/cvg/ Corona Virus General #1991

Whats the test you can give your self?
Holding your breath? Like you shouldnt be able to hold it for a long time if you have corona?

here, take a Millie to wash away your sins.

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I think I bought the wrong hazmat suit guys.

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NO GIVE ME A FEW MORE FUCKING DAYS I'M ALL PREPPED UP AND SHIT BUT I WANT BANNERLORD TO RELEASE BEFORE IT GETS DELAYED TO NEXT YEAR OR SOMETHING GOD DAMNIT

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At least some public figures are getting the coof, I assume Macron Mrs must be at risk being 134 years old....

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Grab as many lolis, hebes and shotas in the collapse when it hits.
Trade them for food, goods and to COOOOOOOOMM in the post apocalyptic cunny coom cartel.
It's for your survival anons. Who's with me

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>Dead: 4,990
lol, still only 4,990.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,990? Four days? Five days?

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There was a live tracker for the UK, now I can't find it because the news has fucked search results.
Any links?

too late gary, too late.

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based aquafresh

>2 cases in Kazakhstan

gladly i'm prepared and my based boomer parents too

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Built for Big Bruce Cock

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Welp, all Slovak citizens got a message from the Ministry of Interior with a warning no to break a 14-day quarantene after returning from abroad or we face a fine.

Might be too late regarding thw spread (we’ve had confirmed cases in both major cities) but it’s something.

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assuming people actually stick to staying at home
>find out 17 days isn't really enough to stop the spread
>infections flare up again
>normies don't want to be quarantined for another month
>economy probably can't tank another hit either
>???
>profit

But since normies see schools and shit closing as an excuse to get together, it's useless from the start.

data set:
maybe+maybe+allegedly+random videos of people running in circles or people fighting or just buildings+low deathrate number
how a logical person sees:
10%*10%*10%*1%(no causality no context videos)*2%=0,0000002% panic
how sheeple see it:
CONFIRMED WE ALL GONA DUY BUY TOIKLET PAPR NAW!@11

You guys remember when "more threads than deads"?? Good old days those were...

He tried. He tried.

why are we the only ones doing this

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>herd immunity
how can the ruling class of Britannia be so based?

Do you know how it was called? Just search with duck duck go or similar browser

What will North America look like in May.
How many dead and infected?
I assume May is when ICU beds will all be filled up.
And why are places like Taiwan, SIngapore, Japan, and South Korea dealing with this so easily?

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A moment of silence for all the NEETs, min-wagies, and basementcels who see what is coming but can't prep.

I'M GONNA TRAVEL

Stop trying so hard to convince normies what is going on, there's a planet to save. If they believe the MSM they're going to die quickly, better for everyone if they do

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How do you guys stay entertained.

Movies? Vidya? Reading? Cooming?

I can't recall, I'm gonna have to go through my history.
All I'm getting when I search is news results.
4 pages worth, makes ya think.

Shameless content spam youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

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Someone is a Bill fan.

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how long should I wait before purchasing a vacation package at the lowest price?

when will morale get the lowest?

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Hey faggots, DOCTOR Vineet D Menachery here. I see you've been admiring my virus for the last two months. You haven't even scratched the surface of it.
We put our hearts and souls into this plague-ending virus, and I mean human-ending if you haven't caught on. ACE2-receptors are only the beginning. We found the perfect-fucking-virus in the bat caves of Wuhan. This thing is so steady and slow that it will literally boil you alive. You zoomers probably think you're safe because the boomers are dying first. You're going to wish you're old soon when the second stage of the virus kicks in. The HIV-like bonding with your entire body is gradually happening.
YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED. You fucking morons. Buy masks all you want, you cannot possibly defeat my masterpiece.
Shortly before it was released in Washington State outside Fort Detrick, me and my colleagues went underground, flying out to Australia and New Zealand. The Chinese will blame you all, you will blame the Chinese but little did you know it was the race you suspected the less.
The race right next to China which has been completely unaffected by the virus.
I'm writing this for my own amusement. Game over. India Superpower 2020, we weren't kidding.

