AUS/POL/ - DAY OF RETRIBUTION EDITION

Gday lads, fuck china

>Australia needs to admit it has a white supremacy problem, extremism experts say
sbs.com.au/news/australia-needs-to-admit-it-has-a-white-supremacy-problem-extremism-experts-say
Meanwhile we got a bloke from Melbourne named Mohammed Ibrahim stabbing people to death yelling Allahu Akbar.

>'I hear those screams at night': Christchurch survivors haunted one year on
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/survivors-and-family-mark-a-year-since-christchurch-attacks/12050800

>Muslim Group Calls Out Facebook's Failure To Combat Hate After Christchurch
10daily.com.au/news/tech/a200312xgyud/muslim-group-calls-out-facebooks-failure-to-combat-hate-after-christchurch-20200312

>Far-right extremists still threaten New Zealand, almost one year on from the Christchurch attacks
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-11/christchurch-mosque-attack-far-right-extremists-still-threat-nz/12042578

>New Zealand gun reform stalled as Christchurch anniversary approaches
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/new-zealand-gun-reform-stalled-as-christchurch-anniversary-approaches

>Christchurch mosque attacks: Father of killed 14yo heralds celebration of victims' lives
rnz.co.nz/news/national/411621/christchurch-mosque-attacks-father-of-killed-14yo-heralds-celebration-of-victims-lives

>Lighting up Christchurch with 'love and compassion' after March 15 terror attack
stuff.co.nz/national/christchurch-shooting/119720791/lighting-up-christchurch-with-love-and-compassion-after-march-15-terror-attack

>Gatherings of more than 500 people to be cancelled, Australians urged not to travel overseas amid coronavirus fears
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/coronavirus-scott-morrison-coag-premiers-cancelling-events/12053382

>Coronavirus won't stop Christchurch remembrance service, PM Jacinda Ardern says
sbs.com.au/news/coronavirus-won-t-stop-christchurch-remembrance-service-pm-jacinda-ardern-says

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Other urls found in this thread:

abc.net.au/radio/sydney/
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/coronavirus-scott-morrison-coag-premiers-cancelling-events/12053382
sbs.com.au/news/coronavirus-won-t-stop-christchurch-remembrance-service-pm-jacinda-ardern-says
youtube.com/watch?v=XjmEwNtkA_s
youtube.com/watch?v=MjnkmNyArNg
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/centrelink-cuts-payments-to-family-trapped-in-wuhan/12048808
9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-mass-gatherings-of-over-500-could-be-banned-to-stop-spread-of-covid19/948c36bf-4ce8-4e69-a955-2b36ccdbfdd3
twitter.com/AnonBabble

ASX BROS RISE UP

what are we buying on monday?

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the daily ride

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power sniff

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abc.net.au/radio/sydney/

abc.net.au/radio/sydney/
ABC talkback
Phone number is on the page’s bottom

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shrooms

that is the grand prix, i said motorfest, Lardner park, the burnout comp ya fucking mongoloid

What happens during a recession? WIll my neetbux be taken? Will I have to rob to survive or is it just a meme?

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The goverment will go into debt to pay neetbux

I want to light up his bonfire

Are those chinks? Wtf do they want with all that - can't imagine they'd make much shipping that to China

They sell it

It might be new, but it's not improved.

Cut the flag down you cunt

No role call? Ahh it's Friday, of course.

Also, my sister is getting tested for kung flu because cleaning resorts is productive in flu transmission... If she does, I'll be letting the managers know how much of a "good person" they are...

Any of you cunts coming for a schooner?

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>Monday
Fucking nothing, that cunt is going to drop some more. Probably buying in two to four weeks, mostly manufacturing

>>Gatherings of more than 500 people to be cancelled, Australians urged not to travel overseas amid coronavirus fears
>abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/coronavirus-scott-morrison-coag-premiers-cancelling-events/12053382
>
>>Coronavirus won't stop Christchurch remembrance service, PM Jacinda Ardern says
>sbs.com.au/news/coronavirus-won-t-stop-christchurch-remembrance-service-pm-jacinda-ardern-says

She's willing to infect the whole of New Zealand, just so she can go through with her virtue signalling anniversary

Just send over one of your own 'cleaners', asis fag

Goldie for me mate, you shouting aye?

