AUS/POL/ - 2 DAYS TIL THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EDITION

servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/news/750-one-economic-support-payment

all in

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everyone i know is sick. i am sick. it is definitely coronavirus.

anyone else? report in

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HEP ME
HEP ME
HEP ME

*HELPED*
wew lad

Good night frens
I'm gonna fake suicide and waste some gov resources
Let's pray I make it past the consultation room and to the leather couch this time

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Any updates on tarrants trial?

don't forget to collect your complimentary cookies on the way out

bust a but

You though that was bad mate I saw this today mate

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why the sudden surge of aus threads

The only thing he achieved is less freedom for New Zealanders and that was the actual plan. Yes muslims are like an infection in our societies but the real threat is the group that brings them in. Killing a dozen of muslims doesn't solve anything when they are being pumped in by millions.

I wouldn't blame those sexy gay men in leather but rather the parents of that little girl.
Why the hell would you take your child to a gay parade?

damn, fuck me

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>Tindr
>Grindr
Thats gotta be from
>Hippofuckr

Don't forget to make a pass at the psychiatric professional.
Ask 'em if they wanna finger your bumhole.
Always gives 'em pause.

>kiwi
leave or kill yourself

>childcare
Drag Queen Storytime..?

Good god. Imagine the SM*LL of that landwhale.

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Brenton Tarrant's an Australian hero!

>traineeship at childcare centre
there is no hope for us is there

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Fuck you tinder

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are you the diesel mechanic?

Stay the fuck away from me faggot

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That nose piercing looks like shop

Tinder posting is fun
>is it a man or a woman

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I've had a mild cough for the past 6 weeks.
In the second week I was extremely lethargic.

It probably wasn't Wuhan Coronavirus, but I need this fucker to leave me alone. I need to be in good health so I can make the most of the next 3 months of being cocoon mode.

2/2

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looks more like chad

Put it away, luv

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Why so masculine?

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>extremely lethargic
and coughing up a lot of mucus.
The cough wasn't mild at that point.

As far as I can tell I didn't have a fever.

Why are Aus girls so easy for Americans?

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This is the reason why I gave up on tinder/bumble way too many subhumans to go through. too much time for fuck all pay off.

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>festivals
>worldtraveller
>blogger
how do we fix this?

Nah nurse.

The xx is good for hanging out.

don't be a bigot

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Could ask the same of mutt girls for Aussies
>see pic

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You know you want it.

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Would smash
Most likely with a brick

I'm feeling pretty tired and have a headache but I've only had like 6 hours a night this week

its coronavirus for sure

she isnt from newcastle is she?

Culturally insensitive!

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Deep state false flags aren't anything to celebrate...also it failed and jacinda is history in 5 months and you didn't get our guns

Buy bush land in Tasmania. I'll be waiting for you in van diemen's land user.

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>his face
Had he fucked it?

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I'm already here user, started digging a fortification into the hillside lastnight

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that's his dad

Nice to see my lazy meme is still being used.

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Hey lads, gym butt girl user from Sunday here. Guy at work has corona. Win some lose some. Might die.

look what this tomboy did to herself.

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how do they afford to feed 3 children as a single mother?

I was on board until the 3 kids part.

Instead of putting your pen in your pocket you could put it sideways through that bloke's nostrils

the government.

Your building a bunker? Coolio I'm glad you're here.

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Bulk gibs

Shame.

Real talk. I have friends, not many, but I have friends. They are going to the pub in St Kilda, Melbourne tomorrow. 2 friends are confirmed sick. Would you see your friends in an urban setting during a pandemic?

>Meanwhile we got a bloke from Melbourne named Mohammed Ibrahim stabbing people to death yelling Allahu Akbar.

jacobinmag.com/2020/3/australia-far-right-fascist-violence-asio

Here's another perspective on that. You will probably be all like REEEE JACOBIN LEFTIST RAG but it gives you specific cases of the inconsistency in treating hard-right and Islamic terrorism differently.

i mean that would have to be some extreme gibs to be able to rent a house by themselves, even in radelaide, r-right?

What a shame.

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I'm schizophrenic, does that count?

take my advice and do not click on that.

Youd be surprised the amount of gibs one single mother gets, especially with three little shitbags.

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Yes but only at their place or yours, not a pub

Noone here has memory retention greater than 24. Pics of ya bum, ya bum.

Can get a house for less than 300 pw in northern suburbs. That woman works, probably gets money from baby daddy too

Found "their" tinder profile.

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unironically this

i know you get a lump sum for each kid per year if you are earning under a certain amount, but i need more numbers. im guessing theres some sort of child support going on because 3 kids would be a gnarly money drain

Got the fuckhead part right

Why do these women go to so much trouble to end up being just another paunchy beta male ? No man is ever going to take them seriously as a bloke, they'll never be [one o the lads]. All this effort just to increase the number of open-beaked Nintendo cucks ? o.O

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lmao saw that over here in west aus. some dumb slut of a journo trawls these boards for shit like that to report on. sad!

boards.Yas Forums.org/pol/thread/247838662#bottom
Some AFP cunt made a gun on his ASIO thread

After the first one they get cheaper

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Fucking Adelaide in a nutshell

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You forgot all the coin she's making form hocking her box every night, user.

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holy fuck that makes my dick feel funny

She's cute and in my city. The children problem can be solved pretty easily.
Gib.

Mental illness, don't worry they usually commit suicide within ten years when they realise they fucked up

Too late user

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