/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1985

► Detected: 134,768 ► Died: 4,983

>NEWS
Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
archive.is/TPBvZ

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

France closes schools and universities
archive.is/eSVG9

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
archive.is/wip/S7aIm

>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
archive.is/1WTiA

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Engineered bat coronavirus related to SARS caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

>LATEST CASES
22:38: 171 new cases in Norway.
18:55: 595 new cases and 13 new deaths in France.
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy
youtube.com/watch?v=KW5kcUUu2Ac
bloodpassover.com/
docdro.id/awxXfEB
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf
docdro.id/oSSjjeB
docdro.id/sjfan7a
docdro.id/CRTbzb0
docdro.id/tBlM2rv
lawofone.info/
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf
docdro.id/ercmHPd
youtu.be/xfr64zoBTAQ
twitter.com/RocioLlamass/status/1236046760432283655
channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid19-travel-restrictions-italy-france-germany-spain-12534476
google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/xfl/story/_/id/28894247/xfl-cancels-regular-season-games-committed-playing-2021?platform=amp
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200313/k10012328601000.html
scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3074988/coronavirus-some-recovered-patients-may-have
www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200313/k10012329851000.html
youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 53,675 (1,801): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,146 (86) France 2,876 (61) Germany 2,745 (6) US 1,686 (40) Switzerland 868 (7) Norway 965 (1) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 691 (19) Sweden 687 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 361 (1) Australia 156 (3) Canada 154 (1) H. Kong 130 (3) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) Egypt 80 (2) India 74 (1) S. Marino 72 (5) Ireland 70 (1) Thailand 70 (1) Lebanon 68 (3) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 31 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Albania 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Denmark 674 Qatar 262 Bahrain 197 Singapore 187 Malaysia 158 Czech Rep. 113 Finland 109 Iceland 109 Israel 109 Slovenia 96 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 Brazil 77 Romania 59 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Russia 34 Chile 33 Palestine 31 Croatia 27 Estonia 27 Luxembourg 26 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Serbia 24 C. Rica 23 Peru 22 Belarus 21 Pakistan 21 Slovakia 21 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 S. Africa 17 Mexico 16 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Tunisia 13 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Cyprus 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Paraguay 6 Armenia 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Liechtenstein 4 Réunion 4 Lithuania 3 S. Lanka 3 Ukraine 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory C. 1 Congo 1 Fr. Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Trinidad and Tobago 1 Turkey 1

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F
God speed to everyone. Take care of your family.

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>Dead: 4,983
lol, still only 4,983.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,983? Four days? Five days?

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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SHIT! GUYS! I live in the Ottawa area and I have a dentist's appointment on Tuesday. Do I go or no?

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Already debunked

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These threads will be ticking off the years of my life now

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see:
youre lying

Fuck no

Personally, I wouldn’t. I had health anxiety and OCD before corona though. Now it’s in extreme overdrive.

They all caught it at the dentist conference in Vancouver so no

Please... help a poorfag who didn't prep

How far away do I have to move away from society to be safe?

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Go and accept corana chan as your lord and saviour

god damn boyos I love tiny corona chan pussy so much!

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youtube.com/watch?v=KW5kcUUu2Ac

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>Friday, 13

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Haha...it was funny at first but could we stop now? Haha guys? Guys??!???

>Luigi Carrara, 86, and Severa Belotti, 82, were confined to their home in Albino, in the northern province of Bergamo, for eight days
They were never tested positive or treated at a hospital
FAKE

Free ebooks to read during your quarintine.

Jews:

Blood Passover Arial toeff:
bloodpassover.com/

Red Symphony
docdro.id/awxXfEB

Manosphere/red pill

Smart and Sexy Roderick Kaine [men are smarter than women]
atavisionary.com/free-book-smart-and-sexy-the-evolutionary-origins-and-biological-underpinnings-of-cognitive-differences-between-the-sexes/

Sexual utopia in power F roger devlin
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/sexualutopia.pdf

The manipulated man estar vilar
dontmarry.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the_manipulated_man.pdf

Conspiracy
The lifting of the viel [about vast pedo conspiracy controlling the world]
docdroid.net/Dh4yQ08/the-lifting-of-the-veil.pdf

behold a pale horse, bill cooper
docdro.id/oSSjjeB

Imaging 9-11. All the popular media, like comics, which predicted 9-11
docdro.id/sjfan7a

>the following are both available at cia.gov, cause they found it at some mahamadeen compound. Not linking directly there though for obvious reasons.

bloodlines of the illuminati
docdro.id/CRTbzb0

The conspirator's hierarchy Dr. Coleman
docdro.id/tBlM2rv

Spiritual/kooky/blahblah

lawofone.info/

Alien disclosure
docdroid.net/192biis/cosmic-disclosure-full-transcripts.pdf

2150 AD [reincarnation fiction]
docdro.id/ercmHPd

We need to start hanging politicians

you deserve to die for spreading dangerous misinformation you race traitor faggot

Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Ok I'll cancel it tomorrow.