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Goddamn toothpaste pedophile

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Worst case is old people left for dead in hallways, Happening is off for over a month already.

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Do you ever sleep?
Best meme EU.

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news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-millions-of-britons-will-need-to-contract-covid-19-for-herd-immunity-11956793

gonna probably learn how to make different sorts of bread since I'm stuck at home might be fun
also jack off to /ss/ I guess

Info about testicular damage, anyone?

what a nice mp5 you have there.

>why are we the only ones doing this
If you let the virus kill you, you win

Gas the rich chinks
Race war now
Class war now

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im going to buy a ticket to japan when they cancel the olympics

seriously considering doing a small raid tomorrow for last minute supplies. I'm scared not guna lie. i live in a shit neighborhood.

How long until 150k?

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Are you still beating chinese on the streets?

you named it the lockdown is gonna suck once weather gets better

Sorry to say lads but I think there’s an asteroid coming or something similar, and all our world leaders are “””getting sick””” to get them out of the limelight for two weeks so they can all settle accounts and get on the ark without undue panic or vengeful normie masses somehow sabotaging their life raft.

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Went to buy groceries, it was full boomer panic. Rye bread, rice, meat, everything is almost out.

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or the cryptic "youll wish the opposite lulz"
when anons were bored with how slow it was spreading

#Bane Saved US

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You catch corona, you shoot blanks.

I miss Moon Man

Depends for what.

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BUY BUY BUY

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wonder if this will turn out to be a brilliant plan or kill us in the millions

All Euro markets in the green even Italy
Asian markets deep red

You realize that they're ticking time bombs? Kids are more resistant to it than adults or the elderly. Basically, if a kid gets it & then comes into contact with their parents or grandparents... Anyway, I'll trade you 1 instant ramen for a loli.

But where is the sauce for that

vidya
forest for walking right behind my house
home gym
shitload of math/chem/bio/phys books i bought for nearly nothing on biblio.com some years ago

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i always knew justin was emulating us when he said that

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>Movies? Vidya?
nope
>Reading?
EW
>Cooming?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>wrong hazmat suit
It-it's perfect

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nice

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The chinks are hidding information or the rumors about the situation here is under control are true?

If I can't get a FFP3/P3 filter mask would FFP2/P2 be better than nothing or should I not bother?

in germany 70% of the population are supposed to become infected
that would literaly end the world, also i hope it is strong with nigges

Damn, I still have to go and buy groceries cos I don't wanna start eating my stash until shit really hits the fan

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This is exactly why it's spreading faster. People are told not to congregate in large crowds, and they do it anyways.

The purge is coming, and it's gonna be sweet.

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yes, keep buying

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you should have bought all the supplies in february mate.

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It was in the OP for the longest time
Fuck off newfag

Fake 1000%

Cooming off of the Markets crashing, then probably to Corona-sama's lewds, then to some porn posted here and there. I just want to see those markets crash and burn.

YOU CAN'T GET FUCKING IMMUNITY TO CORONAVIRUSES. YOU HAVE ANTIBODIES FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AT MOST. YOU'LL GET IT AGAINST JUST AS BAD OR EVER WORST.

REEEEEEEEEEE. WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING RETARDED.

Romanian member of Parliament confirmed positive
Romanian Government and Liberal Party to enter quarantine

digi24.ro/stiri/actualitate/guvernul-si-pnl-intra-in-autoizolare-1274762

Learning an instrument br0s, got a violin recently and can play twinkle twinkle little star

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YOU CANT

> no football
> no f1
> no nba
> no nfl

what will boomers do? will they all go insane?

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Memba’ when we halted the world over a bad cold?

Children roaming all the places when school is closed. More infections. This is the time to kill their grandparents easily. Who will stop them?
>Children of the corn: Bio-weapon time.

