/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1986

You're supposed to eat it. Go buy more. The point is to keep a buffer stored.

Gary knows the dark secrets. Garyposting is a spell cast to keep Corona-chan strong. The moment it stops, she loses some of her power. Each /cvg/ thread that goes by without Gary's seal of approval and good luck will diminish the power of our egregore Contagion Queen Corona-chan. Thanks, Gary.

cOwOna viwus

Wow, only famous people in America get infected.

That or only rich people are doing the test, and the infection runs deep in the states.

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The more you eat, to more you toot.
>Not using your virus infected farts to gas the kikes irl

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Alright user here that OD'ed on D-Vitamin, Zinc and C-Vitamin.

Actually feel better now. I've also begun drinking Chamomille with Honey, and compensating with lots of Water.

Gotta piss literally constantly, but feels like im actually pissing out the virus. Every shit I take feels like "something bad" just left my body. I'm being cleansed, body and soul.

The cough is not gone yet, but my Fever is has gone down and I don't feel like shit anymore. The cough however is not dry anymore, coughing up yellow-dark brown phlegm with regular intervals.

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My mother told me that her coworker got back from Italy less than 2 weeks ago. She is now feeling tired and starting to coof. Goodbye, friends.

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DOW reached 21K yesterday, fucking celebrities getting infected
JUST IN BREAKING
PH DIPLOMAT IS THE FIRST INFECTED IN UN HQ
msn.com/en-ph/news/world/philippines-diplomat-is-first-coronavirus-case-at-un-hq/ar-BB1184NX?li=BBr8Mkn

It's all gonna be OK.

>Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu
Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu
>Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu
Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu
>Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu
Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bat flu

>all these public figures getting infected suddenly
>people still think that governments are giving us the real numbers
Nobody knows until everybody knows, right?

>buys gummy vitamins
>eats the whole bottle at once
user...

I‘m happy for you user. Seems like your body is getting rid of the virus.

hehehe

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PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
>PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
>PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
>PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
>PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
>PH DIPLOMAT FIRST INFECTED AT UN HQ
msn.com/en-ph/news/world/philippines-diplomat-is-first-coronavirus-case-at-un-hq/ar-BB1184NX?li=BBr8Mkn

Public figures travel and have contact with lots of people who also travel constantly. Us poor fags have contact with lol 10 poor fags top none who ever travel. Our networks are tiny.

Real fucking happening. Finally.

my friend is going crazy in his house because he can't have sex with roasties on hookup apps over coronavirus

are NPCs really this stupid?

This threads get more comfy everytime
Also nice trips

No. Accept the inevitable.

Italians are already going crazy
twitter.com/Manucasy/status/1238244173570080768
nvm they were already

>2 people of interest in the facility I work at but we wont know until tomorrow or today whether or not they are wu flu positive
How fucked am I?

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I have nothing better to do than to shitpost now
Everything's closed :(

Leaf's law.

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238369573319127042

JAPAN NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Pillform, took x3 D-vitamin pills both with 35 ug (105 ug) and x2 C-Vitamin/Zinc with 500 ug C and 8ug Zinc (1000 ug C-Vitamin and 18 ug Zinc).

How much higher do you think the infected is than the published numbers in that country?

BASED NIHONJIN!!!

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Already dead

>Grandpa tell us about Bane
>How did he know it was time to quarantine and wear a mask because of a bat
Well kids...

I have contact with hundreds of people every day at work though

2ch wew

I heard weed somehow kills or prevents the mighty corona, can anyone confirm?
Im asking for a friend

>cases north and south of me
>a few miles away from a disease epicenter
>and now a potential case is to be confirmed in my town
I'm caught in Corona-chan's web and all I can do is wait for her to bleed me dry.

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I don't know man, maybe we already have thousands of infected, just not getting tested since we don't normally get tested with symptoms that resemble the flu or "trangkaso" in our case

fucking bugchasers.

Based AF

Fuck you, Gary.

>he thought oversocializing was a good idea
Sucks to be you. RIP user

I hope coronachan helps us preserve human biodiversity in the end

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I'd happily die from coronavirus if I could just get to drown in those tiddies once.

The current consensus is that any form of smoking is going to make it lethal for you. It's Pneumonia after all.