Any recommendations for Vitamin C and D suppliments I can buy from Amazon?

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think... Nevada desert... like... somewhere between northern Nevada, southern Idaho, East Oregon. Nobody lives there. Literally... nobody.

How about white people under 50. Those two must have been late seventies at the absolute youngest.

LMAO isn't he a germophobe too?

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You can look up the story, they died at home untested

If you need the dental work and it can not be postponed, yes go. Otherwise, fuck no are you dumb. Dental offices are horrific for cross transmission of viral pathogens like any public health location.

China, when?

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>Being in such denial

Just go to your local pharmacy

>"...ok then but how about........."
i'd say it's pretty damn obvious what happened to them. doubtful they would have been accepted at hospital anyway

>buying useless things to satiate your anxiety

Had to pick up my daughter from school today. Possible COVID-19 infected classmates; they all returned from a field trip to Italy a week ago. All of the kids will be tested. I have my daughter self isolating herself in our guest house until the swab kit is brought over from the Hospital.

Holy shit Bill Clinton tested positive for corona in Australia
>Holy shit Bill Clinton tested positive for corona in Australia
Holy shit Bill Clinton tested positive for corona in Australia
>Holy shit Bill Clinton tested positive for corona in Australia
Holy shit Bill Clinton tested positive for corona in Australia
youtu.be/xfr64zoBTAQ

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Reversal underway, cat is bouncing lifeless

>meanwhile in mexico
twitter.com/RocioLlamass/status/1236046760432283655

Predictions for the next few weeks.

>New York becomes hotbed for Coronavirus
>Wuhan Pop. Density: 3,200/sq.mi
>New York City Pop Density: 26,403/sq.mi
>Wall Street tanks straight to the basement
>Government tries it's best to pump the markets up but can't because the stocks are all being sold off due to New York going on lockdown
>Hyper inflation begins, your savings and bank account become worthless
>Bank notes become worthless because so many of them are carriers of virus
>Food, Water, Lead, and Bottle Caps become currency
>Weimar Germany levels of poverty sprinkled with a dash of Basketball American chaos
>World economy crashes in turn
>Gold has all been bought up by the Blattbergsteins
>Here goyim, check out our paperless money. Just make sure you behave or else we'll cut you off heeeheee
>Corona spreading in Brazil, so much for hot weather, eh?

Tomorrow's Friday the 13th boys. Be safe.

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channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid19-travel-restrictions-italy-france-germany-spain-12534476
Sorry anons from these countries but we are banning you now.
Let's hope the neighbour countries don't fuck up.
This is fine.

US when? But I am sure that won't go down well.

we got a dead man walking here

Why you should declare war to China for a Virus funded by Bill Gates, Soros and other globalist faggots in France, Canada, etc

is ordering shit online from amazon safe? you do know it goes through a hub with tons of other packages from who knows where. touched by who knows how many people.

albino people rarely live past 40, I'd call bullshit on this one

So how many people actually died in China?

>they all returned from a field trip to Italy a week ago.
fuck dude, hope your daughter is okay.

What was that Gary?

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Finns are albinos and regular live to 60

Unironically go now before everything gets locked down and you're fucked with a tooth infection or something. Unless it's a routine check up, in that case fuck that

corona virus more like vacuum on italian am I right

Please let me know if you or anyone you know is in need of prayers.

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What the fuck happened here? Usually dead cat bounces need at least a marginally positive story to happen. Did PBOC announce stimulus or something?

>...But, what are we gonna do with "him"?
>Ershin says she wants to go with Ryu

If we survive this pandemia..
the next world war is going to be the world Vs. China and its allies

Alright beard bros, how did you shave so your mask would seal? I went with the Zappa.