These retards coming in threads for the last day or two asking for sources when sources were in cvg threads for weeks and then calling people trolls and fear mongers

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ITS FUCKING OVER. BRAZIL WILL NOT CONTAIN IT AT ALL. ITS GOING TO REACH BAT POPULATIONS. 100+ MILLION PEOPLE WILL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THE YEAR. SCREEN CAP THIS POST!

I REPEAT, 100+ CASES IN BRAZIL. WE ARE LITERALLY FUCKING FINISHED.

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I'm scared bros, it' 2:30 am and I'mg going to go out in a few hours. if i see big ass crowds i'm aborting.

You were here for the last 4 days. In all threads.
What the fuck do you do to stay up all this time?

them thighs need an upgrade too. if her boobs get any bigger then its crossing gross fetishist territory

This, but more nervous.

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try with London and Birmingham first, see if it works

yes, totally a nothing burger! gonna go back to my work in italy now :)

I've been thinking the same thing in regards to the Asian numbers. They have to be bullshit.
>muh singaporean contract tracing superiority
>muh south korean early case detection
>muh honorable japanese
None of that matters when you are right next to China and had thousands of Chinese travelers a day before crackdowns on traveling began. If they even missed one person then that is a whole cluster that they won't know about. To me it seems like they are pretending like they have it under control, just like European countries just in a different Asian manner. And it works because people think asians are smarter

That’s why I’m so skeptical about the possibility of a vaccine. How the fuck is this ever going to be resolved?

because we're the only ones inbred enough to think this retarded ass plan will work.

Is 580mg of vitamin C per day too much?

They still have Bingo and meds to OD, they won't run out of boomer based activities though, specially muh Television with the infomercials and super handy gadgets to buy

Deaths in the millions were anticipated for months by who people and similar experts if you had any inside info.

>100+ MILLION PEOPLE WILL BE DEAD BY THE END OF THE YEAR
that's what I hope

that might as well be the funniest shit I just saw today

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how do I explain to my mam she needs to stop going to work at M&S

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Is anybody else having trouble to convince people with severe boomeritis or common flubots of the fact that SHTF?

I'm afraid these faggots will singlehandedly thwart every nation's chance at recovery for months, they don't understand that every country has to go wuhan mode..

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This is the most shockingly Tory drivel shit I have ever heard. Essentially, let millions die. How the fuck is herd immunity relevant here? It's a disease from China. We're not immune. Immune people will be an extremely small minority.

While masses of people get sick, the NHS, which is already stressed, is going to fail and who knows how many will die? And while this goes on, people with illnesses will go untreated and also die.

I cannot believe this tory trash and support for it.

>its soooo based

How is it based to let millions of your people die rather than CLOSING THE FUCKING BORDER????

There is none, apart from some singular internet article from some literally who site.
Most cancer newfags watch the metokur livestreams and take everything he says as a fact.
Same goes for eternal reinfection and lung damage. /CVG/ is an absolute shit news source. It was interesting when we didn't know what really was up but now it's just a circle jerk of idiots. If you want to keep updated watch dr. john campbell on youtube. He compiles all relevant informations and posts an update every day. Also Robert koch Institut and Christian Drosten.

i dont belive you

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They don't read the OP nor look for the pastebin. I bet you these faggots don't even know how to look at the archives

Literally can’t take too much vit c you’ll just piss out what your body doesn’t use. Vitamin D you can take too much though.

You'll piss out what your body doesn't use.
Be warned, too much vitamin c and you'll piss out your ass.

I love this

it's just a flu bro :^)

This man is insane

Oof. Had to make a search. Took me a good ten seconds.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104477/Doctors-claim-new-coronavirus-cause-damage-mans-TESTICLES.html
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022418v1
newsweek.com/chinese-scientists-coronavirus-male-fertility-1488235

*ethnic slur for australians* law
Every time. Give it a rest m9.

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OVER 100 MILLION

THIS IS GONNA CRASH THE ECONOMY GUARANTEED NOW THAT ITS IN BRAZIL.

