/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1984

>100 assorted shotguns shells

>27 rds in 35 rem

i'm fugged

>Beautycon
What is that?

nothing burger. stop larping, get a job.

Is he unironically retarded? like wtf is this? news flash you dumb nigger: the people dying from this are YOUR VOTING BASE, at least act like you give a shit.

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Anyone has the webm of the cases exploding vs SARS and Swine Flu?

What are (You) listening to, /cvg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=FbqGvWIUgO4

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Never was going to make it

Who?

Friendly reminder: being exposed to high amounts of stress and anxiety lowers your immune system allowing you to catch the virus more easily.

Unironically close the internet now and relax, you don’t have power over this shit no matter how much bad things you read.

Stay safe.

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its over

I’m a wagie at a grocery store, and they must stay open. When will the gov start giving me fat checks and subsidize my employment?

coronavirus footage (stay noided)

youtube.com/watch?v=i8gF-nG1yzM&feature=youtu.be

FLORIDA ANONS
WHATS UP

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he's trying to kill us all. idk what else could drive him at this point. Him and all his cronies are in a death cult and they'd rather wipe out humanity than face justice for all their crimes and shit

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I'm supposed to be going out to a Chinese restaurant on Saturday, was going to cancel but now I can't be bothered. If they were infected from the Chinese New Year it would be spreading already, plus I don't even know if I care if I survive or not, plus if I get it first then I can get hospitalized before everyone else, so I am just going to go and see what happens.

It is fucking over

Someone tell me its gunna be ok

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lol the fucking dad just standing there taking photos and then when shit hits the fan he fends for himself. What a scumbag.

hows it going there FL is getting hot
what do you suggest sir

at least I had a NEET life, I do no regret anything!!

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if get corona virus will annihilate israel.

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Predictions for the next few weeks.

>New York becomes hotbed for Coronavirus
>Wuhan Pop. Density: 3,200/sq.mi
>New York City Pop Density: 26,403/sq.mi
>Wall Street tanks straight to the basement
>Government tries it's best to pump the markets up but can't because the stocks are all being sold off due to New York going on lockdown
>Hyper inflation begins, your savings and bank account become worthless
>Bank notes become worthless because so many of them are carriers of virus
>Food, Water, Lead, and Bottle Caps become currency
>Weimar Germany levels of poverty sprinkled with a dash of Basketball American chaos
>World economy crashes in turn
>Gold has all been bought up by the Blattbergsteins
>Here goyim, check out our paperless money. Just make sure you behave or else we'll cut you off heeeheee
>Corona spreading in Brazil, so much for hot weather, eh?

Tomorrow's Friday the 13th boys. After that...

youtube.com/watch?v=8WJNkX_8v_g

China isn't update their number anymore
those lying chink

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/r/ Corona wearing this outfit instead of the other one I suggested last thread please. If you think about, she is the biggest slut in the world right now!

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Why didn't you listen? Why weren't you with her?

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Good thinking. F

Michigan schools are closed until April now too.

Fake AF

Too many here seem to hate their elderly relatives, or they have none. A real shame.

This week was fucking crazy but next week will be le epic. Trudeau in ICU, lockdowns in the us and in Canada. Buckle up faggots it's happening.

these two child prostitutes having a kid will truly end mankind.

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i live on long island,most of these faggots don't have much better....so that's a plus

It'll be ok if you are young, healthy and have the means to defend yourself. I believe in you, user.

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Oh I will user, I will

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Look at the post above, the post below, one of these huemans will succumb to corona

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I'm immune.

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My grandparents only care about not being able to watch sports with all the cancellations. I tried to get them to at least buy some extra food and showed them charts and stats about the infection rate but all I get is fluoride stares. I will be in the army before shit gets real so I don't have to worry about myself, but they're 100% fucked.

I lower my stress by fapping to futanari and yuri.

my grandparents are dead

OHH NONONONONO
*pffffffttttt* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAPPENING FAGS BTTTTTTFOOOOOOOOOOOO

>inb4 c-cope harder!

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>based corona-chan

god help us.

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mobile.twitter.com/gafollowers/status/1238284227906592774?s=21

It has begun!!!

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it's a black comedy/human drama movie that only wannabe critics get hard over, like every other art film that's the flavor of the month.

I told you fucking niggers there is simply not enough test kits to see who is infected or not so its all on dibs on social status. If you're elite or celeb you will get tested, if you are lowly shit kicker you'll be told to fuck off and die.

Same thing is happening in every country, they have a limited quota for the average citizen, unless your in government you lose.

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>33 year old man
checked

School's shutting down in my province.
We got internal emails from our faculty by accident and they're all panicking too lmao.