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empty shelves and 45 minute lines at kroger tonight, fuck you and fuck coronachan

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MY PEOPLE.

How much this shit has ramped up in the past few days is scaring me bros

>China and its allies
Lol who the fuck is on Team China after this one?

Almost 5K Guys!

Nice neighbors you have

>The guest house.
t. Yuppy Scum
Were the slave quarters full?

Corona just hit my city this morning (probably a week or so ago because lol incubation) these fucking normies are pissing me off at work. Being told I'm panicking when I'm telling them that their decon procedures are useless unless it's being done constantly is a public thoroughfare. Many office building around us were closed today but not us let's ride it out hahahahhaa. I should just quit.

>XFL FOOTBALL AND MAJOR SPORTS SEASONS CANCELLED AND INDEFINITELY POSTPONED

XFL cancels regular-season games, 'committed' to playing in 2021. The XFL canceled its regular season Thursday amid the spread of the coronavirus. ... "The XFL is committed to playing a full season in 2021 and future years," the league said in a statement.

Sauce:
google.com/amp/s/www.espn.com/xfl/story/_/id/28894247/xfl-cancels-regular-season-games-committed-playing-2021?platform=amp

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When Corona-chan was confined to China it was fine. Now I'd say you're still most likely fine because the virus doesn't persist well on surfaces. It's a last mile problem - what happens after the postal service or UPS takes over? So long as they don't cough on your packages I think you'll be OK.

CANADA PM'S WIFE HAS IT
>www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
>www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702

And all major supermarkets stock things made in China, that arrive on the same pallets as all the other shit, handled by the same employees. There's nothing that doesn't have some chance of contamination at this point. Overall a delivery from a warehouse is probably safer than getting coofed on down at the store, depending on where you live.

Whoa. I suppose chance of ganking some Spatz is next to zero. Muhfuggin bix nood for real.

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Is that a lineup? Wtf lol

Please pray for my grandmother user, that she doesn't get infected. Please.

>Nobody observing social distancing rule of 6 feet space.
they're dead anyway

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>US when? But I am sure that won't go down well.
I suspect you’ll go the Israeli route and block any tourist worldwide who can’t arrange for 14+ days of quarantine.

On the plus side, I’m sure you’ll have a rush of upper-middle class boomers looking to do long-term stays so they don’t get condemned to get turned away by the hospitals if they do get sick.

Fully clean shaven.

you dumb nigger, now YOU have the virus. why didn't you finish prepping two months ago? thought this was just a flu, huh? learn to listen to anons

Baked beans for 39 cents? That's a good value

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ZOOMERWAFFEN DIVISION
GAS AND LAUGH AT THE CHINK EDITION

Russia, Iran, turkey, Venezuela, norks, maybe assorted southeast Asians

damn,do i hate niggers

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Get and corona kills everyone

"shieet that corona goin round better buy some shit niggas"

All these journalists, politicians, influences and cucks in general who are saying racism and sexism are deadlier than this lethal virus should be executed in public. What they are doing has to be some kind of crime.

I dunno
tacoland and venezolanos

checked and based mexibro.

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Good end. Very romantic.

2020 really has been a great year so far

at least 2 of those people have it. YOU'RE FUCKED.

Why are all the signs in English and not Swahili? What country in Africa is this anyway?

she's getting stronger

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Thanks

Nooo!

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JUST A FLU
F
L
U

where is gigabreasted coronachan?

What is her name, brother?

>US when? But I am sure that won't go down well.
Uhhh we banned travel from Europe yesterday

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I hope so. I am taking her vitals every hour. I am a County Reserve Paramedic and full time Deputy. So, I was bound to become infected at some point, anyways. I have myself quarantined outside in the backyard in case she needs anything.

NOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TOTAL SOCIETAL COLLAPSE AND NOT 3 MONTHS LOCKED AWAY IN MY HOUSE WITH NO SPORTS TO WATCH ON TV

FUCK I HATE THIS TIMELINE!!!!!!!!!!

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Duterte is being a retard on that front so we'll have to break out the old .45s and clean the place up again. This time we keep it.

>the virus doesn't persist well on surfaces.
it's last 24hrs on surfaces from what I've read senpai.

learn to code

>Iran
So China wipes out half of Iran and then Iran fights on their side in World War 3. Right.

