qWidX2Rl4&fbclid=IwAR0pzClHmMjE0oJ_JS5IEhCmyOHXAbUtsudrOeo9ljpemaCJLtvGlUmnqZY

Both of them were 29.. Please tell me they were crushed by the disease because of fatigue from working around the clock in the hospital???

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cases in Pittsburgh gonna be reported today. You heard it here first


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Not gonna make it

The refrigerator contents of Norway's 38 year old minister of commerce.

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Isn't it better to get this now, sooner rather than later?

If they are estimating 70% of the population will catch it then why not get it now before hospitals get completely overcrowded just incase you need treatment? Even a neet life isn't going to save you, sooner or later you will need to step outside for something

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What about SIngapore? Taiwan? Japan? SOuth Korea?
Face it, its not happening. This is a literal nothingburger.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I want to fucking kill my self

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Only /cvg/ thread is a fucking memeflagging kike
FUCK JANNIES

>92
>early millenials
more like core regardless of weather you belive in 82 to 00 or 81 to 96

>am 24 now
>missed my chance to get suffocated by a older girl with big naturals in my teenage years

just the sniffles faggot. I live in the west.

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So basically what Italy was doing before reality set it.
>basically what Canada is doing
>Trudeau will literally test positive
>Health minister said again the other day that they're not testing people unless they show symptoms
>Health minister also said that despite the WHO declaring it a pandemic, they're not changing their approach to the virus
This ship is going down. The open borders fanatics and just a flubots are taking us all down with them.

In like 2 and a half hours a full lockdown for Austria will be announced.
At minimum some other harsh measures.

Shut your mouth and know your place trash

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those are only South Korea numbers, NIGGER
nice shoop

based on reality

It's ok, user. Fear is normal in the face of this.

We'll get through it, even if some of us die; anons are eternal.

what a waste of digits.

1992 was a very nice year.

Semitic individuals in an American security department infiltrated a Chinese viral experimentation facility and sold their test subjects off to vendors of Chiropteric-based broths.

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This is exactly the type of article you should ignore. As well as ignoring literally anything Chinks report other than legit peer reviewed studies in medical journals.

>B Кaзaхcтaнe выявили пepвый cлyчaй кopoнaвиpyca, пepeдaeт zakon.kz.
>Oб этoм cтaлo извecтнo нa бpифингe c yчacтиeм миниcтpa здpaвooхpaнeния PК Eлжaнa Биpтaнoвa.

К coжaлeнию, ceгoдняшняя инфopмaция, кoтopaя былa пepeпpoвepeнa, гoвopит o тoм, чтo ecть пoдтвepждeниe peзyльтaтa тecтa кopoнaвиpyc. Этo пaциeнты, пpибывшиe из Гepмaнии, - cкaзaл Биpтaнoв.
Пoдтвepждeнo двa cлyчaя, y мyжчины и жeнщины.
>Пaциeнты пoмeщeны в инфeкциoнный cтaциoнap в Aлмaты. Клиничecкиe cимптoмы oтcyтcтвyют, чyвcтвyют oни ceбя хopoшo.

The first case of coronavirus was detected in Kazakhstan, zakon.kz reports.

This was announced at a briefing with the participation of the Minister of Health of the Republic of Kazakhstan Yelzhan Birtanov.

Unfortunately, today's information, which has been double-checked, suggests that there is confirmation of the coronavirus test result. These are patients who arrived from Germany, said Birtanov.
Two cases have been confirmed, for a man and a woman.

Patients are placed in an infectious diseases hospital in Almaty. There are no clinical symptoms, they feel good.

We all knew that was coming. Shitposting with you was nice, but looks like my time has come

news link: zakon.kz/5011408-koronavirus-vyyavili-v-kazahstane.html

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They were overworked, not much sleep and constant exposure. These 3 combined wreck the immune system big time. They were running 24 hrs shift for days , would not be surprised even longer. Hardly ate or drank minimal amount of water because Wuhan had PPE shortage in the early stage.