I really don’t know, I’m what the medics at the ER would consider an expendable (I have allergic asthma) so the idea of dying inside a hospital at 30 scares me a lot, but I’m trying not to think about it.

I unironically sleep, some day this will be over. I also avoid thinking about my grandparents, I should really call them...

youtube.com/watch?v=w3qPMe_cCJk

I love trump but this is pretty messed up, kek.

If this is so bad and the mortality rate is so high, why aren't we getting more deaths in the US?

Why is Italy the only non-China country that appears to be getting rocked by this? Where are the videos of Italians dying, getting dragged out, or dying in the streets?

Why are there no more videos coming out of China? Is life back to normal there? After that hospital was built news and reports out of the country have practically been non existent.

Think god, I was beginning to think there was something tangible to this hoax

Well, yeah its from a movie.

Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it

Him? Look at Boris.

reroll

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Not the fucking beautycon!

I'm intensely interested in seeing their progress AFTER recovery.

This sounds so old now, I miss those days

It's a movie bro, "Force majeure" (2014)

what are you saying? that is a normal nigger behaviour

chinks mightve pulled the plug on their internet

FUCK NIGGERS, (((THEM))) AND JANNIES

I'm fucking sleepy... Some user please post this picture related in CVG 2000. I was here before CVG 1, i really wanna be part of this but i'm so fucking tired, i need to sleep.
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ALGUN CULIADO QUE ME SUBA LA IMAGEN A CVG 2000 PORFA

toy re cagado de sueño chabon

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Was me. Thanks. Working on my Corona-chan collection.
I didn't save the meme war images. All those rare pepes, most notably the tarot ones lost. Not making the same mistake twice.

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Fucking baseball cancelled
Now I'm fucking mad

have you been staying indoors entirely or are people still going to stores for groceries?

>If this is so bad and the mortality rate is so high, why aren't we getting more deaths in the US?

wait till your hospitals are full, you currently have 330,000 ICU beds and 22,000 BSL-4 Capable beds

How are you guys keeping occupied during your quarantine? I'm playing my basedtch a lot and reading some old books off gutenberg and libgen

Typical SwedeCuck

not at all comforting, there would be lots of videos of "look everything is good we have it under control" if it werent bad

Guitar Hero core
youtube.com/watch?v=cN9KqmaQt70

also thank you for the reply.

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I informed my dad and he listened and thanked me and praised me when all this shit came to light. Everyone else is dead or I don't care enough about.

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Anime

You'll have to find a new way to be bored.

>recovered
lol just wait for the relapse desu

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Attention Catholics:

>Mass in canceled.
>Confession is canceled.
>Holy water is canceled.

Pic is letter from local bishop.

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flan

Why condoms? Gotta continue the human race.

You wouldnt get fluoride stares if you use your arms, talk authoritatively with emotion and passion, play on their primal instincts, their desires and the deepest reaches of their subconscious they never even knew existed and you can convince anyone to do anything, also dont use "logic and facts" people dont care about that all you need to do is invoke emotional responses

There are bills in committee so hopefully this month.

you are legit going to die user

>i love trump
you love slurping cock

It takes a month before people are sick at the levels we saw in china or Italy. April is going to be a very bad month for America.

Give me your best Corona-chan

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9news.com.au/national/coronavirus-outbreak-mass-gatherings-of-over-500-could-be-banned-to-stop-spread-of-covid19/948c36bf-4ce8-4e69-a955-2b36ccdbfdd3
Yaaay

rerolling to save the white race

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Corona-chan fucks blacks too!

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Why hasn't any country updated in hours

youtube.com/watch?v=zMK_Q42lJxA&t=28s

Based relaxed user.

Tomorrow Trump is to make a state of emergency address.
>puts America in lockdown
>no shipments in or out
>stocks crash
>governments fall
It's gonna be one helluva Friday the 13th

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Almost at a loss for words on this one, bros. He's going to eat shit so fucking hard for making this tweet. This retarded boomer still thinks its a fucking flu.

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Post them fag

Governments are collapsing. Leaders are secretly being sent to bunkers underground or on isolated islands before panic ensues.

post your entire collection in this thread

Same. Nostalgia trip while waiting to see how bad things get.

I needed this, bless ye sir, I pray your lungs remain dry and untainted.

Reminder:
Recovery doesn't mean the are no longer infected, or could experience reoccurrence of symptoms.
It just means that whatever symptoms they were experiencing have subsided.

>airborne ebola/sars/hiv
the flu kills mor-

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>post information that'll identify the school and faculty you are in
Yeah, that's going to be a no.

