Panickers consoomers in my area. Toilet paper sold out everywhere. Now I cant wipe my ass

Rinse shit in the sink? You sick fuck.

use your shirt

How does one shit into a sideways toilet?

Idk I'm not OP and actually prepped 6 weeks ago

use your left hand like mohammad

Post the REAL image, faggot

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Jesus Christ. The apes knocked the store over.

Fug
All jokes aside. TP situation is code red.
Unironically had to buy a three pack of baby wipes.
Worse than that deenz are taking a hit. I repeat deenz stock are dwindling rapidly.
Sugar, flour, rice, canned veggies, beans were btfo too.

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reminder its only a handful of people in your area responsible for wiping out your stores. niggers show up early in the morning and take everything

Midwest US here. Can confirm. Panic buying is in full effect. Wife said Walmart was sold out of ass-wipe, Lysol, hand sanitizer, tissues and paper towels. Also said that soup, rice, beans and pasta were all fully stocked. On the way home from work a lady at the gas station bought every roll of toilet paper they had. Meanwhile, the local bar was packed worth ppl laughing about the sniffles.

I've got at least 60 rolls stored away. Feels good

Can't eat paper.. well, I guess you could.

Go outside and spray your asshole this the hose.

NJ running thin, might be the last weekend with a lot of stuff, depending on the location

Water bottle filled with water. Better than nothing.

God damn stupid goyim, it repulses me how moronic they are. No wonder the jews see them as animals, absolute cattle

just buy tissues

Sucks indeed, but you can wash your ass in the shower, not the end of the world(but yes it sucks).

underrated

I have enough fiber supplement to take wipeless shits for the next 5 years

>NOT THE DEENZ

This. People who do this should be publicly executed.

Bump

Yeah I was at costco today and so many people were complaining about TP being out. Saying they weren't trying to prep, just needed it for normal use.
Glad I had a good supply already. I am trying to conserve what I have by
>wake up
>shit
>don't wipe
>take shower and clean ass in shower
>go to work
>shit before I leave work and use their TP
Been able to go several days without using a square at home.

you could technically flush, then use the toilet bowl to wash your shit rag ya know

>niggers
>showing up early in the morning
Are you from Maine or something?

shit in neighbor yard wipe with neighbor cat gwei lo

just shit in the shower.

>tfw people actually respect basic hygiene
>no fights, no hoarding
>infections stalling
>toilet paper back

Took this pic 30 minutes ago.

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GROSS!

I’m in NJ. It’s not even worth going into the super markets. Police were called for a chimpout in the local super market today. I have enough TP and food to last for a couple of weeks because I recently went shopping, but it’s a real pain in the ass to know that 5% of brainless autistics are ruining things for everyone else and causing a buying panic because they stockpile 3 years worth of toilet paper and leave everyone else fucked. It’s incomprehensibly selfish to me. And I don’t understand why toilet paper is the panic buy. WHY TOILET PAPER?

>faggot flag
>doesn't own a bidet
LMAO, I though you guys were all about having clean buttholes.

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Based Nippon's

Who els eis excited that they finally get to convince their bfs husband to use you as a human toilet and to piss and shit in your mouth?

Actually, I've heard from fags that many of them love dirty asses. Most faggots expect to get giardia many, many times during their hedonistic exploits, all because they wind up eating dingleberries.

lel

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Japanese need to embrace cultural diversity and let unlimited numbers of niggers in. You racist biggots.

>He doesn't know the 500 uses for TP in a survival situation
You're not going to make it

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Can faggots stay the fuck off of Yas Forums? Nobody wants you shit smelling socialist scumbags here or even on earth, the music to my ear would be hearing the entire LGBT community screaming and burning alive in a giant biblical sized fire. Kill yourself!

Why are they only buying toilet paper? Literally all the water and canned food is stocked but no fucking toilet paper. The NPC meme is fucking real

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I wish I was born japanese.
Oh well. Better luck next time!

water and canned food very thin in my part of NJ with just 1 death and 29 cases, apparently.

I wish I was born Japanese.
Oh well, better luck next time

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I'm out in Colorado and our number of cases is going up.
Literally no toilet paper in any of the stores around me, tons of canned food, bottled water, and hand sanitizer.
Boggles my mind bro

I legitimately just needed toilet paper for normal everyday shitting. Why the fuck are people so retarded. Not even any napkins, Kleenex or fucking paper towel. Thank god I'm unemployed because our economy is shit so I can use my work socks to wipe my asshole without feeling bad.

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hand sanitizer is like gold here. first thing to go by far across NJ, last weekend.

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>over $100 for a roll of toilet paper
your country is shit lmfao

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kek

>WHY TOILET PAPER?
Noose for suicide obviously

That's $1.50 but you know that, stop pretending to be retarded.

>doesn't have a shower
Nigger in the projects spotted. What's it like being one of the few niggers on here in a sea of whites, you ape.