ME PERSONALLY IM NOT THAT FEARFUL OF THE VIRUS, ITS THE ECONOMY ABOUT TO COMPLETELY FUCK ITSELF IN THE ASS .

BTW THE USA IS FINISHED. SORRY AMERIFAGS, YOU HAD A GOOD RUN BUT NOW ITS OVER FOR YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE WORSE THAN ITALY AND WUHAN COMBINED.

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>He want's to contain it
Come on man, we were here before the Wu Flu, we will be here after it

youtube.com/watch?v=op918vGvCMo

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tell her you have that shit, then cough on her, self-quarantine.

Get your Vitamin D too

They technically could do it, but you'll need a shot every year, just like influenza. The live attenuate one for SARS seemed to work on monkeys and didn't make their organs blow up like some of the other ones.

The antibodies don't last that long, whether natural after infection or from a vaccine. 6-12 months was the best for SARS for natural.

use this, always work.

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>Parents says panic will pass in a couple of days and shops will have stock again
>Havent prepped at all
Give it to me bros, how fucked am i?

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boomer remover
boomer remover
boomer remover

This dude is actually fucking retarded.

Hey bros just woke up what did I miss

>no playoff hockey

F U C K

C H I N K S

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A script scanning a /cvg/ search posting in every new thread. Probably the cock-sucker have a Yas Forums pass to avoid captcha. Mods are niggers and trannies

Last thread got archived, I want to plant a seed in your minds so that you know that it's not hopeless. Today conflict starts

1g at minimum for benefits pertaining to leukocyte mobility which is what is important for antiviral benefits of vitamin C. Studies were done of upwards od 100 g IV vitamin C with no adverse effects. PO overdose will cause diarrhea though

t. Pharmafag

ITS FUCKING REAL
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-millions-of-britons-will-need-to-contract-covid-19-for-herd-immunity-11956793

Then why have people been taking vaccines!!!!!

What's the point

>How is it based to let millions of Brits die rather than CLOSING THE FUCKING BORDER????
How is it not based?

Looks like Finland has over 150 cases but zero (0) deaths. I think it's safe to say this wont cause anything in serious

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fucks sake.

>we're following the science
is bong science different to other shitholes or something? nobody else has rolled over this early

Yikes.

It's actually good. Hope you can cycle through songs though. It's like /cvg/ radio station or something

Just a flu and the mobile gas van are nice touches.

Good job.

Situation of emergency declared here, all public events above 200 people banned, schools, cinemas, museums closed until 14tf of April. Went to a public market hour ago, everyone in panic, buying out shit.
source:
tvnet.lv/6921551/latvija-stajas-speka-ar-arkartejo-situaciju-saistitie-ierobezojumi

LOOK FOR THE FUCKING PAPER!
GOD, SO MANY OF YOU ARE ACTIING BRAND NEW PRETEDING THAT EVERY SINGLE THING IS "MUH POL RUMOR LOL" WHEN THERE'S CHINESE PAPERS ABOUT IT

Glad to hear that user

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>Implying the great boomer purge of 2020 isn't based

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Well that’s comforting to hear. I’d like life to return to normal eventually so I can consoom products and my wife’s boyfriend can start coming over again. She just got back from the UK and she’s a little sick right now actually.

you really don't NEED to overdo it like that user, its pointless. just eat a few high vitamin C fruits every day. Guava and Kiwi have a lot of Vitamin C in them, as well as Bell Peppers

If most people start hoarding supplies, and society crashes. Who's to say some neighbourhood gentleman won't barge in and beat them to death and take their shit.

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if you have enough food for at least 2-3 days you're fine. they're right because a lot of people will panic this weekend. people leaving their homes are severely increasing their chances of infection. you're not that fucked man. just keep up with latest news.

>new path of exile league starts tonight
>everyone on home arrest
I can live with this

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no one is immune at best some will go through it without any symptoms

99% likely to catch the virus, so viral pneumonia is almost certain, but unlikely to die or suffer serious consequences.