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The RBA JUST PUMPED 8.8 BILLION INTO OUR BANKS TO STOP LIQUIDITY FROM TOTALLY DRYING UP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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>americans so poor they can't fill thrir carts to the brim
F

yes please do some ooga booga chants for me so that you can feel purpose and agency in your meaningless life while simultaneously doing absolutely nothing to actually make anything better.

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Welcome to Anycity over 50k, Michigan.

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>tfw chick I'm trying to bang isn't responding

I'm just trying to get laid before the shut down

I read it lasts for 3 days

>Be Amerimutt
>Gubmint says Saddam has WMDs including bio-weapons
>Volunteer to go 1/2 way around world to defend country, get blown to pieces
>Turns out CIA, FBI, and Pentagon were deliberately lying, getting Americans killed, killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to line their pockets from no bid contracts
>Get home and no one cares, hooked on pain meds, no job, wife left, want to eat a bullet
>try to hang on
>Then China deliberately, or improperly handles untested bio-weapon, a bat coronavirus mixed with aids
>spreads around world in under 90 days, killing thousands, no cure, and no way to stop it, may wipe humans off face of Earth
>Gubmints all around world pretend like this isn't happening, "its just a flu Stumpy"

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Lol you forget a month ago when China pumped $173 billion into their market

Most Amazon shipping is two days. Unless postal workers are coofing on your boxes of dragon dildos en route you'll be fine.

WHERE HAS IT BEEN DEBUNKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

china cured

china numba one

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200313/k10012328601000.html
Are the 15 minute results test kits new?

cannibalism is never far, fren.

Any confirmation that the coronavirus can linger in any kind of air space for a long time? Or was that just one unconfirmed test that yielded no results? Remember, airborne is not the same as someone coughing right next to you.

>was looking forward to watching niggerball.
I will NEVER understand this.

>how bad things really are

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Yeah, and London is certainly full of ninjas, it's true. That's why we don't go to London anymore.

Kill yourself

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Can anyone confirm wtf symptoms to actually look out for?

One resource says Pneumonia and lower respiratory symptoms, and that more common cold/flu symptoms are less likely with Corona and other sources are saying everything from fever and runny nose present commonly.

Does the virus attack the lungs and sinus or just the lungs like? wtf

Delores, brother. But please understand that I don't reveal her full name in a place such as this.

Shoehorn 'getting rape at the VA' in there somewhere.

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Is your country still maskshaming you? Give it two weeks.

>spain 3146 cases
>taiwan 49 cases

you have more nigger genes than me

Don't be such a dumbfag

More like
>"Shiiiet we gonna have to stay inside for a whole week??? better stock up!!"

Any NC bros here?

They are starting to inform normies scmp.com/news/hong-kong/health-environment/article/3074988/coronavirus-some-recovered-patients-may-have

boy i sure do hate niggers

TRUDEAU'S WIFE HAS CORONA CHAN!
www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
>www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702
>www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-us-canada-51860702

Personally I’ve been wiping down packages with Clorox wipes then sticking them in a garbage bag and keeping it in a quarantine for about 10 days before I open them. By that time any live virus should be dead.

Is there oil in people's homes? If there was you'd have quarantined us all decades ago.
Also
>may wipe humans off face of Earth
lol

Is that one test you're referring to the one that said it can linger in the air for up to half an hour at a range of 15 feet from somebody who sneezed? The study from China?

Stay well, bongbro.

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>HIKE
>RAWHRAGHAH
>IT CONNECTS
>TOUCHDOWN!!!!
There you go user hope this lasts you.

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Fever 104F and above, Runny Nose, Sore Throat,
Cough, Difficulty Breathing (severe cases). Flu or Sinus pretty much until the last part.

My dad just went to walmart so he could send 600$ to some stupid facebook romance scam thot, and we barely even got any food here. I hate boomers.

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DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!
>NO CLOSE CONTACT!
DON'T STAND IN FUCKING LINES!

