/michigan-general/ MILKERS EDITION

clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/03/13/all-michigan-k-12-schools-to-close-due-to-coronavirus-concerns-officials-say/

>all k-12 closed
>now 12 cases

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Posting in le epic bread
>put me in the screencap

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someone hold me

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im in before niggers.

3 cases in GR. Rip the best part of Michigan. We have been spraying all touch points with BLEACH every few hours.
WEST MICHIGAN IS BOOMERVILLE, THOUSANDS WILL DIE!

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989 reporting, my college decided to suspend on-campus classes and move them online. I hope we'll drink some Vernors.

post your michifag panic theme

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meijer, target, walmarts getting raided

Hope it starts warming up soon. Bout to go live innatent innawoods.

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gonna need an id on those milkers user.

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I work in a Meijer’s lmao. I’m off tomorrow but can’t WAIT to see empty shelves on Saturday.

But NCOV

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gotta post this over on ch4s shitty site.

"She kinda looks like Caitlyn Jenner..."

Vernors is pretty good. But yinz ain't measuring up to Red Ribbon.

anxiety is fucking up my breathing a little, lads

Ypsi here and I live down the street from an old folks' home. Am I as good as infected?

It’s 13 now. And safe bet it’s in the 100s to 1000s since nobody’s been tested

I heard Wretchen is being considered for Biden’s VP.

it's our Milk Governor
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Lansing reporting in

Grandville?

fuuuug

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you are a weak ass. jfyi
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She's so awfl.

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>I work in a Meijer’s lmao. I’m off tomorrow but can’t WAIT to see empty shelves on Saturday.
how does the restock thing work?

Do you need a seizure pill? I might get Yas Forums.

Jesus she belongs in a milk barn.

me too, can you give yourself a dry cough?

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raid those aisles. get that tp.

It doesn’t. We’ve had signs out saying we have no masks, hand sanitizer for months.

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Any OU fags in here?

Damn. I need more

Who is this?

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What the fuck? Is this what Meijer does to your mental state?

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Who is this semen demon?

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Grand Wizard of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer

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it the succubus governor of Michigan who will serve one term and do absolutely nothing but drive taxes up.

810 grocery stores have completely gone to shit, and my university has canceled all classes.

michigan cumskin niggers fuck off of my fucking board.

248 where ya gonna go?
also mark scott fan, we would be fast friends no homo.

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Old times.

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>it the succubus governor of Michigan who will serve one term and do absolutely nothing but drive taxes up.
her campaign promise, they voted for her cans.

bitch was gonna fix the potholes

eagle pass?

>231 representing. Cherry niggers speak up.

post your theme when you get the virus, slow camera pan out

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from 989 but stuck in 248, planning to bug out to my old house near higgins if shtf. Don't own it anymore but I don't think anyone lives there. God damn do I miss the well water and trees.

Walmart shelby township a few days ago.

As of this afternoon, Walmart, Meijers, Kroger, Costco, and Sams club were all out of toilet paper, running low on water

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start a thread tomorrow 3pm our time night yall.

All along it was a scam. She made people think she was going to do something about local roads, but really she was only talking about major highways and shit.

It was always a scam.

And now she's packed the state with former ADL employees and literally Soros-funded shills. She's going to fuck us dry.

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will do

Holland/Zeeland here, we have no TP!!

I didn't know who this was, and I generally don't approve of women holding political office, but I would have voted for her if she would gib milk
p.s. the current jeopardy champion jessica babbitt has a really nice rack

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I was at Grandville earlier to get baby formula. No tp in site. So went and bought a bidet.

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>When everybody who lives on your street is 70

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Guys I'm on 8 mile and Schaeffer (Coolidge). I only have a break action 22/410. Parents are in Farmington but they are just a flu boomers. My single friend likely has it already. If my neighbors start getting handy, my best plan in to throw all my shit in my truck and get on the Michigan general to seek help, else head for Huron national forest.

easiest raid of all time

rip Hope college

This weekend is going to wild. Brawls at stores over TP will happen.

What are you bringing if I let you in the bunker?

Is it true Meijer still getting paper in the mornings to stock? Grand rapids portin in.

Rochester reporting in. Have 36 rolls of toilet paper left. Guess which store this is at?

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Anybody looking for some beachfront property? kek

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Why does it look like a dehydrated persons piss bottle

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Their website has been down for several hours. They already announced they are putting drastic measures in play. HMm.

Honestly how fast do you fuckers go throw TP? 36 rolls would last me 36+ weeks.

I always find it strange that people on here may be my neighbors.

I found out I go through 4 rolls a year

Family of 4 user. Gotta buy big to save big.

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My boipucci

Damn Sam's club app was down earlier for pay and go. Didnt wanna sit in line so I just left my cart in an aisle and left.

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i can do two rolls a day nigger

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Women use double. Families quadruple. If I get sick and my nose is running there is no daily limits to how many rolls I could use.

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Meijers in Mason has a ton of traffic for midnight.

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Wow, she is a breeder.

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Ottawa county CHAD reporting in

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>Women use double. Families quadruple. If I get sick and my nose is running there is no daily limits to how many rolls I could use.
Well there's a limit meow.

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Ya I eat keto so my shit is clean. Pretty much ritualistically wake up, shit, shower, and that's it for the day. I never use TP.

holy shit those milkers are hot

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3 months food for two, and my brother. I'm an artist and musician I'll have my archive with me, plus some ammo

>dat womb

Cool story bro got any 5-meo-DMT?

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dat backdoor of hers don't lie

lel

That's illegal

Gear up for TP raid

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Dutch girls thick bro

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248 here, server in busy restaurant. Don't wanna infect my family, when do i stop going to work? I can just wait till it blows over and get another serving job.

Not when you run out of food and you're cracking open your brother's head for a few pieces of brain.