A lot better than nothing. Many doctors and health care workers only get ffp2 themselves

nothing much, just society slowly breaking down. you all good

No shit, out first confirmed patient is still anonymous cause if not he'd get lynched.

Glad to hear at least 10% of my country will survive. Poo Empire 2020-2021 AD (when you all die of cholera and wild polio)

Kek, normalfags are in full panic mode. Pic related is from yesterday even before the lockdown was announced. Most people probably had a hunch it was coming.

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if lockdown occurs, can I just lay naked in the sunlight of my window? most skin exposed seems best

whos to say they can get in with a reinforced door and a crossbow waiting to pick them off from the roof. You think koreans know shit, try fucking with an English bowman from a roof.

thanks, wash your hands and don't touch your face friend

Pic related what me and my gf are taking, plus other supplements ofc

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If you live near the border, stores here are still decently stocked. People are concerned and worried but also buying and stocking up in a suspiciously considerate manner. All masks and medical supplies gone though.

I think it's the first time in history that all churches are barred in Italy. Democrats, Republicans, right, left, you don't believe them, they see you as consumers they have to consume.
Do it for your parents and grandparents. Stay at home.

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Tories don't close borders, they want them open for maximum cheap workforce potential.

This is why Teresa May let in more non-EU immigrants (read: Africans, Latinos, and Chinks) than any home secretary before her.

They're impossible to reason with
>tens of millions of people needing hospitalisation at the same time is perfectly fine
>millions needing ICU treatment is perfectly fine
>you can't POSSIBLY expect people to stay home for two weeks?! what are we supposed to do to not get bored
>Mr Goldberg needs his workers so we can't stay home even if we wanted to

>solgar
both impressed and pissed off. Don't pinch my stock faggit

but why though? how can some people get utterly destroyed by it while others feel nothing?

Your all wasting bandwidth, you should be asking where this all leads too, you should be asking who is responsible instead of worrying about sports. You should quit alcohol and cigarettes immediately.

this image should be an argument for the second amendment
this shit is why tyrants should fear their subjects because then this shit happens

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nice social distancing. every user should get one of these if they plan on going out. looks goofy but you wont get coofed on and you wont look like some terrorist in a biosuit

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They're not clogging the markets, discount frenchie, they're just waiting their turn, since they let people in a bunch at a time

Ah, #1991...
It already feels like it as the economic union is collapsing. Or was it the other one?

this

post more shopkino guys.

I wish you the best, cousin. stay away from them roaches

Walk past them and keep on coofing loudly, watch them panic some more

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Looked this up recently, the sun's UV rays need to hit your skin directly for the beneficial effects of the release of vitamin D. These rays are UV-B rays. UV-B rays do not pass through windows. only the harmful UV-A rays do.

You will feel it immediately if you have gone through puberty, very clever design

DOWNLOAD ALL THE SHEMALE PORN NOW!

or autistically collecting crossword puzzles and quizzes from newspapers and magazines

Only ever use them or even better brands, don't want fucking poison sold in supermarkets.

>vaccines
there is no vaccine
>muh herd immunity
we will all get this eventually, since its novel. Does britain encourage people to get infected? well thats one way to make sure your society plummels into complete anarchy

So what makes thisworse than h1n1?

That's fucking great. We need a radio station on youtube throughout the outbreak with this as the background.

My son’s school closed until end of April.

Chinks caused this
Nobody this where this will lead to
Needing a strong vaccine every year will likely cause long-term damage

based

the quarantine's purpose is to stagger the rate of infection, not nullify it
the human race does not have the technology required to prevent the spread of coronaviruses

Are we approaching mad Max territory yet or not?

well obviously I'd open the window. I was just talking about letting light in through an open window and laying naked in it. if I can't go outside then the Sun still seems like the best source of Vit D

my dad with kidney disease, high blood pressure and nephrotic syndrome is in complete denial. literally think its just a flu. hes gonna fucking die before the year is over and his dumb fuck gf is chinese and she thinks all the footage of people being sick/dying in wuhan is hong kong prosteror propaganda. stupid old fucking fool, after all the times hes been wrong he still wont listen to his son. hes always been an abusive asshole and yet im still trying to help him. maybe its best i just let him go.

