all alone in your decrepit hovel and no one will miss you
Tfw you’re going to die a virgin
Hunter Phillips
Caleb Jones
God I hope not! I am 20 now so I'm super duper ready to get a boyfriend and get buttfucked, now, with corona and everyone staying at home, where the fuck could I find myself a rich handsome american boyfriend in this south american shithole who will marry and fuck my brains out?
Xavier Walker
U R GAY
Lucas Martin
Probably. At least I'll finally be dead.
Alexander Edwards
Stop pretending to be a girl, its fucking sad
Lincoln Lopez
No one will miss most people on the planet. We're just a speck of dust in the cosmic winds. The galaxy won't even notice that you existed and the universe won't even notice this galaxy existed.
Aaron Bell
I'm not a girl i'm gay.
Hudson Bell
Yes.
Michael Fisher
hi uaregauy user.
Carter Phillips
Hi
Colton Price
sad but yeah, I wanted to fuck big booty girls all my life and never got to, life is wierd, why then all the needs if you can't realize them?
Ian Gutierrez
your cute. I wish I could protect you from corona-chan and give you all my toilet paper
Alexander Martinez
Nah, I intend on dying in jail, at the expense of the state.
Parker Clark
Thanks but I have toilet paper and there hasn't been corona cases in Uruguay. What I need is a handsome homofacist rich boyfriend who will get me a green card.
Mason Wood
>decrepit hovel
Joke's on you I live alone in an overpriced modern apartment highrise.
Luke Morgan
My dog will miss me. But not enough to not eat me.
Austin Anderson
Wrong, gf and I just had that end of days level of passionate sex, I'm ready for the end. Sorry fellas, should've listened to the rest of us that said to stop shitposting and vidya and socialize. You could've avoided this.
Kayden Morgan
I fulfill the requirements, but are you a cute twink ?
Colton Miller
Meh.. been married for 14 years, had sex countless times and would much rather just be alone right now. fuck my life
Alexander Powell
This post was strangely funny.
Jaxson Powell
Got a puppy 2 weeks ago. Spent more on stocking food for him than me. Hope he makes it. Don't care if he has to eat me.
Ethan Bell
least i got video games
Sebastian Gomez
if i get the corona virus id probably just hire some asian escort and fuck her, she probably already has it anyways
Robert Gray
It's too late for me to die a virgin, but the rest of your prediction will probably come true.
Austin Nelson
it's worse if you had the opportunities
Blake Bennett
Treat these coming days as your last, rekindle what you saw in her when you fell in love and savor it.
Oliver Cooper
lmfao, they are so ugly
Andrew Lewis
Just had a 3some with two prostitutes. In ready to go whenever
Kevin Thomas
As someone who hasn’t been a virgin for the past 14 years, I’ll tell you that being a virgin really isn’t that bad. Sometimes I even feel nostalgic for those days. At least you can still have an idealistic fantasy of what a woman is, because you’ve never had one. But once you regularly do, you learn that they’re by and large just dumb, filthy things. Not at all worth the time and effort you’ll waste in pursuing them.
Focus on the things that interest you, keep some good male friends with whom you can have real conversations (unlike female friends who will just talk to you about their problems), and actually enjoy your life.
Lucas Reyes
If you're willing to risk Corona chan, you can call a pro, they're selling cheap as fuck right now, one of them even gave me a cold call yesterday, I was like what..
Evan Lopez
lost, like tears in the rain...
Carson Gray
epic that's exactly what I've wanted my whole life
Lucas Anderson
tell that to the women I have fucked or the kids I have produced
Chase Kelly
i just had sex with my decade younger gf two hours ago
Aaron Lopez
Evan Wilson
I've being with a prostitute, and she wasn't ukrainian. Am i still count as virgin?
Ian Sullivan
God hates fags
Jack Nelson
You dont loose much, believe me, sex is overstimated.
Austin Bennett
having sex with your lil sister is kinda sick mutt
Benjamin Reyes
and pic related is a 10/10 in bongland
Matthew Jenkins
In Murica they prostitute you!
Josiah White
>t. virgin
Ryder Bennett
>homofacist
The planet deserves coronavirus.
Lincoln Allen
British women are indeed hideous. That doesn’t decrease God’s hatred of sodomites.
Jace Garcia
yes
Lincoln Garcia
Oh God they look like anthropomorphic deli meats
Carter Nelson
The whole no one will miss you as a weapon shit is hilarious. No one will miss anyone after two generations anyway. Do you ever go "damn, I miss great grandma erryday nigga."? Fuck no. Also, anyone who claims they will miss you will stop caring after a while. Your wife will move on and fuck someone else while their new step dad takes them out for ice cream. Welcome to the world dawg.
Benjamin Campbell
faggot
Ian Torres
I fucked many whores, payed ones and not payed.
Cope with that.
Luis Cook
>digits
Go away, LARPer
Leo Hall
oops I spliced that second to last sentence, but my point is still valid. Does anyone miss Caligula or Aristotle nowadays? Fuck naw. We're all worm food that will be forgotten in the end my "friend."
Jason Russell
kek i never paid for sex and i've fucked over 50 sluts
you had to pay lmao wow good job
Lincoln Barnes
I can pay for bitches, i will probably fucked two hundred whores, brazilian, korean, southamerican, some slavic...
In your country they wil imprison you for payed sex.
I also had my gfs and my affairs but that i reserve for me.
As a final note, korean and slav women are the best by far, by looks and by far by treatment.
Matthew Brown
I am now moving to Spain
Luis Stewart
I am, wanna get married?
Mason Thomas
nah but can i pee in your butt?
Brody Johnson
Celibacy is based.
Jayden James
No.
Wyatt Wood
post your cute lil tummy babyboy :) uwu
Ian Foster
well that's unfortunate
Jeremiah Morales
u r a gay