>Luigi Carrara, 86, and Severa Belotti, 82, were confined in their Albino home in the northern province of Bergamo for eight days devoid of medical help during the lockdown, and according to their son, Luca Carrara, he was not allowed to see or visit them
No confirmed test
No medical treatment
Still no white deaths from Coronavirus

Hey faggots, DOCTOR Vineet D Menachery here. I see you've been admiring my virus for the last two months. You haven't even scratched the surface of it.
We put our hearts and souls into this plague-ending virus, and I mean human-ending if you haven't caught on. ACE2-receptors are only the beginning. We found the perfect-fucking-virus in the bat caves of Wuhan. This thing is so steady and slow that it will literally boil you alive. You zoomers probably think you're safe because the boomers are dying first. You're going to wish you're old soon when the second stage of the virus kicks in. The HIV-like bonding with your entire body is gradually happening.
YOU ARE ALREADY INFECTED. You fucking morons. Buy masks all you want, you cannot possibly defeat my masterpiece.
Shortly before it was released in Washington State outside Fort Derik, me and my colleagues went underground, flying out to Australia and New Zealand. The Chinese will blame you all, you will blame the Chinese but little did you know it was the race you suspected the least.
The race right next to China which has been completely unaffected by the virus.
I'm writing this for my own amusement. Game over. India Superpower by 2020, we weren't kidding.

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I FUCKING HATE SHITSKINS AND BOOMERS GODDAMN

what the fuck are you talking about micro penis sub-human insectoid, don't reply to me again dysgenic failed abortion

I've read about amazon delivery drivers, unless your package is one of the first deliveries on their route, your package is in a van with them the entire day.

they have these things called cycles where the first cycle of drivers go out in the morning, and if your package doesn't get delivered then it goes to cycle 2 where they attempt to deliver again. So potentially, your package can be with two people that are infected all day

WHAT DOES SHE WIN NEXT LADS!

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>Justin Trudeau's wife has coronavirus
>Justin Trudeau almost certainly has it too and spread it to other world leaders

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>be letter carrier
>rain sleet or snow
>runny nose
>outside literally all day
>heater in truck is 30+ yrs old
>touches every door handle in town
Yeah, I’m sure it’s fine. They got it under control.

No, I'm referring to an article from a North American newspaper that people were using here as "evidence", never heard of that sneezing one, but that's similar to a person coughing near you, not the same as say, you go to the bathroom, sneeze and it stays in the air for x days.

The mentslity of fucks that no prep is "well when it gets bad we can go stop in government bread line."

>2 to 3 with permanent lung damage
>Out of a dozen
Jesus Christ

name a single coronavirus with a vaccine
oh wait, you can't :)

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Im not asian you dumb nigger blooded moor

>plague-ending virus
thank you for saving us from the plague Doc!

www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200313/k10012329851000.html
5 new cases in Hokkaido. 133 infected now in Hokkaido.

post recent gets. sold my switch to hopefully dab on niggers in real life

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Trump has it too.

Likewise, brother.

>Why you should declare war to China

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that's good. stay safe user.

Look at all of these spergs pretending to be shills, pathetic

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Shit I used to smoke and had pneumonia last year that probably fucked my lungs up a bit. I’d be fucked.

Just the first is fine.
May God protect and guide both you and her in this turbulent time.

see

I left the bunker .. first time in 3 weeks.

Red Alert: THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER

I'm not joking hopefully i didn't catch it

then you are the basically the same but without being an insectoid compared to me

>meme flag

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how close are we to a vaccine?

Just make sure you plug them. You get 95% that way. If you swallow, you get 10%.

Yep, the lines go through multiple aisles. This was on a Thursday afternoon.

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From there but not living there. What do you want faggot.

Hello ATF

So you went and decided to stand in a crowded place for 45 minutes during a fucking pandemia?
Seriously why are people so retarded?

Don’t worry, there’s literally zero chance Trudeau could catch it from his wife.

>thank you for saving us from the plague Doc!
You're welcome polite Mutt, I must admit I will miss some of you but too many of you called me pajeet and mocked India's future as a superpower in 2020.

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Someone please give me the uberchad phonecall meme where he talks about putting chinks in camps please

Keep in mind that ACE2 representation in Asians is much greater than in whites. I'd be interested in seeing outpatient recovery of whites in a similar fashion.

His name is Dan.
He's my therapist.
I canceled on him because of the idea of sitting in his office, with the collected farts of god knows how many people who had sat in that office this week.

Never years

all of these gooks wearing the useless masks
ngmi

What part of philippines? My wife’s brothers are stuck in Manila right now.

SHIT POST TILL THE END BROTHERS youtu.be/uffHb6JgoiQ

Kek they have the right idea - why don’t they get shit on for muh racism and muh xenophobia?

never trust a chink or a jew

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Fever, dry cough and malaise for about a week. 2nd week breathing difficulty, but not everyone gets to this stage.

Some GI issues in the 1st week, but not for long.

