How much money would it take for you to let scientists infect you with COVID-19 ???

make it as a tv reality show and people line up for it free

but I wont take some virus with unknown stages (we only know the first one atm) or let some fuckers inject me with shitloads of experimental vaccines

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I'd do it for a dimebag and a handie one.
Germs can't kill me, I'm a hobbesian cesspit.

50 euros
could make it 40

This. The odds of me getting it anyway are pretty high. I'm young and healthy so it's not like it's going to be an issue.

I’d pay them $20 under the condition they would provide a 2 week around the continent tour of Africa.

>poorfag
Not really. Just a greedfag. 500€ is a lot of batsoup.

$250,000

We all already have it.

i'd do it for like 10k

$3.50

20k maybe? I'll beat the shit out of that faggy virus.

5K would be enough

€58.000

In the UK they are offering 3.5k. Seriously you can sign up to help find a cure.

alright tree fiddy got me here is a (you)

Really? Where do I sign up?

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2k and a luxury can of soup

ICU life is the ultimate NEET life.

you think you're getting the 1-2% death rate coronavirus but they'll actually infect you with the 30% one.

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You'll get it - if you want it or not, brainlet. If someone offers you $1, you'd still be better off.

I would do it FOR FREE
I want off this ride

Seriously. You just want 2 months salary to be a lab rat?

$100k + greencard or UK citizenship would be considerable. Make it 150k and guarantee employment then I'm in.

Theres a good chance a lot of you will get it anyway since it doesnt seem to be contained at all. Then when theres no room in the hospital and youre stuck at home doing it >for free youll wish you were getting paid to sit in a hospital with close attention

It's mortality rater in your people is less than 1% and that's with lack of testing so really it's probably under 0.2%.

100k upfront, 250k paid upon cessation of trial, to me or to my family upon death

$10000. I already have it so I doubt it'd make a difference unless it has already mutated into a new strain.

Seriously?
About 5K, maybe less depending were they are going to put me.

Nothing, our economy is going to tank and money will be worthless.

I would do it for a threesome with Eva and Monica

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>2 week vacation off from work, wife and kids

If they let me drink, eat, take xanax and gave me a computer I'd pay $1000 or so.

They should infect criminals, lying journalists and politicians for 0$.
Just round them up and use them as guinea pigs.
I wouldn't take all the money in the world.

Exactly this

$50k

Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

$500

>Sacrificing your health for counterfeit jew tokens

Never gonna make it

add lawyers and we have a deal

smart, and would literally work

My office building in Seattle was infected with what is now confirmed to be COVID19 on a diff floor, where the person went home feb 28 sick. That same week, 2 team members went home coughing and running fever. I had a sick day st the same, feb 27 I think ust from a headache and fever with nothing else happening. Seems like a big nothing for most people

Probably about 40k.

disgusting

Yet london is doing it for a measly £3500

FluCamp.

1million if medication and perfect 5 star healthcare is guarenteed.
i would probably do it for less but with 1 million and good investing i never have to work again.

$7k and all my living expenses paid for in a medical facility for the duration of the tests. I'm 24 and Yas Forums, this virus is literally nothing so it's free fucking money

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500 billion euros minimum

In holland researchers will pay 4k if they can infect and monitor you

I'd price the cure at $5,000

but then again I'm not a jew

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this

Well you're sick for a week or two, so I'd need to at least replace my salary, plus I'd like to profit a bit, so I'd do it for 5-10k