PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump bilat w/Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470295-1/
youtu.be/lyVdRKA-UVQ
>Pres Trump welcomes Taoiseach Varadkar 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470297-1/
youtu.be/WEwFb6IOZrU
>VP Pence on F&F 3/12/20
youtu.be/AcwCz77_be0
>VP Pence on CBSThisMorning 3/12/20
pic.twitter.com/iaWqMbK0D0
youtu.be/zuJ1FjvpMlQ
>VP Pence on GMA 3/12/20
youtu.be/ftnXZg35xrk
>VP Pence on TODAY 3/12/20
youtu.be/Zk4L0kXL0tE
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 3/12/20
youtu.be/1y1EKEhZRMo
>CMSAdm Verma on FoxNews 3/12/20
youtu.be/SWcd4zrcvHs
>NIAIDDir Fauci outside WH 3/12/20
c-span.org/video/?470338-1/
>USAmb2UN Craft @UNSC on Yemen 3/12/20
youtu.be/Uz6OQ7V7nT0
>Bannon on JohnFredericksShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/LdmMBD1DD08
>Trump2020CommsDir Murtaugh on HughHewittShow 3/12/20
youtu.be/s_8Na1SD21c
>Pres Trump Oh Fuck Oh No 3/11/20
pic.twitter.com/EciwbrWfAg
>Pres Trump Addresses Nation on Corona-chan 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470284-1/
youtu.be/6a1Mdq8-_wo
>Pres Trump meets w/Big Bank CEOs 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470278-1/
youtu.be/l7VgIzBAkOU
>VP Pence Interview w/C-SPAN 3/11/20
c-span.org/video/?470241-1/
>Don Jr on HardFactorNews 3/11/20
youtu.be/8H2eQPdbyBI?t=1315

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MAGA

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No, I'm fine and prepared for whatever. I'm just saying that for Trump's political benefit - and to stop a potential recession - that it would be best to suspend trading for at least a couple weeks and maybe 30 days.

What the FUCK

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MAGA
shills mad

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I never seen banking people jump off buildings before
Maybe this time

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And then they all got sick and died.

MAGA

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>LE NEWSFEED spamming dies when CV spamming begins
Remember these shitheads are all part of a psy op to drown the general in noise.

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And then everyone clapped.

Mag mag mag mag maga-ga

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The Bernie Bros

>2020 might be the year that jew bankers and transjannys both jump off roofs
Trump really gives everything he can to this world

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and (clap)
then (clap)
everyone (clap)
clapped (clap)

Virtue signaling equals death. Openness to foreigners equals death. Even the Vatican can't keep up the lie anymore.
>will this be the plague that ends Christianity?

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>Remember these shitheads are all part of a psy op to drown the general in noise.
Never works. They have the combined IQ of a turnip.

Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden encouraging white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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how will this shit affect the housing market?

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>stock market has gone completely bust, getting hit with the hardest swing in history

problem, /ptg/?

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SOAK THE DEGENERATES! Bury them in taxes and make sure they'll never be able to lobby or advertise their swinery again! Crush every pornographer, every contracepter, every abortionist, and every other degenerate in this entire nation! We'll make our Country great again!

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vdare.com/posts/mayor-of-florence-italy-urged-locals-to-hug-a-chinese-in-early-february-to-dispel-prejudice

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Fuck taxation and fuck Europoors

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N

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Trump you done goofed

Thanks for the redpill

NOOOOOOOOO *coughs* NOT THE STOCK MARKET I NEED IT TO UP FOR MY CAMPAIGN *coughs* *prints money* *coughs*

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I

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Why not just do a little RAIDing against the roaches?

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>to drown the general in noise.
but I thrive in noise

>jews forced to actually work

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>will this be the plague that ends Christianity?
That liberal SHIT pushed by the (((Vatican))) is NOT Christianity.

