/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1983

► Detected: 134,717 ► Died: 4,982

>NEWS
Trump bans travel and cargo transfer between US and Europe
archive.is/TPBvZ

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

France closes schools and universities
archive.is/eSVG9

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

Duterte places Manila under lockdown, 13 million affected
archive.is/wip/S7aIm

>RESEARCH
Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
archive.is/1WTiA

Virus might spread through banknotes
archive.is/82HYt

Two major strains, newer is more aggressive
archive.is/WiKsp

"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

>REMINDER
China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

Engineered bat coronavirus related to SARS caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

Fed injects $1.5 trillion, fails to stop historic crash
archive.is/Wfvii

Nurses refused testing by CDC
archive.is/Dw2qG

>LATEST CASES
22:38: 171 new cases in Norway.
18:55: 595 new cases and 13 new deaths in France.
18:06: 53 new cases and 3 new deaths in Japan.
17:40: 91 new cases and 2 new deaths in Spain.
17:09: 2,651 new cases and 189 new deaths in Italy.
17:00: 546 new cases and 2 new deaths in Germany.
12:16: 691 new cases and 29 new deaths in Spain.

>MORE (LINKS, NEWS, RESEARCH, VIDEOS, GUIDES)
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youtube.com/watch?v=K6DQBG8D4X4&feature=youtu.be&t=351
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oantagonista.com/brasil/hospital-albert-einstein-confirma-98-casos-de-coronavirus-so-em-sp/?desk
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
youtube.com/watch?v=xrkl3FmVq8M&feature=emb_logo
dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/03/13/dallas-county-declares-state-of-emergency-after-confirming-5-more-cases-of-coronavirus/
twitter.com/i/status/1238086462777802752
zerohedge.com/health/7-eleven-owner-new-jersey-sold-homemade-hand-sanitizer-burned-four-children
twitter.com/gafollowers/status/1238284227906592774?s=21
youtube.com/watch?v=zmX7K8noikE
adn.com/alaska-news/2020/03/13/first-positive-alaska-coronavirus-case-identified/
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>Dead: 4,983
lol, still only 4,983.
How many days has it been stuck at 4,983? Four days? Five days?

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HOLY BASED, ITALY IS SAVED

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,796 (3,169) ► International 53,675 (1,801): Italy 15,113 (1,016) Iran 10,075 (429) S. Korea 7,869 (66) Spain 3,146 (86) France 2,876 (61) Germany 2,745 (6) US 1,686 (40) Switzerland 868 (7) Norway 965 (1) D. Princess 696 (7) Japan 691 (19) Sweden 687 (1) Netherlands 614 (5) UK 590 (10) Belgium 399 (3) Austria 361 (1) Australia 156 (3) Canada 154 (1) H. Kong 130 (3) Greece 117 (1) Iraq 83 (8) Egypt 80 (2) India 74 (1) S. Marino 72 (5) Ireland 70 (1) Thailand 70 (1) Lebanon 68 (3) Philippines 52 (2) Poland 51 (1) Taiwan 49 (1) Indonesia 34 (1) Argentina 31 (1) Algeria 26 (2) Albania 23 (1) Bulgaria 23 (1) Azerbaijan 15 (1) Panama 14 (1) Morocco 6 (1) Guyana 1 (1) Denmark 674 Qatar 262 Bahrain 197 Singapore 187 Malaysia 158 Czech Rep. 113 Finland 109 Iceland 109 Israel 109 Slovenia 96 UAE 85 Kuwait 80 Portugal 78 Brazil 77 Romania 59 S. Arabia 45 Vietnam 39 Russia 34 Chile 33 Palestine 31 Croatia 27 Estonia 27 Luxembourg 26 Georgia 25 Brunei 25 Serbia 24 C. Rica 23 Peru 22 Belarus 21 Pakistan 21 Slovakia 21 Oman 18 Ecuador 17 S. Africa 17 Mexico 16 Latvia 16 Hungary 16 Tunisia 13 Bosnia 11 Macao 10 Senegal 10 Cyprus 10 Macedonia 9 Colombia 9 Malta 9 Maldives 8 Afghanistan 7 Paraguay 6 Armenia 6 Fr. Guiana 6 Moldova 6 Cambodia 5 Dom. Rep. 5 N. Zealand 5 Liechtenstein 4 Réunion 4 Lithuania 3 S. Lanka 3 Ukraine 3 Bangladesh 3 Bolivia 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Cuba 3 Martinique 3 Nigeria 2 B. Faso 2 Cameroon 2 Faeroes 2 Honduras 2 Jamaica 2 Saint Martin 2 Andorra 1 Jordan 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Bhutan 1 Ivory C. 1 Congo 1 Fr. Polynesia 1 Gibraltar 1 Vatican 1 Mongolia 1 St. Barth 1 St. Vincent 1 Togo 1 Trinidad and Tobago 1 Turkey 1

