/cvg/ Corona Virus General #1988

I'm 95% I'm infected... I'll spread Corona-chan love, I will take as many people as I can to hell with me.
I have no regrets, this is my way.
>Blood for the blood goddess

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Did not age well

POST THE NUMBER LIST

Who pays you to make these threads

>prepped in early Feb
>doesn't matter because live with casino and restaurant attending normies
>doesn't matter because I keep going to the store a few times a week for random stuff
>Keep resetting a 24 day timer
>Asthmatic with autoimmune disorders
>Every time I cough or get a throat tickle I panic
>Lay down tonight and chest hurts. Manual breathing. Sad like a little baby. Burp a lot and then taste acid, turns out it's just heartburn.
WHAT THE FUCK. I can't trust my own brain to be rational. How are my fellow hypochondriacs and /or immunocompromised dealing? I've stepped up the amount of cardio I do in addition to lifting and it's barely helping.

someone link the lewd mega please

Invest in caskets, invest in white lilies, invest in boneyards! Last chance before prices hit the ceiling.

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just die, lmao

I AM QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

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>>Every time I cough or get a throat tickle I panic
>>Lay down tonight and chest hurts. Manual breathing. Sad like a little baby. Burp a lot and then taste acid, turns out it's just heartburn.
>WHAT THE FUCK. I can't trust my own brain to be rational.

Same as you, like garbage desu.

You'll be fine calm down

Anyone else feel like the whole world just started accelerating into an absolute state of chaos within this past week, we've all known this was coming since January but now it really feels like it's all finally collapsing.

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I've been using the tense and release technique. Tense all your muscles foot the head, hold for 10 and then relax 1 by 1. My anxiety and hypochondriac side and fucking with my brain, but I've been keeping a temperature log for a week now. Holding steady at an average 97.9. Relax user, but be cautious.

iran utterly BTFO
> now israel is next

R A R E S T

Norway trying to push it to the limit!

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>within the past week
I have been feeling like this for the last 5 months. Corona just added an extra spice to the whole thing.

R A R E
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Need to add in Justin Trudeau's wife tests positive.

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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RARO
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RARE
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2020's is fun either way, rareflaggot

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so do any of you Anons have friends? how will you explain it to them when you stop hanging out for a few weeks?

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>how to say hi to a chinese person

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Thanks Mexibro

My Mumsy Dear has an autoimmune disorder. I'm so worried about her. I'm worried for you too, your situation is going to be very difficult sharing with people who are exposed to the public to that extent.
Very frustrating that you've gone to all the trouble of being prepared only to be stymied by your living arrangements.

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These are the ones that are so big you can see em from space, right?

Fake / Gay

this is completely anecdotal but if it saves some of your lives it's worth it.

I have been monitoring my SP O2 levels via oximeter because I work in public government as a wageslave with no real escape besides quitting. Yesterday it started getting abnormally low with a tightness in my chest. I had prepped for this situation with a variety of medication one of which is an epinephrine bronchialdialator and vaporizer. I feel much better now and my sp o2 levels are back up to 99.

You're on an island in the middle of nowhere, you will be fine anyway.

happening fags were right. A month ago noone cared to even restrict travel.
Now the stores are getting cleaned left and right.

Do you live in there, the Mariana islands?

thanks user
sorry to hear, I might wear my mask and goggles for one last milk/eggs/meat run after the weekend and bug in for good
Thanks man I'll start doing that and good idea regarding the temp log.

>Have most of the symptoms by now
>Call the fugin healthline
>"Yeah we only test people working in the health field or those that returned from a trip so uhh in these times of normal flu and whatever viruses flying about just treat yourself at home mkay"
Yeah, Finland confirmed sleepercountry, the total cases in here could be however many-fold by now since they only test a fraction of the people who show symptoms.
Expect real numbers when they actually start testing people.

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>1% INFECTED
100 THOUSAND CASES
>ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND CASES
ONE PERCENT INFECTED

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I tell them corona virus, they tell me I'm paranoid. They keep going to parties. I'm not worried or sad, it's in their nature to be reckless and go for happiness boosts, but desu they're young so they'll be fine.