I fapped twice today, yesterday i donate blood and the other day i was for an hour gambling


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Where the fuck are the bakers, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh bakers are dying

Breaking, breaking.

Polish Wojewódzki Szpital Specjalistyczny im. J. Gromkowskieg in Wroclaw starts giving anti-HIV and anti-malaria drugs. There were reports from Italy from yesterday that they started it as an experimental treatment.

>Isn't it better to get this now, sooner rather than later?
If you are selfish and absolutely without unity in your country (as you'd expect of the British shithole) yes. Otherwise, no, since the more people get sick right now, the more burdened the healthcare system will be.
It's entirely your choice whether you care about the people around you or not. I hope you live in a city where you feel unity with your fellow citizens.

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Whatever...

>Please tell me they were crushed by the disease because of fatigue from working around the clock in the hospital???
just a flu bro
it's nothing to worry about
we have goverment and local people
and hospital
xie xie

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>Probably Norway, they've got a fuckton of money to cushion the crash with.
they have 800 cases atm, are all of them condensed in a single cluster or multiple?
I guess small cities and towns cut off from each other have good chances of making it without cases.
The problem is, do you have enough hospitals and icu capacity for those small towns, in case they are hit?

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.

5 cases confirmed in city next to my town. am i fucked anons?

I don't have filters

Is it over & China numbawon?

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Why do you newfags even try?

WTF HAPPENED TO THE NON-MEMEFLAG THREAD?

>just the sniffles
Oh god, it’s real. Get the fuck away from me you infected cunt!

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>EVERY PANICER IS 80 YEARS OLD+
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For how long do you think
Fuck this happening tbqh

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

I dont have respirator mask and hand sanitizer. You cant even buy them here. At least i have food for 5months

Someone in my neighborhood caught it.

I don't know if they're symptomatic. There is nothing we can do but wait to hear if they recover or die.

The thing is if any medicine is effective, at this stage it will be unavailable in like hours.

It depends

Weve been doing that already. Worked fine for the first few patients. Godspeed

kek
didnt expect this one

>tfw when society collapses all the milk trucks will be up for grabs by the strongest survivors

its our chance to make it lads

Kek. Very accurate. Bunch of shills have been trying to call it the Italian virus, trying to shift blame of China. It's the Wu flu nothing will change that.

Chinks are literally digging mass graves so decide for yourself.

Stop paying attention to confirmed cases lmao. It's everywhere.

a month I would guess?

Don't think they'll start the lockdown today
my money is on monday/wednesday
>For how long do you think
at the meeting we were told to have enough food for at least 2 weeks
>Fuck this happening tbqh
it's amazing

Never thought I'd say this but I'd rather be in Kazachstan right now.

what do you mean?

fukcing newfags fucking kek
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>other people calling you newfags but they don't even try to triforce lmao

Fuck Our government is in quarantine

Пocмoтpи cтaтиcтикy пo cмepтнocти oт пнeвмoнии, ecли oнa дocтyпнa y вac. У нac нaпpимep цифpы пиздeц зaпpeдeльныe.

You know it's bad when we just start throwing drugs at it in hopes something works.

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what a fag

Our Gary, Who Art in /cvg/
Hallowed be Thy Namefaggotry
Thy Pasta come, Thy (You)s be done
IRL as it is on Yas Forums
Give us this Thread our Threadly digits
And forgive Us our Shitposts
As We forgive Those who Shitpost against Us
And lead Us not into Cooming
But deliver Us from Degeneracy
For (You)rs is the FPBP,
And the Power, and the Glory,
For Ever until /cvg/ Ends

Amen

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Corona-chan's futa dick will expand to an unimaginable size

Mr. PriestAnon, I have not prepared for this at all. I am not scared, I have hardly followed the virus's spread for the last two weeks, in fact. My brother is going to die when he gets it, and all my remaining family are at high risk of death as well, all being older people who are pretty unhealthy. Tell me, sire, am I doomed?