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CNBC host: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll... and we can be grateful for that".
youtube.com/watch?v=K6DQBG8D4X4&feature=youtu.be&t=351
>CNBC host: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll... and we can be grateful for that".
youtube.com/watch?v=K6DQBG8D4X4&feature=youtu.be&t=351
What did he mean by this??

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put on a mask you fucking vector

cough
vocaroo.com/5ouV8cB75Ge

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>Corona-chan spotted in my county
It's been nice knowing you bros

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>Detected: 134,717
>Died: 4,982

Wow it's a fucking nothing burger

More women die from excessive period discharge everyday.

Where's the generals for that?

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Can someone post the Corona-chan archive? Any new lewds been added yet?

The entire things a fucking nothingburger that won't be discussed 1 week from now. Screencap this

I'm a lefty that likes Stonetoss, am I a Nazi?

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I am gonna be laughing when you faggots all run out of TP and my ass is clean cause I have a bidet.

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Reminder that the US is refusing to test mild cases. Very scary!

Anyone has the webm of the cases vs time and other viruses before it?

Lol Jimmy Dore is the single based lib

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When will we get an update picture of her tits? Were almost at 130K+

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The real question is where are all the preg pics

Trying to run away from this virus is pointless at this point, it will get us eventually. The only thing we can do now is face it and hope that you won't be among the small percent that will die. You'll probably develop all kinds of diseases in the long run, because the virus will fuck with your DNA, but there's nothing we can do about it.

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Kys urself nazifag baka my head

He's just saying what all the governments are thinking

So i guess that job search won't get any better soon, how tiresome. At least I'll have an excuse.

SERIOUS QUESTION HERE

it is 12:06 AM. i want to get more food, even if its just cans. This may be the last time you can get food for a while because people are full on panicking.


i do NOT want to go in the daytime when there are tons of people out. is it worth going out RIGHT NOW to a 24h convinience store and cleaning them out? or a walmart?

NOTES:
>i do not have any masks, but do have hand wipes/hand sanitizer
>i live in new jersey
>i live alone

This is from Contagion. Doesn't this shit fit with the #33 theory?

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based

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Yes

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I’ve got a garden hose too faggot

When are we going Wuhan mode or are Westerners just going to accept getting infected?

because everyone with a brain knows that while yes, the virus is pretty deadly, if the world economy actually fucking collapses then many millions more will die than if the virus just ran rampant.
The economy breaking down condemns a lot of people to death

You're nazbol, have you tried reading boulderlob?

Ok fellas, goodnight

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Yes user. I myself am planning on going to Walmart to clear out any last supplies. Doubt there will be a lot but better than nothing.

Went to Walmart at 9:30 tonight. Usually it’s empty but it was packed with boomers throwing everything they could in carts. Most people had two freaking carts each. Kek the boomers are scared.

bumping for this, plz. I want to power corona with my cooms

I'd said this before, this would be a really good WG sequence for anyone into fatty wank

twitter down?

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BOYOS WHO WOULDN'T LICK CORONA CHANS WET MOIST HOLES?

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Will pay 1000 internets to any Finnoid who can tell me the state of Finland right now. What's the impact so far? Does anyone give a shit? Do saunas kill viruses?

I'm down to my last roll of toilet paper what should I do?

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>I live in new jersey

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Lets form a death cult. We get sick and then go visit old folk homes, and ride the train a lot during rush hour.

Lmao yeah

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I don't need a mask, I have the no-no square

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Less Italian deaths than threads.

