/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1982

thehill.com/policy/healthcare/487329-ohio-health-official-estimates-100000-people-in-state-have-coronavirus

Heh same here bro. I am able to get some shit done sometimes though.

fake virus
everybody's getting played by tptb

Official Society Collapse theme. youtu.be/MIO_kvBqYus

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Since sports are cancelled, here is your replacement. Who will be the last to fall?

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I feel like certain types of "people" will not be surviving.

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Death in progress. Please be patient.

I almost had a panic attack in Costco. Didn’t help that my N99 mask makes it harder to breathe and everyone was looking at me in fear because we don’t even have a confirmed case in my city or province yet heh.

Is this the new chink pasta? Make /cvg/ look schizo?

This will be over in 4 months if doobs.

Why isn't there a Coroniichan yet

To what extent will police and national guard be able to maintain order in the United States, if and when supplies become scarce? Will that even be a priority?

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Live in CA bay area and I have a sore throat. This is it for me, brehs.

Remember, if you happen to be chosen by Corona-chan and receive Her love, be sure to spread it to as many people as possible.

If you're successful in spreading Her love, Corona-chan will allow you to live in the world She creates after She cleanses the world of filth.

>4,982 people have died so far from the coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak as of March 13, 2020, 03:34 GMT.

Why does the virus bother you? Your going to die soon either way........ also find Jesus because it sounds like you have demons tormenting you.

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0-CASES CHADS RISE UP

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good

there is now a /tpg/ - toilet paper general

I'm immune.

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They probably will Becuase they are on PREP anti-retorviral drugs.

I have a Bunch of symptoms but no cough

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>Detected: 134,717
>Died: 4,979

Wow its a fucking nothing burger. More people die from TVs falling on their heads in a day. Where the fear mongering and generals for that?

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based and checked

hey lads my boomer dad asked me why are the normies buying so much toilet paper, he said all the local radio stations he listens to bring up the question of "What's the deal of mass buying tp?

>looks at cvg
>looks at boomerbook

They refuse to understand bros. I’m done being frustrated, at this point it’s just sad.

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Today was busy all day and night and was still crowded when I got off at 8.

t. Kroger Wageslave in Colorado

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>no megumin gf to cuddle with during the quarantine and pump full of babies once the apocalypse is over

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one day some time this week the numbers are gonna jump to 10-15 times what they are now. countries don’t even have the ability to estimate what the number infected even is approximately yet.

Rate my "watched /cvg/ since Wuhan quarantine but did nothing till March" setup

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I don't think anyone knows, its completely useless for survival....

dude, they're the only ones in possession of anti-viral drugs.

Corona-kami better cancel a potential WW3 situation

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Fuck my sister... I told her to just buy some rice or some shit as a precaution and right after she made a post saying "anyone who's panic buying, buy some condoms so you can avoid bringing any more idiots into this world".

How dumb do you have to be to be aware that people are panic buying, but not think that supermarkets can run out of shit? I'm going to let this dumb bitch starve.

>youtube.com/watch?v=tuKjwWYyfkw

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sure, with a little help...

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Where in Colorado? I'm in Littleton

>don't have the ability
They are just lying, with an r0 anywhere near 4 everyone on earth will get this inside of 5 years...

>he doesn't know about /ftvg/

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Hello, Based Department?

lol you got btfo leaf

Do all anti-viral drugs work with all viruses?

In a pre-chaos people will still care for their personal hygiene, but yeah it's dumb.

i only care for my family, fuck the rest

Based and redpilled
Shoplift a bunch of canned goods and hide in home for a couple months

does anyone have a link to the thread about the labratory that is right next to the wet market?

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Far west Lakewood, almost Golden. my little sister's school is closed

I can send you actual gasmask if you can't afford one. Nice eyes btw.

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Argentina has like 30 cases already.

Floridabro here. How long until it gets to the villages?

haven't seen that kind of circuit breaker before, lmao.

on the bright side, the COVID scare got me off of heroin...... on the slightly darker side of that same coin ive been mixing hand sanitizer with vitamin c drink powder and shooting that instead

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Very bad side effects come with anti viral medications like heart failure

make sure those goggles are sealed. if they have air holes then tape them up

> don't bother asking where this info came from

When the Western countries are brought to their knees by this, China will move on several of the countries that surround them. They're hungry to expand and don't think anyone will stand up to them if other powers are preoccupied with the coronavirus. The military is doing a fuck ton of planning and maneuvering behind the scenes to stop this.

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Weird how many gay trannies started suddenly performing home invasions, forcing people to defend themselves with lethal force during the corona virus chaos.

I am really curious about why the response to this outbreak is so much greater than the other flus.

Like what do the top guys know? Did they learn some shit that made them fucking freak, or is this a proving ground because the CDC and WHO have concluded that we can't stop the super bug in the future with traditional science?

gonna fap to cornona RIGHT NOW

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Is this fuck infected or not?

