>2700 cases
>6 dead
>early Easter break begins soon
>if you have corona, barricate yourself in a closet and don’t use whatsapp, social contacts could doom you
When’s spring going to come, once we hit 20 Celsius, this shit is over.
Kraut Yas Forums general - Merkel says “no more socialising”
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Logan King
Hot weather doesn't seem to be helping Iran
Luke Peterson
can we con all the lgbtqp's to have a rebellious corona poz party?
Matthew Hughes
What weather did China, Iran, and Italy have when cases started soaring?
Jace Peterson
Fuck Merkel.
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Robert Long
>be me
>trying to contact responsible person in the army since an hour and a half
>all of them are confused and super busy with something
>According to some autists in here there will be "severe changes in life" announced today by Kurz
G-guys?
Kayden Johnson
Probably he'll shut down life in Austria
Ethan Sanders
wow... quarantine is visible at once - early Kraut/pol/ bread!
Easton Parker
bierwurst war ausverkauft schon wieder
Bentley Williams
probably military enforced curfew
tell friends and family to stock up on food RIGHT NOW
Lincoln Perry
about time
Charles Evans
OP, are you BfV or BKA?
Samuel Cooper
BKA
Hudson Carter
>Merkel sagt wieder dummen Scheiß, um die Erfüllung des Kalergi-Plans voranzutreiben
>Der deutsche Michel schläft
Wyatt Robinson
there you go, a proper pic, freshly made!
Logan Walker
>BKA
why don't they take us serious anymore??
Robert Green
brainlet here, genuine question, what does DAX crash mean for ordinary people? inflation?
Brayden Williams
okay, who of you is Lithuanon?
Julian Hill
>will the real Lithuanon please stand up
well... you should have guessed by the pics... :D
Angel Martinez
>"please don't organize anymore goyim"
they will shut down any and all protests won't they
Hudson Bell
EU niggers pretend they are okay.
When you faggots come begging to Murrica again we will say NO
Christopher Thomas
I'm way ahead of these morons, I haven't socialised for months
Anthony Carter
Vielen dank kamerad
Landon Gomez
yes, probably
same
Dominic Baker
you're posing the question wrong - DAX falling in solitude would mean one thing, DAX falling today is quite different beast - it is not alone, and it will depend on what will be done by (((ECB))). which will probably be to print and inject, which inevitably will lead to inflation. but even that is not assured, because business will go bust en mass, and people will not get wages, so ... then again Weimar managed to produce hyperinflation during massive unemployment. you see, economy is not a real science, despite what merchants have been telling you all these years. economy is based on mass psychology with added factors from money printing, international situation etc etc. in short, hard times are ahead.
Sebastian Wood
Only if they are gay, but as long as they live recluse it should be fine.
Ryder Wilson
Too late, Merkel.
Jaxon Brooks
>they will shut down any and all protests won't they
Präzise formuliert, Volksgenosse!
after the shit they announced yesterday, i'm extra careful :DD
glowniggers are out in full force now
Sieg Heil!
Samuel Morales
>Kₐₘₑᵣₐd
James Stewart
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ami go home
Liam Morgan
Thanks user
Ian Peterson
>they announced yesterday
qrd? did I miss anything?
Logan Young
>Germany
Cringe.
Xavier Hernandez
Where is the massproduction of disinfection solution? Where is disinfection of the streets?
Control of borders?
This time this might really be the end. Just because "muh refugees" you are willing to literally kill your people, whats the fucking point even.
Why can't they just copy South Korea.
Gabriel Howard
you are already dead
Noah Williams
>Why can't they just copy South Korea
I think it has to do with the fact that would admit Americans won the Korean War.
Benjamin Cooper
>disinfection of the streets
i like where you're going user
Hunter Murphy
>Vielen
>kamerad
i don't like this way of writing at all..
this shit glows massively
you know our mockingbird CIA-Newspaper, (((WELT)))? since a few hours they have increased their shill-machinery threefold and the glowniggers of the Verfassungsschutz have now officially declared the "Wing" of the AfD (Höcke) "right-wing extremists" and start infiltrating them
Aiden Thompson
Gee i wonder.
Lucas Brown
American kids are pretty cool.
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Evan Brown
Exactly. Setting a deadline to a still uncured virus is idiocy.
Carter James
well, expect the dying beast to lash out. nothing out of ordinary
I especially liked that poor BKA lad yesterday who got nuked with brethren moon out of cat's arse
Luke Flores
But as a black man, i'm still allowed to rape white women no?
Cooper Davis
Its going to be really entertaining now that the refugees will spread it in their camps take the public transportation won’t shower cough everywhere and lick shit to show their faith in islam and will be filling up our medical system even more... we are kind of fucked
Oliver Rogers
No, that is wrong.