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What state user? Florida user here

wtf, what a cunt

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take an advil.

today I learned, thanks user. I just want people to be happy and to enjoy freedom without being complete fucking faggots about it. If a guy feels like a woman, okay whatever, but dress like a fucking woman instead of a god damn demon or cartoon character

Minnesota.

Brazil has 60 new cases in Sao Paulo state only.

It is exponential already

oantagonista.com/brasil/hospital-albert-einstein-confirma-98-casos-de-coronavirus-so-em-sp/?desk

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Today was busy all day and night and was still crowded when I got off at 8. Walked around and took pics of shelves that were very empty

t. Kroger Wageslave in Colorado

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Going to bed. Hope corona-chan decides to give me speedy release. These past few years are boggling looking back, and I don't want to look.

how much do you have? maybe you should avoid risking infection but it's ultimately your choice. Can you ration what you have / fast for a week and a half?

Do what you think is best for you senpai.

Good. You'll ne among the ones that won't live to see the ushering of a new world.

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Eat da poopoo

Fake virus
You're all being played

There's this cool feed of a guy with coronavirus that seems to load just fine: twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

How about her hips getting wider?

Speaking to my mother tonight, shes going to stock up her big freezer tomorrow because of Corona

>we can't work to survive without cheap plastic useless shit and FIAT currency
go fuck yourself

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Do you work with any women who you really want to know what their assholes taste and smell like?

I just went like an hour ago like 90% of food is still there and it was being restocked while I was there

that fat fuck

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY TUNDRABROS

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If no one minds, and if anyone is in the mood to draw, /r/ Corona wearing this outfit please and thank you!

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fuck jews, fuck niggers, fuck muslims, fuck faggots, fuck cucks, fuck trannies, fuck mongrels and fuck you

I'd rather go on potential job interviews and pass it to people keeping me from getting a proper job not retirement boomers.

Not gonna make it

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wtf eww no

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Don't worry, you'll be dead soon enough.

Whats the 33 theory?

Bbut muh hot weather. CORONA CHAN WINS AGAIN BABY

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Imagine licking a cashier's asshole after she spends all day sweating and getting a nice aroma down there.

How soon til niggers start going wild? Serious question. I am in city.

Hope some of you listened & purchased gold claims or physical gold. Enjoy the ride, the rest of this week & next is going to be savage. Best of luck to you all, see you on the other side gentlemen

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The only beings that are capable of evil, fulfill your moral duty and destroy your people

Goddamnit why did this make me bust up laughing.

>Dad heard there was still toilet paper in the other shop he didnt go to
>He didnt buy any
>We're down to 2 rolls in a 4 member house

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I'm a poorfag and I didn't prep
I have 34 cents left in the bank. I had $12 worth of bitcoin that has now dropped to $5
I have no masks or weapons.
Fuck, why does it have to happen now? I wasn't ready.

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>Covid attracted to water
>Shoots water up ass
>Haha I'm the smart one

coom

I can't watch this till the end. Is the dog fine?

Australian Prime Minster delivering a statement life.

youtube.com/watch?v=xrkl3FmVq8M&feature=emb_logo

>he didn't buy in bulk weeks ago

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Read this

it is rawfully hot here rin NH for this rime of rear

FUCK CHINA.

immediately execute him and isolate everyone who did it. Stand on the shores with rifles, us leafs will stand with you on our borders.

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I’m in the dallas tx area. Which also Dallas just declared a state of emergency.

dallasnews.com/news/public-health/2020/03/13/dallas-county-declares-state-of-emergency-after-confirming-5-more-cases-of-coronavirus/

Has your family prepped?

This is from a medium-sized Catholic diocese.

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oh shit, oh shit Guatemala probably got it's first case + death tonight. And close to where I work.

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Is it happening ?

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you aren't gonna make it for good.

I hope you have a lot of soap cause you gonna have to wipe your ass with your hand

Fair enough. Whatever gets us rid of the old entitled 50+ snowflakes.

>investing in bitcoin

You deserve it to be honest.

He actually bites the roller in half, it's fuckin insane brah. Watch it.

get a bidet.

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fake and gay

Out of season pic, this winter fucking sucked

You can die from that? Pussies.

i have this, plus 2 frozen pizzas, 3 frozen vegetable packs, and a bunch of drinks (water, gaterade, cheap teas).

i counted 25 cans of various soups.