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simp

Accept death and you will recieve life.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What the fuck is all over the ground? How will you survive, by eating yourself out? Also post tits or gtfo.

We have officially reached Corona levels of SIMP.

One person in my neighborhood confirmed infected.

Still going to work every day.

Lol

Not as BTFO as her when she can't wipe her ass.

good question. its on the coasts (retirement condos)

>ive been mixing hand sanitizer with vitamin c drink powder and shooting that instead
tell me how
i might need it

China is probably still getting as fucked by it. Its impossible to think that the virus would spread world wide but not to the rest of China. Chinks are probably still dying en masse.

Someone should tell him we are actually just using his tweets to make fun of people in obvious denial.

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My parents live in fucking Ukraine. There's no way i could force them to be safe. Feels pretty bad, man.

This is why.

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Not good enough. Gotta get it inland

Alabama has announced a press conference tomorrow. They're about to be out.

In reality, it's everywhere. Ohio just said "1% of the population" has it. 1% of Ohio alone is more cases than are officially reported on the entire planet. (177,000)

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They don't want to spread the virus more.

They are just cutting costs, no one really watches these shows...

You're god damn right they won't. They are the ultimate form of modern bourgeoisie. They have all you need. Time to raid their homes and take over their shit.
Sorry sis, but the proletariat needs your comfy 3 room apartment and your savings.

Australia is finally starting to panic on a grand scale.

What tipped our country into mainstream panic mode?

>Sportsball events cancelled
>Most other large social events cancelled or rescheduled
>Shortages on various items ongoing in most supermarkets
>ASX (Australian Securities Exchange, our main stock listing) has been in freefall.
>Mainstream news is

Did I miss anything?

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>Russia 34

How only 34? We have 77 right now here in monkeyland. Not that we don't deserve to be erased however the white monkeys must die as well.

it is indeed very weird

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That's a tranny btw.

See

thin the hand sanitizer with 91% isopropyl alcohol and then "salt to taste" with the vitamin c powder.... you feel super healthy and a little tipsy for a minute

As soon as fucking possible please.

BOOMERCIDE WHEN

Imagine the flu but there is no vaccines. Thats why they are panicking. If you think that the flu aint so Bad, then check history websites for past outbreaks.

To prevent a new pandemic how about if we nuke china

>This is what they stole from you

This is an added threat on top of everything else, and it's a threat we have limited means to prevent. 20% of people will need hospitalization. A 1/5 chance of needing hospitalization and likely enduring permanent bodily damage is a pretty daunting. Hospitals will be overwhelmed, and the elderly and those with pre-existing conditions don't have much of a chance of survival, but the rest of us still run the risk of being in that unlucky 20% with irreversible and permanent damage.

Do you understand why this is a big deal?

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Based and truthpilled

corona is not a retrovirus

>masturbated so much my prostate became swollen and infected
how the fuck did this happen?

Actually it's an illustration

Some kleenex employee caught the virus.

twitter.com/MariekeWalsh/status/1238280727633985536
Trudeau's wife's boyfriend is endangered!!!

BTW: hoes in the comments are mad

youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

Closing borders asap did the trick.
Nah, looks like guy.

Based I'm moving to russia one day

>Ohio just said "1% of the population" has it.

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Is there a version of this, but with a cock?
I want to get fucked by that

After someone contracts corona, how long does it take for them to be infectious?

i came here to post this... fuck

Dude you look like a agirl

>governments are still being retarded when it come to the virus
They're doing it on purpose, aren't they? Are they planning to kill off the senior population?

This guy is like the fucking conspiracy nut that gets arrested at the end of Contagion. Except he's like the mirror image evil doppelganger that's a "It's not real truther."

Putin still has a soviet mindset, he's going to do what China did but even more better.

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Wow, you sound like a complete faggot

he will get infected on purpose at some point to prove it is a nothingburger, that should be fun

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Anyone has the gif of the cases vs time and other viruses before it?

based Ivan
¿Por qué eres un maricón ahora?

Does this pic have any credibility? It doesn't list sources

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She didn't take his last name when they married?

BASADO Y ROJOEMPASTILLADO
VERGÜENZA AJENA Y AZULEMPASTILLADO

If only. That would be smart for once.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit

So many more people die from the flu, this corona thing doesnt come close to its death toll

SCHOOL JUST CANCELLED CLASSES
I'M STAYING HOME BABY

hows your local costco/walmart

407 here, its been a train wreck. Its like hurricane prep except all the boomers might die.

is this a woman?

What's going to happen to Jordan Peterson? If things get bad in Russia, they'll kick him off his life support because the entire hospital will need every bed for coronacoofers. Or will he be transferred back to Canada?