$20 at any hardware store, dipshits

You idiot, you don't need much staff to run a water treatment plant.
Anyway you swing it, all you have to do is boil your water for 8 minutes and you have clean water

why waste precious calories walking to the toilet when you can just shit into your hand and throw it out the nearest window? none of you will survive this pandemic.

That's how they did it in the good ol' days.

i just dip my sphincter directly into the toilet bowl. apply some scrubbing bubbles.
squeeky claen!?!!1

>water jet strikes dirty ass in uncontained space
>mayhem won’t ensue
You don’t seem to know which creek you’re in.

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>shit particles

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this

stick butt out bathroom window
air dry 25 minutes

so essy!
time for contemplate!

you have robots that fix water mains?

they burst all the time since there is a crap load of pressure its why the water companies have engineers

you need people to maintain the fucking mains if one bursts you have to shut and divert all the time

if an underground one bursts you are going to have silt in your pipes and no pressure

>>shit particles

sharticles, technically

just use a paper towel brainlet

Hair dryer. Or just use a cloth then wash

Today I shit, wiped enough not to make a mess on my way to the shower, then soaped up and finger blasted my ass. It still feels weird and this was about 10 hours ago. I had to wipe a couple times since then because I felt greasy back there. I don't know if there's something as "too clean" and maybe I'm not use to it, but it hasn't been an enjoyable experience.

2000 iq

asking the real questions, I hate swamp ass

And how often do you think that occurs?
It's fuckin rare euro faggot.

why is this post so GOD DAM LOUD

If I walked into someone’s house and saw a hose next to the toilet I’d assume they had some kind of medical condition and take monster sloppy shites.

I am not spraying my ass with water, you subhuman mongrel.

Imagine to water spray your anushole after you took a shit.
The shit water will run down your legs and on the floor. Disgusting.

is there a youtube video on installation? I want to buy this but wont pay the plumber jew.

do us all a favor real quick and go hold a spoon under your faucet

Enjoying your enema Ackhmed?

Literally every Persian house. So fucking gross

How am I supposed to clean my ass with this and not make a mess?

Only subhumans wipe their ass with dry toilet-paper and then go about their business.

no its not whats your state?

there is engineers constantly working and you just take it for granted that it werks

its not one long pipe going your house from the watery factory

If the workers get sick you are going to start seeing delays and your water shut off

BIG
THINK

>notice meme flag
>see reading comprehension
>realize its not a meme flag

You can get a bidet with a built in mixing valve and temperature dial for 60 bucks on amazon with all the fittings you need.

Water hasn't shut off in China or Italy or SK has it? if the fucking chinks can keep their water running I'm sure we'll be fine.

Oh the workers ain't gonna all come down sick. Its just a cold for most people if you even catch it. Good god people are hysterical

wouldn't it just be easier to buy an enema kit?

These millenials are so entitled they dont know about how to do a good old HotToss.

Call up Mike Rowe and Bear Grylls to show these little snowflakes how to do a HotToss and make a PissDaiquiri

That's a legitimate medical procedure though. They're called fecal transplants

Bong, I am one of those engineers. It's thankless in the American bubble. More accurately is the acronym for it...

It's JFM that it water and electricity appear at everyones house.

>Just Fucking Magic

After washing your ass with soap and water use a small towel you have for drying your butt. Do you not have a bidet at home?

>built in mixing valve
that would require running a hot line to your toilet before the stop valve which i have never ever seen.

Ive seen some bidets have a tank plus electric heater though.

You run a hot line from your sink. Would require a little cutting into the cabinet.

They do sell those for more $$$. Suppose I'd get one if this was a regular thing. I'm just getting one for emergency

Oh wow, duh. That'd just be a small hole in my wall. Thanks user

can they?, I have been to italy a few times and there has been outages when I was on holiday no pandemic

it got hot in the uk last year and a main water pipe burst and water was out for a few hours, you had to run your taps for 20min to clear the pipes

you under estimate how big the infrastructure is and how much maintenance is needed

if the engineers get corona they are not going to come fix your water

I live in Vegas. We have a state of the art water plant.

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Just sit on your dad's hairy chest.

All the engineers ain't gonna get Corona & most that even do will be fine

>he doesn't know how to use the three shells

why do you all keep talking about the water plant

there are thousands of complex pipes to get it to you and they need constant maintenance because of the pressure

if one pipe fucks up it could shut it all down, its constantly diverted

Literally just ordered this ass blaster 3000 off amazon. Used it once today and & loved it so much I bought one for my boomer parents immediately. They're freaking awesome! Used a single piece of toilet paper and nothing came off even when i finger fucked my asshole. The feeling is surreal and unbelievably clean in comparison to toilet paper alone. When used properly a towel will definitely suffice when used with a bidet. If you use it properly there's no shit on the towel. It's like a pressure washer for your asshole.

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>he doesn't want the spice melange

>That would spray shit particles everywhere.
Same happens when you fart

>Dry wiping
You're dirtier than niggers you disgusting monkey

Browse 4ch
Butt will be dry in no time

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Much better to just live with shit smeared around your asshole

>if the engineers get corona they are not going to come fix your water
nobody goes to your house to fix a watermain break
even if there is a break, that just affects a local area because it can easily be cut off, and someone can come fix it. this will affect virtually nobody.

I use warm water from the shower coming out of pic related. The stream comes out of the hose without being modulated by any wand attachment and is low pressure high volume to ensure non-splatter ass rinsing everytime. Use thumb at end of hose to adjust stream as desired.

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