/CVG/ Corona Virus General #1991 China nearly no new cases

► Detected: 135,112 ► Died: 4,990
(China still stuck at 80k hmm)

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

When The 5000 Ceiling Breaks It Will Break Hard

>NEWS
Trudeau's Wife tests positive for COVID-19
archive.is/wip/KWwU2

Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
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WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
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France closes schools and universities
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Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
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Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
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>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
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r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
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"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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Engineered bat coronavirus related to SARS caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

>LATEST CASES
22:38: 171 new cases in Norway.
18:55: 595 new cases and 13 new deaths in France.
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE
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ALL HAIL THE NEW ERA OF STRIFE. ALL HAIL THE COMING ERA OF HEROES!

THE ARYAN VISION SHALL BE GIVEN LIFE ONCE MORE!!!

>Dead: 4,990
lol, still only 4,990.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,990? Four days? Five days?

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>The amount of infected went from 1 to 60 in less than 14 days in my country

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Fuck jannies

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I am freaking the fuck out. My heart is going so fast. I’m dizzy and cold. I think my mum has it. Oh fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. We need to fucking remove all these whore boomer politicians and chinks and leftists and degenerates when this is all over.

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I see you chinks are still in full damage control

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Still pretty low
Corona only hits CCP vessels hard
(Yes, that includes Germany)

Its just me or is getting slower? I was expecting 160,000 by now. Anyone have reliable projections?

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Remove them now (by rallying against them and exposing corruption) and your mom will recover

It only seems low, because China and others report fake numbers
How many days have they been stuck at 80k? 4 days, 5 days?

GAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYY

Went to the store this morning, people with masks everywhere, empty shelves in the stores and a lot more traffic on the roads.
It's happening and it's glorious

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They knew about this since 2012. This guy named Mariusz max kolonko. He talked about it in a video. All in Polish, here is the link.
youtu.be/ksuFZ28bnG4

>vessel
It's vassal, you fucking ignorant kraut.

No one is wearing masks except asians

Good morning, goys

Brace yourself for epic goiym sacrifice

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death to murica

I havent gone out for a few days. If this is real we went from not giving a shit and joking about it to a fucking shitstorm.

The absolute state of nothingburgerfags

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How???

Be nice or you‘ll pay the price

While you were laughing, others were prepping

nah, also white people with masks now. all age groups too. some are also wearing latex gloves.

it started yesterday in the evening
fuck, i wish i had taken some pics

Sorry krautbro

I only saw masked people twice and I live in Germany, not Pommes Land
Why u guys overreacting?

Actual doctor here.

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If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

because we're retarded

I AM NOT ADVOCATING GIVING UP PREPARATION/ CAUTIONARY MEASURES BUT

... I have realised, there is no stopping this hitting 100% of all humanity. Yes that's right, 100%. The only ones who will not get this are those stranded on desert islands. Anyone who is generally connected to the modern world WILL get this eventually and CV-19 is going to be the terrifying new normal in the world that kills off the weak, the sick, the old... and what about newborns?

This hit me because I AM prepped, I DO garner looks of disbelief, snarky eye-rolls and ridicule by wearing (oh, god) swimming goggles and N95 double filtered mask and latex gloves in public. I have adopted a rigid sanitation routine, and THIS IS WHY I realised it will eventually hit 100%. Noone is going to live like this forever, and the powers that be will never get and isolate all infected -- the infection will continue to spread, forever, unstoppable. This is not a pandemic, this is a totally unstoppable outbreak of the most perniciously infectious virus the world has seen since the Bubonic Plague.

I mean... I spray essential mail with 99% isopropyl, my knee hits the package... shit gotta sterylise my knee. I take off my mask at home and realize I forgot to take off my clothes for washing first. It really is the little things, and the thing is, we only need to slip up ONE TIME to get it. Who the fuck is that hypervigilant other than lab professionals in lab settings?

EVERYONE will eventually be infected, new normal.