>Spic asking if marijuana is a magic cure for everything.

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remove Corona

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yes bro weed cures everything smoking will definitely aid you during a respiratory illness 420 light it up haha

lmao since i posted this whore first time you niggers keep using her.
i gave you all dutch fever.

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French teacher here. As seen in the OP, Macron announced that all schools are to be closed, at all levels (from playgroups for babies to university) from Monday. I am going innawoods to the family residence in the country, going to plan online classes for my pupils - the learning must go on.

Yesterday, I went to make a big purchase of tinned/dry goods, and got enough to last us for maybe half a month. The supermarket was normal, rather few people actually, so there were no problems for us.

For some reason, the municipal elections are still going ahead. I for one will not be participating.

I hope so as well. I fucking hope it ends all the globohomos in one fell swoop

Blessed Gary post

Cringed pretty hard

SWIM told me it was in the terpenes. Limonene, pinene, and linalool

Rare, hows corona in havana, is she welcomed there?

ESTONIA 41
>ESTONIA 41
ESTONIA 41
>ESTONIA 41
ESTONIA 41
>ESTONIA 41

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Genuine question, not bait.

I don't want to quit weed (not bait), but I haven't been smoking all month because of coronavirus. I've been cooking with it instead. I don't like edibles because I always make them too strong.

Anyone know how bad vaporizers are for your lungs? Something like pic related - you put the herb in a metal chamber, then heat the chamber with a a butane jet torch. Presumably there's no ash. How ban would inhaling, say, 1g of "vaporized" herb be? Compared to inhaling something terrible like smoke, and inhaling something harmless like steam, where does this fall?

Please respond, I know weed is degenerate but I'm not willing to quit. I'm not a normalfag.

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the pneumonia might come after be ready

almost 5k

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I don't know if I must feel sad or pity

u guys are so mean *weeps*

why is Gary's list getting longer? also fuck this bot leaf

Don’t touch face.. Allergies starting up from bullshit pollen in trees and other plant things... FmL

dude i hope i get this shitty lil chest cold and die
>gib me the sweet embrace of death i hate paying bills

stop smoking weed you degenerate fag.

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>got enough to last us for maybe half a month
>half a month
so what liberal arts/social pseudo science do you teach bro?

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i thought estonians don't like being close with each other, is it the chilly breeze that's carrying the nCoV?

do you guys remember when just chinks were dying and nobody gives a fuck about it?

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Well we got 3 confirmed cases so far, but I heard rumors there’s posibly 5+ more but they’re unconfirmed
It sucks to live here but at least we have a reliable medical system

May God keep you and your family safe user.

Cause days pass, ya fag

The ones that control the world want the old to die so the young can be easily manipulated...

Die you useless fucking mick

Oversocialized went to Italy and other oversocialized fags played volleyball with Milanese people. They doomed us all, otherwise we would be below 5.

You will get better fren. Rest and hidrate

I always blaze up when sick. It gives me superpowercoofs, kills pain and makes me sleepy. Whiskey, weed and tea with honey, my cure for everything

yeah it was like 3 weeks ago, life comes at you fast

>Whole country is literally dying
>Can't stop using drugs for literally 2 months because muh weed

Weed isn't addictive though

>Anyone know how bad vaporizers are for your lungs? Something like pic related - you put the herb in a metal chamber, then heat the chamber with a a butane jet torch. Presumably there's no ash. How ban would inhaling, say, 1g of "vaporized" herb be? Compared to inhaling something terrible like smoke, and inhaling something harmless like steam, where does this fall?
i've got no science to back it up, but when i vape it doesnt 'feel' as bad for my lungs as burning weed. you also need a lot less to get stoned, and therefore smoke less.

How's SCUM as a game

Until a day or so ago it cost roughly $1,331 on the low end to get a test. Recently a Cali senator cornered the CDC leader, during a hearing on corona, on a provision where he could authorize footing the bill for testing in this kind of scenario. Leader final said yes they would so now anyone in the states can get tested free of charge, but don't expect this to be covered wouldn't want the poor economy to suffer more.

no carcinogens from the smoke. THC vaporizes at 180 degrees F. So really you are only getting the vapor from the plant. Being as THC itself isn't toxic or carcinogenic you are much much better off vaping weed than smoking it.