I have a feeling, there seems to be more horizontal pixels in the eyes there

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>and nothing of value was lost.

Pretty shit joke, did ya wanna work on it mate?

Sure you don't want me to write some glowy nigget shit on it?

Fuck that mid strength out of here, get yourself a tooheys new like a normal person

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Alright goys ive got a respirator system at work that uses these filters. Will it save me from the chinky flu?

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2/2

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Roll Call PART 1 OF 2
>bust a nut guy/abo in alice springs
>gympill
>who adelaide?
>Gas the boomers
>”ITS THE JEWS” pasta
>Gimme a job or ill rope
>ASIO is Aus/pol/'s greatest ally user
>Coles sweeper breaking user
>tinder ROLLer
>who ready for the collapse?
>praise him (ASIO agents/ ABC Journo’s)
>how do i get an aus/pol/ gf?
>fuck off we’re full webm creator
>Friendly (and rare) reminder to get your gun licence guy
>what’s for dinner?
>wanting job at asio user
>jordies
>serial reporter of glowposts and bust a nut guy / roll call guy (me)
>the gf/the bf/the daily ride
>Central Desert Region user surrounded by boongs
>ausfag in USA
>Desert Lime Shilling Brit.
>tougher gun laws in QLD when?!
>US fag "fuck off we're fu-" poster with an image of australias population concentration on a map
>Q&A anime shirt wearing attendee
>Reminder to address to judge and jury in all your shitposts
>JUSTed user(s) (sympathy add)
>’checking in’ fag / meta poofter
>(followed by) “poofters fuck off”
>ASIO poster who uploaded screenshot which had ASIO login bookmarked
>coom for mommy
>guy that says he will an hero to get "no don't do it" (you)'s
>lithuanian user that's been planning to move to Aus for years
>'jannies can't stop me' user
>running for local government user
>fed up and willing to self doxx to create aus/pol/ political party user
>join the union fag / union shill
>user(s) who fingered a bird in a nightclub
>ASISinfo Tripfag
>It's easy to raise a family on one income, just grow your own food
>who /unregistered firearm/? glow agent
>who drinking?

youtube.com/watch?v=XjmEwNtkA_s

ROLL CALL PART 2 OF 2
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION/ IN PROGRESS)
>guy whose isp fucks up and gets the bong flag
>DSP neet in Canberra
>weird boomer anime figurine painter office government worker with lifesize trump cutout
>poster that pretends to be a superior asian and goes on about Australia and the US being Chinese land
>doomed by lollipop sign cunts schizo pasta
>guy that threatens to light himself on fire in centrelink (nabbed by glowies?)
>glowing merino poster
>'What'd ya have for dinner, lads?'

and (You)
Am i forgetting anyone?

Tripfags fuck off

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Mate, I'm from Queensland, not that place over the border that houses cockroaches and foreigners...

Whats for afternoon tea/dinner lads?

just me but it's kind of comforting to know I don't stick out

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what happened to that usa guy that thought his friend rammed a mil base?

Oc for me?? Fuck I'm loving this.

The government will let neets starve to prop up (((banks))).
>tfw neetbux disappears
>tfw woolies freezers run out of tendies
Fuck neets
Also
>tfw ports shut down so no more meth precursors from chinkland
>tfw no streetshitters to deliver ubereats
>everybody quarantined tries to netflix at once and nbn fibre-to-the-dunny melts

Stock up now or tomorrow morning?

>everybody quarantined tries to netflix at once and nbn fibre-to-the-dunny melts
i've already noticed my phone essentially stop working at 5 pm on the dot, it's never been like this
10 kb/s on 4g

don't stock up, bash the non-australians trying to stock up

In Australia?

>I'm from Queensland
Why did I hear you say that in Forrest Gumps voice?

So F1 only cancelled at the moment the event started for insurance purposes right? I can’t associate this level of malicious incompetence to organisers that put god knows how many millions to make it happen.

Based
I like your prediction
Heres hoping that climate change protests keep going and they all catch corona

She wants another veil-wearing opportunity, that projection of her photo on the Burj Kalifa gave her the tinglies downstairs

Cause you are sick user.

chocky milk

who drinking?

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What ya drinkin' lads?