Runny nose, sore throat, and other cold symptoms, aren't core. Kids tend to have them the most.

This actually pissed me off, I was really looking forward to finishing the season.
Fuck the NFL, XFL is where its at

What the FUCK is that? Some kind of sea cock?

>why yes, I do persist in my racist ways in the current year of 2020, what ever gave it away?

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A year plus or minus

Can I be FUCKING real for a second?
This community is so fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.
A tiny team of scientists made an entire pandemic for you to experience. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "happooners" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to say its a fucking nothingburger.
Guess what? The virus was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a virus.
Is it always 2 weeks away? Sure. Is it mutating? Maybe. Is the course of infection usually harmless for people under 25? Sure, fine.
But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?
How fucking entitled do you have to be to experience an incredible pandemic on a planet and then say "yeah but..."
We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of this achievement. We should be showering the chinese people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring pandemics in recent memory.
China doesn't owe you a sick person. Yet they gave you 100 thousand of them.
If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never hapooners in the first place.

i think canada is already working on one.

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Don't worry. I'm harmless.

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Yes, airborne. proof was posted like a week ago. It isn't flying around, but a cloud lingers from infected. Something like 30 minutes, then i guess gets on surfaces. That is why doctors, and nurses have been getting infected.

>Bank of Japan buys 700 billion yen of government bonds in one day
I am not very well knowledged about economics. Can someone explain the implications of this action?

Oregon just closed all its K-12 schools through March 31. Long spring break I guess, going to fuck up everything for me though since next week was supposed to be finals week. Then again I guess I won't have to do much grading over spring break.

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Geoduck.

Isn’t Manila quarantined right now? I don’t blame them for lining up

>surgical masks
/rolleyes

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why does this give me a boner

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Based and checked.

Mexico will become the major supplier for the United States after this, and China can go eat shit. At least then all the manufacturing will be on the same continent instead of across the fucking Pacific Ocean, and maybe Mexicans will have a reason to go the fuck back.

This is horse shit.

pic of white Caucasian European couple in front of him
>Still no white deaths from Coronavirus

Topkek, the cope of amerimutts is astonishing

That's common for pretty much all viral pneumonia.

I had it as a kid and it took about 3 years to heal back to normal. An adult won't heal as well.

Fucking everywhere is most likely. Whatever company gets the first vaccine is gonna be rich af.

eh, just wondering how they think NC's gonna fair

UNTIL I HAVEN'T A BREATH LEFT IN MY BODY.
TOGETHER UNTIL THE END BROTHERS!

(((Russian Orthodox)))

/r/ Corona wearing this outfit.

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6 more cases confirmed at a veterans home in Oregon, bringing the total to 8 at the home. Shits fucking right next to me and people are going mad

>surgical masks
At least try to make your propaganda look trustworthy.

For me, it's Brown Shugga.

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what are you hiding, user?

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>Indian scam call
>Call him out and just start talking about the virus instead
>Says people in his city are dying of unknown causes
Poos aren't safe you killed your own people Kunal

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I don't know mate, it's kind of hot, imagine what that slut would do with your cock

China is claiming to have it under control and cases decreasing, is this true or are they lying? Does that mean its not that bad?

Proof china infected everyone on purpose

whites are to blame too. so many fucking normies see blatant propaganda like this, eat it up, and wonder why America can't handle it like China. What they don't understand is that CHINA NEVER FUCKING HANDLED IT, JUST LET PEOPLE DIE. It's not gone, they never "cured" anyone and this will just come back next year for them.

Thank you, and God bless you, brother. Gob bless you and may he also guide you and yours to health and prosperity.

STORE SHELFS AT MY WORK ARE BARE

WE ARE NOW RATIONING EVERYTHING EVEN TOILET PAPER

kek

literally same except lysol and Im opening next month

You forget what board you’re on, nigger?

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Lel. Was he nice?

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I'd be okay with this. But no more illegals

Why aren’t more people mentioning China’s numbers when talking about this virus. All I hear is panic and how fucked we are but the virus peaked at 80k in China the literal most populated country in the world.

I had bacterial pneumonia last winter and I’m fairly certain it fucked my lungs up a bit.

Go home, Chang.

>china blaming US
I really hope china gets glassed by some angry country for causing this

>trying to police speech on Yas Forums

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Charlotte and Greensboro will be fucked. Rural shouldn't be as bad.