I was a nothingburger-er and I’m btfo...

Just picked up a 100 rolls from my local Walmart today. Feels great man.

go to a public restroom and take a fucking roll you dumb retard. most parks have restrooms open year round, ya its not bounty super fluff my asshole shit, but you're good. walmarts get trucks around 2pm.. tp hits the shelves around 4 or 5pm.

If times get tough just use socks and throw em in the washer

Outside Cincinnati Ohio

God damn, I had the same shit here in Lex, KY. Spics and niggers everywhere. Took all the TP and pasta. Weird fucking shit.

Buy it online user

Home depot.

It’s been contained properly and has become an actual nothing-burger. The death toll will never reach 10 000. Screencap this.

>resorted to blasting my shitty asshole with the shower head
Just realized I have a handheld shower head massager. Thanks for the tip user.

Try to have one big movement every morning before your shower.

Kill Jews and take their rolls!

This. I saw not one fucking white person doing this shit and the store was flooded with Muslim garb wearing POC and Mexicans, bizarre. They obviously have no empathy for other humans to not hoard everything in times of low supply. Truly exposing them for what they are, I’m gonna hit up some stores in the morning and try to get some shit, fucking spergs man

>public restrooms
>america
Don't exist. Also everyone else would have tried that idiot. Public toilets are normally out of toilet paper under normal circumstances

So glad my poops are tiny

Big if true

TP was wiped out at my grocery store but paper towels, paper napkins, and kleenex were still totally in stock. Those can easily substitute for TP.

Good tip user

also, save the husks from your ears of corn.

Based and rabbitpelletpilled

order a bidet. 40 bucks amazon.

Leestown or Euclid?

Do some user speak Chink and can understand what says?

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Ohio department of health said today there are probably 100K infected just in Ohio.

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says the faggot not from here. theres a park near my office that i go to take a shit because its run by the county and its used by the public, most of which don't know its fucking there and most of the employees. its clean and theres 5 stalls with 4 rolls in each stall..

move to america fagggot. theres tons of free tp out there. fuck i wouldn't even have to steal it, just stick to taking shits at work.

>me Chinese me play joke me go peepee in your municipal water suppry

About 40 something rolls of TP here. Will shit freely and love it.

How much you pay

Gibs me dat

o noez

I repeat. The death toll will not reach 10 000

You can also just walk into a fast food restaurant, grab huge handfulls of napkins and walk out.

No, Tates Creek kroger and Nicholasville wal-mart. Same shit at both places.

rd*

If you can convince me that's a real Walmart in the OP and not some tranny's dollhouse, sure

Haha serves you right dumbass. Its not the virus that gets you, its the starvation when all our supply chains get fucked :)
I hope for your sake you have sufficient deenz and beanz.

In Pittsburgh the white stores have the run on toilet paper, but the ghetto stores it is like nothing is happening.

Makes sense because I read black people don't buy flashlights. So if they can't prepare for a power outage then they will never prep for this.

>going to walmart during happenings

Lmao, walmart is for the eternal NIGGER.

>what is google image search
You aren’t smart enough to have all that TP, I will ration 4 squares per day to you just give me it

they don't prepare for the future, period. that's why they murder. they are used to evolving to taking what they want. no winter to prep for.

in a happening, they will chimp out like mad

Actual nigger.

>go somewhere else and pay dollars more for the same item
Fucking jews.

Congrats, the virus made you clean your asshole in a way that’s much more hygienic than rubbing your rectum with dry paper. I’m so sorry this is happening to you.

I've seen white guys do it, but it was very organized and much more civil. Unless they were fat, oh and they'd even point out sections that still had stuff for others who might need it.

Cope

That came out of fucking nowhere and people are literally cant evening at the government causing panic.

False.

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Try Gordon's over on Paudit Place. I might actually drop by there today come to think of it.

Humongous gargantuan cope

Wipe your butt with a corn cob? That's hillbilly tier, user.
A mountain man just breaks a dead branch off a tree.

try english

We're having a new kitchen put in so we've had no running water all week. I went to the shop to buy 4 bottles of 2 litre water and was told I could only buy two. I said I've not fallen for this bullshit virus. I'm not hoarding supplies. We need this water today, right now.

Seriously user, if Cincy area is anything like Duh-ledo, go to a ghettoish dollar tree and buy as much 1000 sheet/roll as you can.
Niggers can't into prep, and will spend they gibs on 240sheet/roll pleb shit at a kroger instead.

I'm this guy, just switched over to my phone

In the UK we have these things called newspapers that serve no real purpose other than to be good for wiping one's arse on.

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I'm trying to avoid Hamburg area like the plague, atm. So many fucking people go there though. I already work at UK, and I'm trying not to expose myself any more than necessary.

I just paid $50 for four small packages of toilet paper at a drug store. Price gougers deserve to hang.

I was really pissed when I couldn't find Quilted Northern during a shopping trip this week. Wtf? I had to settle for Cottonelle.

NOOOOOOOOO I NEED THE DRY PAPERINO FOR MY DIRTY ASSHOLERINO NOOOOOOO

Who’s coping, nigger?

OH NO NO NO NO

NOTHING BURGER BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I am this guy, just switched over to my phone.

I cant even buy luxury Canadian bread anymore...

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Lurk moar

kek i just got out of a grocery store and same shit
all the tp pasta and rice was gone

If italy is still running I don't see that happening

That's funny considering luxury soup is a $1 a can at freshco

You can't flush newspapers you fucking dumbasses. Unless you want festering piles of shit around your house, buy toilet paper.

You will clog your toilet with coffee filters.

They dont dissolve in water.

>we know
>our inductive reasoning spreadsheet told us so
gayest fucking thing making has ever come up with.

It's called panic buying for a reason.

We still have the "weird," as some people call it, pasta. Those Italian pastas that come in different shapes that dumbfucks think are completely different. Those are still available, and still a dollar for a box here. lol those dumb fucks buy sketti and mac pasta, and nothing else, even though they're the same fucking thing.
I plan on getting some more tomorrow, along with some more ammo. I've been wasting a lot on the range during dec/jan. Kind of regretting going now. Then again this state only has 11 cases, so just waiting till I get paid next week to get more serious about it, I don't think shit will hit the fan that bad here, but I won't take my chances.

Actual protip: buy this shit. Will reduce the amount you have to wipe significantly.

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>I still don’t have toilet paper

Us schizos have been hoarding toilet paper for the past 2 months.
What the fuck have you been doing all this time.
We fucking told you this shit was going to happen.
Yas Forums is mega-fucking right all the time.

Oof, my missus works there too

those have been selling out in my city as well.

Just wash your ass though. I still don't get this TP meme. I'd buy gallons of salt before buying ounces of TP.

Happeningfags are literally always wrong except this time which means this is true happening and we’re all gonna die

These are people who have never shit in the woods before. They will not survive a winter.

My woman works at a bank, so we are both at high risk. We're both hoping our jobs eventually tell us to stop coming in, but I am plan B, so I'm SOL. Trying to figure out how to keep her safe if shit actually hits the fan here. Still too soon to tell in this city, but a lot of people are poor as fuck so confirmed cases could actually be higher then displayed on lex18.

Checked
Kekd

I eat these things called bananas and oranges, so I don't need that stuff