Who the fuck is telling people to buy up toilet paper? Hand sanitizer I can understand, but toilet paper? Does Corona give you explosive shits or something?
Literally every place around me is sold out. Someone even told me they tried buy some on Amazon and they're sold out until May.
It's basically monkey see, monkey do on a massive scale.
(((not sure)))
China is out of basic supplies and chinks over here are shipping everything they can back to their families. Toiletries were the first ot go, obviously.
It's because of women. Men will wipe their ass with a bare hand or a leaf, but women will not. The men don't want to hear the cunts bitch for 6 months about not having toilet paper every time they piss or shit, so they run out and buy as much as they can store.
Its a commodity that will hope in value if the economy dies. Nothing more.
Regretting buying hamburger earlier. Every time I eat burgers I take massive shits that take half a roll per. I'm down to 2.5 rolls right now.
>THE ENVIRONMENT!!
>HOLY FUCK BUY ALL THE TOLIET PAPER THE WORST TREE KILLER
>This
Also (((stores))) are withholding products to cause widespread panic
Chinks bought most of it looking to sell it
Go ask any woman what they would do if they didn't have toilet paper for a week
Panicked parents foresee their kids schools being shutdown for a long period of time. Their kids normally eat and shit at school.
Now they will have a house full of kids, in need of food, and then eating and shitting.
Does this make sense now?
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>Its a commodity
Only if you’re dumb
$10 says eventually people are going to shoot each other over TP.
steal it from work like normal people do
Imagine getting wiped out over TP.
Women need to wipe after pissing too
>Chinese mass buy tp to send back to China
>everyone else is forced to stock up before China gets all our supplies
This. Some retards who doesn't understand prepping probably spent 500 to clear out a store and reports of 'shortages' caused panic buying. It's just like the retards buying 50 packs of water bottles
Have you seen how much toilet paper some Americans use to wipe their ass? They use like 20 tissue squares for one wipe.
Dude, my lady easily goes through a roll per day, even more when period time rolls through. I'm laughing my ass off while she's tripping out over running low on the stuff.
Maybe the retards think it can be used as a mask, in order to filter out the virus.
If so, then LMAO cannot wait to see retards with shit paper on their faces.
So when did you plant the wash hands/toilet paper meme, Yas Forums?
They don't call us Amerisharts for nothing.
Yeah man, this shit's fukcing dumb.
I thought yall faggots would've calmed down by now. Been seeing yall post about this for at least a week.
I got trees in my yard and plenty leaves, so I'm not stressing too much, but toilet paper -really?
Should've bought a deep freezer and stocked on basic foods.
Or did yall really not think of ass wipe until today?
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damn yall some dumb fucks
Yeah, wipe, not wrap your hand up like fucking pharaoh.
Listen up and I'll tell you what happened
A news organization wanted to do a story about panic buying for the chink flu
They didn't have any footage so they used it from a europoor shop they found stock footage from
How do I know it was from Europe because the fucking price tags was EU
it just so happens the toilet paper shelf was empty in the footage
guess what NPCs started buying and fighting over it the next day
Have you seen the nigger sheboons buying most of this stuff? They probably use an entire roll like a tampon, fucking howitzers
they hear on the news about people buying up toilet paper so they go out and buy it up themselves out of fear there wont be any left
I see what you did there.
Oh. Reddit hours. Bye.
oh snap its a meme
What can we get normies to buy next?
Big bidet, they want Americans to use more water and less paper, and violate the 42 commandments of ma'at more.
Bullshit every cart leaving Costco had 2 TPs on it. People are literally buying it as fast as they can make it. No ones witholding shit. People are hoarding shit.
Should I be worried about food at this point?
I am sick with this thing (for real) and I’ve been to the toilet 8 times in the last 24 hours. You really need tp it gives you the ol’ runny shits bros
We really got that many people that didnt teach there kids how to wipe their ass with less than a whole role?
We deserve this shit to spread far and wide, if so.
You were all warned.
I got me some 33 rolls of toilet paper
my parents at their home have 120 rolls of toilet paper
my brother at his home has 4 rolls of toilet paper
I got about 20ish
How many squares do you use to wipe? If you use too few, the TP will rip and get all over your fingers. Also, different levels of TP have different densities so some need more than others.
>TP worth more than bullets
Never underestimate clownworld.
Usually 4 and use the fold method
>247828744
I have 33 as well, someone I know has 322. but the poor guy across the street only has 9-11
Its an anal fixation thing
Everyones being gay about this
western civilisation is based on convenience. people can handle a lot, but if they have to wipe their shitty anus with their hands, then they know they are in a pickle.
the bulk buying of looroll is a cope mechanism for them to continue to live in the delusion that they will be alright. they can pretend that their loved ones have died and are now at peace etc and all is good as long as they themselves don't have to be debased as acting like an indian.
A carrot in my ass always works for my 12 hours shifts
This. Granted I went out and bought some should it seriously become rare but if that became the case we would have bigger problems to worry about.
>I can't find toilet paper
>Why would people stock up?
You answered your own question, you fucking moron. Because it's always the first thing to sell out in a panic. What are you, 18? This your first media scare? Enjoy wiping with a corn cob.
>Enjoy wiping with a corn cob.
As long as the water stays on, then I'll be OK
>all tp is gone but wet wipes are still fully stocked
Explain this
You're retarded if you can'y see the logic behind this OP
I think it's an unintended glitch in the NPC programming. Why do most people think men and women are equal even though they are not?
Ask them to rationalize either one and they can't, they are just going with their programming.
People are staying at home you dumb fuck. They don't want to go back to the store.
I actually have the flu. Not Corona, the flu. Was tested for both and it's the flu. I get nasty shits with the flu. Had to drive around with a fever for 4 hours looking for shit tickets. Finally found a pack at Ace Hardware. Some generic bullshit that runs my ass raw after 2 wipes. As soon as I get better, its fucking on...
Selling toilet paper in time of crisis violate the NAP.
yeah straight up its a bit weird
like, of all things to stock up on
theres plenty of food, meat, etc, everything is there
just toilet paper gone
i literally think people are robots dude lol
As an American, no I have not watched any Americans wipe their ass.
People are preparing to stay indoors a long time. Toilet paper is one of the things that will assist in that. Everyone just gets a big thing of it. Like three guys are actually stockpiling large volumes.
Here in parts of Australia where society has completely collapsed toilet paper is a prized barter commodity, more valuable than gold or silver.
No one knows why or how this came to be, no one understands why the toilet paper gangs are so violent, it's just our reality.
Oh no! Not the trees! Not the thing we can fucking replant indefinitely! Oh no!
Honestly the US produces more food than any other country and has an obese population. Even if people start hoarding food it isn't likely to be a problem. That said sure keep some more food around, just to make it easier if there is a food run.