Nah, but it might kill off the heretical ones

also alert that the bird is mine

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and fuck you

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMovw9o9YCk

This guy has such an extremely punchable face I wish he would just go away

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You realize this means war

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Stay right where you are. An Amazon drone has been dispatched to weld you into your house.

>247816701
>When you don't understand how anything works, but you're smug anyway.

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yikes. Is tis the big one?

Stocks, gold, bitcoin, silver, and everything else is down.

Housing is also going to be down, even if temporarily.

virtue signal = emotional argument = irrational decisions

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Not this close to RTH, it fugs my delicate balance

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Formerly Trump's Pump N' Dump.

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Yeah it is. You need really niche, esoteric readings of the Bible to refute the libshitty parts.

Coronachan is working him over with a strapon

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Hello, based department?

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I told you that quarantining black americans wouldn't work, but you didn't listen. Now you will reap the niggerwind.

Bugs knew how to deal with slants.

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he was that asshat kid who would make fart noises with his mouth during tests or other quiet times during school.

Surely it's not time...

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K one more

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Mitsuboshi Colors!
exclamation point must be included

All that capital is going straight to where its needed: Toilet paper.

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Suspension definitely will be incoming

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>tfw enough canuck politicians get infected and they ask us to take over

You rang?

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BLOW ALREADY YOU FUCKING COCKTEASE.

Yes

PAUL NO!

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Based and tryingtoforgetthiseverhappenedpilled

Is cerveza corona a virus created by Trump??

yeah, it seems the whole world is using a virus as an excuse to try to crash the global economy so Trump won't be re-elected, because they stand to lose trillions more when he is re-elected.

It's really funny to me how this is all Trump's fault yet of all the Americans that have died we don't even really have names and it's also very peculiar that not one family member of a decedent of coronachan has been paraded out on the news to exclaim 'orange man killed my mom'. really weird when you think about it.

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>When you've never actually read a bible.

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Maryland governor is a fucking moron.
Schools are closed for two weeks starting monday right?
Thing is, friday is still a school day.
If it's too dangerous to go to school starting Monday why would it be okay tomorrow?
Does the virus take a nap on Friday's?
This country is so god damn dumb

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Based if true

Please tell me this shit is 100% lethal to faggots. Please, please, please!

So you sowed the nigger now reap the niggericane.

speaking of virtue signaling

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It's only irrational for the dumb normies who genuinely believe it. The ruling class knows it is bullshit and is making a rational decision to lie to everyone and let people die to preserve the globohomo project.

are NSF commies?

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Okay, now I hope the chinese cold is as deadly as the media purports.

The freepress is dying! Hooray!
ALL THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING NOW.

Viruses can't stop the world from turning.

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Are they really going to shut down the whole season over what is essentially a glorified flu?

Or is it all just a ploy to save Lebron's legacy and give him cover for not winning this year? Are the chinks just trying to save their Nike investments?

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Already invested $6 per roll today, we'll see how the price goes up from here

>i wrote that vaccine for H1N1
His presser was literally we should panic and then do what Trump did, but while groping toddlers. It's time for Bill and Hillary to just let him stroke out and step in again

also time for....... aw hell you know

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>tfw frens do those cropped eye pics to post at me and it barely makes sense even in thread
ITS TIME!!!

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fuck liberals

and fuck the rodent eating chinese

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youtube.com/watch?v=SqdWTeXWvOg

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>yes?

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time to play nihao 2, later nerds

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youtu.be/L4jQcwCo-SY

>ALL THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING NOW

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No, they are patriotard militiamen. They get subverted because they ignore the JQ.

My school has transitioned to classes online and we still are going to clinic to see patients

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oh shid

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Based and chegged
Based
Yay
YES BOB YES
Also based

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...

>mfw CarlPoster thinks virii and bacteriums don't into exponential growth

well done

good kot

good bob

congrats

>no

dam son

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Good job

I was playing this a little earlier. good game. Not enough boss fights

US currently sitting at a 2.33% coronavirus fatality rate

No, they were not.
Now if they can stop publishing articles along with closing down temporarily.