I just want the riots to start so i can loot and plunder

WE ARE PIRATES WE ARE PIRATES

Straight up your mom's gonna die and your free neet ticket will be over.
I think it's funny. I'm white. I will be spreading this to whites to counter you. I hope I get your mom as unlikely as it is.

it's ok to have fear
it's not ok to lie down and just take it in the ass

I'm broke

153 new cases today wafflebros, how are you holding?

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Can anyone verify this :

I post in /d/ frequently

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>at the meeting we were told to have enough food for at least 2 weeks

Wtf they're telling normies that food will be restocked normally


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Budget hard drives, solar cells, redundancy servers, satellite transmission tower, wide band wifi transmitters.
>Gary bot WILL SURVIVE.

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how the fuck do you make the top one go the right


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>newfags
its going to be one off i bet but here
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You are going to Inherit all their wealth good news


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>not calculating calories
>no mention of water security
i hope you consoom with the consideration that worst case is loss of power and/or water (aka open cans last)

Friendly reminder that the united kingdom IS FUCKING RETARDED AND THEY WILL KILL US ALL
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-millions-of-britons-will-need-to-contract-covid-19-for-herd-immunity-11956793
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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FUCK

>potentially two
You don't need to feed your captives 3 full meals a day, you can get away with 1 meal every 2 days easily.

So who’s in charge of the tabor?

Tomorrow is going to be such a glorious day.
I can hardly wait.

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>most of Asia has it under control.
>most of
taiwan and honk kong have done a great job, they know chinks lie and they quarantined and closed down borders since January.
South korea seems to be doing good, im waiting to see how the seoul cases turn out.
I won't trust Japan until the olympics are canceled, they're probably downplaying it right now.

The rest of asia like thailand, and cambodia etc.. is a big question mark

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I am not prone to hysterics that is womans behavior. We had first death in Poland yesterday but it was also due to larger complications (the woman was also receiving medical treatment for other things in addition to getting the virus). So I am not interested in this hysterical idea.

Yes I know but what has the situation been ? Is it mostly contained in cities with small growths outside? BTW, we have taken some security measures here and almost everything is closed and Poles are not really (at least in my town) leaving their homes at all.

every single time
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Footy’s cancelled lads

I thought this happening was gonna be comfy

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looks like its a nothing burger after all, futures up

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>she can't blank post either
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"As it happens, the otherwise useful basedbean proteins cause an allergic reaction that triggers the gut immune system as if it were invaded by pathogenic microorganisms. This negative reaction leads to inflammation and diarrhea. Quite often the inflammation damages the lining of the intestines, thus greatly facilitating the attachment of pathogens and the absorption of their exotoxins."

now all this mass immigration is starting to make some sense

looks like he watches Rick and Morty while having 200 grams of sugar for breakfast

my life doesn't worth that much. nothing value will be lost

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rest of the world should do the same

sharts and bongs having free travel among eachother will be glorious

why are they like this?

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He knew this was going to happen

I live with my sister and her roommates and they’re both retarded urbanites. Even if I prep and self quarantine their incessant need to go out to large fuctions will inevitably fuck me over. They’ve probably hosted three parties in our apartment since this broke out. And when I try to tell them about this it’s always “it’s just the flu bro, now excuse me while I go clubbing and come into contact with hundreds of strangers in the middle of a pandemic.” Thei mindless indulgence will kill me. And people just like them will kill us all.

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I have 100 gallons of water and I've also got well water, not city. Great point though, I really do need to count how many calories this is

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>Trudeau's Wife tests positive for COVID-19
Somewhere out there, my prime minister is dressing up like a coronavirus.

Survival of the fittest idiot. Yes, most of the UK will die but we will evolve into a race of disease resistant superhumans and the world will be ours after the apocalypse


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Дa этo caмo coбoй paзyмeeтcя, oни бы и эти cлyчaи cкинyли бы к oбычный пнeвмoнии или OPBИ, дa тoлькo oни из Дoйчлaндa гдe shit's fucked и кaк-тo нeyдoбнo

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Wroclaw has the last experience with epidemic in Poland (and one of the last in Europe) - in 1963 they managed to hold off smallpox epidemic. :)

Based

When was the last time you got ill?

psyop slide niggers

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I know which ones those are and I am going to go buy them right now. If you do that, DONT TAKE THEM UNLESS YOU ARE SICK.