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I forgive you
How is Israel looking rn?

I don't even care if that's made up or not.

Fuck you.

University of California, San Francisco BioHub Panel on COVID-19

March 10, 2020

linkedin.com/content-guest/article/notes-from-ucsf-expert-panel-march-10-dr-jordan-shlain-m-d-/

U guys wearing the cheap masks one gets at a dollar store?
Because I heard you either quality gear up or don‘t and just cooof into your elbow

Pretty fucked.
School's out for now.
Unis are probs closed for at least two weeks.
Seems like exams are cancelled/moved online too.

Bulgaria declared a state of national emergency today.

We need to protect them

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Hi Gary

Update from Italy: Everyone is dying here. Since nobody can leave their home without a good reason (work or buy groceries) oldbags die in their beds. Here's why you are not seeing any footage of people collapsing in the streets

how

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Anyone else thinking that USA lies about their numbers more than China?
There is no fucking way there are just 1500 cases there.

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The Chief executive of British telecom has been diagnosed with coronavirus.

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BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES
>BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES
BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES
>BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES
BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES
>BASED BULGARIA STATE OF EMERGENCY WITHOUT MANY CASES

In ENGLISH, doc.

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>ALMOST 2000 THREADS SHILLING THIS MEME VIRUS

>LESS THAN 5K DEATHS WORLDWIDE

LE HABBEING FAGS BTFO.

wasn't there someone one or two weeks ago who knew a medical professional who told him that even back then there were about 1000 cases in the usa and the government was lying

Useful prep list anons put together
pastebin.com/WW5aGcRs

Stay strong, bro.

>China nearly no new cases
China lies .

Truly the end of days is upon us.

>Its Friday 13th
What CATASTROPHIC EVENNT will happen today/

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Haven't seen a single person with a mask here, except for medical staff and people who left the hospital.
This is in Basel City btw. People are actually retarded.

>a medical professional
It was Rod Rosenstein's sister at the CDC but I can't find the screencap

Thinking about calling work and saying I have Corona and not coming in for 14 days

Here are some news from the AKH, the largest hospital in Austria: They are preparing the place for the incoming meltdown. No new patients are accepted, for whatever reason. You could lose your arm in front of the entrance and they would cart you to a different hospital to stitch you up.
No visitors are allowed.
Soon, there will be checkpoints at every entrance and all personnel coming in and out will be recorded.

Based Gary. Nice to see you back

t. nigger who says things

Don't worry, Post-Corona Italy is gonna be great

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...

Gods work corona chan

Trying to beat back the panic. Dems don't want to admit to it because lol impeachment didn't stop Trump.

Ironically the people I see wearing masks here are chinks. Nobody else gives a fuck.

Normies are starting stock up a bit now in case things head south, but otherwise shit it still pretty normal.

We had a state emergency hq in early January, we are well ahead of this shit. Now waiting to see which countries travel we will restrict. If it's everyone with a case - we are safe.

>90 percent of pol is freaking out
>90 percent of pol must be boomers or have a health condition

Stay safe bros. You need to look after yourself. I'm just surprised that so many of you guys are boomers. I always imagined pol to be like 20-35 age group

I've had a on and off coof for a week now, caused by general throat itching or dryness.

What are the chances I'm having a mild case of corona?

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Thanks ccp you are always there for little brother

Does this virus do anything to your genitals? I had a dream i caught it and mushrooms and spores starting growing on my dick. I got scared and woke up.

at first I was like
>eh it's just a flu, bro
>we shouldn't stop living because of a little virus
>if we have to die, we die
but then when the government announced quarantine/restricting measures
>HEY THIS IS THE QUEUE HERE, DON'T PASS IN FRONT OF ME! YOU'RE PREGNANT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, BACK IN THE LINE
>what do you mean there's no sanitizing gel anymore?
>I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS TOILET PAPER

Pretty low swedebro