/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1986

*coofs*

gimme your rare hazmats

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Checked. There would be some justice in the world if China gets shunned by the international community in the aftermath of all of this. Fuck China, filthy animals the lot of them

Buy solar panels Now, they are on the market and you will need power when they shut it down.

mega archive of every Corona-Chan in my collection at the present time.
mega.nz/#F!TXpyUKIK!LkU_gfzb2Rk45DzOkchA6Q
and send me more lewds

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Hey faggots, DOCTOR Vineet D Menachery here. I see you've been admiring my virus for the last two months. You haven't even scratched the surface of it.
We put our hearts and souls into this plague-ending virus, and I mean human-ending if you haven't caught on. ACE2-receptors are only the beginning. We found the perfect-fucking-virus in the bat caves of Wuhan. This thing is so steady and slow that it will literally boil you alive. You zoomers probably think you're safe because the boomers are dying first. You're going to wish you're old soon when the second stage of the virus kicks in. The HIV-like bonding with your entire body is gradually happening.
YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED. You fucking morons. Buy masks all you want, you cannot possibly defeat my masterpiece.
Shortly before it was released in Washington State outside Fort Derik, me and my colleagues went underground, flying out to Australia and New Zealand. The Chinese will blame you all, you will blame the Chinese but little did you know it was the race you suspected the less.
The race right next to China which has been completely unaffected by the virus.
I'm writing this for my own amusement. Game over. India Superpower 2020, we weren't kidding.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What a nothingburger virus. Only 4k deaths and 134k infected. This is a joke, these generals need to die.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY new cases and death, no shitty news and other stuff.

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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I pray it's just a normal cold and that she gets well soon.

My sister works at one of the major hospitals here in Melbourne and is in correspondence with several colleagues who are on the front line against this virus (stationer in fever wards). One of these colleagues expects that testing of patients will eventually become logistically impossible once the number of cases hits a certain critical mass (expected cases to increase dramatically next week).

Once this critical mass is reached, patients will be sent home and told to simply self quarantine and take conventional medicines for the flu.

They apparently stopped testing medical staff yesterday, staff are expected to continue to work despite whether or not they display COVID 19 symptoms. The purpose of this is essentially due to the fact that no one would be able to look after patients if staff are told to stay home and self quarantine.

blood for the blood goddess

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take your meds schizo

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post your COOFening face

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Post yfw the temperature meme is real

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I don't understand electricity though.

fuck chinks

seriously we might get wiped out all because chinamen cant fucking figure out how to not live like savages

Predictions for the next few weeks.

>New York becomes hotbed for Coronavirus
>Wuhan Pop. Density: 3,200/sq.mi
>New York City Pop Density: 26,403/sq.mi
>Wall Street tanks straight to the basement
>Government tries it's best to pump the markets up but can't because the stocks are all being sold off due to New York going on lockdown
>Hyper inflation begins, your savings and bank account become worthless
>Bank notes become worthless because so many of them are carriers of virus
>Food, Water, Lead, and Bottle Caps become currency
>Weimar Germany levels of poverty sprinkled with a dash of Basketball American chaos
>World economy crashes in turn
>Gold has all been bought up by the Blattbergsteins
>Here goyim, check out our paperless money. Just make sure you behave or else we'll cut you off heeeheee
>Corona spreading in Brazil, so much for hot weather, eh?

Somebody please tell me I'm just losing my mind.

I think I'm infected, I've been with flu like symptoms for a week. Now, I'm "fine", still with dry cough and nasal congestion. If I try to work out, my body ends up giving up after 5 min, felt short breath today.

It's the calm before the storm, isn't it?

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>WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
Well are you going to tell me who it was?

What a fag, steals my creation.

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>What the FUCK did you just say to me? I'll have you know i gradumacated top of my class at Quantico and served three tours of duty in Chiraq patrolling the Negros with just a flashlight and a walkie talkie. When this whole virus media hoax is over I hope each and every one of you Carona-Chan FUCKS gets arrested for trying to make the public panic

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UPDATE
>ISRAEL CLOSES DOWN SCHOOLS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS
ISRAEL CLOSES DOWN SCHOOLS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS
>ISRAEL CLOSES DOWN SCHOOLS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS
ISRAEL CLOSES DOWN SCHOOLS DUE TO CORONA VIRUS
Good news, Israel is well and truely fucked
Bad news, I'm shitposting full time since i have literally nothing else to do

>facial hair
>thinks a mask will protect him
hue

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Isn't there an outbreak happening in Brazil too though? And what about New York City?

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>Iran
>putting the market so high it's almost outside of its border
Cope more

* honk honk*

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We could end this happening right now. Just like I tried telling you guys, a month ago. There's no antiviral that works. There's no vaccine that works. It keeps coming back. The only cure, the only way to save people, is with something like DRACO.

