I have an announcement and it involves COVID-19. Would you please have a seat.
*ting* *ting* *ting*
HURRY UP user DON'T KEEP ME WAITING
Based Department reporting in.
You have my attention OP
fuck negrons
I have taken my seat and my napkin. Please begin.
go on friend
*piano music stops*
*clears throat*
We're almost ready.
Well OP? We’re waiting
*pulls speech notes out of a hazmat suit*
Fuck the chinks and their savage ways
Fuck the trannies, cucks, and gays
Fuck the Jannies and fuck the mods
Don't give a fuck about being COVID pos
Fuck the niggers and fuck their lips
And the kikes and their endless shit
And I'll say again with gusto and pride
Fuck Jannies, mods, and shills who slide
But anons I digress from the poetry. The world is in a sorry state of affairs and panic has gripped our poor normals. Who is to blame?
Those Gods damned, bat eating, rat eating, dog burning, rice munching, buck toothin, railroad building, stinky-combo-numba-five slinging, slant eyes, yellow piss-colored demons.
Fuck the Chinese now, from before, and for the rest of time. The best part of COVID-19 is less of you disgusting rats are in our countries.
Also fuck you toleit paper hoarder. Seriously quit being massive fucking retards.
I am waiting
You have my rapt attention
Beautiful. I'll be carrying this in my helmet when shtf
Glorious! A marvelous speech good sir!
hey, this guy's got a point!
Good speech I rate 8.6/10
Based beyond words. Fuck the piss demon chink cunts.
FUCK CHINKS
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Good post
uhm hi
hello
hello excuse me
ahem excuse me hello can you hear me
hi, yes, down here
Oh shit, kinda based, idk chief
Beautiful...... just beautiful
op is a faggot
yes hewwo attention pwease
uhhh
sorry im vewwy nervous..
*shuffles papers*
*clapping* Bravo Bravo. A word smith I must say. You are moving up in this world user. Soon you will be up here, with the big timers.
It's Ok, just do it like we practiced.
kek is punishing china for the way they treat froggos and doggos
pew pew pew!
You got it kid, don't worry
Thank you Mr. Basedington. I've been working hard to double my dead nigger storage and spic deportation numbers to double of last years.
HERE. WE. GO.
>pssst, he based AND redipilled
youre doing great
I dont believe you
Were here user. Please proceed
Based. And. Redpilled.
BASED
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I'm thinking based.
It`s like tears in the rain
based fuck the dumb weeaboo faggots shitting up the board too
bravo bravo
Speak fren!
she looks great there
I do apologize for my tardiness, M'good sir! I was busy dabbing on some jannies. You now have my undivided attention, please do proceed at your earliest convenience.
I give you the floor. Tell us friend. Besides I have to make sure the local changs didn't eat my cats.
ah yes here it is, um okay, here i go...ahem
"hello virus, please go away."
um, thnk you
Um hello, is this on? BASED
Can we please applause this young man? He's based in the making and we all have to start somewhere.
*Pat, pat*
Try to throw in a fuck niggers or Jannies though kid, otherwise great.
You are proving your leadership by example every day. The big wigs around here are starting to notice. Things are looking bright kid. I can't say much more but if you keep this up, skies the limit.
well said lad
Very braev, powerful. I hoep it works. Thank you fren!
You're going places fren
Texture 7.3
Good job kid. We gotta make sure those niggers, spics, kikes and jannies go away too. Practice makes perfect, hats off.
quite exquisite
Meh, could of been worse
+9001 Internets to your account good sir
bravo
Its true, the Chinks managed to wipe out every redeeming action their filthy yellow slant-eyed ancestors ever accomplished because they couldn't help but eat bats.
Based beyond words.
actually based, not gonna lie here famalam
Well done, user!
>(crowd goes wild)
Nothing he said is wrong !
Fuck the oriental nigga
Nigger*
Don't worry user your digits tell us your racism is genuine.
he cute
Based
Coronica virus is for FAGGOTS
baste...
oh, shoot wawit one more thing..
*drops papers*
wait no okay here it is uh,
"FUCK NIGGERS
STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
DOSTOEVSKY WITH THE RIGHT WING BEAT DOWN
PULL BACK ON THE CROSS GRIPPED SLIDE
GIVE YELLOW PINKO A SKY HIGH CHOPPER RIDE
TITUS GET CRICIFIX IM GONNA NEED A LAWYER
GET A JEW TO SCREW HIMSELF WHITEWASHING TOM SAWYER
PULLING GOLD TEETH OUT MY STOMPIN BOOTS I NEED A ROTO ROOTER
GRADES DROPPING SCORE TOPPING IM THE LUNAR SCHOOL SHOOTER
SUCK AND LICK A BABY DICK ON THE STEALTH FOR HEALTH AND WEALTH
THE JEWS NEWS RUSE SAYING EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF
MOLOCH WITH A DROP TOP OPENS UP SHOP BANNING BUMP STOCKS
BUT TAKE AN AR TO THE PIE SHOP AND SEE THEM SCATTER FOR THE COPS"
ahem,uh i think thats it thank you for your time.
praise kek
based
President Xi tells me he approves of this post. At least I think that's what "Nong nong pip pong ping ping wing ting cough cough poo lu lin pe po" means.
Based!