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Any ideas on disinfecting n95 masks? I know they're not supposed to get wet. Leave them out in the sun? Halp

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I’ve put in motion sensors around the perimeter of my 7 acres, got it wired up into a cabinet in my garage, now I stay up nights with a bank of monitors like al Pacino

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>still unironically praying to imaginary sky wizard in this age

My grandpa killed my grandma

if get you must reply or your mom dies in her sleep

don't be sad because you're gonna die, be happy because they are gonna die as well and that will make you feel with less stress.

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Jokes on you, this shit is max comfy for me.

I refuse to believe this.
Lest the Catholics really don't believe the Eucharist is the truly the Body and Blood of Christ, and don't understand its importance, in which case they admit it's all fake.

They only update like once or twice a day.

>Grandpa, you never tell us about the time before you met grandma! Why?
>Sweetie, that's when the coronavirus pandemic happened. I don't want to talk about those things. It was terrifying.
>The disease?
>No.

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Just go out our third CEMM this week and a third case possible. We are closing all Elementary and Middle Schools up to 8th Grade in the County beginning on Monday. 8th Graders and the High Schools will have three day school days for another week whilst we continue assessing the impact to the County. All of us Deputies have pulled out of ours kids already no matter the Grade since the County Council are dragging their asses on this.

>it's Friday the 13th
OH SHIT

HALLOWEEN COME EARLY THIS YEAR

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oh fugg.

Can somebody please tell me I'm just losing my mind here? I'm freaking out a little right now. Thanks, love you.

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The latter and they will still go for other supplies. My parents refused to be scared by this shit so they refused to prep as well as going full quarantine. They still left the house for stupid non important shit and I still have to leave the house to let my dog pee three times a day.

I hear people coughing, maybe one or two random persons from their houses when I’m outside at midnight and this scares me.

There’s nothing I can do but hope for the best.

She shouldn't have been a jew

What province larping cock smoker?

gimme dat corona pussy boyo

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>people repeating "only old people die" somehow makes it ok
cant wait to see nothingburger fags burn

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The first positive test in the US was way back in January. Its been over a month since it hit america.

no digits mean not happening. sorry user

kys

>so infectious that no country can even test all suspected cases
>just flu
Yes no need to worry about a novel virus with unknown short and long term effects infecting most of the population.

checked, i bet she does shes such a fucking slut. i dont even give a fuck.

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the more thoroughly freaked out normieland gets, the better our chances to remain virus free.

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Too little too late

Need to go lock-down mode right now

Why did wuflu.live stop updating? It still doesn't have the data for 3/12.

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link for this? i cant find it on twitter.

Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it
Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it
Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it
Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it
Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it
Will it get worse? I want it to cause I wanna die from it

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sweet

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>draining holy water fonts
>cancellation of confession as well as mass
Sure sounds like they're admitting the whole thing is a sham.

> Bank notes become worthless.
> Still trading physical goods though.

You're a faggot.

How long do you guys speculate the pandemic is going to last, realistically? I know it’s hard to say for sure, but if you could give an estimate...

>starting the weekend of March 21-22
>non-essential gatherings
lol

Even if the olympics aren't canceled I bet most countries won't send their athletes to compete.
Rip japan. Thanks for the quick noodles.

yeah it's going inside to stores that makes me anxious the most; im going tomorrow for orange juice and items, i'm in Florida and it seems to be happening here. We're all in this together user be strong that's the only choice we all have

For fuck sakes, I'll do it.

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Still no WHITE deaths from Chinese coronavirus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_people_in_Italy
There are over 500,000 Chinese immigrants in the Lombardy region alone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_to_Italy

No shill on this board can provide an example of a White, Black, or Indian death resulting from confirmed and tested case of Chinese coronavirus, no matter how many CVG threads are made.

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Listening to the whole album but Sidewalk is on right now
youtube.com/watch?v=kEEOK8zuE5U&list=PL3sxvIKmd5fE_IpUOVqsTz3yUriJ6i_dP&index=4

Not much working the audit near the airport. Mom got sent home for coughs but she’s certain it a head cold no fever. Should she get check out? She has fibra maigia.

The Chinese and SvenAnon have both been adamant the virus has been in US since last fall... and the vape mystery disease may have been corona ... the actual skullduggery here is hard to suss out

fucking lol

anyone know if the artist finished this sketch?

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2months?

you got me

so looks everything is shutting down for the next month or so. what happens next?

2 years

Sauce?

Awesome. Thanks.

Now can somebody please respond to this:

youtube.com/watch?v=Wolcpa9s6NU

The entire GITS OST has been great cope material, honestly.

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roll for all jews