>>riderinstitute.org/discovery/

>>journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0022572

DRACO is an acronym that stands for Double-Stranded RNA Activated Caspase Oligomerizer. The short version is that it's a protein that orders virally-infected cells to commit seppuku immediately. The long version is that a DRACO is a protein that consists of PKR and Apaf-1 binding domains stitched end to end, like the poles of a magnet. One end of that magnet hunts for viral double-stranded RNA (yes, even coronavirus dsRNA, because it transcribes from single-stranded to double-stranded RNA inside your cells). Once the DRACOs latch on to the dsRNA with their PKR ends, their exposed ends act like magnets for your cell's own caspase, the compound that triggers the end-stage of apoptosis.
Double-Stranded RNA Activated Caspase Oligomerizer essentially means "a protein that crosslinks caspase which is activated by viral dsRNA". DARPA showed interest, grant foundations showed interest, and shakeups and reorganization meant Dr. Todd Rider, PhD, graduate of both MIT and Harvard, never got the money to finish his life's work. 20 damn years this poor guy has had a cure to almost all pathogenic viruses sitting in his lap, a forgotten invention, and he has to watch the world die, when he could've saved all of us? Bullshit. I say bullshit to that. We need to back this. We need to fund this work. We need to save mankind.

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They sell kits that are for hippies, they have literal pictures in the set so you don't get confused.

jej
I'm /cvg/'s Yas Forumseague manager lad.
I have the iterations.

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>tfw live in green zone.
Uh oh. Will autumn kill us all?

I liked ebola-chan more

killed niggers and doesn't afraid of anything

Here's another I made goy.

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>1% of our population is already infected according to our health department
>0 deaths
>no one seems to care
WHITE PEOPLE ARE IMMUNE

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Trump is a fuckwit.
Over a trillion to prop up rich gamblers?
Absolute cocksucker has brought doom to America.

LOL
the meme is real

Fuck this ugly ass hapa mongrel

kike

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I’m like 99% sure that I have the coronavirus, I live in king county Washington.

So far I have a slight cough and mild breathing discomfort. I’ll probably just wait it out at home.

I wish I could tell you you're just losing your mind user

No toilet paper in Orillia Ontario

lovely digits nonetheless user
kek
have the initial version pre-circularization

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When you can afford a gas mask but not a comb

You should be more concerned with that male pattern badness

No you fucking kike

>tfw 3B1B's 1M infected projection is slowly becoming a reality

Greetings from the Puget Sound Plague Pit.

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once brazil gets hit, the world is fucked

brazilian bats with other coronavirus strains are gonna get us all killed

>causes your own cells to an hero
What kind of drawbacks are there to using that though? I mean... it sounds great, but it also sounds dangerous as all fuck.

sounds about like what is happening, yeah

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>Being unaware green means colder than yellow and blue means colder than green.
>Pretending niggers and spics can even count and write, let alone tally and report how many corpses are piling up from Corona-chan.

Really, why do you say that you are so sure you have it? I would contact a healthcare provider over the phone if it gets worse.

I wonder what the star niggers on the ISS are thinking right now

Guy does anyone know if mail from the EU will be affected by this travel ban? I can't tell with orange retard's constant flip flopping whether it will be.

Checked

Hello frens so question has there been any new leaked vids from China on how things are REALLY looking like right now or is their whole everyone's good! Propaganda really real?

I'll cook up some new hazmats on photoshop again but not today hopefully you can see them then fren

140%

Well then I'm in the clear, so I had no need to prep I guess.

Even better is it fell flat on its face, bumped up a bit then tanked again.

We're not immune, faggot, we just have an easier time with the virus. Doesn't mean it can't kill us, it just means we're far less likely to die.

We are not immune. Whites are way more resistent to diseases. This is true. But there is no immunity. However, strong immune systems and a high standard of living are definitely perks during this pandemic.

Where are you bro?

That isn't the original tho The original was that but without the CVG general shit. I posted that ages ago.

>Trump is the Fed
Cringe

If the user is still here ()
Can you let me know their first names?

sopa de morcego e macaco, uma delícia

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probably terrified about a virus particle getting to them.
no medical facilities in space.

>first time in history were a us election is a side show to a major world crisis

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Let's pray that doesn't happen.

Someone draw pregnant Corona-Chan getting BLACKED by the Bubonic Plague NOW!

>Austrian state media grilling Germany over doing nothing

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probably living their best /comfy/ life.

> BILL MITCHELL HAS PASSED AWAY
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Sauce or GTFO nigger!

Do you think Israelis and Palestinians will try to coof on eachother as biological warfare?

This? Yes.
I thefted it because It was a quite nice starting point. :^)

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Sauce pls

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