Feds pump $1.5 trillion into the stock market

Remember this when they say how are you going to pay for health care

Yeah, straight into the pockets of kikes who own the banks, who will remain as rich as ever while middle-class people once again are poor, just like the last recession. All fucking hebes must fucking hang

The 1.5 trillion are short term loans, you fucking cretins

Theyre not walking around handing out benjamins. They are loaning banks money, so that banks continue to loan businesses money, so businesses can cover their cash flow during times of crisis.

The money gets paid back. Loans are not spending.

EconPhDBro

Where the fuck is the fed getting the money to loan banks other than pressing the tether button?

Explain more

Low biz iq here. Seeing the virus spread and the underreactions were strangely not a big deal to me but something about 1.5 trillion being spent and having no effect was punch in the gut. But they only pumped 500 billion of that total so far correct?

A lot of econ PhDs were behind the 2008 bailout too, and what exactly did that accomplish? Economists are nothing more than fucking voodoo witch doctors, you have no idea what's going on anymore than anyone else.

HP printers

>Feds pump $1.5 trillion into the stock market
How does this not cause a mass manic? This is 2 times more than the 2008 bailout and that was a historic event.

They're called "reserves".

yeeeaaaaah ok

Oh no no no no no

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It means they are electronically buying shares like anyone else, trillions of dollars worth, only the FED doesn't actually have to pay back any money it spends because it creates it out of nothing. Imagine your bank account simply having zeroes added to it at your personal convenience, that's how the FED works.

Hahahahaha oh man. 10/10. I been raising a fuss to everyone about this, nobody cares here.

They are loaning banks money so banks can continue ripping off consumers through overvalued financial assets.

>reads CNN
Loser

all part of a terrific plan, boys. fuck fiat. no more money hoarding.

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me make print do big money make achoo go boo boo

ecomonisppffffffftptptbro

And asian markets are collapsing right now too. Oh boy when euro markets open it'll be a bloodbath again.

>pump eet

>loans
>paid back
Dumb nigger

man this week just keeps fucking GIVING

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If all markets are collapsing then we successfully deflated the economy

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>dude we'll just go to gold backed currency
Go ahead, the dollar will collapse. US has a lot of gold but not enough to keep the dollar as the one leading currency of the world

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>Euros pretend the market won't rebound in due time
Unless you're planning to retire in the next 6 months, in due time, all will return to normal, or be close to it. Don't be retarded.

Oh don't worry the Chinese one is still fine. So you did in fact collapse the economy of the entire world except for China. Good job

Except in those 6 months China will be so far ahead of everyone else that they'll be building factories in US to make use of the cheap US and euro labour.

I keep seeing people say this, do you think America is literally going to exist forever?
Like seriously walk down the street and look at everybody and look how much we all obviously hate each other. This country is on its last legs

OfficeMax offers printing services user

Couldn't it just cycle back to each individual dollar being worth a lot? Like maybe pennies become real currency again? Or is that not allowed because then the plebs would have too much money?

Yeah, that's what I'm most afraid of. China might get ahead while we're still dealing with their virus. We are fucked big time.

Yeah, it's just a zero interest "loan" you can use to buy bonds or lend to poor people at 25 percent interest rates. Are you paid to be a neolib shill or are you genuinely retarded?

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Not that it matters, this is all a made up system built on faith.

Economics are a belief, not a science.

>b-b-but we can't afford universal healthcare!
will Trumpets finally admit they were wrong?

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Seriously though, you can't just compensate for lost productivity by printing money. The market has to fall, I don't know why people don't just let it go...

>the Chinese economy is fine guys!!!!!

SO MANY FUCKING SHILLS EVERYWHERE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>dead cat bounce.
the markets are not at all time lows so no, it's not a dcb. learn to market

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I hate both

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Money isn't going into stocks and you should learn how much China spends propping up its own economy

You better stop asking that question if you don't want a bullet in your head, goyim

I think your confusing the Federal Reserve Bank with the Federal Government.
>This. That money is only backed by the worth we give it.

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Someone making 50k pays about 4k total in tax, this is complete bullshit as 60% of the budget is ss and Medicare

The Fed loans money to bank partners at the base interest rate. Because this interest rate is still interest, and the loans are still loans it means the banks actually have to loan it or otherwise use it to generate income to pay back these loans. So, it makes credit easier to acquire because banks now have more liquidity to lend. It also allows companies to continue operations as they have cheap credit to work with and now only need to theoretically make a return equal to the interest rate they were lent at.

Of course, you could just buy your own fucking stock and pump your stock price and quit because why the fuck would you want to be head of a failing company when a part of your compensation/parachute is stock?

They made $1.5 trillion of short term LOANS available to banks in case they can't get repo financing. It's not a $1.5 trillion dollar giveaway lmao.

Stock market can't fall of you don't let anyone sell.

>All the money is gone within an hour

yea into offshore accounts retard, the entire point they did it in the first place

But user... Where did the money come from?

America died after the 9th

It's issued by the FED. The FED creates money and lends it.

>Why does it have to lend it?
To curtail inflation.

>not in 1965
>not in 1865
>Dies because a flu bro
no

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> Feds
You mean kikes, user.
The federal reserve is a private entity.

Tell the kikes who run the federal reserve to stop printing than.

it wasn't real money to begin with.

If you believe this,
I have bad news for you.