BREAKING: BOLSONARO TESTED POSITIVE

Fake news

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Link please, pity a phone fag.

This.

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based coronacoof-chan

Nigga is going to gain so much clout when he sweats it off like a chad

You haven't realized that, Donald J. Trump, is, dare I say, invincible?

breaking news: the jew who fucks both trump and bolsonaro in their asses tested positive for HIV

> Breaking news: someone is infected by a virus that will kill 90% of earths population
ZzZzz

>president
>gets tested and result after 12+h
>ok
fuck this clown world

Just think, if Trump and Pence get it and die, Nancy Pelosi becomes President and gets to name a VP.

Not if she dies with them

Didnt Bolsonaro himself decide to get tested after? What where the results? Does he even have result yet?

After her is Chuck Grassley.

Fake

From what I've read it takes 8 hours to 2 days to test for the virus.

US tests are 8 hours
Korean tests are 1-2 days

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa not more devaluations not my pesitooooooooooooooooooos

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>Didnt Bolsonaro himself decide to get tested after?
Everyone in the airplane got tested.
>Does he even have result yet?
No. It's 4 am now, so it will likely be announced in 6-8 hours.

Scary shit bro, i bet if he has it Trump and alot of world leaders have it.

so trump is fubar?

fake and gay....no link

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>t. Gutter man

Guys my gf is Brazilian I’m supposed to go see her soon I’m getting really sad with all this virus bs. I miss Brazil and I want to go back :(

i looked it up, its fake news

Obviously millions have it, 3500 deaths? More people choke on steak.

Fake news

is she hot

she's probably fucking superior uncircumcised chado right now

That’d kick off the boogaloo. Pray this doesn’t happen.

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2020 WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THIS MANY HAPPENINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AHHHHHHHHHH

Trump and Bolsanaro both have it. Screen cap this

Why do I know this? Because multiple stories about their conditiin have appeared in MSM. Shit like this only happens when there is some truth to the accusation

Only thing I could find the-sun.com/news/528592/president-trump-coronavirus-brazil-aide-mike-pence/

Bolsonaro got testes yesterday but the media said he was going to get a second test and the result would come out today, here in Brazil the protocol is that you get a second test from another lab if the first one is positive to that's prob why they are tweeting that he is sick

We're in for a wild ride user.
one dollar is now worth 5 reais even after massive intervention from the central bank

The sick guy on his team met a south carolina senator, Trump and his whole family and the commander of army group south.

It's a shit show user.

Only a matter of time before we get travel bans, get used to video calls bc that is what you're going to get

Name one death

>muh russia
>muh jussie smollet
>muh maga hat kid

the new tests are 30 minutes

Korea has drive-through testing that takes 10 minutes now. Can stay in your car. The CDC really fucked up in a spectacular way.

Hows Argentina and other South American countries coping. Any drastic measures installed? Are there any other politicians or famous people in the South America infected? Anons tell us everything.

God dammit user thats fubar

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>less than 100 cases in brazil
>President's aides and possibly the president himself is infected
what are the odds?

it's the final season, gotta pull out all the stops

Was actually hoping it was true but this tweet doesn't exist

Trump is a superspreader and he's intentionally infecting all world leaders.
This is the best method of draining the swamp.

What the fuck are you talking about nigger, the results are out today and he has no symptoms

Let's hope he poz all their negs asses quickly

You'll have to wait till tomorrow to get his test results (if it's not another joke)

Is this board full of wankers or something? Clown world

Jeffrey Guterman is literally a paid leftist shill.

He'd go down in the history books as the world's most based human being if that were true. Sad no one would be there to read them.

Same as everywhere else.
We have 1 dead, and some 30 I think cases, but everything is being cancelled and closed off.
People are in a fear induced buying frenzy and demanding more control and action from goverment.
Flights are being cancelled and somehow, 30 to 40 cases are overwhelming the health system. A total lie as most hospitals were barren before this and many places didn't have basic supplies, but of course, now we can blame the virus for all our problems.
This is the 9/11 of our times. It will be used to move foward the NWO in giants leaps and to counteract both the lack of trust in power and raising nationalistic tendencies everywhere.
This will end with people demanding for international power and more surveilance.

I have one question for Yas Forums: Does anybody know directly about someone who got it? What about second hand? do you know someone who knows someone who got it?
This entire thing is happening on screen only. It's happening because we see on our screens that is happening and it's all fucking mainstream. Famous people, politicians and news outlets.
Where are the tik toks, the webms the lenghty social media posts about lost friends and family. There is nothing but officialism, and some chink videos about people passing out that could be anything.
Either the virus doesn't exist, or it's present all arround the world since at least a year ago and just now it's being used to justify economic collapse and advance NWO agenda.

These disgusting leeches want so badly for Bolsonaro to have this virus. They hate him even more than they hate Trump, just because he uses no-no words.

>BOLSONARO
It's real, just Google "Bolsonaro" and there are dozens of news sources.