Daniel Smith
>that poor BKA lad
wut?
Anthony Brooks
Why?
They like it and the police don't do anything.
Elijah Price
Me either. Fuck talking to people. That shit is wack.
Samuel Adams
If you're asking for permission then you're not even trolling about raping right.
Matthew Gray
Just imagine LA with their open defecation on sidewalks. Most Americans think the coronavirus is being exaggerated and they oppose any lockdowns.
Christopher Jones
>Gee i wonder.
is this (You)?
Ryder Thompson
...
Ethan Reed
my 200 pound auntie has taken my grandmother to the theatre yesterday and now she's sneezing
AAAAAAAAAH
Owen Moore
Josiah Cruz
also - keks on Grzegorz Brzenszczyszczykiewicz
Jeremiah Sullivan
Let me coof to death, as long as Berlin sinks back into the primordial sludge of the Spree it's worth it.
Hudson Nguyen
Heil Kameraden.
Just finished my stash.
6KG Tüften
4KG Pasta
Various Soups and Sauces
Vitamin pills A-Z
alot of oatmeal/porridge
Milk, salt
canned Fruits
Zartbitter
Paracetamol & Anti-Dünnschissmittel
Spiritus and Gasoline.
even got some actgual sanitizer which i will use sparingly
enough for two weeks should there be longer lasting shortages.
I still think we wont have full blown death of civilization, but surely unemployment, alot of Quarantänen and Zwangsurlaub, which will lead to lock downs like in Italy.
Owen Jones
>Why?
Because rape is bad.
>They like it
Maybe the Commies do.
>the police don't do anything
incompetence
Camden Martinez
Aaron Perry
>Brzenszczyszczykiewicz
KEK
that's a great little sketch, accurate wie fick
if had to say that name out loud at gunpoint, i'd be 100% dead
Juan Kelly
kek, glownigger exposed
Blake Foster
Heil, Volksgenosse - keine Erfrischungsstäbchen? Deine erste globale Depression?
Brayden Reed
sinti-ge-silitz
Dominic Roberts
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Qom doesn't seem much warmer than Bavaria.
Asher Sanchez
0 to 20 C
But Virus stays in 37C active for 2 days on objects.
Carson Reyes
hab Haribo :D
Jackson Cook
Hot weather has always been a 'chance to maybe slow it down till winter'. Drosten said that it wouldn't help 2 days ago iirc.
Ryan Cooper
But you know that the federal governments bought all the disinfection solution right? This is why it’s out of stock everywhere
And the BMG already bought tons of isopropanol and other stuff
At this point disinfection of the streets is useless and closing borders inside Europe has a very limited use
We can’t copy South Korea, if you’d look up what they’ve done, you’d see that Germany and Europe doesn’t have the infrastructure nor the citizens willing to do this
Just wash your hands regularly, just go out when you have to, keep distance and help your parents / grandparents so they don’t have to go out
Jason Hernandez
Saw this in Peak Prosperity's comments section:
Chris,
My wife is a German ER pediatrician in the Berlin area. Yesterday she had a patient come in with all covid19 symptoms but no contact with someone who has it nor was abroad.
She was instructed by her supervising Dr. to not wear protective gear as "es ist doch Schwachsinn" meaning "it's just nonsense".
Turns out the kid is covid19 positive and had direct contact with over 20 people at the hospital... All unprotected.
Whats shocking apart from the hubris on the supervising Dr. that shift is the hospitals reaction AFTER the kids results came back...
They told her, another Dr. that attended to the kid all nurses and support staff to stay at work and finish their shifts as "if we send everyone home who contacted this patent we can just close the hospital."
So they provided her a green droplet protectant mask and finished their shift.
Expect Berlin and surrounding areas to turn into the next Milan and soon.
This is all so fucked.
Charles Rivera
>based tanyaposting
Ja, Heil auch, SombrAnon!
Ist doch ein gut gefüllter Vorratsschrank!
>sinti-ge-silitz
Hääää?
Henry Harris
works every fucking time :D
that it is! even for me this shit breaks my tongue
Joshua Jackson
People are warming up now. Just 2-3 days ago, as soo as you expressed even the mildest caution or concern, you were labled a tinfoil panikmacher by normies. All these NPCs are becoming less and less arrogant though.
Kevin Reyes
Natural selection, refugees won’t get prioritised ICU Beds, first young health German citizens then the old, then the unhealthy, the eu citizens and lastly foreigners
We just need to tell them that medicine is bad and Allah hates hospitals
Cooper Wright
are you ready for the raiding?!