Even tho you're VPN and fake and gay, Northern Mariana Islands are probably the place to be.

yeah, at least that's what media is reporting.

Hell, The last day and a half even, it's been a fucking free fall. I'm re evaluating my plans for the future.
Should I continue studying teaching guys? It's a stable career choice, but is it worth the investment?

Fuck you my dad works at the cdc show some respect ok?? It's hard u kno???? I'm so hard daddy.

why do people still do this 9 year old shit?

Michigan now a lawless anarchy. Well, more than usual.

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wuhan footage

youtube.com/watch?v=i8gF-nG1yzM&feature=youtu.be

Its just a building site

youtube.com/watch?v=CYr9N8u2nLk

God user, let them have some fun while the world is coping with Corona-chan

Newfriends

you need to wait 2 years before posting

time to rape

Turn to prostitution.

We are at the end of times, let's have some childish fun while we can.

Economy confirmed infected.

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why is michigan more cucked than sweden?

see and

Where are the bodies

WUHAN HAS RECOVERED

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>can't imagine a community with similar ideals working together
You're a nigger aren't you?

go back to (((reddit))) after you get your reddit loicense renewed bongfag

Big mall in downtown Salt Lake City shut down, they found out a confirmed coronavirus patient was at the mall a few days ago so they closed to decontaminate the whole mall.

here you go senpai

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My little brother lives in Lansing. What the fuck? Is this real???
Also, should I go out at 3am for supplies or wait til morning?

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Corona-kami praise be!

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>Asthmatic with autoimmune disorders
You should have been left to die at birth rather than being propped up by modern medicine.

Thanks user I wish you and your mom the best. It is unnerving to say the least. Yeah it sucks to be around them. I could leave, but my job and school are online and my bug out cabin is so remote that there's no internet or cell service available.

I made a easy chewable red pill for normies. Send it to neh sayers.

youtube.com/watch?v=VYEq0YskZow

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>how will you explain it to them when you stop hanging out for a few weeks?
Most people in my immediate social circle are self-isolating without any convincing/explaining necessary. I was slated to go home to my parents to help them with some gardening this weekend but we're skipping it because I don't want to get on public transport and I don't own a car. My friend's baby daughter was due to be baptized at the end of the month and that's been cancelled too. I don't really go out much to begin with but I usually meet up with some old friends once every 2-3 months and we're skipping that as well.

I'm thankful that my countrymen seem to be taking this shit more seriously since the PM engaged the public institutions lockdown earlier in the week.

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Holy fuck, has Utah been counted for on the map of Corona-chan's victims?

Get supplies at night. Stores are empty and being restocked from previous days plundering. If any stores are open that late. I looted all the rice left at kroger just before it closed.

the demoncrats to takedown trump ofcourse

>Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bet flu
Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bet flu
>Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bet flu
Australian home affairs potato, Dutton has the Chinese bet flu

OC for the hivemind

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Good data. But this implies the death rate is low because it is in Korea. Or maybe not since Italy is doing pretty bad?

RAAR

Your WI is upside down.

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based and saved

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Yeah that's the way. Tell everyone there's not going to be any police coming.
Fucking America... god damn.

I just get so excited when I see a rare flag.
With "1 post by this ID" I'm not sure if it's real one, but it's still a pretty flag. Don't you think it's a pretty flag? It's got flowers and everything!

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I've got the fucking sniffles. It's over for me lads. Been nice shitposting with you all.

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>somebody has to do the raping
>flag
Checks out.

Lansing is nog central. That's going to be a bloodbath.

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>sniffles
>giving up

We've truly failed a generation

Meh. No one knew until I was a kid. Severe allergies -> allergy driven asthma. Only meds I take these days are antihistamines. I'm not like some lupus cripple, but considered high risk for respiratory illnesses.

Bros the panic buying got bad in the areas around LA yesterday after the presidential speech. Stores got fucking ravaged. Expecting to be stocked tommorow but not sure for how long. Stopped by a mini market today to snag some potatoes just in case they were all out of the market and somehow it was still stocked. My mom is scared And wants me to go shopping with her. Early in the morning

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