Brit/pol/ Bring out your dead edition

>David Cameron ‘targeted’ by crazed arsonist who burned down his neighbour’s house with a Molotov cocktail
thesun.co.uk/news/11153940/david-cameron-targeted-arsonist-burned-neighbours-house/

>Boris Johnson will hold emergency COBRA meeting tomorrow to rule on shutting schools, banning football matches and telling everyone to work from home
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8100411/Number-UK-coronavirus-cases-soars-456.html

>Raging Binfire near Langholm housing estate
newsandstar.co.uk/news/18286784.youths-sought-raging-bin-fire-near-housing-estate/

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS in ‘shameful and counterproductive’ Budget move
metro.co.uk/2020/03/11/migrants-face-620-annual-fee-use-nhs-shameful-budget-move-12384086/

>Youths believed to have started Binfire involving large wheelie bin in York
yorkpress.co.uk/news/18293682.youths-believed-started-fire-involving-large-wheelie-bin-york/

>Solo 45 trial: Grime artist convicted of 21 rapes
avonandsomerset.police.uk/news/2020/03/solo-45-trial-grime-artist-convicted-of-21-rapes/

>Wheelie bin torched in Edlington resulting in Binfire
rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,wheelie-bin-torched-in-edlington_35380.htm

>SNP scolded for interrupting OWN MP with rowdy behaviour as Commons descends into chaos
express.co.uk/news/politics/1253951/snp-news-ian-blackford-boris-johnson-parliament-live-budget-2020-latest

>Sweet As Pie: Highlights From British Pie Week 2020
bakeryinfo.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/22685/British_Pie_Week_2020_highlights_from_Higgidy,_Pukka_and_Pieminister.html

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Fuck Ray Mears

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We trade in bog roll now lad

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Love this image. Stay safe lad.

>shilling the Euro in brit/pol/
bold move there lad, clearly wanting your neck snapped

fear not, it's only a matter of time

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Karen is gchq

Just had a crafty wank in the garden and it stinks

Daisyfag is gchq

>>Boris Johnson will hold emergency COBRA meeting tomorrow to rule on shutting schools, banning football matches and telling everyone to work from home
huh?
I thought he had litterally just said to "let the virus spread to build herd immunity" or some shit?!

>Migrants face £624 annual fee to use NHS
EVERY non citizen immigrant should be paying 100% of their healthcare, and forced to get private health insurance
(thats how we do it in Aus)

You overestimate us Bruce, you think anyone can be fucked to update links?

>pic related from Aus Gumtree.com.au

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How dead am I lads, Co workers wife was sent home and has been tested for suspected coronavirus

I've only got 1 roll left and i'm not looking forward to wiping with a wet wipe desu

I can compare to dollar if you want.

People who got the Trump toilet paper are going to be millionaires.

dont worry,
once the food runs out,
the demand for TP should drop right off after a few days.

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You pushing up daisys, nig

Morning lads and happy Friday

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So have we moved from the "do nothing" stage to the "still do nothing" stage?

morning Karen, hows the coffee at GCHQ today?

Have a drink for me won't you lad

Really worried I won't be able to go on my spanish holiday next weekend at this rate

David buik was on lbc and said he hasn't seen the markets this bad before, its fucking over

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G'day Bruce, I'm just putting down a nice cup of Yorkshire tea, GCHQ provides the best cuppa. Hope you're well mate!

all because some gook ate a bat

It was clear we were in a bubble. Especially tech.
Corona-chan just brought the crash forwards.

jesus Christ. capitalism has been a disaster

Fucking wow.

This is a collection of Ash Sarkar's racist comments about white people.

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Glowie cunt

>A literal anime nonce avatarfag tripcunt.

kys

She can survive without a roll unlike you!

Solo 45 guilty of 21 rapes
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LEAVE KAREN ALONE

Her arse is alway shit-coloured

can't wait for her to get jo cox'd desu

A Chinese restaurant is accused of serving human feet to diners in Italy after gruesome image of rotting flesh is posted online by a waiter.
Police and food standards officials inspected the restaurant and found 55lbs of meat and frozen fish of doubtful origin.
They also found dirt and grease all over the refrigerators, on the floors and on the oven, reports said.
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Rat hepatitis found in human for first time in Hong Kong

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>can't wait for her to get jo cox'd

Wut?

croqueta de ratito
una delicia

Government deliver pork in rubbish truck in Wuhan, China

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Fuck that place am I right?

Breaking:

>Breaking:

Breaking: Chelsea Manning has been released after grand jury dismissed by federal court

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You don't need to crack enigma lad to understand what I meant

Really I have no idea of any controversy around Jo Cox.

She's already a martyr, British version of AOC

My tripcode brings all the mongs to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you but you're just a retard.

If you have recently developed a sudden cough and think you may have Coronavirus then I say take some cold/flu capsules and then ....

1 - cough and phlegm-spit onto a tissue and rub that tissue over haIaI meat products inside supermarkets.

2 - And cough and phlegm-spit on a tissue and use tissue to open door-handles to Pakistani musIim shops and pretend to look in and walk out of the shop, so youve infected the door-handles so musIim shoppers wiII touch the shop/door-handle throughout the day & will be infected and pass onto their family members and hopefully pass onto the brown MusIim community.

3 - Also wear one glove on one hand, spit & cough all over the fingers and rub the fingers over the cashpoint/ATM's/over the screen in Pakistani musIim neighbourhoods in the UK.

4 - And again, cough & phlegm spit on a tissue and rub that tissue over the gates and handle of the gates to a musIim school in the/across the UK. Infect the Pakistani musIim school kids/rats
Then after continuously take cold/flu capsules to protect and heal yourselves guys.

Hopefully some brown musIims wiII die. inshallah . Peace out brothers!

Murdered lad, I want her to be murdered.

Use newspapers, bro.

NOT THE WHEELYBINARINOS

Hi bongs

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I don't know why but I confused Jo Cox with Sara Cox.

She looks like a literal turd.

kek

I hope you've got a loicence M8, otherwise £300 fine comin at ya.

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Fucking hell hahahaha.

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If by stab her you mean with my cock I'd do it a million times over

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come on lad have some standards

Not even hungry but i'm still having a greggs for breakfast

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Yes we are now plan B stage.
This means carrying on as normal, if you see corpses in the street, hold your nose and ignore them.

Thank you daddy government for looking out for my best interests.