/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1987

Where is Gary?

Romania unconfirmed death. Man in Bucharest hospital died waiting for test. Will be confirmed if tested. Maybe he won't be.

>2000 inbound

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>transparent background
You're a faggot, fix your shit.

i hear gin fights corona virus and will not be substantiating this

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In addition the the 5 new Hokkaido cases found earlier today, an additional 3 more cases in Hokkaido were just found. 136 cases in Hokkaido now.

Is south Korea lying now? Or are they just that good at this

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Reposting from the last thread, but I’m looking to hedge against a potential American Corralito in the coming months. What quantity of cash-on-hand is generally recommended for prepping purposes while still respecting the fact that it has zero security guarantees in the wild?

Hey that's my flag Cuba, give it back or I'm telling mum

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listen. I was right and you were wrong. That's the bottom line. I'm not mad. All I need is a little apology and we can draw a line under it there.

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>just stock up for 30 days
didn't you see that other anons pics? everyone is going to stores, they will be corona hot spots, especially if the "it survives in the air for 9 days" thing is true.

As you could see from the pictures, people are IDIOTS and not following the distancing advice from the CDC. people are not following the guidelines because of panic. Government should implement something to assure people things will not run out. or something idk man..

>Corona-Chan vault here
mega.nz/#F!TXpyUKIK!LkU_gfzb2Rk45DzOkchA6Q
enjoy anons.
send newds.

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boomers will be the cause of the destruction of humanity, they don't give a shit, they're everywhere cooffing and sneezing

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no you wont cigar kun

Tonic water, not gin.

>projected 1B to be infected in June

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Checked.
Most likely they are testing people only once and letting them go.
They are letting the virus build up and explode.

It looks good if you are not a pleb

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Nooo not Vee!

>Room mate has been coughing all fucking night.
>starting to feel kind of bad.

I'm fucked aren't I

mortality rate is more like 4%

Can someone explain to a retard like me why brazil getting the virus is bad?

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Report unusal behavior.
Barricade your homes.
Avoid ALL contact with infected individuals.
Wait for official instructions.
bitchute.com/video/rgsuPRlWlLlf/

Where my /comfy/ lads at?

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>Wu Ping Cough
Kek'd

Kys

because the "lul summer will fix it" shit ignores the high r0 and the heat resistant protein shell of our girl

>>>>>>>>>>>the point
>>>>your head

They are just mass testing. Also, Asians seem to be more disciplined with quarantine and stuff. But I expect a new cluster in Seoul emerging during next week.

Neets dont ride around.

>would you notice if 1 in 5 people you know died

You stupid nigger?

i have several hundred images of cowgirls to fap too, thats my version of comfy

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Do some user understand chink? I was trying to translate, but im dumb.

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checking in user.
i'm more /comfy/ than I've ever been.

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>winnie the flu

Lads, be honest
You SERIOUSLY want this virus to spread? You SERIOUSLY want to pray for this virus to spread as much as possible? You SERIOUSLY want to die from this?

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I wonder if this isn't some gigantic hoax or planned action. Everything seems fucky.

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the yellow plague
the Chinese disease
the revenge of the sparrows
the Flu-Manchu

Belgium closes restaurants, bars, all cultural events and sport things.

I am condemned to shitposting all day.

Sounds racist to me.

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Welp I think I fucking have it, not even kidding. Seriously fuck you guys, Coronachan doesn't look like your pictures and feels like fucking death.

Your country have 130000 people who need to be tested, only 3.6% of them get the doctor's recommendation to test, then only 2.6% of them get the test.
This is the data your gov said.

Are there cases in your city already?

Watch for a dry coof, muscle ache and fever.

/comfy/ for now, got plenty of food, soap, water, and toilet paper

Incoming wave of chink propaganda
pay attention

It doesn't survive in the air for 9 days; a meta study looking at 22 papers regarding other coronaviruses determined that it could survive in the wild for up to 9 days if it sticks to certain surfaces (metal, glass or plastic) and remains at room temperature.
However, another study focusing specifically on Corona-Chan determined it is light enough to remain in the air for up to 3 hours and may only survive "up to 4 hours on copper, up to 24 hours on cardboard and up to 2-3 days on plastic and stainless steel".
But yeah, that's still bad. Don't forget to disinfect whatever you bring home after shopping and don't wear your outside clothes in your home.

I don't want to die, but I definitely don't want all the fucking chinks, poos, nigs, and hobos in Puget Sound to survive. Let Seattle burn.

pussssssyyyyyyyyy

China reopening Apple store in Wuhan.