>in the face of a global pandemic
>stoner faggots can't put down the weed for a couple months
>NOT ADDICTIVE BTW
If you smoke weed past high school and maybe college you should just kys anyway, fuck off and go get infected nigger

>dutch fever

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Japan just dropped a bunch of travel bans and restrictions.
If you are in one of the following countries, you can't come to Japan.
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200310/k10012323111000.html
Israel.
Iraq.
India.
El Salvador.
Oman.
Ghana.
Korea.
Kiribati.
Kyrgyzstan.
Kuwait.
Cook Islands.
Comoros.
Saudi Arabia.
Samoa.
British Gibraltar.
Syria.
Sri Lanka.
Slovakia.
Solomon Islands.
China.
Tuvalu.
Republic of Trinidad and Tobago.
Turkmenistan.
Niue.
Nepal.
Bahrain.
Vanuatu.
Philippines.
Bhutan.
French Polynesia.
Marshall Islands.
Malaysia.
Micronesia.
Mongolia.
Lebanon.

Based corona-chan wants to clean the world off the weak. Unimaginably based.

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i think vaping dank is way better than smoking blunts or bongs not only do you save money and weed but It doesn’t do half the damage smoking does, I think you’re good bro

any evidence it messes up male fertility?

I only play rally and plane simulations sorry

big yikes. The quarantine turned out to be rehab for coomers

Digits for GRRM. Seriously, that fat fuck hasn't accomplished anything in over a decade.

do these filters work against corona?

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T-that not seems corona related user...

>austria not on list
>italy not on list
>-stan who?s on list
makes no sense

I wanted to do a 2 month's supply but it would have cost me money I don't have and required 4 trolleys to fill. I filled a trolley to the brim.

The country residence also has a mini-farm where vegetables etc are currently being grown, so I'm not too worried.

Don't be autistic. Doing something is still better than doing nothing.

anyone else want to finish a co-op run of divinity original sin 2 during the quarantine?

Literally built for black bulls. Who is this?

anyone planning on making coronavirus merch after this all blows over?

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Will Gary deliver a special message at 5,000?

Still only 5x more deaths in Italy than threads

too little too late there japboi

Anyone else feel a coof coming on?

I used to live in Waco and just moved to Houston in the middle of last year. It was to be close to family but the big city is a fuckimg hellhole and not comfy at all, miss my 10 person country bumpkin circle tbf. Not long before all of this wretched metropolitan hellhole is coofing up a lung

the commies here are spreading faje news left and right that Cuba made a vaccine for corona chan lol

If you are in these countries you have to undergo quarantine and health checks and other restrictions
Ireland.
Argentina.
Azerbaijan.
Albania.
Armenia.
Israel.
Iran.
India.
Ukraine.
Uzbekistan.
Ecuador.
Ethiopia.
Guyana.
Cameroon.
Northern Macedonia.
Guinea.
Cyprus.
Cuba.
Croatia.
Kenya.
Ivory Coast.
Costa Rica.
Kosovo.
Columbia.
Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Zambia.
British Gibraltar.
Georgia.
Zimbabwe.
Slovakia.
Sudan.
Equatorial Guinea.
Senegal.
St. Kitts and Nevis.
St. Vincent and the Grenadines.
St. Lucia.
Thailand.
Taiwan.
Tajikistan.
China.
Chile.
Togo.
Turkmenistan.
Turkey.
Nigeria.
Niger.
Nepal.
Bahrain.
Paraguay.
Palestine.
Bangladesh.
Bhutan.
Bulgaria.
Brunei.
Burundi. Vietnam.
Benin.
Venezuela.
Belarus.
Peru. Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Hong Kong.
Macau. Mari. Malta. South Africa.
Myanmar. Monaco. Moldova. Jordan. Laos. Latvia. Lithuania.
Liberia. Rwanda.
Russia.

You should ban us also. this is suspicious.

P100/P3 is good, just pair it with protective eyeglasses

Buy a Zeus Arc GT dry-herb vaporizer. Best one there is.

