Shit

You should have gotten a job so you could buy supplies. If you can't even function in the normal world you're not going to stand a chance once shit hits the fan.

I turned 18 5 days ago.

>And I cant stop them as I don't have money of my own and I am a neet.
thats where you made your mistake, i realized this that leaving critical decisions into the hands of boomer parents is the worst you could possibly do. this alone has pushed me out from neetdom and into independence. planning on buying a firearm soon and have a few thousand in the bank

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bye bitch

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And I forgot to mention, mom is extreme anti gun and pussy wips dad further into not buying one by telling him i'd "Play with it".

I held the family machete one and pricked my finger with it to see if it was dull, it was and I caused no injury. But now because of that they are over protective but at the same time lazy and don't care to protect.

Buy a gun yourself fool, you have the right.
They will come round eventually.

You might as well give your body to some fat faggot Thunderdome boomer so they can have some dog food. Prep your anus instead.
My fucking sides

Okay, I'll give you a pass then.
With that said, it sounds like you're fucked because of your retarded boomer parents. I'm sorry you got dealt this hand.

I don't got money........

Even Jesus requires someone ask to be saved, why do you think you can do better?

>Not all are saved

That's a very bitchmade mentality user.

(fix) Actually I DO have money. About 700 dollars, but my parents will not let me use my OWN money to prep as it's in their bank account.

A HI Point is one of the cheapest guns you can buy, its better than nothing.

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Holy shit just go make a fucking twitter and post there instead of shitting up this already shit-filled board you narcissistic faggot.
I’m only a year older than you and I have a rifle to protect myself with. Get your shit together.

Did I mention I live in Jew york and I have to get a permit for handguns but not for long rifles like an SKS.

I'm sorry user but they are simply too stupid to survive.

They also said if we need that stuff we aren't going to survive anyway. While we easily could if they allowed me to Prep.

Do I rape your mother father or you first user. Gotta get my jollies if I'm going o be taking your shit so easily.

You might find a cheap rifle in a pawnshop, if that's legal in jewyork. Your parents sound somewhat wealthy if they are going on golfing trips, i'm sure you can get money somehow, sell some of your possession's if you have to.

I'll use an aerosol flame thrower to burn you alive till you shoot me.

You have to be 21 to buy pistols in the us. Also the yeet canon is expensive by comparison to other high points.

Can't/Won't travel and my parents would not go for that. Sadly without THEM allowing me to use my OWN MONEY I simply can't prep.

fuck the machete as a primary, get a spear or pike and piece of plate steal as a shield
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Well then we’re pretty much done here, aren’t we? Have fun dying, faggot.

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You're dealing with people that are resigned to their fate and too dialed into business as usual.
Even though they're setting themselves to be fucked, they're the most likely to flip their shit at the last moment when survival becomes serious.

Just got a slight headache and i'm feeling a little hot, Goodbye lads, its been shit

Spears are great but very hard to properly wield in cramped quarters such as a house. I know because I own one.

You deserve to die.

That's what I see happening too. At this money i've almost resigned my fate as is this were to get serious we'd have no chance and it would be better to die of exposure then to go to hell for killing myself or getting raped/killed by raiders.

You're shit out of luck my dude. I hope you learn something from this experience. Hope this passes by, find gainful employment, and get the fuck out of there. Disregard them after that.
Your parents are too stupid to take care of you. Granted you're a big boy now so you have to learn to take care of yourself.

Fucking lol. Are you a child or a grown ass man? Gtfo.

kill them
take their possessions
buy mote food
do it out of love.... you don't want then to die a slow death from coronachan do you, user?

lol are people really this stupid? Don't answer that hahahaha.

You should have them watch 'Time of the Wolf', that will change their minds about the sks.

Childman

You're exactly like them, you deserve what will happen

If you weren't underage, they might respect you, just as us

The only people i'd willing die for or get killed by would be my parents. Not raider fags.

I am a useless neet but even my parents respect my word more than you holy shit

Grow a fucking spine. You are exactly the kind of people that should avoid Yas Forums

You know how to shoot a bow? If not, get a crossbow. There's a reason people still hunt with them--they're fucking lethal.

>You have to be 21 to buy pistols in the us.
is that national law?
Best of luck to you then, user.
If you really wanted you could buy some shells and pipes.

Wtf? Their dumbasses ARE going to kill you!
>Darwin gets his again

I wish I could but even then they'd take it as trying to threaten them if I talk real serious or they'd scream at me and say I was harassing them. Every time if I were to stand up for myself or do anything of the sort i'd be guilted back into sadness. I probably don't know better anyway and I guess I deserve to die.

t. doesn't own a boar hunting spear

>not threatening to enslave your parents and make them fight to the death for your amusement as you eat spam laughing
Not gonna make it.

Yes, you do. You should probably speed up the process by killing yourself, you effeminate pussy bitch.

why is this shit thread back shill

Yeah its federal law. The same stands for police officers and armed guards. You need to be 21.

> family machete
nigger

Yes you do. They are stupid. You are a combination their genes. Can you into math? See my post above. You refuse to take a stand even when it's your families best interest. But, look at your male role model. We cant be surprised by this.

Dont shit yourself I dont like a mess. Your tears will make great lubricant as your heavy ass breathing from being terrified puts put your shitty little lighter. You're going to be tight user.

Except for the military, right?

You are too late my dude. The best you can do right now is to go to a bank and get the most ludicrous loan on a card, buy a .22 and as much ammo as your spending limit will permit.

Ammunition = new currency

thats the thing, you are supposed to scream back. you cannot stand for yourself if you cannot stomach the ugliness.

scream back, never let go. show you can be fucking nasty.

listen up little one, just because you have to be nasty once doesnt mean you are a nasty person. it just means you are showing other poeple you can speak their language, and to not talk in circles around you.

This means you have no money

The Hipoint is the cheapest semiauto on the market that I would purchase, I am a legit poorfag, lived out of my van for two years while working.

If a hipoint is too expensive you are fucked m8.

>what he doesn't realize is the one I own is the cold steel boar spear.

Yes, except for military. You can shoot for uncle sam, but got forbid you drink, smoke, or own a handgun. Fuck this shit.

One is on heart medicine the other has rocky mountain spotted fever and is treating it. They will say I am trying to kill them by stressing them and or they will hit me which I don't mind.

Yeah, they kinda have my birthday money.

Scream them to death.

I always found that strange. Never knew you had to be 21 to own a pistol either.

This lol Die for isreal goy. The military is actually really shady. When you realize how they prey on wayward kids, it opens a rabbit hole into the rest of the bullshit they do.

You can die, kill and reproduce more slaves for israel. But you may not drink, smoke or own a pistol.

>Yeet cannon

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