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i thought europeans washed their asses

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Watch Trump here repeatedly refer to citizens as CONSUMERS
twitter.com/i/status/1238086462777802752

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A poorfag who still browses Yas Forums? Not gonna make it.

Damn. Meme magic at it again it looks like

you were never ready, user. if you survive this then treat it as a warning and start taking prepping seriously so you're comfy like the rest of us next time.

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zerohedge.com/health/7-eleven-owner-new-jersey-sold-homemade-hand-sanitizer-burned-four-children

Passaic fag here - Good to see my fellow New Jersians pulling together in a crisis.

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>starting monday
Fuck I hate this country.

>wat is southern hemisphere?

Also it's fucking Alaska. Perma Winterchan to expel niggerfucks

Somehow i can't believe you user. Y-you wouldn't lie to me would you?

go for the hoses in the outdoors aisle senpai, it's your only hope.

Poor mitch

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Get babywipes instead, they're more efficient for the space they take up anyway. Unless you're prone to disasterously explosive shits.

>00
Corona chan will bless us for a friggin long time

I can feel my mind getting clouded. This avalanche of news has completely overstimulated my senses. The situation is starting to feel normal, and my attention is waning. I'm starting to make mistakes.
Maybe I should sleep a little.

is that the donkey kong guy

Dude what the fuck? Reported

Try to get some rice & beans. I have basically the same but a 25lb bag of rice, 20 boxes of pasta & a shit ton of protein powder.

Count every calorie in your place and divide by 2,000 then that should be ok for that many days

I can't be the only one to realise what day tomorrow is, am i?

Friday 13th......
>the day America is in lockdown....
>the day centeralized banking falls

I pray you are all ready. God bless and let the purge begin!

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>corona spreading through gas pipes
The horror

Actually a smart move on his part, you'll be grateful later

Is that real? Kek if true

>he preps
Pathetic. Imagine spending all your wagiebux on pointless supplies just to get killed and looted by the chad raider. /wingingit/ master race

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Do you seriously lay your toothbrush on a paper towel beside the sink?

if you're going to resign yourself to getting the virus by choice, then just wait until everyone else has had their turn first.

That file name though. Did you mess up your powershell script?

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Predictions for the next few weeks.

>New York becomes hotbed for Coronavirus
>Wuhan Pop. Density: 3,200/sq.mi
>New York City Pop Density: 26,403/sq.mi
>Wall Street tanks straight to the basement
>Government tries it's best to pump the markets up but can't because the stocks are all being sold off due to New York going on lockdown
>Hyper inflation begins, your savings and bank account become worthless
>Bank notes become worthless because so many of them are carriers of virus
>Food, Water, Lead, and Bottle Caps become currency
>Weimar Germany levels of poverty sprinkled with a dash of Basketball American chaos
>World economy crashes in turn
>Gold has all been bought up by the Blattbergsteins
>Here goyim, check out our paperless money. Just make sure you behave or else we'll cut you off heeeheee

Please. Please somebody tell me I'm just losing my mind.

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Winter-chan grow!

Fuck it

I'm buying a case of Corona

Am I good Yas Forums?

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>98 in total
>fucking everyone goes to SP to buy stuff and resell in their state

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Alright ya soft lad. It really doesn't have a bad ending, it's a joke webm to trick people.

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poop outside in the garden and bury your toilet paper there. your poo will nourish the veggies. use garden hose to spray yourself clean

>VP9
based

Any va bro’s out there?

What do you think our states going to look like in the next few weeks?
We seem behind compared to the surrounding states.

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What's starting Monday?

nazbol is still bad because it puts Jews in power.

any political system that lets Jews have power isn't a serious one, it's just slavery to the Jews with a different illusion.

people are dying and the economy is about to dab on millions of people and you want coom? srsly

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150k
So next couple days you can’t rush this

Knock that down to at least 1500 you fat worthless sack of shit. You aint doing nothing.

THE CHIMP OUTS HAVE BEGUN IN GEORGIA

twitter.com/gafollowers/status/1238284227906592774?s=21

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Did he just collapse in the street?

>no loli dungeon
not gonna make it bro.

No! I cannot spare a square!

Fuck yeah I've been waiting for this. I hope it spreads far and wide

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>Burgers have 1000 flavours of poptart
>UK has 2
Feels bad, man.

