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Oiiii!
OIIIII!!!!!
YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT YOU'RE CARRYING SIX ROLLS OVER THE QUEEN'S LIMIT! THAT'LL BE A FINE OF £300 POUNDS AND WE'RE SEIZING YOUR PAPER HYGIENE ITEMS. THIS IS A HATE CRIME.
DON'T BE DROLL
FLUSH THAT ROLL.
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Oiiii!
OIIIII!!!!!
YOU CHEEKY FUCKING CUNT YOU'RE CARRYING SIX ROLLS OVER THE QUEEN'S LIMIT! THAT'LL BE A FINE OF £300 POUNDS AND WE'RE SEIZING YOUR PAPER HYGIENE ITEMS. THIS IS A HATE CRIME.
DON'T BE DROLL
FLUSH THAT ROLL.
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>keeping you safe
This has to be satire, right?
>keeping you safe by tracking credit card purchases of toilet paper in real time and using parallel construction to send bobbies in their cuck cars after you
>before an afternoon of "find the pointed stick" in the park
damn it must be shameful to be british right now
What if his van door swings open and discharges its deadly payload of kitchen towel, shea butter toilet paper and the incredibly lethal packet of baby wipes with the hard plastic top?
One of those hitting your windscreen at 40mph will kill as surely as any bullet.
fined 300 quid for the overload
>not for the toilet roll
Why are normies buying a lifetime's supply of toilet paper?
Are they actually retarded?
Do they ever stop to think about their actions?
>This has to be satire, right?
nope
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>entire country is slowly bleeding to death
>spend all day issuing tickets for lavatory violations
the UK police force truly is peak clown world
Face it a couple dozen rolls isn't that much. I only have 200 rolls, I figure that's only like 3 months worth tops. Less if I eat at Arby's.
Fucking toilet paper retards. Why is everyone so worried about their assholes during this pandemic. Had to go to three stores today to find some.
My fucking God, that's horrific. Someone needs to do something.
Oy! Ya got a loicense for these bum wipes m8?
>Why is everyone so worried about their assholes during this pandemic.
Too many shills saying it's a nothing burger, it was way way too much shilling, made it so obvious that even the normie faggots caught on.
Way to go, dumbfuck.
>we seized 20 rolls of deadly 2-ply assault toilet paper
To be fair he did have too much toilet paper.
is this real
> OOOOORDER
Brexit was a fail, you fit perfectly in the EU.
100% bet it was a chink
>'We stopped this vehicle at Blackwall Tunnel and found it was more than a tonne overweight.
The fine is because of the overweight, not because toilet paper.
How many days does one roll lasts for you?
it's always because of something like this.
Yas Forums anti-anglos are retards who get baited easily by the daily mail over and over again
days? plural?? lol
~3 rolls = 1 day which is why I prefer the 3 rolls in 1
The point is valid. You don't need that much toilet paper. Toilet paper won't help you survive a pandemic, even if you are in a lockdown for 2 months. Specially, when you can clean your ass with some wet rag.
How do you overload your van with toilet paper. LMAO
You're doing God's work out there officer, lost my grandmother to a toilet paper roll
You're trying, and failing, to miss the point. The point is too much shilling against buying TP started a snowball effect. Sometimes shilling can have a horseshoe effect where it becomes way too obvious.
That's the point.
UK Police aren't real police anymore. They're a sinister joke. Just hope you don't suffer any real crime if you come to the UK, as they won't want to help you.
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Just nuke bongland now. We don't need it.
It was a trick question. I wanted response from him so he'll say he shits every hour, because that's only way to use so much of it.
3 rolls in 1 day? you'll better buy a fleshlight and so you don't spend so much in toilet paper, you wanker
Oi mate wheres yer loisence fer all that toilet pahper?
Probably not just paper rolls, but if you pile some tools or maybe a generator and the rest of the van is filled with paper, then you could overload the van.
The focus on the toilet paper is just to shame people, no the reason the van was overweight.
oi, you got your loicense for that shite paper m8?