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Democracy coofs in darkness.

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

Actually no, but it is the leading theory on what will eventually wipe out all human species.

the power of buttwipe

She got COVID-19 from sleeping in that filthy van.

TONIGHT

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good luck yellowstone-chan

>B-b-but muh economy

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Yea, they literally came out in unison with this message. They think they're hot shit.

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>late night propaganda shut down
>fake news shut down

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>the entire world is shutting down because the MSM and Dems want to stop Drumpf
Will this be the wake up call that normies need to realize that we don't actually need diversity and globalization and that we can do just fine alone?

Wasn't it like 5% yesterday?

He's really tearing into the chankoro menace. I like him even more now.

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ty fren
STOP
ty mexibro
ty coral

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No

Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan.

These retards in Ohio are going to fuck up everything with their "predictions"

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>exponential growth
I swear to Christ if I hear one more midwit try to sound smart by using "exponential growth" to describe the likely vectors of this virus I am going to fucking SNAP.

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I dont believe it nor do I believe justin of canada's wife tested positive.

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GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER

The fatality rate will actually go down slightly once it spreads way beyond old people. But of course that still means more deaths total.

Nice

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was about 2.8% yesterday

>HH
seriously though it's getting rather annoying with all these colleges closed. kicking them out of class just means they shit up the rest of the world. they're in day care for a reason

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>checkout clerk at Walmart sneezed
>Cart pusher wiped his nose on his shirt sleeve

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watch that webm with this sound
youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IJ9pBh2T4

twitter.com/CanadaGroyper69/status/1238288105700024321

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>Justin Trudeau’s infected

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Berds?
more like Turds

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NICE JOB BELMONT, YOU FAGGOT!!

FUCK CORONACHAN, KITTY...YOU GET A FUCKING HUG EVERY TIME YOU'RE ON TIME!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=mNMdg4morQs

> Markets crashing left and right
> bitcoin completely demonitized as people move their assets to more durable goods
> But where did all the capital go?
> Imagine a post-apocalyptic world very similar to Mad Max
> Except the most hoarded trade commodity is...
Toilet Paper

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i dont recognize this kamehasutra panel

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>Do you want some bologna?
>PLEASE
>What do you say?
>THANK YOU
>Are you a good girl?
>YES SIR
>Are you a bad girl?
>NO SIR
I appreciate your manners, fren.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS FUCKING RETARD IS GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED

Christianity is "xenophobic" and "Islamophobic," pagan.

The Roman Catholic Church is the One True Church.

Communism is apostasy.

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>E X P O N E N T I A L
>X
>P
>O
>N
>E
>N
>T
>I
>A
>L

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I can't... I can't watch that one again.

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How bout now?

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>Checkout clerk, not self checkout
>Cart Pusher, better be another shopper

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TRUMP CAN NOT WIN

>Economy shuts down. No sports, no entertainment. Travel industry shut down.
>People spend less. Consumer economy tanks.
>Layoffs begin cause these people are making money. Trump to blame

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You're welcome.
Kek.

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Unite the tribes
Now if this is the Samson option, well God Bless PTG spergs ya'll were fun
The rope has a Corona glow

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Twitter is banning accounts that say WuFlu, Wuhan Virus, and Chinese Coronavirus, among a few other related terms.

>NIGGER
>I
>G
>G
>E
>R

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>snap

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Wow its almost like states rights or something

Once they start testing everybody with a little cough instead of the patients with the worst symptoms like South Korea is, it's going to bottom out. Seems like the high percentage is just because of lack of testing, which is giving the MSM a talking point.

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You don't get it goyim
Classes are closed for the rest of the semester, but since you only made it partially through you aren't getting credit
Make sure to sign up next semester so that you can continue your degree, and we've also raised tuition to cover the cost of the shutdown
Don't worry we increased the maximum student loan allowance to cover it

That's like episode 10 or something, right after Goku see the moon and wrecks Pilaf's castle.