If you take anti-virals without having Corona chan you are totally fucked.

Indian government just said that if anyone even posts about Corona on social media - they are going to get jailed for 3 years. Gag order is on everyone, I thought it was only for the media before.

Swedish government is just trying to get the old who are largely conservative ethnic Swedes. There is profit for them in this crisis. Estonian government will close border with Sweden, most probably already later today. Descision is made.

felt the same 3 weeks ago, after a couple of days without sleeping you'll accept it as reality.
Everyday that passes without fever or coughing is a boost in morale.

ALL LEAF BROS GET IN HERE

I live in a small town in Ontario, I have a friend who works in the local hospital, we have 2 cases that have been tested, they are infected but this hasn't been released to the public yet. Leafanons you cant see me my time is now

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I no longer require porn. I just beat off to respirator prices. I bought 6 full face for my entire family in January and nothing excites me more than seeing their price go up.

>I'm a hand shaker

fucking kek

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Fucking kek how absolutely retarded is that country. This is what you get for having diversity in y our medical profession hahahahah


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I pray this artist never stops.

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Only if you go to Svalbard so I can save the rare flag.

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The US still has free travel with various non-EU European shitholes too

*get -> kill

they already lived, I'm pretty sure that there is some psychological switch that disconnects you to cope with imminent death

Rest of Asia including India will probably get rekt but not test and severely underreport it. Virus is yet to be confirmed in most of africa as well, even though they don't have the population density their practices of literally eating the dead and what not will probably fuck them over worse than ebola.

homosexuals spread it when they part their ass cheeks.

I'm just tired and drained now.

I coomed yesterday to boost my immune system

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kek natural serection

ABsolutely based. Older Americans are literally awesome. Fearless, dutiful, and produced a baby boom. Great generation. Nu male american'ts are just cucks compared to them


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Shit my mom's coofin.

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Is the restaurant still closed ?

Yas Forums just a 'hypothetical' for you... let's just say the cure for Corona is already available for sale online... It costs $600 per 1nmol as a peptide powder. The required dose is 1mg/kg in a solution via intranasal delivery, once a day, for 10 days. Can someone who is not a retard like me tell me how much this would cost to buy a cure for 1 90kg/200lb person? I'm not trying to convince anyone, just interested to know the cost.

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user why are you so mean? These newfriends are just trying to triforce.

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I have no idea

Does this boomnigger have zero self awareness

>our (((system))) thinks this post is too redpilled, oy gevalt
kys 4fags

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It will be glorious because the united States and the United Kingdom received aerosol vaccines that fell from skies creating mass illness.

>if my mom dies i'm slaughtering every slanted eye devil i see
You're a good offspring.

Lil Uzi vs coming out at 8AM PST I'm in Arizona so 5AM IM drunk as fuck let's go 1 hour 15 minutes we got pizza on a the way fuck corona virus

Worldwide it has been shown to have a very, very low mortality rate unless you are old and/or have a pre-existing health condition such as diabetes, obesity, and/or you're a smoker.

If you're under 50, healthy, thin, and don't smoke, you have like a 99.5% survival rate.

ik ga gwn werken
nenscheints een besmet bij ons :^)

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Like I said on a previous thread, Brazilians are oblivious to what's about to come and oblivious to prepping, but people will probably panic later today when they announce Bolsonaro tested positive.

BR BROS, if you still need something from the supermarket, GO NOW! I just came back, barely anybody shopping, shelves well stocked, lots of TP (topkek)

The window is closing. Act fast. This train has no breaks and it makes no stops once it leaves the station.

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9/10 would let her coof on me


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>obese
like half of america, and I mean >200 kg
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Because it is just a flu for you stupid. it won't fuck you over you dumb bitch.

at worst you get the flu. oh noooo da happening wahhh why are these plebs dooming me wahhhh I got a flu for a week wahhh im doomed

Fuck you're insufferable. spreading fear and fud.