>keeping you safe
>camming too much
Bullshit, as long as all the contents are contained within the van and all doors are securely closed, there's no reason to fine that man. And judging by volume the toilet paper takes, I doubt that the van was overloaded either. You just fined someone 300 pounds for buying too much toilet paper for your liking and you're delusional enough to believe it's to "keep us safe". What a powertripping faggot you have to be to do such shit. Jesus Christ UK police is the most dystopian reality check one will get.
Yeah, probably.
fuck him anyway
>Do you have a loicense for that bogroll
they tracked the credit card purchase and used their police powers to do parallel construction on the van owner, they didn't just "happen" to find an overloaded van, and also if you look, it doesn't even look like the van is actually jammed full of tp, but rather the dishonest bobbies have piled it up on the very gate to make it look like the van is full
but it's like one layer deep, so the van isn't full
we're going to see a lot of evidence of the depth of the british police state here soon with cheeky articles like these, the purpose of which is to instruct the public in their little lessons they are going to learn
oi oi wots dis then
OIII MATE YOU GOT A LIOCENSE FOR THOSE TOILET ROLLS?
We made you safer by making you 300 quids lighter.
>Didn't know how to use the three seashells
Issued him a ticket.
A motorist has been fined £300 after being caught in a van which was more than a ton overweight because he had stockpiled toilet roll.
>van which was more than a ton overweight
That's not a copper that's just some poor dumb fuck dressed in hi vis getting his virgin scooter stolen
What does that mean? If you can close the door of van then its fine, correct?
No, the shilling is not against buying TP. The shilling was agains the covid being somehing other than a flu. Media sided with the WHO telling everyone this was a nothing burger and China did it so well. And obviously, they were wrong. Now media is acting like this is the end of the world and we can see the worst part of the pandemia: the panic.
The thing about the TP is not shilling against buying it. The thing is buying TP like is worth gold is the stupid part. And that's why you can see a lot of people mocking stupid people for buying so much.
You know why you don't see "shills against buying food or water"? because that makes all sense, because you need food an water to survive. but TP? you can clean your ass with almost anything.
Buying so mucht TP is just stupid.
the phrasing doesn't help much honestly
>the driver is 300£ lighter from the fine we issued him
why are bobbies so smug? I'd punch them in the face if they had the audacity to talk like that irl
It's the actual sheep logic. People in 1st world countries use toilet paper daily, thus they consider that they need toilet paper.
The issue is that people do not see that toilet paper is really a rather small luxury and not a necessity by any means. They are just so used to it that they do not see any alternatives. Even if some of the alternatives are actually MORE hygienic.
Thus, when they correctly get the idea that toilet paper will get hoarded, they will try to get their hands on toilet paper.
>OI M8
>WHERE'S YOU BOG ROLL LOISENCE?
Bet it was a chink, poo, or "Asian" with all of that TP.
lmao what a fucking wanker, relaxing around an ethnic neighbourhood
what an absolute fucking retard. if someone doesn't electric booagloo for the high score and take out the local cops while they're at it on their way to meet the Valkyries embrace quite frankly I can see why the entirety of the white race deserves every fucking thing it gets right now. faggot probably went home to watch another episode of game of thrones and is still saving up for that new vacuum cleaner like a typical fucking consumerist modern white jack off
Still prettier than British women.
I read it was a traffic ward or some shit they call it and that he had asked the shitskins to show their license
You must be one fat bastard. Enjoy your ass cancer at 50
A couple of dozen rolls last for a year if you use a bidet.
YOU GOT A LOISCENSE FOR THOSE SHIT TICKETS?
>xhe's calling it "covid"
It's the Chinese Virus, user.
And the point is too much shilling against panic buying is having a horse shoe effect where it's causing panic, there's way too much shilling in general and it never works. That's why Trump won after all.
what a shithole of a country. imagine living in that totalitarian regime. china seems more free
Oi yeh got yer arse woiping purmit wiffya bruvv?
I haven't seen any info on traking the credit card purchase on anything like that. The only info I've got is the one in the daily mail page.
The £300 fine is when a vehicle is 15-30% overweight. As far as I know, that doesn't cout just the cargo, but the vehicle and the cargo.
From the pictures, it seems the van is pretty heavy, cargo included, so it really doesn't seem that unbelievable that 15% overweight.