Happening cancelled you fags

No. I can't sleep because i want this all to stop and go back to normal.

My roommate is coughing and sneezing up a storm right now. He just choked in his sleep and woke up.

He is now continuously sneezing. GO TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR

I dont speak gook.

>Neets dont ride around
Sure, ok.
>1 in 5 dead
Seriously wouldn't notice.

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It's out of our hands now (it always was).

>especially if the "it survives in the air for 9 days" thing is true.
youtu.be/0EQlvBpTzyk

nah it's ok
sometimes I also fart and call it "the triplette"
we're going to be fine

Sneezing isn't SARS2 though

Is there any confirmed case lurking here?

>not wanting Tang-World
you anons are lightweights

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China is going to have a reinfection rate out the ass.

it doubles every 2.4 days

Coughing so bad he's wheezing is though.

What measures have South Korea taken that other countries have not? How are they beating this thing?

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I'm 95% sure that I am infected. Been sick with flu like symptoms for a week, dry cough and nasal congestion hasn't gone away. Felt short breath while trying to work out, I couldn't do more than 5 min of cardio.
I'm already a dead man, therefore I'm infecting as many people as I can. I will drag as many as I can to hell with me.
>Blood for the blood goddess

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I had a very good life.
No girlfriend tho.
Bat soup it is!

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See you tomorrow, senpai.

Ouh, baby :) Im comiing! Are u ready? I have a video of my first trip! YEAAAH. It was so fun. They did put everything for order by force. Best hospitality and u know what? Europe is my new favourite

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Seriously?

does it matter what "we" want? its happening whether you want it or not. I will be spreading it though if I catch it. tang-world incoming

>Die, freed from miserable world
>wasn't suicide, go to heaven
>Live, a new era in history with a rise in nationalism
Win win

is that fucking Yas Forums-tan?
goddamn its been ages since I've seen him show up in OC.
I am beyond the point of caring whether I live or die. If the collapse of the modern world is entertaining and hits the reset button then that is good enough for me.

>Engineered bat coronavirus related to SARS caused polemic over risks
>archive.is/Owmra

Honestly though holy shit.

China infected their entire country with the weak strain and release the stronger strain on everyone else.

Yeah, some Hokkaido university professor a bit back said Hokkaido alone had 9,000 undetected cases based on the at the time 77 detected cases.

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He also just went to the bathroom in the hall, touched everything and DIDNT FUCKING WASH HIS HANDS AHHHHHHHHHHH!

wait until its revealed this was a chinese bio attack on the west prelude to war

No, user, I want it gone, I wanna be able to go somewhere fun and not have to worry so much about Corona-chan everywhere, cancelling everything and making life boring. I like my comfy indoor life but I like going outside every once in a while

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I demand equality

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What ? No ples lemme keep it, don’t tell mama PR senpai

get in car accident today
>some lady went the wrong way down a one way and hit me.
>had her infant in the car too
>mentions she was sick and shopping for toilet paper

These people aren't gonna make it.

I went to a special quarantine station today. All of them were children aged 0-17. There were 32 children. The parents of several children became ill during the epidemic and became orphans. . Damn it! I'm crying. The epidemic has not ended, even if there are many aftermaths. . FOLLY

You could have it and sneeze because of dust thus infecting.

Gonna order my parts for my PC soon. Disinfection strats?
What do when the shit gets here

Here's a good one.

>on average, my commute from Tukwila to Gig Harbor would start at 4pm and end at 7:30pm
>currently, that same route now would start at 4pm and end at 5pm.
>Fear tactics by media and the politicians are successfully moving 20% of drivers off the road.
>on average, there are about 250,000 people that travel through Seattle on Interstate 5 during peak hours.
>Today, it was suspected that there was 75,000 at peak hours.

Put the happening

I'm the bag

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>I hope you're not underestimating the problem. There's not enough TP to go around and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.
>Of course they're desperate. They can smell their shits and the sound they'll make sharting in walmarts will serve as a warning to the rest.

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New image of a corona virus victim struggling at a gas station in Phoenix Arizona

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u gotta stay positive or else you’ll test positive hitler san

>I like going outside every once in a while
No reason to not go outside. Just keep away from people.

we're already halfway there narrative-wise

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Males represent more of population in Qin tho.

Didn't they shut schools and everything and quarantined everyone?

Look at the date. Surviving doesn't gran immunity. It's going to be really bad when China says their cured and everyone there fucking dies. Worse is that as everyone else is getting a handle on their shit show China will start exporting it again. This shit is going to become endemic because the CCP wouldn't take it seriously.

Is talking about what to do with all the orphans

Neither are you.