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I flew Albany -> Baltimore -> Aruba yesterday, and saw a grand total of 1 person wearing a mask in the airport. Sure there’s less people than normal, but stuff is really clean and people are just washing their hands often. Everyone was calm and making light hearted jokes. Shits stupid, I’m sick of hearing about it.

Agreed. Aristocrats and Jews want cheap labour and also, they want to deracinate us and break us down. It's intentionally demoralising.

But while I agree with you, my point still stands. This isn't based. It's an extension of Anarcho-Tyranny. It's further proof than ever that our institutions are not for us, and they exclusively cater to Jewish power and interests.

>Romania has a goverment with restricted powers (PNL)
>PNL proposed a new goverment some time ago
>yesterday PNL has retracted the goverment proposal
>new goverment to be decided today by all parties
>PNL members tested positive
>PNL makes public press declaration they are infected, while surrounded by reporters
>PNL self-isolates for 14 days
>new goverment to be decided sometime by the remaining parties
We have no goverment to handle this situation. Seriously need help.

Do you know what an historical arsonist is, user?
Bojo deserves to be lynched at the end of this, and at the very least the Tory party is finished.
But that doesn't mean there's not gonna be a light at the end of the tunnel.

Go back to the echo chamber faggot, we're full.

*my wife's son

Does the Midwest receive the same amount of UV as, let's say, LA?

Guys. I think i might have the corona. I been sick with a bad flu for about a week and i feel like shit. All my body and my head aches. Its too late ?

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I don't know why they're fucking about with it here, the stonk market is a burning wreck already so why not just shut the fucker down and maybe save some lives.

wait 2 weeks bruh

holy fuck ukraine I know why we let so many of you sick cunts into this country.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>If you let the virus kill you, you win
At least we're not racist!
Can I get an F for Britbongs, Krauts and us Swecucks in the north whom decided to go for the self extermination option?

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fugg i hope my uni stays closed till the end of april

>spoon feed me when there are 1990 other threads to read and learn from

Macro-Magic user...(it's a bot)

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Well I finally took the prep pill.
Laid down 70bucks of my hard earned cash on tp and canned foods today.
Hope I didn't just get bamboozled by hapooning fags

Any music with 120 BPM should sync properly if anyone is up for this.

thats not true though. a couple got infected and the wife got flu symptoms while the husband had a sniffle at worst. why is this happening?

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Their sheer numbers will quickly overwhelm your pissy door and some fag with a bow.

Or unironically licking and collecting stamps or flying toy airplanes

You've already had a vaccine, goran 2nd of November was the Nordic bloc

>you should be asking where this all leads too
nature.com/news/engineered-bat-virus-stirs-debate-over-risky-research-1.18787
zerohedge.com/geopolitical/what-are-odds-timeline-facts-linking-covid-19-hiv-wuhans-secret-bio-lab
It's a failed experiment or a biological weapon.

>we will all get this eventually
No we fucking won't. Do we have herd immunity against the common cold, often caused by a coronavirus? FUCK NO.
Do we have herd immunity against the yearly mutations of influenza? FUCK NO.
Do not delude yourself into thinking that herd immunity would protect us, or anyone.

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Raleigh NC user, pretty sure I've got it. Can't figure out where though.

Is it worth even getting tested at this point? or should I just stay inside and ride it out.

I said eternal reinfection, some here believe that
you will get the virus again and again and will be contagious for the rest of your life.
"For those patients who have been cured, there is a likelihood of a relapse," Zhan said in a briefing on January 31. "The antibody will be generated; however, in certain individuals, the antibody cannot last that long."

>the human race does not have the technology required to prevent the spread of coronaviruses
Where’s are alien bro’s when we need them

wecuzkangs only 12 cases

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