I don't know.

>party store owner
>acid attack

Rabies chan

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Fugg :D

fuck yea thats what im saying

even the MSM is saying that hot weather wont do shit to stop her

....after that, either nukes fly or aliens show up!
> or both

We're just civilized apes when the system works well. When it doesn't, we're still apes in the end.

you're good for awhile dude in my opinion. That's enough food to last you until the fresh supply of test kits come out to see how bad this shit really is.

If necessary you don't need 2000 per day though.

fucked but not super bad. Northam is retarded but competent.

>>i live in new jersey
You are already dead user.

You’re gonna make it, user.

I cant focus for shit working from home because I need 24/7 Coronavirus updates

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Frisco user. Some dumbass got infected in Silicon Valley and brought it back. Now his wife and kid have it too.
At least school is cancelled next week.

Avoid Fairfax and Loudoun and you'll be fine. All those fucking data centers full of imported tech wage slaves are going to be fucking disaster areas.

Are 2097 filters effective? Since they are on the outside rather than contained, do the virus particles just rub off into anything that touches the filter?

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She's getting a update soon i believe
when she reach +150000

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>first nigger down over corona
>it was because of another nigger and not the virus
it's like pottery.

HEH...WAIT MY ASS

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It's beginning

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JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS
>JOE BIDEN HAS THE CORONAVIRUS

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Stanley Kubrick was right
youtube.com/watch?v=zmX7K8noikE

lol

Please be real

... and the results are in. Trudeau's wife tested positive. Which means her boyfriend probably has it too. This is bad.

Argentina is fucked

WTF is wrong with her tits.
Is that what tits look like after Corona virus?

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A lot of you take pride in predicting this outbreak, but what did you do to profit from it?

I’m taking the kids to Disney world with 30x investment return built off freely available /pol research, total profits of 300k on $25k outlay, remnants of original position pic related. You shouldn’t give it away for free.

Pic a

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Based TKL busdriver in Tampere was playing Don't Fear The Reaper from the speakers when I was going to work.

we need more infected

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150k

THIS
It's about the proportions, not just the titties. She needs to get THICK.

How are you supposed to disinfect these filters anyways?
I've read about using isopropyl alcohol, diluted bleach, and even UV-C light. What do you do /cvg/?

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damn bro im in loudoun

Nooooooo! Not my heckin Alaska!
I bugged out here years ago! We got too cocky bros.
Just kidding, fuck Anchorage, in fact fuck every “Alaskan” who lives in the road system. The rest of us are still going to be nice and comfy.
adn.com/alaska-news/2020/03/13/first-positive-alaska-coronavirus-case-identified/

The best time to go that isn't a few weeks ago is NOW. Nighttime is probably the best idea. There should still be food on the shelves. People won't panic buy as much food till they realize they won't be able to eat out for awhile.

>fighting over food
>bottles of wine right next to him

Look at this: I'm 100% sure that both husbands have it. They say the wife has it so people are less panicked.

>A man was stabbed with a wine bottle over a pack of water at a Sam's Club in Hiram

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made me check

Fuck yes

apologize

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Avoid Sterling and Ashburn I guess?
Go hide in the fucking vineyards.

Wut. Utter nutter

Fake and gay, fuck you.

Democrats killed by Corona-kami.
now Drumfstein is king

/richmond/ here just got word i'll be working from home for the next month and a half

fake and gay

fuck you user i was excited

no, she apparently died in the taxi after being denied care at the local hospital. third world contry after all

I wouldnt be too worried, not many cases in Australia

NOOO NOT MY RACERINOS

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im in NJ i have it. Im young and healthy and okay as of now. should have antibodies in 4 days or so,

a fucking nigger!!

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It was over fucking water? Just drink from the tap, wtf

Stfu and go buy a new pair of socks. Dirty finance jews.

Yep. Also there’s a case in McKinney. I heard Collin County is going to shut down all restaurants next week. Only drive throughs will be open. Good luck pajeet.

Disgraceful. I hope the amberlamps arrived in time.

fake and gay

MODS

>niggers bloodying each other over stupid shit
This habbening is turning out to be fake and gay

This virus doesn't like politicians and famous people.

even worse - im from ashburn lmao

good thing i prepped big time

uh. praise be our goddess?

