There is a god!

Jesus wouldn’t be a Christian. Christianity is a bunch of mental gymnastics to get people to do the exact opposite of what Jesus taught.

every cloud has a silver lining

I hadn't thought of that..

Based, no more fake news from those cunts.

probably because all they do all day is write fake news and have unprotected orgies

it's probably just ((( media ))) virtue signalling

hell, they probably infected themselves for fake sympathy points

based aussie

It's just the flu

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Based Corona-chan

more like 6 weeks

BASTED

>38 test positive

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When will Christcucks end their autistic tirade on this board? You're not welcome here.

Hellenic paganism is the future.

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Yep its happening. Its targeting people.

Wake up mates. This isnt to kill you to to kill them.
these people are sick

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at least they didn't act racist, which would be worse than catching a deadly virus

kek, Liz Bruenig works for the NY Times and may have infected Bernie Sanders.

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Iggy pop?

Hype bullshit narrative to control us through fear

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Oh please god I hope it's as deadly as everoyne meming it is

>and 38 will probably never develop symptoms
Yeah, "test positive" headlines are going to lose all power to frighten soon

They are hypocrite Jews

Imagine thinking God isn't real, meanwhile he is killing off the jew york times.

Praise Jesus

based corona chan
blessed be thy curse

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nuke them from orbit , just to be sure.

God I hope so. No more hearing him repeat 1% over and over. Fuck that faggot

Massive if verifiable.

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Based/10

Yeah, Jesus isn't a fan of the meaningless traditions of man, that isn't new.

Stop worshipping the disembodied spirits of Giants. They are pure evil. They aren't your friends and never will be your friends, they hate humanity for being the pride and joy of God and only want to destroy and condemn us. Why do you think your people are in such a sorry state as of now? Dabbling in the occult and praying to literal demons only ever ends up in well earned destruction my friend. Jesus is our best friend, he always knew us and went to that cross to save us. Partake in his free gift of forgiveness while you still can.

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Please let them die, as the eye of Joe descends upon them.

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*ring ring*

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This tweet is FAKE.

twitter.com/BNODesk

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Of course celebrities are also getting corona.

Fuck off christfag. Take that bullshit to /his/.

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FAKE JEWISH PROPAGANDA

Oohhhhhhhhh nooooo. That sucks.

K...so how did the NYT get 38 corona tests when the CDC has only ordered 77?

Do you retards even bother to verify that this shit is real anymore?

B A S E D

>he hasn't looked up the addresses for all nearby msm offices so he can go there and coof on everyone before he dies
Fucking casuals.

Digits and they all die

its a nothingburger, theyre already all on PREP and HIV meds so they were being treated before they were even infectred

>pretending to be intelligent when you've actually been fooled by Jews that claim to be the Hebrews from the Bible

Looks like you've drank the Kool-Aid

Look at this fag

Fake news

Ha!

youtube.com/watch?v=tFELNIpeTjY

Fake

Where is the archive of an user that claimed the virus is a bio weapon being used against y he pedoes? And that after a month it will be used as a smokescreen to arrest them all

They are?

Still, it hit the coastal areas first. Not rocket science.

Fake.

Get your cock out of my mouth I don't wanna catch bat fever

JUST

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based disgusting kike

Jesus bros Im started to actually get worried. I already put in my notice at work saying Im leaving at the end of the month, but fuck, genuinely worried it's going to be all over the fucking place before then.

The based department has been quarantined due to coronavirus.

The Trump curse strikes again.

OH NONONONO

I love you and Jesus loves you too my friend. Any word spoken against the son of Man can be forgiven- it's not too late to hop on the last train to salvation. Please, partake in his free gift of forgiveness and grace while you still can.

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the best news all day is that the "stimulus" failed. this is however good news, because white self-hatred is SICK !!

It's already all over the place. There's just lots of people that haven't been tested or are still incubating it.

This is some high tier christcuck shizo shit.

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fake and gay

>The Gods of your Blood and Soil are demons!
>now bend the knee and accept manmade traditions and dogma at the anti-Christ churches!
Jesus will be throwing you anti-Christ anti-Whites to Hell and pagans for Christ will bro it up with Christ and the Old Gods.

Why is it only leftists are getting infected? (For the most part)

>Literally worships Jews.
>Calls you a Jew if you don't also worship Jews.

How's that cognitive dissonance working out?

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kek

Based Christanon.
God bless you.

Thank Corona Chan

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Based and Christpilled