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auditory hallucinations... anyway, 1.25mill in Qld are expected to be hit.

hopefully they switch to live streams that we can fuck with

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Memeflaggots fuck off

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nice 100k requiring hospitalisation, guaranteed medical system collapse.

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what are you gonna do, make more OC?

Don't be mad wagie. We neets appreciate the work you do.

youtube.com/watch?v=MjnkmNyArNg

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will uni hurry the fuck up and shut down

>unironically drinks premixed cans
>thinks it is worth a pic related.
what are you, fucking 12?

QLD health is pretty based, but I wouldn't doubt collapse, fuck no.

>he does it for free

>hmm today i will spend $120 on 24 (twenty-four) small cans of off brand cola mixed with shit tier rum

Excuse me, I'm 13, I'm a teenager now.

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Not happening. Cash is king, and you can’t have an entire semesters worth of international students getting refunds. Any retard actually going to uni from this point on should be treated as if they’re diseased. I emailed my lecturer and said I’m not coming in, just gonna follow from recorded lectures.

I'm sorry you're a poor nigger.

THIS IS YOUR TAXES IN ACTION!
Funding chink bennos taking holidays to China.
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-13/centrelink-cuts-payments-to-family-trapped-in-wuhan/12048808
Now they've been there too long and have been cut off.
GOOD.

What's that phrase about a fool and his money? Easily parted, like your mum's legs.

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bit hard to not come in when every lab is marked in class

The memeist of drinks

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>premixed
>not buying a bottle of coke and JD
its like you want to work for free

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>going shopping for a present for my anniversary
>get a text from my boss
>my hours have been cut and I'm now only on $200 a week.
>cant afford to buy present now and go home screaming.
I'm gonna rope

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In that case you’re better off deferring. Health is more important than anything, and risking getting fucking viral pneumonia over a semester of uni is something I find difficult to rationalise.

Lol nice

c-cleaner user?

And here I was getting cut off a few years ago when I went to America for a film competition a group of us won at uni.
>The absolute state of this country

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>9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-mass-gatherings-of-over-500-could-be-banned-to-stop-spread-of-covid19/948c36bf-4ce8-4e69-a955-2b36ccdbfdd3
MASS GATHERINGS BANNED
EASTER SHOW CANCELLED
>Boomer parent still seething this is all overblown and its just a cold

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Yeah nah, just not a broke asre nigger like you, sunshine.
Hows the goonbag treating ya?
What on earth is it?

conveniently specific for something normies won't really care about. Fuck off, dog

>Mixing your own drinks like a poor man
I guess if you have to...

shhhh, we observe. you'll make the 'roos angry

>"S-so I'm an attention seeking faggot trying to cope with how unremarkable I am by slapping a faggy little nametag on myself when I post?"
>"wow AWESOME i hope i get UPVOTES"

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>he drinks spirits with mixers
i'll take what is high fructose corn syrup for 500

Bunnings cleaner yeah.
One of the machines developed an Electrical fault, I got blamed and they took 3/4s of my pay away and hired someone new to do those hours.
I'm beyond fucking aggravated, I'm still putting out resumes and getting nothing, and I still have to deal with that fat whore slavedriver.

>What on earth is it?
Tastes like tangy strawberry vomit, don't recommend. Golden Gaytime stout is pretty good though

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Anyone know why Virgin isn't saying what flights the infected flight attendant was on?

Noty a woman, so dont have to watch my figure.

>not mixing your drinks and being even richer
>not choosing the flavour profile and strength of your alcoholic drink
normies get out

>mfw spending a weekend in the city for my 1 year anniversary with the gf.
>might catch wuflu from drinking
Another reason to rope

That's gay as fuck, what state are you in?

Airline stock cant take much more of a beating

QLD.

>One of the machines developed an Electrical fault, I got blamed and they took 3/4s of my pay away and hired someone new to do those hours.
Remember any alarm codes and pay them a visit once this coronavirus thing gets worse

>Golden Gaytime stout is pretty good though
Yeah right, will have to give it a go.
>being poor
Broke niggers need to go and not come back

talk to the fair work ombudsman

>implying im broke

>hurr durr i is man who care if i fat
I heard an obese 60 year old man in woolies today talking on the phone saying that coronavirus only kills the old and fat so he has nothing to worry about, is he a relative of yours?

kek