>have friend in Denmark
>talked to him last Sunday, tell him to do at least some basic prepping, even if it's just a big supermarket trip for a couple of week's worth of food
>"just a flu bro I'm not particularly concerned actually it's good plane tickets will become cheaper"
>pandemic declared, schools closed
>"fuck man why is everybody buying all the stuff why is everything so expensive FUCK"

>another friend in Germany
>would half-listen to my warnings since more than a month ago, still wouldn't prep
>"yeah man i get its bad but not THAT bad we'll just get a vaccine or something only old people will be affected anyways i lift so i have good health"
>Pandemic announced a couple of hours later, universities in Berlin to be closed and start of summer semester postponed
>He quickly calls me and asks me what the fuck to do because he doesn't have a mask and he can't find any

Nothingburgers are such amusing fellows

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Kek, never change jungle commies. Cuba cant even make shoelaces properly

>it would have cost me money I don't have
>grown man can't afford a month of groceries in advance
god teachers and professors are the most cucked people on the planet.

Yes, P100 (P3) works just fine.

My whole stash is nearly empty within a week.

I‘m more likely to die of heart attack than from this killer flu

STFU GOOK FUCK

link new breads to old ones anons.

checked
Estonia has 41 total confirmed infected now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>Israel
Based samurais

>cringes

Where's the US? Where's most of the European Countries?

>imagine giving a fuck about a global pandemic
U need to chill and smoke some bro

Coof on every t shirt. Anyone wearing that shit deserves to die.

I know I'm a weak faggot but I just become so awfully numb and sad when I'm not high. I've tried quitting for days on end but the sadness doesn't go away. I know I'm mentally ill and I should take up a hobby like gardening or something, but I only have the motivation to do anything while on drugs. Whenever I take a drug I am filled with so much optimism, and I just can't will the optimism to come when I'm not high, even by forcing myself to do things. I cleaned my (parents') house the other day - it didn't make me feel any better. I'm fucked.

>2 months
you think it's going to end that quick?

Yeah I've used a vaporiser before and it wasn't bad. but I used this weak one where you inhale for like 20 seconds, these cheap "induction" vaporisers you heat with a torch I believe are almost instant and puffy clouds. So I'm worried it's basically the same as lighting herb.

thanks friend. I think I'll just buy it and see how harsh it is.

damn

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Israel, Slovakia, China are in both lists. Is Nippon retarded or just retarded?

This

Haha, hope you die slowly

NEW AUSTRIA NUMBERS
>NEW AUSTRIA NUMBERS
NEW AUSTRIA NUMBERS
>NEW AUSTRIA NUMBERS
Stand, 13.03.2020, 08:00 Uhr
Tested: 6.582
Confirmed: 428
Recovered: 6
RIP: 1

>230 euro
A bit pricey. I'll consider it thanks.

The people that push diversity dont really like diversity, thats just the excuse
The goal is to destroy white people
So that image is telling them they will get what they want

No, but you probably won't be able to get it then anyway so the problem will solve itself.

I feel surprisingly ok. I'm a bus driver too, so probably got it already.

I want a classic "world tour" style shirt

yes yes

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>tfw patient died in my town and mother is a healthcare worker
>I have a cough and she has temperature

Guys help! I have penis elbow

only in the general direction on mudslimes

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This does not make any fucking sense, why the fuck would they still risk infection especially when they're the first ones to have confirmed cases. Do they really have to save face and earn those shekels really bad? Jesus fuck, what the fuck is happening in Japan, what the fuck is Abe even thinking

kill yourself

Normies will have a rude awakening when the last slice of bread sells for 1000 Euros and the last toilet paper available is for two handjobs and one anal at the street corner

I survived SJS when I was in highschool and that had a mortality rate of 1-5%. I should be alright...right?

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I'll be drinking top quality wine in the country while you're probably dying in some urban area.

meh

F
feed her plenty of Vit C

I would happily trade both my parents and grandparents dying to this if it means that africa and south america get completely obliterated by this

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS AND SPICS

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>over half of the American flags talking about COVID-19 outside of /cvg/ unironically think it's a nothingburger only killing a handful of boomers before dying out during the summer
>actually believe the media is hyping it to cause panic
Explain yourselves America