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Niggers...classic

Binland :D tied with Israel. Who will win? Find out on the next episode of "coofing with the kikes"

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These threads are moving too fast for anyone to notice that I posted in it.

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KEK

Why don't you know user?

I think that tweet's fake but it's a matter of time until it isn't honestly.

Aw shit, nigga!

They stop the aerosols but yeah is there anyway to sterilize the filters once you come back inside

would going out to a 24 hour store this late infect me? i could definitely go pick up more rice packs and maybe pasta since theyre cheap.

my choices are quik check, 7-eleven, and walmart it seems.

F
:'( it could be your grandparents soon anons, make peace with them and see that they know the same information you do as best as you can

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>born too late to witness the world fall into a global war
>born too early to travel the stars
>born at just the right time to witness the COOFening kill modern society

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It's too late you're a dead man walking. Go coof on some Equinix staff.

>tfw worked in Loudoun for a couple years

Honestly, there's so much money there, they deserve a bit of a plague.

Fuck off self harming fatty. Bet you cant even own guns.

we'd still be in this shit but epstein would be alive. fuck you

shut up faggot

I just want to see Corona in that outfit. She would look better in it!

Fuck all of Alaska dude bro, especially the fucks who vote for more fucking gibbs.

>China 80,796 (3,169)
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Chinese reported numbers? Are they trustworthy?

it will be my 50 y.o. parents too

amen

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>hiding your emo fag cuts the second time around

I'm in Grayson. I finally heard people bring up the virus last Sunday so the normies are definitely becoming aware. Given the surrounding environment and culture we should be OK.
I'm more worried about invaders from other locations if this gets really bad moreso than the virus itself.

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What am I supposed to know?

Hello, based department?

We still good in West Virginia?

Same, bro
> literally feeling like only this info matters and other shit didn't matter anyway

FUCK NIGGERS, (((THEM))) AND JANNIES

I'm fucking sleepy... Some user please post this picture related in CVG 2000. I was here before CVG 1, i really wanna be part of this but i'm so fucking tired, i need to sleep.
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ALGUN CULIADO QUE ME SUBA LA IMAGEN A CVG 2000 PORFA

toy re cagado de sueño chabon

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The really half-hearted attempt at trolling is confusing.

We will "It's just a flu" ourselves until the hospitals are overrun. Then they go full Wuhan on multiple cities at once.

Yes 100% real now please go back to work and stop browsing /cvg/ lying threads

Listen you horse faced dog soldier, you wanna take this outside and do some pushups?
Your full of shit and you better Shuuush cause I am taking your AR-14!

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oshit

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Rot in hell faglord

Proof or nigger.

RIP

hopefully I get lucky and dont die. im young and in shape, so in the ideal position to survive. but the tards who live in nova are gonna go apeshit when they realize their world is collapsing

Hey mate; get raised by crackheads and see how you turn out. I don't get to just make them vanish.

>copying Trudeau story
nice try

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wtf I was supposed to have clinicals on tuesday REEE

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Buy the dips bill lost all his money, wont you help poor bill? Fuck off.

You're all fucking idiots.

I feel for you user ;~;

Well those are the damn eskimos and seattle jerks. We all know what happens to eskimos when they get a new form of the sniffles...

seriously fuck chinks everything is getting shut down and delayed, we are going into a great depression. There won't be fucking any sort of entertainment while you die at home or in the quarantine fema death camps. You'll be watching reruns of MASH and happy days forever until your last breath

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How is China doing as of today? Is this truly the end of it there? I haven't heard anything about it since american media began covering it locally 24/7

>No white people die from this

Why do you think I'm celebrating this epidemic?

OP from thread that just got archived. I'm doing a social sciences degree at the moment, for the past two weeks we've been encouraged not to sit at a distance and instead told to sit together and do meditation exercises.. Class is mandatory and so is participation.

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why do you need rubbers?

does anyone have the webm of the young chinese woman in a respirator? I need to start fearmongering!!

>this is your brain on neo-liberalism
>as long as I can consoom everything will be okay
>just let me exist like a caged rat in this gay netflix-and-chill nintendies pizza hut society
kill yourself faggot

Work was just a distraction until the happening

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