If you were talking about your older parents, like some anons here are concerned over, sure okay.

But no it's always 'I'm doomed' because my parents/siblings r dum plebs because I did nothing and never made something of myself to live on my own. Even though at worst you're gonna be sick for a week or two and not be able to play anime and games.

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I'M COOFING

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Roommate* it’s just one

You would need to know the molar weight of the protein otherwise you can't convert moles to grams. Did you not finish high school?

"Your health is more important than a shitty job. If that means swallowing your pride and going on the dole then so be it"

That's my logic and I'm sticking by it

NO MORE NEWFRENS

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>normie friends and neighbors start flipping out
>meanwhile I'm just comfy

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WHEN A MAN COMES ON THE RADIO HE’S TELLING ME MORE N MORE ‘BOUT SOME USELESS INFORMATION SUPPOSED TO FIRE MY IMAGINATION

>if my mom dies i'm slaughtering every slanted eye devil i see

THIS. If anyone I know, care for 404s, so will the horizontal pussied fucks :DDD

They were crushed by the disease because they were Asian, thus highly susceptible, and then forced to endure insane overwork while dehydrated.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/first-covid-19-case-happened-in-november-china-government-records-show-report
>The first case of someone suffering from Covid-19 can be traced back to 17 November, according to media reports on unpublished Chinese government data.
>The report, in the South China Morning Post, said Chinese authorities had identified at least 266 people who contracted the virus last year and who came under medical surveillance, and the earliest case was 17 November – weeks before authorities announced the emergence of the new virus.

Have you considered that there is huge profit for "progressive liberetards" in killing the old with this virus

kek based
ur alritenewfren, you can stay

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Don't worry lads, we are going to make a procession with our Virgin Mary here in my town Huesca, we are going to fix all this shit with ancient methods, happening cancelled

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That's great

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But they told me socialism works better. They told me socialist government care about people.

because then there would be more strain on us emergency workers
I'm asking my emt frens in vienna rn, reporting in when I know more

>memeflag is a literal retard who doesn't believe either POL or any actual country which are ringing the alarm bells
cope faggot

Are you a NEET? I'm not worried about dying I'm worried about getting fucked economically

According to the March 12 issue of the website of the Hubei Provincial Government, new coronavirus infections are mainly caused by damage to the lungs and immune system, but theoretically, new crown infections may also cause testicular damage. Therefore, the team of Professor Li Yufeng from the Reproductive Medicine Center of Tongji Hospital of Huazhong University of Science and Technology reminded that males of appropriate age who have new pneumonia should undergo fertility check after recovery.

The new coronavirus invades cells through the combination of spike protein (S protein) and host cell angiotensin-converting enzyme 2 (ACE2), causing tissue damage. In addition to the lung, ACE2 is also expressed in many other organs of the human body, such as the testis, small intestine, kidney, heart, and thyroid. Among them, the testis expresses a large amount of ACE2, mainly concentrated in testicular spermatogonia, support cells and mesenchymal cells, which are closely related to male reproductive function.

The seminiferous seminiferous tubules, also called seminiferous tubules, are the places where spermatogenesis occurs. There are spermatogenic cells and supporting cells at all levels. The seminiferous cells are contained in the seminiferous tubules. Spermatogonial cells are precursor cells that form sperm; supporting cells are essential for maintaining the microenvironment of sperm development. Adult supporting cells no longer divide and the number is constant; interstitial cells are the main cells that synthesize and secrete androgens Androgens can promote spermatogenesis and male reproductive organ development, and maintain male secondary sexual characteristics and sexual function.
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just a flu

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someone spent like 8 hours making that

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Propably my favourite version of Corona-Chan


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to lazy

Austria is fucked

In my feeling / opinion the worst part isn't even the disease but the breakdown of healthcare, supplies and civil order coupled with the stupidity of normies

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Is it over lads?

Toгдa cтoп, нe дeлaй тaк.