Benjamin Nguyen
>refugees won’t get prioritised ICU Beds
you haven't been paying attention!
William Clark
Leo Stewart
and germany is spreading it all over Europe as well. We are getting infected from Germany and I heard rumors Germans are sending the sick to Greece on purpose
Kevin Wilson
SO IST'S RICHTIG - GEHT VERDAMMT NOCH MAL MEHR LAUERN, IHR VERDAMMTEN GLÜHNEGERSCHWUCHTELN
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Dominic Ramirez
yeah, i'm not shaking hands and stuff for 10 days now, but it's not everyone, and some look at me like i'm a retard, or just mean...
Brandon Reyes
I'm from a comfy rural area. There won't be major raiding. Maybe the flüchtlinge will chimp out, but there aren't that many anymore anyway. And whenever I meet some of them on the street they seem more afraid of us than we are afraid of them. But just in case, we are actually well prepared.
Brandon Wright
COUGH INTO HER MOUTH
Dominic Price
>Fuck talking to people. That shit is wack.
Are you also confused like myself? As a child here, it was encouraged to punch another kid your age if they were bullying you, but as an adult, if I did, they would probably sue or I go to jail, so you just have to put on a shit eating grin and go "Okay thank you, come again" in an Indian accent. But the point is, I stopped socializing after I was forced to stop punching people during conversations. Made it worse, honestly.
Jonathan Roberts
dude, you call that bow low tech ? a 12g shotgun is lowtech compared to that.
Evan Taylor
neeeein, Hans, what will you do?
Shitskins will go crazy in 3, 2, 1...
Then any plans of gettinng food in that time, risky.
Kaputtgesparrrrrt.
Jacob Lee
checked.
It will spread real fast
but then except boomers and old fucks there will be only dead subhumans with (((conditions))) and weak bodys
>based tanyaposting
best Animu desu
>Ist doch ein gut gefüllter Vorratsschrank!
thx, was just under 100 bucks.
pretty good considering i got everything i need
>sinti-ge-silitz
>Hääää?
GREGORZ!!!
They are not prepared for what is to come :D
shitposting will go to absurd levels once people are forced to stay home and get bored
Hunter White
One time as a kid I saw my older brother's electric 4 wheeler in the garage, he was in the house just after he kicked me off playstation, so I decided to "fire it up" and took it for a joy ride. I remember he came out running the house screaming "No, get off that right now!" and I was driving downhill, and remember sticking my arms out like jesus on the cross, and yelled "WOOOOOOOO!" and then he punched me off the bike. Good times.
Mason Kelly
cough onto her big fat tits
Aaron Adams
Fucking this.
>1 free ventilator
>choice between life or death
>Mugoogabedindu, frisch aus dem Kongo
>Hans Schleimer, 35 und Vater von vier
>Boomer Krankenschwester
>denkt an unsere "ewige besondere Verantwortung"
>Don't wanna be RACISSSSSS
>Vielleicht ist Herr Schleimer ein NAZI oder schlimmer ein AfD'er
Ja, gib herrn "Dindu" zee Ventilator, get a Priest für herrn Schleimer's last rites.
Bentley Peterson
>be me
>laugh at the chinks for dying to the flu
>laugh at all those preppers
>laugh at italians
>my face when my father works for a government near group and he insisted that me and my siblings should leave vienna and stay at the countryside for a few weeks. He made it clear that I leave as soon as possible and and most important before sunday/monday.
Shit is going to go down.
Leo Thompson
>Shitskins will go crazy in 3, 2, 1...
>Then any plans of gettinng food in that time, risky.
im counting on it
while they are trashing downtown and ALDI I will raid the warehouse across the street.
Ethan Campbell
auch gut
>not reintroducing roman salute
you're doing it wrong user
checked
turns out i was right with my predictions
end of April we will see the first curfews
Luis Morgan
The weather thing seems to be a meme and wishful thinking. Thailand and Singapore still got it
Lucas Stewart
>Then any plans of gettinng food in that time, risky.
Just leave home with a hammer in your bag.
Jordan Morris
pack your shit RIGHT NOW and leave
you have that option, use it!
Matthew Torres
>But just in case
yup, because that case will happen. if corona turns out to be last straw, no place will be safe completely, unless you MAKE it safe
Alexander Hall
>>laugh at all those preppers
Whyyyy? They are pretty cool, I like to see their stash and discuss American MREs are uma deliciouso.
John Ross
I mean for the Euros who can not into pic rel (due to kiked laws)
Jason Hernandez
it amazes me that they still are putting money over people first masking it as democracy..
just fucking barricade the cities arrest anyone who is trying to leave and get done with it this isnt the time to debate we are dealing with a lethal enemy we cant see or fight